Chapter 348: Let's Go West
At this time, I heard a "bang" in the distance, only to see a cloud of black smoke rising from the sea, and I don't know who shouted: "I'll go, the atomic bomb has hit here!" ”
"That's a bomb, right? It's a bomb! I don't know if the two countries are fighting, do you see if there are any fighter jets or something? Chu Yaxuan said seriously.
Only Murphy, Lin Bei, and Chen Nuolan sat on the side and did not move, and finally heard Zhao Yingying say: "Are they acting?" Why is there only one atomic bomb? ”
Lin Bei really couldn't hold back his laughter, Murphy and Chen Nuolan couldn't stand up with laughter, Lin Bei said with a smile: "That's a volcanic eruption under the sea, what an atomic bomb!" ”
Hearing this, several women were instantly embarrassed, and Lin Bei shouted: "Have you not seen the eruption of an undersea volcano?" Would we still be alive if it were an atomic bomb? What a reason! ”
Several people instantly put away their surprised faces, and Shen Chao said: "It turned out to be a volcanic eruption!" I thought it was Lao Mei calling! Hahaha. In the end, Lin Bei used a few embarrassed laughs to hide the level of embarrassment.
Chu Yaxuan pouted and said, "Captain, you really don't consider my feelings, people haven't seen this, why don't you help others, and laugh at others!" I...... I don't like you anymore! ”
Then Chu Yaxuan sat beside Lin Bei, rubbed hard against Lin Bei's body, and said while rubbing: "Captain, you have to laugh at others, don't laugh at others!" ”
Forehead! Lin Bei is considered to have been taught, this girl is taking the opportunity to rub oil at first glance, so she quickly dodged back, stood up and said, "Okay, let's go!" Don't even look at it! ”
At this time, Chu Yaxuan saw Lin Bei's slender beard, and grabbed it with his hand, and Lin Bei, who was in pain, shouted: "Chu Yaxuan, you let Lao Tzu go, let go!" ”
Chu Yaxuan reluctantly let go and said, "What's wrong?" People just haven't seen such a long beard, have you ever seen it? ”、
In other words, Lin Bei's beard really can't grow any longer! It's almost time to catch up with Taishang Laojun.
"Captain, you really need to trim your beard!" Murphy said sincerely, but as soon as he heard Murphy's words, Shen Chao on the side also said: "Yes, captain, we are going to repair our beards, I feel that the birds are coming to me to nest!" ”
Lin Bei scolded: "What kind of repair? What are you going to take? Tell me what to take? We can't just get the cut, can we? ”
Chen Nuolan smiled: "Aren't there scissors on your saber?" You don't need scissors to try it! ”
Lin Bei sighed and said, "There are scissors, but we don't have mirrors, so we can't cut two big men together, right?" That scene ......"
"Isn't that what you like?" As soon as Du Zilin answered, everyone laughed, and Shen Chao also smiled and said, "Captain, it turns out that you are such a person." Not really! ”
Lin Bei punched Shen Chao hard and scolded: "You don't look at it yourself, do I like people like you?" Really, there are so many women, how can they like you? You don't look at your unshaven beard yourself! ”
Speaking of scruffy beards, Lin Bei felt that he was also scruffy beards, so he quickly shut up! He can't talk about these women!
"Captain, you two can cut and cut against the water! After that, let's go west, shall we? Murphy asked.
Lin Bei nodded and said, "It must be to the west!" ”
After everything was ready, everyone hurried to the west, everything in the distance was summoning them, and several people set foot on the journey again.
They were walking along the ridge all the time, and there was basically no danger, everyone was walking and looking at the scenery!
The ridges here are full of sand, and if they encounter mudslides or storms or the like, they will really be swept away, so Lin Bei's first task is to go to a place where they can accommodate before dark.
"Maybe you don't know, I seem to have seen a ghost!" Shen Chao, who was walking in second place, suddenly said this, and after hearing it, Lin Bei scolded: "Don't say those unfounded words, isn't the lesson of the last midnight enough?" ”
"No, it's really a ghost, it's still a foreign ghost! Look, isn't that one a ghost over there? Shen Chao's voice trembled, and when he heard it, Lin Beidu wanted to hit him directly!
But Chen Nuolan, who was behind him, looked at it and hurriedly shouted: "No, no, no, it's not expensive!" That's human! That's human! Look, isn't it human? ”
As soon as a few people heard that it was a human being, they immediately stopped, and as far as the eye could see, there was a foreigner at the bottom of the cliff, and Zhongzhen was a foreigner! It's human!
Lin Bei shouted excitedly: "Hey, hey! Look this way! ”
Several women also shouted excitedly: "Yes, look at this side!" Look over here! ”
When a foreigner raised his eyes, there were really several people on the mountain looking at him, and the woman was also happy, and shouted: "Hi! Hi! Come here! (English)"
Lin Bei stood on the ridge and asked, "Who knows English?" Is there anyone who is better at English? ”
Several people looked at each other, and finally locked their eyes on Chen Nuolan's body, Chen Nuolan sighed, stepped forward and shouted: "Help me, save me"
When the woman heard the shout, she quickly put down the things in her hand, walked under them, and asked, "What?" What are you doing? (English)"
"Really, the old lady shouted for help, why didn't she react?" Chen Nuolan smiled on his face, but his voice was a little tempered.
But when the woman saw it clearly, she shouted, "Hello! Do you want to come down? "I can speak Chinese! Several people were also relieved.
As soon as Lin Bei heard that he could speak Chinese, he quickly said: 'Help us, we can't go home!' Can you save us? ’
The woman's expression was somewhat the same, and she shouted, "It's so beautiful here, what kind of home will it be?" Is it okay not to go back? Shall we live together? ”
"This woman can't be exiled here, is she? You see, she looks like the kind of person with an abnormal brain, or let's go! Lin Bei's heart was cold all of a sudden, what this woman said had wiped out his confidence.
Seeing that the people above did not speak, the woman shouted, "Do you want to come down?" I'll give you food! ”
As soon as he heard about the food, Chu Yaxuan hurriedly shouted, "Is it a cake?" Or macarons? ”
Lin Bei glanced at it with disdain and said, "What, you can't have some noble thoughts?" What to say! If you have a cake, please share it with me! ”
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