Chapter 165: Is this a dry humor with her?
As far as the eye can see, there is a black patch, and zombies are pouring towards them.
There were two or three hundred people, and Jiang Zhilian's jaw dropped suddenly.
Oh, my God! In order to smash her field, it is really enough to mobilize the public.
Look at this battle, you are prepared!
Otherwise, how could it be possible to gather so many people in such a short period of time and find this place again?!
She pinched her brow and sighed softly, feeling helpless.
Zhu Baomei, who was standing next to her, had already begun to roll up her sleeves and entered the battle state, "These little rabbit cubs are here to make trouble at first glance, see if I don't beat them all over the ground looking for teeth and urinating!" ”
"Aunt Baomei, there are too many people to fight."
Jiang Zhilian took Zhu Baomei's arm and took two steps back with her.
The two of them stepped up a few steps and stood on a high place, looking down at the chaotic scene in front of them.
Jiang Xiu raised her head, looked at Jiang Zhilian, frowned, and asked worriedly, "Second sister, what should I do?" ”
Liu Mei opened her mouth and interjected: "Why don't we withdraw first!" Isn't it already done with science popularization? There's no need to go head-to-head with them, the heroes don't have to suffer immediate losses! ”
"Why run away? You're too cowardly, aren't you? Caitou glanced at Liu Mei with disgust, "Why are we afraid that they will find fault!" In broad daylight, can they still beat people on the street? ”
Liu Mei pursed her lips and rolled her eyes, "Reckless! Brainless paramecium! ”
"Who are you scolding for being reckless? You don't have a brain! Caitou paused, and then asked, "What is a paramecium?" ”
Liu Mei tilted her head to the side and raised her arms proudly, "Call you stupid, you're really not smart." ”
Zhu Baomei shook her head and smiled bitterly, "When are these two living treasures, and they are still in the mood to tease and talk about it!" ”
Liu Mei made a grievance, "It was the dead vegetable head who provoked me first!" ”
Caitou retorted angrily, "It's obvious that you, the old woman, scolded people first, right?!" ”
Jiang Zhilian interrupted the two, "Okay, okay, you two can stop for a while!" She said, gesturing to the front with her chin, "Let's see how they play this play." ”
"Our Jiang factory director is hard! Unlike some cowards, they are ready to run away at every turn. Although Caitou lowered his voice, several people around him could still hear him.
Liu Mei clenched her little fist and slapped the back of Caitou twice, she knew that she was indeed not as tough as Jiang Zhilian, and Caitou was right, so she didn't refute this time.
But not refuting does not mean that you are not angry!
She is the kind of person who can't bear to be angry, and she has to be sprinkled on the spot to be happy, so she gets a small fist from the head of the cabbage.
At this time, the crowd of black pressure was already approaching in front of him.
Jiang Zhilian didn't have too many stalls to carry out this science popularization activity, and only brought a long table and dozens of pairs of slippers.
There are more than 200 people who come to smash the field, and there is really no use.
In the blink of an eye, tables were overturned and slippers were thrown everywhere.
A lot of people don't do it yet, and they have nothing to do.
The few people who gathered around the front to learn how to identify slippers had long since hid far away, just waiting to see the excitement!
Jiang Zhilian raised her eyebrows, and she looked like she was waiting to watch a good show.
But although there are many people on the other side, there seems to be no leader, and no one has come out to speak for a long time.
The eerie atmosphere is inexplicably funny.
Is this a dry humor with her?
Chen Jianjun's intelligence source is very powerful, and his reaction is quite fast, it is this improvised kobold army, and the quality is not very good!
Jiang Zhilian felt that if she didn't squeak anymore, it was estimated that this battle might not be able to fight until night.
She had to take the initiative to make an opening statement, in fact, it was enough to throw out a sentence or two.
Like this, she casually said, "Oh, you dragons have no leader!" Why don't you have a meeting and choose the boss? ”
After a moment of silence, there was finally a gossip response from the dense crowd -
"We don't have to choose the boss!"
"That's right! We are not an organization, we don't need a boss, each of us represents ourselves! ”
"Surnamed Jiang, don't be alarmist here! Where are there so many poisonous slippers, the workmanship is almost not so comfortable to wear, but people will never get sick! ”
"That is, if it was as serious as what was written in the daily newspaper, then the people of Dawan County would have died a long time ago! Reporters like to exaggerate and scare our honest ordinary people. ”
"You use sewage to make poisonous bean paste, what face do you have to slander Director Chen! is also pretending to identify poisonous slippers here, why don't you teach everyone how to identify what kind of bean paste is poisonous! You say, "What are your intentions?!" ”
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Zhu Baomei was decisively not calm, her breathing became much heavier, and she was snorting out of her nostrils.
Jiang Zhilian kept holding her arm and didn't let go, and whispered to reassure, "Don't worry, let them continue!" The more you talk and the more information you reveal, it's good for us. Now that you've got all their hole cards, are you still afraid that you won't be able to win? ”
Zhu Baomei was right to think about it, but she couldn't help but complain: "Why are there so many people who don't know what to do!" Do you have donkey hair stuffed in your head? ”
Jiang Zhilian pursed her lips, spread her hands, and made a joke: "Who knows!" Pig hair and dog hair are also possible......"
She stabilized Zhu Baomei, but she couldn't look at Caitou and Liu Mei.
These two people have the same hot tempers, they are like artillery battles, and they have already scolded the previous people.
The swear words flew around and were unbearable.
In the chaos, Jiang Xiu went deep into the enemy's army.
She was surrounded by several people, and in a short time she had a few more newspapers in her hand.
Jiang Zhilian squinted, hooked the corner of her right lip without a trace, and smiled faintly.
This sister has grown up very quickly after going through a few ups and downs!
After a while, Jiang Xiu walked in front of Jiang Zhilian with the military information he had discovered.
She handed over the newspaper in her hand, and her voice was very calm, "Second sister, take a look!" ”
Jiang Zhilian took it, flipped it open, and quickly glanced at it.
Yo he, this is full of softness, and this Wang Po's strength in selling melons and boasting is really shameless.
However, I have to admit that this straightforward and simple way of expression is indeed more incendiary and infectious.
"Fun Facts" is a local newspaper that mainly excavates wild history gossip to satisfy the public's curiosity and voyeurism. The writing style is bold, vulgar, and very down-to-earth, so it has a wide audience, and the sales are much higher than those of daily newspapers.
Chen Jianjun must have spent a lot of advertising money to buy the first page of the "Interesting Facts" and publish such a large soft advertisement in just one or two days.
Cow Pie!
Although there is no professional public relations team, the speed and level of public relations are not bad!
I don't know who is behind the idea, anyway, Chen Jianjun definitely doesn't have this kind of ability.
The latter newspapers were much the same, all of them published large advertisements for the Fuqiang Slipper Factory in more conspicuous places.
All kinds of discount activities, lottery activities, slip away!
Throwing money and making money?
The more I look at it, the more it looks like a dying throe!
Jiang Zhilian threw the newspaper to the ground with a smile and glanced at the two or three hundred people in front of her.
Most of them were dressed in dark clothes, black, dark blue, dark green, black and swarthy, like headless flies, buzzing and noisy.
She was about to open her mouth to quickly solve the trouble in front of her, when she saw Meng Qing in a blink of an eye.
"Aren't you having something to do today?"
"I've got my business done ahead of time." Meng Qing took out a horn from her satchel and stuffed it into her hand, "Use this, you don't have to use your voice." ”
Jiang Zhilian squinted and smiled, "It's so sweet!" ”
Zhu Baomei looked at them with a motherly smile.
Meng Qing asked lightly, "Do you need my help?" ”
"No need!" Jiang Zhilian raised the horn, pushed the button away, tried the sound, and then bent down and whispered to Meng Qing: "Come to the rental room at night, I'll cook you a big meal." ”
Meng Qing smiled, "You take it easy, I'll go around the neighborhood and come back to you later." ”
Jiang Zhilian grabbed his wrist and asked in a playful voice, "Why are you going?" ”
Meng Qing: "There are a lot of stray cats and dogs near the park, I'll feed them something to eat." ”
"Oh......" Jiang Zhilian let go of her hand and let go.
Cut! In the end, cats and dogs are more important than her!
Jiang Zhilian took a deep breath, brewed the qi of the dantian, and yelled at the horn, "Don't make any noise!" ”
Meng Qing, who walked to the periphery of the crowd, trembled, didn't she tell her to take it easy...... How did you do this?
Zhu Baomei shrugged her brows and moved two steps to the side.
Jealous of competing with cats and dogs, this girl is too jealous!