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"The following is the selection results of our first life choice in "Joking about the Legend of Mulan". The majority of the audience who supported Mulan's point of view defeated the other two choices, and the plot below the name will be unfolded according to the choices of the audience friends. ”

So, the plot continued according to the choice of most viewers.

Mulan successfully persuaded Ziji's father, and the father and daughter took out all their family savings to buy a horse from the horse market in Chang'an and a matching outfit for the horse" "Please search for astronomy, the novel is better, newer and faster!." Although these things have exhausted all the savings of the Hua family, for the sake of filial piety and brave daughters, fathers will not be stingy with such money, not to mention that they are full of the father's best wishes for his daughter.

I have to say that the girl who changed into a strong costume really has a bit of a man's heroic spirit, such a look suddenly attracted the attention of many female audiences in the audience, and even many spicy grassland girls shouted various cheering slogans in public.

In this way, Mulan disguised herself as a man and walked into the camp of the Han army.

Because of the urgency of the war, after a simple training, Mulan followed her comrades to the battlefield.

Compared with the Hun soldiers who were accustomed to war and plunder, these recruits from the Han Dynasty, it can even be said that a month or two ago they were still a group of farmers or small handicraftsmen, and the gap in strength is too big and too big, and such a gap is obviously not a simple accumulation of people can be changed.

In the first battle alone, these soldiers became a breakthrough for the Huns, and they did not last long before they had to face the dilemma of being torn apart by the Huns. Soon. The Han army, which went out of the city to meet the battle, was defeated by the Huns.

Naturally, the Huns would not let go of this great opportunity to capture the captives, and those young and strong people would become their slaves, adding to the slaves that the Huns lacked, even the craftsmen that the Huns lacked. Those generals with status are even rarer trophies, because from those people can obtain information about the Han people, and even become the most advantageous weapon against the Han army.

It is precisely for this reason that Mulan on horseback looks so dazzling in a group of ordinary soldiers, and all the Huns think that this young general must be the son of a certain noble of the Han Dynasty, and is their favorite trophy.

So, under the siege and interception of the Huns. Mulan was finally captured helplessly.

The enemy soon revealed her as a daughter disguised as a man. In the face of a group of ferocious beasts, the magnolia, which had just passed the age of cardamom, withered on the battlefield.

The curtain fell, leaving only the mournful but feeble cries of the maiden, and the men's vicious and excited roars echoing throughout the hall. lead the audience to infinite reverie.

And Mulan's short life. And so the curtain came down.

Is it really such a cheat!!

Perhaps I was shocked by the way the drama ended. The audience first watched the curtain slowly fall, and it took a while for them to seem to wake up and there were all kinds of strong dissatisfaction, and all kinds of language and national curses were intertwined in the venue. Let the situation become a little chaotic for a while.

Li Shushi even believes that Ruguo is not a Han Chinese, and his prestige in Wusun is too strong now, perhaps Yijing has an audience member rushing to the stage to jinhang all kinds of netg behaviors that cause public order and need to be suppressed with high-pressure water cannons and rubber bullets.

No, perhaps those who dare to do so are not unsaved.

For example, Yaya Lori, who was pulling Ziji's trouser leg and looking at Ziji with teary eyes, seemed to be a mouth-resistant Lori without shime combat power, but Li Shushi was very qingnetyi, and Nameziji would definitely turn into a stream (1a) star (ji) outside the sky, and it is unknown whether he could have a chance to return to Earth, or to return to Earth in a shime-like state.

As for the palace girl and the Xuanwu royal sister over there, the murderous gaze made people can't help but clamp their legs and foam at the mouth.

Feed! It's obviously your ziji choice.,For shime, you have to let me bear such a big grudge!

In the face of such an angry audience, the crew finally had to "conform to public opinion" and let everyone choose again, and then decide the direction of the plot according to the choice again.

Well, this also means that the audience still needs to go through a pit daddy journey.

And in the end, basically all the audience voted for their father's point of view, and the third option of bijing, the refusal of the Han court's conscription, looks very likely to be a pit father, and the rhythm of death is called an exciting.

So, the curtain opened.

Finally persuaded by her father, Mulan gave up the idea of joining the army for her father, Bijing She is still young, and her father is not too sick to lift a hoe and a weapon, so no matter how worried she is about her father, Mulan still sews her father's clothes again to make it look stronger, and then watches Ziji's father go to the government to report.

The days of waiting were painful, and although the neighbors' aunts often came to comfort the young girl for various reasons, they could not replace the loneliness and sorrow of feeling lonely because of the loss of her father.

But Mulan was lucky after all, half a year passed, and Mulan's father returned to the family safe and sound. Because the border generals of the imperial court were in charge, the area that Mulan's father wanted to defend did not have many Huns who dared to invade. Although the areas invaded by the Xiongnu suffered some losses at the beginning, after the baptism of war, those surviving recruits made great progress, and relied on the strong city walls to successfully resist the Xiongnu offensive again.

And the life of the Mulan family seems to have returned to the calm they were used to in the past.

In this rare calm, two years of shijian passed by like a sharp arrow.

During this period, in order to paralyze the Huns, the courtiers of the Han Dynasty came up with the tiyì of harmony. Marrying a girl with the name of the Han clan to the Xiongnu grassland, so that those Xiongnu people think that the Han people are still weak and bullying in the past, and can only be passively defensive.

Although marrying the princess to the Xiongnu grassland was just a ploy set up by the Han court, Yiying was not slacking off because of this. All kinds of brocades embroidered with beautiful patterns and patterns were important dowry gifts for the princess. In order to show the importance that the Han court attached to this "princess", the emperor of the Han Dynasty not only ordered the selection of the best weavers in the palace, but also ordered the selection of ingenious weavers in the capital city of Chang'an, Zhouéi, to jointly complete the brocades that accompanied the princess.

Among these brocades, the most important is the picture that shows that the Han Dynasty is willing to be friendly with the Xiongnu generations, not only the pattern is exquisite, and even the Han Emperor also specially issued a decree for this picture, Chrysostom promised that the weaver who presided over the weaving of this picture will receive the title of "the first weaver in the world", and give the land and exempt the family from servitude.

Thinking of Ziji's aging father's aging body, Mulan, who heard the news, immediately went to the government to sign up for the selection. And there are many, many girls who have the same thoughts as her. Mulan will face the most ji1iè competition.

It's just in this shihou. Once again, the imperial court decreed that in order to guard against the increasingly restless Qiang people in the west, it was decided to re-recruit soldiers to defend against the invasion of the enemy Kěnéng, and veterans who had previously returned from the battlefield were the priority to be recruited.

Mulan's father is naturally on the list again, but now Mulan's father is even weaker than at the beginning. Ruguo once again went to the battlefield. It's hard to say if there will be any luck.

And so. Mulan is caught in a dilemma.

Will he go to participate in the Weaver Girl Contest sponsored by the royal family, or will he go to the military camp instead of his father to participate in the cruel war?

Although the former is a method of absolute security, no matter how confident Mulan is, the territory of the Han Empire is so wide. There are countless talented people hidden in this vast territory, and it will be an extremely difficult guonetg to win the final victory. And more importantly, to get the title of 'the world's first weaver', you must wait until the pair of pro-picture weaving is completed, which requires less than half a year or more than a year, and no one can predict what kind of changes will happen to Mulan's father during this period.

But another choice also made Mulan feel distressed.

Because Mulan Yijing is no longer a child, she has heard too many stories about the war from Ziji's father and the elders and teenagers in the same village over the years, and has seen more than once the tragedy of letting those elderly parents send blacks to blacks because of the war. This fact makes Mulan hesitate, although she is a lively and vigorous girl, but there is still a natural gap between her and those powerful men in the same village, those people cannot avoid the damage and even death caused by the war, how can Ziji have full confidence that Nénggou will return alive?

The most important thing is that now Ziji's father is old and his health is even worse, and Ruguo she Ziji died on the battlefield, which can be said to be a blow to the family, and the elderly father can't bear such a blow anyway. ”

"O all-knowing and all-powerful god, may I tell Sù Mulan what choice she should make?"

As the lights were extinguished again, the figure of the helpless praying girl on the stage was frozen in the eyes of the audience, and the audience who had had an experience probably guessed that it was Shijian they had chosen again.

Really.

"Audience friends, now it's time to choose shijian again~" Su Xiaololi once again jumped to the center of the stage, and this time the pair of uncoordinated wings behind her were replaced with bat-like meat wings. Compared with the pair of exaggerated wings just now, the size of the meat wings this time is much smaller, so Su Xiaololi's charm index immediately has a tendency to explode.

Here, once again, thank you for the friendship and support of Sister Xuanwu, the timing of the release of the air conditioner is too gj.

"It's still the old rule~ If you think Mulan should participate in the competition of 'No. 1 weaver in the world', please raise your left hand, if you think Mulan should join the army for her father, please raise your right hand, and if you think Mulan should take her father to hide in the mountains, please raise your hands. Finally, thank xxx firm for its sponsorship and support for this link, more choices, more laughter, just in xxx firm. ”

This time, the discussion in the audience about how to choose is much more enthusiastic than the first time, not only because they were attracted by the plot, but more importantly, after experiencing the last "death choice", all of them have a deeper understanding of the director of this play.

Of course, there will definitely be no shortage of foodies who take the opportunity to eat and drink, and Shihou of Bijing's performance did not bow his head to enjoy the food in order not to miss every detail. This relatively idle shijian naturally has to make good use of it, anyway, just raise a hand.

As for the fools who raise their hands up, let them stare at the food!

However, the audience who raised two hands did not have to be completely entangled in the things on the table, because after the first choice, Li Shushi yijingzhidao how long does it take to calculate how long does it take to make such a statistic as jinhang, so it is natural to arrange some scattered small programs in this shijian that seems to be boring, which can be regarded as relieving the audience's jingshén who was a little nervous.

With the sound of Hu Konghou and Hu flutes sounding in the distance, a veteran from the Flying Bear Army walked onto the stage, and the repertoire he sang was provided by Li Shushi and the second arrangement of Ma Qing Jinhang's modern "Paradise". The famous song of the singer from the Mongolian steppe. And this is also the most suitable piece that Li Shushi nénggou thought of.

Perhaps there is a more appropriate one. But as a person whose IQ was originally very ordinary, and in this era it is only four times that of a cup, and he can't even touch the passing line, you can't ask him to be like those time-travelers, who not only have kinetic X vision, but also use the brain as a British museum.

So I'm really sorry to be embarrassed by the name of the many traversers.

However, it seems that this song has been affirmed by the audience. There are even some Wusun people who don't understand the lyrics very well. But he also beat lightly along with the song. There was a look of fascination on his face.

So, just as Li Shushi was looking at the positive feedback from the audience around him, he heard the dissatisfied voice of Queen Wusun beside him. Of course, in a coquettish tone:

"You're embarrassing me, should I enjoy the food or enjoy the beautiful songs now, you're giving me a big problem, it's so bad!"

"Can't you have both fish and bear's paws?" Li Shushi felt that this was not a problem at all, and his favorite thing to do at the beginning was to work and study while listening to various styles of music, which was very helpful for him to improve his concentration.

It's just that Xuan Mi obviously doesn't agree with Li Shushi's "bad habits".

"Whether it's food or melodious music, but something that needs to be understood with the whole heart, Ruguo mixes the two, and puts two dishes with different styles into his mouth, and even the taste becomes qiguai in addition to eating and drinking."

What else can you say about shime for this kind of excellence?

I guess just have to smile.

Fortunately, this shihou Su Xiao Lori Yijing took the stage, and the expectation of the statistical results and the fear of whether it would hit the thunder made Xuan Mi let go of the entanglement with Li Shushi.

Of course, there is another important reason that Xiao Li Nie, who has been occupied by Suzaku all the time, finally used her teary expression to arouse Miss Suzaku's shame, and returned the little young child who had been played with for a long time to Li Shushi's hands.

Feeding the ziji chewed food to Xiao Li Nie's mouth, feeling the emotion of the little young attachment in his arms, he suddenly felt a sense of responsibility as a parent echoed in his heart, which made Li Shushi's temperament mature a lot.

Although once it gets out of Xiao Linie's aura, this mature ganjiao will probably disappear completely.

"Let's take a look at your options...... Oh~ This time the ratio is even more amazing? It seems that everyone has a similar view on Mulan's future, and Mulan's option to join the army for her father won this time with a two-thirds majority without any suspense. ”

......Shh

For such a result, Li Shushi could only secretly regret it. Although he Yijing tried his best to bring the audience's thoughts into the ditch, but obviously everyone seemed to admit the reason, and once again pounced on the option of Yijing detonating a thunderbolt before, and he thought that because of the experience just now, those viewers would choose a more secure option.

Should I say that it really deserves to be a play? How exciting is how to come, anyway, those who watch the play are not afraid of making a big mess.

However, you viewers should not underestimate our lower limit!

Hey? haoxiangshime things are steamed directly.,Forget it.,Today is a special day.,Don't care about these little things.。

In this way, Mulan took the horse that her father had purchased with all the family's savings and her father's blessing, accompanied by the early morning mist, waved goodbye to Ziji's father, and left the hometown where Zijiyijing had lived for sixteen years. I could no longer hear my father's advice, so I could only fall asleep to the sound of the Wei River lapping on the riverbank. I could no longer see my father's old but kind face, only the fortress built on Longshan to guard against the enemy, and the galloping horsemen on the other side of the Yellow River.

This qiē made Mulan, who had never been far away, feel fresh, but at the same time as feeling fresh, she felt a little apprehensive. She doesn't know what kind of future Ziji will face, whether Ziji's disguise will be seen through, whether a girl living in a group of men will show her flaws, whether Nénggou will walk off the battlefield alive, and whether the old father in Ziji's hometown will take care of Ziji. With such a complicated mind, Mulan stepped into the barracks, a shijiè that was extremely unfamiliar to her. ”

Although Mulan in the narration seems to be preoccupied, the Mulan on the stage is a little excited, as if Haoxiang is looking forward to something about Yijing. This made Li Shushi in the audience secretly slander himself:

Although everyone is used to your heroic appearance of "Miss Mulan", it is still women's clothing that is more suitable for you. To be continued ......)

ps: Learn from others to ask for praise and votes, all kinds of meows~