"Lele, Lele!"

Daddy called out bitterly, holding a long bamboo pole in both hands, and kept probing into the pond, and before he knew it, his knees had sunk into the water.

When the auspicious clouds dispersed, Yu Le hurriedly shouted, "Dad, I'm here, Dad!"

Daddy froze and almost threw himself into the water. When the second "Daddy" came into his ears, he hesitated to look back, and finally rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then staggered towards the shore.

Yu Le jumped into the water and dragged his father ashore.

Daddy's hands were cold, and he was trembling all over.

"You! you—" After a few gasps, Daddy raised his hand to fight, but his arm froze in mid-air.

"Dad, Dad, I was taking a shower here just now, and suddenly I couldn't hold it anymore, so I went over there to make it easier......" Yu Le squatted down with his head in his hands, raised his face and smirked at his father.

Daddy was deflated and fell limply down.

Yu Le hurriedly handed Ma Zazi over, and Dad sat still, gasping for breath.

Ducks quacking in the pond.

Ice and fire, how desperate my father was in his heart just now.

My son's clothes were all stripped off on the edge of the pond, and there was soap and shampoo...... Yu Le smirked on his face, but he felt extremely guilty in his heart.

If you want to say something to tease my father, I can't open my mouth.

It's not a problem in the long run.

It always disappears for a while.

Today, I deceived the second egg through, and I fooled my father.

So, what about tomorrow?

"Don't tell your mother about this. Daddy finally regained some of his spirits, and looked at Yu Le carefully, his eyes like substance.

"Uh-huh. Yu Le agreed in a loud voice.

The two elders are old, so they can't always worry about it.

Daddy's eyes shifted from Yu Le's face to his body.

An ultra-short and tight red official robe......

"Dad, this is a yukata! People in the city wear this after taking a bath, hehe, silk fabric, very comfortable. Yu Le's nonsense came as soon as he opened his mouth, although he really wanted to get under the water and couldn't get out.

Today, she was miserable by Bi Ma Wen, but she was still kind and couldn't complain.

When I returned to the mortal world just now, I forgot to return the official robe.

Well, it's not like to take it off to her in public.

Let Daddy see this, it's even more unpleasant.

Daddy's expression was a little hesitant, and the corners of his mouth trembled a little, he must have believed it...... Right?

"Yukata, I'm still a costume. Daddy looked at the ducks in the pond. trembled twice, after all, it was not spring yet, and he was still an old cold leg.

"Dad, go home quickly, cover it on the kang and drink two more glasses. Yu Le smirked and came to help his father.

"You have changed your clothes, go back with me, you are not allowed to take a bath here in the future." Daddy was really scared, so he stood up and moved, but he refused to go home first.

Yu Le still has to wash it, his body is too smelly.

Dad's mental ups and downs are too great, and he hasn't noticed such a trivial matter for the time being. When I got home, my mother would definitely ask.

"Oh, right away. Yu Le quickly took off his official robe, jumped into the pond and rubbed his hands twice.

But he didn't notice that the Qiankun bag rolled out of his pocket.

“...... Horse...... Dedicated?"

Daddy leaned over and picked up the Qiankun bag, pinched two handfuls that were soft and hot, and held them up in front of him, trying very hard to read the words on it.

Yu Le's face turned white with fright, he jumped ashore, ran to his father with a cigarette, snatched the Qiankun bag, and held it in his arms very preciously.

Only then did he remember that his expression was not right, so he quickly changed his smirk, "Dad, this is a small bag." ”

Daddy nodded, it's a small bag.

"Ah yes, it's used for bath gel, and now people in the city don't need soap to take a bath. "Yule's brain is going to fry.

The people in the city really know how to play.

Daddy nodded again, turned and walked home with a determined stride.

I'm afraid that something is wrong with my son, and it's not easy to talk about him as a father, and it doesn't seem to be easy to talk about him when I'm a mother?

It doesn't seem to be easy to talk to a father directly......

The son actually wore a woman's small clothes close to his body!

Although I didn't understand that little bag, it was hidden by my son, so I'm afraid it's not a fair thing.

Maybe the old woman is right.

When the son grows up, he has to marry his daughter-in-law first, and everything else can be put on hold.

I knew this, I thought that I should really be the village chief at the beginning, and Xiaofang didn't look bad.

Otherwise, tomorrow I will go to the small shop in the mountains to see the girl?

It's almost decided first, as long as the character is good, the waiter is the waiter, and we don't want anyone else.

It's not a big deal if the character is almost bad......

"Don't let anyone see ......"

A word flew over lightly, and Daddy's back had disappeared.

Yu Le sat on the ground.

Daddy, what do you mean?

I'm your own son, male and female......

Where is this?

I can't explain it yet!

Yu Le threw the Qiankun bag on the shore, slowly put on his clothes, his face was full of wry smiles, and his brain was a little weak, "It's also thanks to my father's lack of literacy, if he pronounces 'Imperial Horse Supervisor', he won't have to flood this pond......?"

"Boom!"

The pond was submerged, and Yule was submerged.

The Qiankun bag swelled up rapidly, and the moment the bag mouth opened, the juice-like horse manure spurted out, and Yu Le was in the middle of it!

Due to the recoil, the Qiankun bag is even rapidly retreating......

Yu Le turned his back embarrassedly, wiped his face, and read out "Imperial Horse Supervisor" with difficulty.

Sure enough, the mouth of the bag was closed again, and the wave of launches ended.

Yu Le immediately rushed into the pond, buried his whole body in the water, and then turned his back to the sky and breathed heavily.

This kind of simple and crude voice switch is really killing a person, and I don't know if I swallowed some just now...... Bath gel?

I gave myself a special shot!

The shore of the good end of the sand and gravel is dyed with a layer of yellow-green, and the juice is still flowing.

The amount is not too much, it can have a ton or two, or mainly liquid.

None of the clothes piled on the stones were spared.

After fully fermentation, the taste of Tianma manure is really rich and rich......

Yu Le still took off his little pants, found a bucket from the shack, and carried water to wash the shore like crazy.

The juice is diluted and flows into the pond.

It's also thanks to the fact that this pond is large enough, otherwise it wouldn't have become a stinky puddle?

A pale layer of green emerges on the surface of the water and slowly spreads into the pond.

Yu Le suddenly realized that something was not quite right.

There are small fish floating up as if pecking at the green powder?

This is horse manure is good or not, and heavenly horse manure is also horse manure.

Uh, small fish eating or undigested grass?

The peach tree absorbs the aura of heaven and earth, the light of the sun and the moon, presumably the pasture grass is the same?

After a while, something even more asympathetic happened.

Hundreds of ducks swam to the shore, where the greenery is at its highest.

Or is it because there are small fish gathering here?

No, instead of eating their favorite fish, the duck is devouring the green powder!

Have fish don't eat you eat grass?

What kind of trouble is this?