I was confused and asked my mother in the heart of the system: "Walterfa? What the hell is the blessing of her mother and son? Bless me with an early death and early transcendence? ”

"Please don't panic the host, this is a title reward for completing the task with a high degree of success, the host's existing title is three, and you can wear two at the same time (one of them is a silly unlucky egg, title attribute: there is a chance to trigger a hidden task in the process of doing the task)."

"Gacoco and Toshio Saeki's Blessing Title Attributes: There is a negligible chance to gain the favor of the ghost, while the attraction rate of the opposite sex is reduced by 10%, and the attraction rate of the same sex is increased by 15%."

"The host has been automatically worn (due to the overlap between the stupid unlucky and the innocent unlucky title, the system defaults to the latest title for the host)."

The system explains in detail what the title is all about.

"Death sacks!"

I shouted in my heart for Mother System to wait a moment, and then asked, "Mother System, what the hell is this same-sex and opposite-sex mother?" Your eldest son, I'm straight! Why reduce the opposite sex by 10%? Shouldn't it be an increase? ”

"Ask the host to comprehend it for itself in everyday life."

The system's mother put down a sentence that was in the clouds and foggy, and she didn't touch the sky, and she lost her voice, obviously arrogant and didn't want to take care of me.

"What and what? How can I comprehend this thing myself? Could it be that the system mother is actually a man? Want me to lube somewhere and have a nice and dirty PY deal with him? The contemporary young system, what a stinking! ”

I couldn't help but feel a chill in my buttocks, and I thought about it for half a minute, but I didn't think of a result, so I simply lay on the bed, and then lowered my head and rummaged through the plastic bag, and there were really a few snacks in it.

"? Could it be ...... Did you connect the fantasy with the real world? So Gaco and Toshio Saeki really appeared? TM also ate my lollipop, and I TM also sang a few songs with Gacoco? ”

The more I thought about it, the more panicked I became, and I lifted the quilt again and again to make sure that there would be no mess in the quilt, and stopped complaining.

I closed my eyes seriously, and in less than three seconds, I fell asleep like a dead man. After all, what the system has done, at least now I don't have the ability to interfere, let's talk about it when I grow up in the future, it's still a small life.

Time flashed to the next day.

It's rare that I don't have nightmares, it's rare that I haven't been thrown back and forth from the sixth floor by a ghost in my dreams, I don't think of the pain of my soul about to float out of my body, I don't see my old lady holding my hand that is about to become a corpse and crying bitterly.

Sleep well and feel natural and smooth.

I habitually lit a wake-up cigarette, glanced at my phone, the time had come to three o'clock in the afternoon, smoked two puffs of cigarettes, opened the penguin letter, and found the contact who remarked that it was Fang Fatzi.

We're going to do something big today! That's renting a house.

When it comes to renting a house, I'm not too professional, so I'm looking for a professional household like Fang Fatzi, who is a professional informal second-hand house.

So he is different from others, he especially likes to buy second-hand houses that are rumored to be haunted with dirty things or have died at a low price. After the matter is finished, I am asked for a flat matter, and after the flat is confirmed to be "clean and unhindered", it will be sold at a high price.

Anyway, inside and out, I earn a lot of money a year, but this person has a characteristic, that is, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, all kinds of drugs, if there is a little idle silver in his pocket, he will immediately have to go to a nightclub to open a stage, and if he doesn't slip the money in his pocket clean, it seems that he is uncomfortable.

I persuaded him several times, and even pinched his ear and told him to save some money and don't spend it blindly, but people just didn't listen to them when they pulled their necks and stared at them, and they still went their own way.

On the day of the accident, he found me a job, probably knowing that I had an accident, so I didn't send me a text message until now, and I didn't dare to call a single phone, for fear that I would take this opportunity to blackmail him.

Otherwise, I'm sorry for the title of fox friend and dog friend.

I picked up my phone and called an Internet phone, and within three seconds of the other side was connected, but I didn't speak for a long time, and I could hear his heavy gasp.

"Fuck you!"

I was straightforward and quick-witted, scolding him in the way I was accustomed to greeting him.

"Fuck ......"

The fat man on the other end of the phone also wanted to scold, but when he heard my voice, he stopped the swearing, and then said with a slap on his head: "Is it Brother Yi?" Brother Yi, are you still alive?! it! It's not easy! ”

"mother!"

I scolded him again in a different way.

"I'm ......"

Fang Fatzi was really empty, and he didn't dare to say anything twice when he wanted to talk back.

"Mother Trey!"

I laughed and continued to scold him.

"Brother Yi! I was wrong! What's the matter with you, just say, brother, I'll definitely try to do it for you, let's stop scolding, okay? ”

Fang Fatzi begged for mercy sincerely, it is estimated that if I am in front of him, he will have to kneel on the ground and knock one for me.

"Hehehe......"

I sneered and then said in a weird way: "It's nothing, it's not my first seven, playing mahjong below, it's always three missing one, the two things that are not human in the tomb next door are lucky, and the banknotes of the bank are hundreds of billions and billions of dollars." Our family background is not too thick! I'm thinking about taking away your professional gunner, so we can have a good time down there!? ”

"Brother Yi!"

Fang Fatzi was about to cry: "Brother Yi! I didn't mean to do that day! I didn't know that the ghost in that house was so powerful, after you died, I went there to avenge you, but that ghost is long gone! ”

"It's really gone? Don't lie! If you're lying, I'll go to your house tonight and scare you out of the pie! ”

I tried my best to scare him, I knew everything about the ghosts, and after killing someone, I would definitely find a place to hide, or change another place to continue to harm people. With the strength of his Taoism, I am not an opponent at all now, and I can only remember it for a long time.

"Brother Yi, I was wrong! I was so wrong! ”

Fang Fatzi was really stunned this time, and he cried out when he spoke.

"Gotta have it, look at your guts, just like when you were a child, you were afraid to sleep alone at night, so you hid in my bed, how many years have we been friends, can I be alone with you?"

I first comforted his pounding little heart, and then talked about the business: "Don't mess with you, there is a serious matter, I want to rent a house, the location is not biased, the third ring road is just right, if it is in the north district of the road, it would be better."

"Brother Yi...... You're really not dead?! ”

Fang Fatzi still stubbornly thinks that it is my soul who is playing a ghost call with him now.

"I'm dead

mlgb！ ”

I became angry and forcibly calmed my mind: "Don't force me to scold you, the house in Lubei District, two bedrooms and one living room, you pay me the rent for the first three months, it can be regarded as giving you a chance to reform your life." Don't pretend to be poor with me, you don't go to drink twice and prostitute twice, you have all the money. ”

"Brother Yi! My brother Yi is still alive! ”

Fang Fat Man is like a cheap skin, don't scold him, he may feel that he is missing something in his daily life, and he has to start itching.

"Do you understand me? I don't want to repeat it a second time. ”

My tone gradually cooled down, and I really wanted to give you two big mouths.

"Understood, I'm in Lubei District now! If you're okay, come here. I also have something to look for you, and now that you're not dead, we just want to study this matter. I'm at the hotel on Heping Street, and I just finished prostitution last night! ”

Fang Fatzi will not feel shy about prostitution at all, and will even use it as bragging capital, pulling up the calf and not leaving the prostitution.

"Right! You wait for me, let's meet and talk! ”

I hung up the phone, got dressed, went downstairs and knocked on my sister's door first, and found that my sister was not at home, so I was disappointed and went downstairs after washing up.

I flagged down a taxi on the street, and after reporting the address, I leaned against the window and pretended to sleep, but I always felt that the driver glanced at me from time to time.

The car drove for nearly thirty minutes, and when I arrived at the Heping Street Hotel in Lubei District, I was about to open the door and get off the bus after paying the money.

The driver stretched out his hand to stop me: "Brother! Do you have penguins? Leave one for my brother, who wants to play a sad saxophone for you at night on the south bank of the Matsuha River. ”

"! I TM look at you like a saxophone! You old glass! ”

I scolded and pulled his hand away, got out of the car, and shook the door shut.

"This guy is really handsome."

The driver waited until my back completely disappeared from his gaze, smashed it, smashed it, and aftertasted it for a long time before driving to continue soliciting customers.