Chapter 418: Funeral Smell
I took Tang Benchu's mobile phone, glanced at the weather forecast, and understood what was going on.
Ah Zor looked at me excitedly: "Brother Qianshu, what kind of thing is that mountain god, you don't let me release Gu to bite people, you can always release Gu to bite the mountain god, right?" I'm not allowed to let it go for a while, I'm going to suffocate these Gu worms! β
"You wait, it's not the time yet," I looked at the mute little granddaughter, and asked Ah Zou, "Do you have any Gu worms that can suck the juice and venom from a human body or something?" β
"The Flower Spicy Gu is designed to suck people, if you put this Flower Spicy Gu, the people who are more watery will have to be dry, and there is only one skin left in the storage!" Ah Zuo hurriedly asked: "What is the use, I have it, I have it." β
I pointed to the little girl and said, "According to me, this child probably has ascites in his stomach, and if he is in the hospital, he will have to pump it out. β
The word "Jiang" seen from the old man, if you want to get ahead, you have to go to the water to dry up, which is obviously the little girl's illness because there is excess water in the body.
When I was hospitalized in the past, I wandered around the county hospital, and I saw Xiao Liang helping people to pump ascites, probably this is the principle, it looks very offended, and the little girl is like that, it is indeed quite distressing.
Although Ah Zor didn't know what the situation was, she listened to what I said, her little mouth moved and said something Gu, she took out a yellow maltose from her pocket, and swallowed it for the little girl, only to see that the spicy Gu really worked, the little girl didn't eat it for long, and she saw that her belly was getting smaller little by little, and the little girl's sallow face finally became a little angry, opened her eyes, and faintly called grandpa.
When the dumb man saw it, tears flowed down in big drops, and he knelt on the ground for me, full of mouths, and gesticulated, and I saw that it meant that I was a living immortal, and asked me what my name was, and wanted to engrave a living monument for me.
The living monument is an old custom of repaying gratitude, because the average person can be qualified to eat incense after death, this living monument is that although the other party is not dead, but has received the kindness of others, but has no ability to repay, it will carve a living monument to the benefactor, write the name of the benefactor, and kowtow every day, talk about gratitude.
Because this thing looks very unlucky, it looks like it wants to curse people to death, so no one is usually happy to accept itβeven if it does, the blessed one has to be blessed! I pulled up the dumb man, and used sign language to say that the person who accumulated virtue was called Lu Hengchuan, and there was no need to erect a monument to the living person, just remember that this is his good.
The dumb man nodded again and again, and at the same time, as if he remembered something, he gestured again and again, let us go as soon as possible, otherwise we will be caught by the villagers and eaten by the mountain god sooner or later.
I asked him, if you let us go, are you not afraid of the mountain gods to blame?
The dumb man shook his head, and his expression was resolute to compare with me, the mountain god, is definitely not a normal god, God is a blessing to people, not harmful, that is a scourge, but unfortunately it can't be moved, otherwise it would have been gone long ago - a few years ago, their family was because of the "funeral letter", the window sill appeared on the window sill The ear scoop used by the last dead man was alive, at that time the dumb man wanted to die, but the dumb son was filial and resolutely refused, and the dumb daughter-in-law was a pregnant woman, of course, she couldn't die, the dumb son hid the dumb, He was poisoned as a sacrifice to the mountain god.
The little girl's mother couldn't stand it, and jumped into the well after giving birth to the little girl, and the mute had the heart to seek death herself, but she couldn't let go of this poor child.
The mute man sighed, wiping his tears and gesturing that it was still the villagers who saw his poor family and asked him to clean the ancestral hall here - every year on July 15, he would come to wipe the bloodstains, and the villagers would give him a meager living allowance to prevent their grandparents from starving to death.
Now that this little girl is sick again, and she doesn't see the blessing of the mountain god, needless to say, the dumb man has long hated the mountain god.
After Tang Benchu and the others figured out what was going on, they also clenched their fists, and said indignantly that this kind of hurtful thing must be destroyed, and asked me what I need to do about this.
Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, invincible in a hundred battles, now we need to know, first, what is this mountain god going to do - what method is he going to use to kill more than 1,000 people in the village, and second, what is his specific origin.
This is not into the tiger's den, but the tiger, I will tell Wang Deguang and them, and after a while, I will go out to be the living sacrifice.
As soon as I heard that I was going to "sacrifice myself for others", I waved my hands in a panic, and said that poisoning was not fun, so I must not die.
I have that thing on my back, I can't let me die, the Gu worms of the cave girl can't poison me, let alone any soil medicinal materials in this village, I still told Wang Deguang and them, hide here for a while, don't show your head, listen to my news.
Although Wang Deguang and the others were a little worried, they found out that there was only one way for the mountain god to come, so they had to agree.
Just as he was about to leave, Lu Hengchuan suddenly said: "You have to be careful, I touched your bones when I was on your back just now, you have to watch out for you." β
I was stunned, and then I scolded him for being stupid, his eyes were taken away by God, and he was so blind that he touched it a few times, and when his hand fell off again, he would be honest.
Lu Hengchuan snorted, if I had to roll my eyes in normal times, but unfortunately now he can't roll his eyes.
I didn't say much, thinking that this thing must be done anyway.
As soon as the villagers saw me, they were so happy that they tied me up and asked me why I had run back and where those accomplices had gone.
I pretended to say that I came to inspect the customs and customs, those companions had already left, and I turned back by myself, not because I accidentally broke my foot and couldn't go, so I pretended to be stupid and asked them to help me.
When they saw that I didn't seem to know anything, they were quite happy, so they had to carry me to the mountain temple like a pig in a bundle, and at the same time poured me some medicine - on the surface, I swallowed it, and I had already been forced out of my throat by my anger, and I secretly vomited, and then I pretended to be the birthday boy, and pretended to be dead with a very peaceful expression.
"Go and see," the "director" apparently came again: "Why did this outsider react so quickly." β
Someone was about to come up and touch me, and I had already condensed my qi and sealed the seven orifices, and whoever touched it had to feel that I was out of breath: "It's dead, it's dead." β
The villagers were still muttering, "Why is this year's medicine working so quickly?" β
"yes, don't you usually breathe at night?"
"Shou Xinggong is too, so is this outsider, could it be that the medicine dispensed this year is the wrong prescription?"
"Go back and find the person who dispenses the medicine, pick him up!"
"Yes, pick him up!"
It seems that the one who dispenses the medicine is on the back of the black cauldron.
Now, when the "mountain god" comes and eats me, you will know what it is.
Sure enough, this time I came, the "mountain god" may have relaxed his vigilance, just to hear a "click" sound sounded, I squinted my eyes, with the afterglow to see a black shadow, I don't know where to get out.
What a big smell of burial!
It turned out to be this thing, and it's really a lot of cannibalism!
Then, I just felt a cool, slimy thing, and I started smelling it β it felt a bit like an autopsy.
It's the nose of that thing.
This thing is really like the legend, it looks like a human, but it is not human, and it is obvious that the leg of this thing must not be good.
walked and dragged on, but it was still the little girl who made a contribution to her mother.
Then that thing seemed to be very satisfied with me, a mouth, about to bite down, although I was tied up on the surface, but in fact I held the Lu Ban ruler in my hand, and the rope had already been cut, and while the thing opened its mouth, I suddenly inserted the Lu Ban ruler from the mouth of the thing.
The thing was obviously caught off guard, and a fishy and smelly liquid flowed out of its mouth - this is the Luban ruler of the three-legged bird on my back, no matter how powerful this thing is, can it be more powerful than the three-legged bird?
But what I didn't expect was that the strong man broke his wrist, and Lu Banchi cut his mouth open in exchange for freedom, and jumped into the villagers as soon as he turned his head!