Chapter 50: Ancestors 6 and 9 You can't tell the difference
Song Ci was taken aback: "What are you doing?" Give it back to me. As he spoke, he reached for his phone.
Qian Bao raised his hand up, Song Ci couldn't reach it, so he could only grab his sleeve and jump up: "Give it back to me, you bastard." ”
Qian Bao didn't bother to pay attention to the shouting Song Ci, but drew the answer button.
"Hey, Miss Song, are you here? If you don't come again, the trade fair will be over, why did you hang up when I called you just now. ”
Song Ci glared at Qian Bao: "I came a long time ago, and I arrested someone at the door." ”
"You're here a long time ago?" The informant's face was full of confusion.
"Then why didn't I see you?"
"I'm hiding behind a flower pot, of course you can't see me." Song Ci is still angry, and the tone of speech is not good with anyone.
"Flower pots?" The informant took the phone and looked left and right.
"Where are these flower pots? I said, Miss Song, where are you? ”
Song Ci sighed in his heart, and looked up at Qian Bao, whose face was as heavy as water: "I...... I'm at the door of room 606. ”
“606? What are you doing in 606? ”
The corners of Song Ci's mouth twitched: "No...... Isn't that right? Isn't it 606? Song Ci's head began to sweat.
A voice patting his thigh came from the other end of the phone: "Ouch my ancestor! You can't tell the difference between 6 and 9, and the place where the female college student trades is in room 909. ”
Song Ci's eyes widened, and she suddenly heard the sound of her glass heart shattering, crackling and falling to the ground and falling apart.
When she came back to her senses and wanted to say something, Qian Bao had already hung up the phone and kindly handed the phone to Song Ciming.
Song Ci swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and showed a fake smile at Qian Bao.
"Huh...... That, Qian Bao, no, Master Qian, hehe...... Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. ”
"Why do you say that the two of us are so fateful, we can meet in this kind of place, hehe." Song Ci laughed awkwardly.
Qian Bao stared at her with a smile and didn't speak.
Song Ci's brain was a little messy at this time, and he reached out to wipe the sweat on his forehead.
"Well, you come to sleep too, no, you come to stay in the hotel too, no, you ...... I...... I'll go first, goodbye. ”
After Song Ci finished speaking, she ran away, Qian Bao reached out and hooked the camera strap around her neck without replying, Song Ci was so red that her little face was flushed, and her hands immediately grabbed the strap in front of her neck.
Qian Bao pulled Song Ci in front of him with a little force, and looked at her calmly with a lowered head.
Song Ci's eyes dodged, and he explained: "Young Master Qian, you also heard it just now, it's all a misunderstanding, I, I didn't want to shoot you." ”
"I'll delete these photos as soon as I get back, no, no, no, I'll delete them all now." Song Ci lowered his head and fiddled with the camera as he spoke.
Qian Bao impatiently grabbed Song Ci's arm with one hand and slammed the door with the other.
After a while, the door of the room opened, and Qian Bao strode in with Song Ci in his hand.
As soon as Qian Bao entered the room, a figure immediately pounced, Qian Bao's eyes were cold, and he dodged sideways, and the figure that pounced on him was so eager that he almost fell and ate.
Only then did Song Ci see that it was a woman who pounced on her, and she was dressed very coolly.
"Baby, what are you doing?" Cheng Xiao turned around and saw that Qian Bao was still pulling a woman.
"Who is she?" Cheng Xiao was suddenly a little unhappy.
"Get out." Qian Bao spoke with a cold face.
"Hey, okay." Song Ci immediately aimed at his body and walked out, took two steps and was pulled back by the camera strap around his neck.
"Did I tell you to?" Qian Bao tugged on the strap and turned his head to look at Zhang Chao at the door.
"Leave it to you that woman, know how to do it."
"Yes, guaranteed to complete the mission." Zhang Chao gave a standard military salute, dragged Cheng Xiao, who was still in a daze, out of the room, and closed the door of the room.
Song Ci could clearly hear the screams of the woman in the corridor, and she subconsciously swallowed her saliva.
Qian Bao sneered and leaned into Song Ci step by step, and Song Ci subconsciously retreated back to the wall.
Song Ci's legs trembled a little, and his hands were clenched into fists in front of his chest.
Qian Bao propped up the wall with one hand and looked at Song Ci with an unclear meaning.
"You've ruined my good deeds, you say...... How shall I punish you? Qian Bao smiled evilly.
Song Ci was made his scalp tingle by Qian Bao's smile: "I said I didn't mean it, I deleted all the photos, and then didn't say anything, isn't it okay?" ”
"Of course not, you messed with my good deeds, and I'm very unhappy now." Qian Bao said and reached out to pick up a strand of Song Ci's hair.
"What do you think you're going to do now?" Qian Bao's voice was evil, looking Song Ci up and down.
Song Ci was nervous and almost cramped, and Qian Bao's ill-intentioned eyes were faintly excited, like a leopard that had been hungry for a long time and suddenly saw a little white rabbit.
"What to do? What to do? What am I going to do? Song Ci was running her brain at high speed.
Qian Bao looked at the nervous and frightened Song Ci, raised his eyebrows, and a few words suddenly popped up in his mind - masochistic white rabbit. His heart moved, and he tilted his head to Song Ci's lips.
Song Ci was shocked, and a small light bulb in his head suddenly lit up.
"Qian Bao."
Qian Bao stopped just about to kiss Song Ci, tilting his head and looking at her suspiciously.
Song Ci looked at Qian Bao with a smile: "You are unhappy now because I made you unhappy." ”
“……”
"Then I'll make you happy again."
Qian Bao was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Then how do you want to make me happy?" As he spoke, he looked Song Ci up and down with ill will.
Song Ci tried his best to ignore Qian Bao's aggressive gaze: "Come on, come on." She smiled and pulled Qian Bao to the sofa.
Qian Bao was pulled by a soft little hand, and his heart was itchy, so Song Ci took Qian Bao, who was very happy, to the sofa and sat down.
Qian Bao raised her eyebrows, is she going to ...... next?
At this time, Song Ci moved a chair and sat in front of Qian Bao, and Qian Bao had a question mark.
Song Ci looked at Qian Bao with a smile: "Is it possible that as long as I make you happy, I can leave?" ”
Qian Bao leaned forward and smiled ambiguously: "As long as you make me happy, I will send you back." ”
"Okay, that's a deal." Song Ci slapped a face.
"Na, but let's talk about it first, you can laugh out loud as long as you want to laugh, you can't hold back, I can see you holding back your laughter."
"If you grind again, I'll regret it." Qian Bao was starting to get a little excited.
Song Ci praised his wit in his heart, not noticing someone's reaction.
She pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose and looked at Qian Bao with a serious face: "I'll tell you a joke." ”
"What?" Qian Bao didn't react at once.
"I said, I'll give you a joke." Song Ci repeated one side seriously.
"When I used to study, I was the best joke teller in our class, and everyone laughed at the jokes I told."
"I'm sure you'll laugh too, as long as you laugh, it means you're happy, and as soon as you're happy, I'll be able to leave!"
After Song Ci finished speaking, he winked at Qian Bao, as if to say, "What's the matter, I'm smart!" ”
"Huh!" Qian Bao really laughed at this moment.
"The way you amuse me is by telling me jokes?"
"That's right."
"Okay!" Qian Bao leaned back on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and put his arms back on the sofa, looking like an uncle.
"Tease me!"
"Okay, you wait, I'll brew it." Song Ci closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Hahaha......" Song Ci suddenly raised his head and laughed, laughing so much that his shoulders trembled.
"......" A crow flew over Qian Bao's head, and he looked at the woman laughing in front of him inexplicably.
Song Ci laughed for a long time before he realized that he was off topic, and immediately stopped laughing and coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I think my joke is so funny, I can't help laughing first, hehe, that, listen."
"There was a young man who was so poor that he couldn't even eat, he found a worm on the leaves and scalded it to death, and when he went to the restaurant to eat, he ordered a small fried pork with bean sprouts, and after eating two bowls of rice, he threw the worm into the plate, and then called the waiter. The waiter glanced at the young man and said, "Brother, our bean sprouts are soaked in chemicals, and there can be no worms." ”
"Hahaha......" Song Ci raised his head and laughed: "You said that the two goods are not stupid, hahaha......"
Qian Bao looked at Song Ci, who was smiling forward and backwards, with a puzzled expression.
Song Ci laughed for a long time before he found that Qian Bao was looking at her with idiotic eyes, and the smile suddenly froze on his face.
"No...... Isn't it funny? ”
Qian Bao looked at Song Ci and didn't speak.
"Uh, it's okay, I'll tell you another one, this one is absolutely funny, ahem." Song Ci cleared his throat.
"Today's daughter-in-law celebrates her birthday, her husband came home, and she didn't buy a gift for herself, and her daughter-in-law said angrily: I have a birthday today. My husband was taken aback, and then pretended to be calm: Hmph, I already knew. The daughter-in-law stretched out her hand: What about the gift? Don't tell me you didn't buy it. The husband pinched his daughter-in-law's face: Of course I bought it, you close your eyes first. The daughter-in-law snorted coldly, count you as acquaintances, and then closed her eyes, only to hear the sound of the anti-theft door, he actually ran away! ”
"Hahaha...... What did you say he ran away from, did he come back? Hahaha......"
Song Ci smiled, couldn't laugh when he laughed, and looked at Qian Bao with a dead face.
"Isn't it funny? I...... I think it's funny. ”
"Where's the laughing?"
"This ......" the corners of Song Ci's mouth twitched a little.
Next, Song Ci told Qian Bao all the funniest jokes she thought in her life, but Qian Bao still couldn't hear where the laughter was. Song Ci's mouth was dry, and in the end, he was completely speechless.
Qian Bao put his elbows on his knees, leaned forward to look at Song Ci, and smiled sadly.
"Miss Song, your method of teasing is very unsuccessful, do you have to change the method." After speaking, he began to glance at Song Ci again.
Song Ci panicked: "Uh, don't worry, I still have a lot of jokes, I ...... I'll tell you about it after I take a saliva. ”
As she spoke, she turned her head to see that there was just a glass of lemonade on the coffee table behind her, and she didn't even want to grab it and raise her head to drink it.
Qian Bao glanced at the glass of lemonade, and suddenly remembered that Cheng Xiao pestered him to ask what he liked to drink, and he casually said lemonade.
Song Ci licked his mouth unsatisfied after drinking it in one go, and saw Qian Bao's throat move.
"What kind of water is this, it's sour and delicious."
Qian Bao glanced at the empty cup, raised his eyebrows and did not speak.