The cause of the past life, the effect of the future life.

Although this sentence is sometimes used to fool people, it also sounds useful, otherwise the person who did evil before death arrives in the underworld after death, why do you continue to reincarnate as if nothing is wrong!?

So, I'm still in favor of the underworld.

"Tell you everything you want to know. Now you go to the queue, and when you take the train, you will reach the end of the city. We don't pay attention to privileged patents, so I can't help you cut the line. ”

The middle-aged man thought about it carefully, and it was really nothing to say to me, so he persuaded me to hurry to the capital city, but I didn't know that Master Sima was waiting over there.

"Okay, then thank you, senior brother."

I took out a loose flower from the space backpack, looked around and looked around, and after casting my eyes here, I secretly stuffed it into the pocket of his suit: "Senior brother, you have this cigarette, if it weren't for you, I would definitely not know anything." Thank you for the leader, maybe you will have to take care of it one day! It just so happens that I have a younger brother who is a yin walker, and next time he comes down and asks him to bring you two good cigarettes, we will always be in touch with each other! ”

"No need for that! Don't use that! ”

The middle-aged man waved his hand again and again, but he didn't mean to return the cigarette to me, but took out a translucent mobile phone from his trouser pocket: "Do you have a ghost number?!" If so, let's add it...... What the hell! Your brother and I are different from them! I don't like cheap cigarettes! Just go back and get me two Huazi! ”

Waterfa!?

You're hard to serve!

"The underworld still has a mobile phone?!"

I looked at the translucent phone, and sure enough, the online drama didn't deceive me!

If Joe doesn't die, he really can't die and come to the underworld! Love Crazy 18 is just around the corner!

"Why not! The second function of the Hell Tower is to spread the network signal and cover the entire underworld! Everywhere there is a full signal, and the network speed is quite fast! ”

The middle-aged man swiped his phone to show me the entertainment app on his phone: "Have you watched this "You Have to Die in Three Watches" APP!? This is the live broadcast software researched by His Royal Highness King Qin Guang! Two days ago, there was a thief anchor named Zhao Dacang! Tut-tut! That body, that waist pole, that coquettishness! Look at the countless ghosts in the underworld! It's a pity that I haven't broadcast live for more than a week. ”

Speaking of this, the middle-aged man seemed to realize something bad, took two steps back, looked at me carefully, pondered twice, and said, "Zhao Qingyi...... Zhao Dacang...... Ouch! You can't be that streamer! Come on, everybody......"

I covered his mouth and made a silent gesture: "Shhhhhh Don't talk nonsense! You're a ghost who knows it! Dude, I call this low-key. ”

"Smack!"

The middle-aged man reached out and patted me on the buttocks, and said with a look of you knowing, "Okay! Then I understand why Master Sima left a letter here! So that's what happened! Yes! Let's go! Go back and broadcast live for two days, it's boring to live without you now! Two days ago, there were two yin cha who were ready to catch two anchors from the yang world to do live broadcasts in the underworld! ”

It's not easy to catch it!

No matter how undisciplined people are, they can't jump on their own graves!

"Gotcha! You stay first, I'll go first. ”

I bowed my hand to say goodbye, and was about to go to the train queue, and before leaving, I asked again: "Senior brother!" What's your name?! I'll buy a phone and come back to you. ”

"What is my name?"

The middle-aged man seemed to have forgotten his name for a long time, and after thinking for a long time, he replied to me: "The surname is just a code name, and my name was Zhong Yunfei before I died."

"Okay, I got it!"

I made a mental note of his name, ran to the queue, and when I looked back at him, he was no longer there, and I didn't know where I was going.

Zhong Yunfei, this is a good name.

Wait!?

Waterfa?!

I remembered that I had read a wild history book before.

Zhong Kui, the word Yunfei.

Combined with the description of Zhong Kui's face in the book, he is fully cultivated in civil and military affairs, with a leopard's head and eyes, an iron face and sideburns, and a strange appearance.

That middle-aged man just now really looked like this!

Oh my God!

I can't really see Zhong Kui...... According to the records of wild history, Zhong Kui was a native of Zhongnan, Shaanxi, and was talented when he was young. During the Tang Wude period, he went to the capital to take the exam, but he was defeated because of his ugly appearance, and he was angry and hit the palace steps. When the emperor heard this, he gave him a red robe for burial.

Later, in the Tianbao period, it is said that Tang Xuanzong Li Longji occasionally suffered from spleen disease in Lintong Lishan, and could not be cured for a long time, and dreamed of a great man with a strange appearance one night, caught a small ghost, gouged out its eyeballs, and ate it. The Great Han claimed that he was "a Jinshi who failed to pass the palace test, Zhong Kui", and the emperor woke up from a dream and immediately recovered from his illness. So, Tang Xuanzong ordered Wu Daozi to make a picture of Zhong Kui's ghost hunting scene in his dream and hang it in the palace to ward off evil spirits and suppress demons.

Later, Zhong Kui became an immortal with a ghost and came to the underworld to become a judge.

Why did you meet Zhong Kui in the realm of more than half a step! This is a great god with a name, a surname and a temple in the yang world!

Why did I give him a cigarette?!

Why did he take the initiative to ask me for Huazi!?

It's messed up! Absolutely Nima is out of order!

I squeezed my temples for a while and had a headache, so I simply stopped thinking about it and just let it go.

Two historic acts took place today.

First, I handed Zhong Kui a cigarette.

The second is that I queue up with ghosts.

It's common to line up with people in the yang world, but you can't line up with ghosts, even if Uncle Ying and his old man are resurrected! Standing in front of me was the hanged ghost, with a thick hemp rope around his neck, and luckily he didn't look back at me, otherwise I would have had nightmares for days. Standing behind me was an old man who died normally, with a dragon-headed cane, white temples, and long eyebrows.

When the old man saw me looking back at him, he smiled, and said with a Sichuan flavor: "Son, what kind of lamp are you?"

"Huh?"

I guess he must have asked me why I died, so he explained, "Uncle! I'm not dead! I'm a yincha! Do you know the difference!? ”

"What? You want to recognize me as your old man?! ”

I didn't expect people to die, and the problem with the back of the ears is not good.

I replied helplessly: "Uncle! I said I was a yincha! ”

"What? You said you were going to buy me a leather baby!? Thank you! Uncle, I'm dead! You don't have to wear a leather child! ”

Uncle smiled and squinted at me.

I have nothing to say and emphasize it twice: "Yin! Yin! ”

"Er'er, you can get to Chengrong Avenue on the Erxian Bridge!"

Uncle saw that I was anxious, thinking that I couldn't find my way home.

"Come on! Uncle, rest up. ”

I smiled wryly and turned back to line up without talking to him.

"What a mistake! How's the bad welfare? Is there any five insurances and one housing fund!? Are there any national holidays!? Do you give annual leave to visit relatives in the sun during the New Year!? Young people have to work hard if they die early, and they can't mix in state-owned enterprises for a lifetime! ”

Uncle Zhen should have lived to be at least 90 years old before he had a happy funeral, and he knew a lot about reform and opening up, and taught me earnestly: "It's not like when I was able to work in state-owned enterprises for a lifetime!" Times have changed now! Young people need to seize the opportunity! I can't find a sister if I don't have money! You have to be positive! ”

"Uh-huh, good!"

I wanted to cry without tears, but fortunately, the train was fast, and the ghost traffic had already gone before, so it didn't take too much time to get to me. Dealing with the uncle's two sentences casually, I took the first step to board the sub-time train.

As far as the eye can see, there is a carload of ghosts.

The faces of those who died normally were normal, and they didn't make strange sounds. It's not like other ghosts who die suddenly.

For example, the drowned water ghost is spitting bubbles with nothing to do.

For example, the hanged ghost is measuring the length of the hemp rope.

For example, the ghost who committed suicide by cutting his wrists was thinking about how to plug the wound.

Another example is that the person who drank the medicine and died couldn't stop foaming at the foam.

I picked a corner and stood well, even if I had the courage to be very experienced, I couldn't withstand such destruction! Cover your eyes so that you don't look.

The car finally started before the ghosts sat down and stood up.

Like an arrow from a string, it swooped like a rocket launch, and the whole train swayed twice before it could barely maintain its balance at high speed.

I looked out the window at the scenery of the underworld outside the train.

The desolate land, the blood-colored sky, and the dimming moon.

"In the world of life, suddenly like a traveler from afar."

I read out a poem lightly, how to face what happened next, flattery does not necessarily work, and wild history records...... Jiang Ziwen, the king of Qin Guang, was an official in the Eastern Han Dynasty during his lifetime...... Tyrannical and lustful.

After his death, he will become a Yama, and he must have changed his sex, and the key is to be afraid of what happens!

I don't need to find some materials after getting out of the car, I'll tie two paper figures or something for him...... Make him happy all at once!?

Well......

That's a sound idea.