I don't know how long I slept, but I remember that when I regained consciousness and opened my eyes, the clock that recorded my life was lost for three days.

"Awake?" The old lady's voice rang in my ears.

I moved my arms weakly: "Wake up, where am I?"

"Hospital, you've been in a coma for three days." The old lady wiped the tears that she shed because she was worried about me, and said truthfully.

I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Why did I come to the hospital again?"

"It was sent to you by Xiao Fang, and after he paid the money, he called me over." The old lady said a little helplessly.

I lifted my body up a little and leaned against the wall of the hospital bed: "Where's the fat man?" He's fine, right? ”

If I was really in a coma for three days, the fat man would be much more dangerous than me, after all, the puppet is expensive and the problem of the Yin Deed is all looking for him.

The old lady tucked the quilt in: "He has been guarding you for two days, and he will fall asleep this time, let him sleep for a while."

"Whew...... Whew......"

After the old lady finished speaking, I noticed that Fang Fat, who was lying on the bed next to him and breathing smoothly and sleeping, was still heartless.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

I smiled and habitually grabbed my sister's hand: "I'm awake now, there's nothing to do, let's get out of the hospital, I don't like to stay in the hospital."

"Do you know what's wrong with you?" The old lady withdrew her hand with a heavy face.

I said rather nonchalantly, "What can I do?" There are also minor problems, and they can't be cured. ”

How can I say that buddies are also systematic people, and the system mother is shameless, and she can't watch me die, right, so it will definitely not be my turn to be incurable.

The old lady hesitated: "You...... The doctor says you have a heart problem. ”

"Lack of eyes?" I jokingly asked rhetorically.

The old lady lowered her head: "The doctor said that your heart is a problem with acute heart failure, and if you don't deal with it properly and don't rescue it in time, you will die."

"What's that?"

This time it was my turn to be confused: "What heart failure?" Don't make a fuss, I can't get this disease. ”

While finishing speaking, he asked the system mother in his mind: "System mother, what the hell are you doing again?" What is this heart disease? It's not a cheat!"

"Ding!"

The system beep seems to be avoiding me.

"Between the host has skills other than the system, if the host uses some skills outside the system that exceed the standard when performing tasks, the system will automatically determine that the host uses plug-ins, and a disease will be randomly triggered, this disease will only exist once, and it will disappear after the onset of the disease, please rest assured that the host is assured."

Multi-TM understands the secular system!

Multi-TM system that keeps up with the times!

Even TM knows the word TM plug-in, what does she not know?

"Fuck ......"

I felt that my heart was bursting out, and it seemed to be the sequelae of the punishment of the system, and I really didn't understand the technique that prevented me from knowing it.

Because until now, the system mother has not been an omnipotent system like in some novels, nor has she taught me any spells or skills.

At best, the only thing that is useful is the ghost king mask, like the title attribute of damn immortality, which can anger me to death, how can it increase same-sex attraction?

You've read too much of the beautiful text!

Or is it just given a lucky dice, quality points to guess fate, isn't it easier for me to become timid?

"Ding!"

The system prompt sounded with a conscience.

"The mother of the system heard the host's chatter, and temporarily decided to give the host a spell "Seven Methods of Qi Observation", please study hard, comprehend the mystery as soon as possible, and slay demons to show the true colors of men!"

The mother of the system is snickering after broadcasting this information.

"I'm CNM!"

I relieved my thoughts and scolded loudly, I thought I could give me a kind of hanging and bombing exercises, such as twin martial spirits, or the kind of exercises that devouring lighters can evolve, but what the hell is Nima giving me the "Seven Methods of Observing Qi"?

This is obviously my own cultivation since childhood, is it good? Use you to pretend to be a good person? If you're such a nice person, have you brought me to the hospital? Next time, send me directly to the crematorium, and put it in a small box!

"Xiao Yi, what's wrong with you?"

My sister doesn't know why I'm scolding inexplicably.

"No, no, no, no."

I waved my hand, gathered my mind, and said calmly: "Call Fang Fatzi up, let's get out of bed now and go through the discharge procedures, I feel that I have nothing to do."

"You're very sick!"

When the old lady saw my indifferent attitude, she ran away on the spot.

"I'm fine! What are you shouting?!"

My helplessness against the mother of the system led to a slight anger in my heart, and I yelled at the old sister who was carelessly opposed.

"Zhao Qingyi!"

The old lady gritted her teeth and called out my name

"I'm fine! I'm going to be discharged!"

I'm still stubborn.

"Discharged from the hospital, love to death, I can't control you!"

The old lady glared at me angrily, turned around and walked out of the ward, and went downstairs to go through the discharge procedures.

"I'm not going to die, at least not now."

I looked at her departing back, the corners of my mouth murmuring.

"Ding!"

The system prompt sounded as if it didn't scare me to death.

"In order to make up for the quarrel between the host and the beloved, the system mother awards a consolation prize to the host and a task clue."

The system mother gently soothed my dissatisfaction, and said the clue she gave lightly: "Please discharge the host and move to the one-night love bar located in Songdong Buye Street, where the next clue will appear."

"Fang Fatty! Don't sleep! ”

I swaggered out of bed, slapped my hand on the fat man's buttocks, found clothes from the ward's closet, and began to take off my hospital gown.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

Fang Fatzi was sleepy-eyed, his hair was straight and fried, and he didn't react to what the situation was.

"Let's go, you go out with me on errands."

I changed my clothes, put on my shoes, and after cleaning up, I said to the fat man again: "I have been in a coma for three days, do you feel any discomfort?"

"No, it's just that when I'm guarding you, I always feel a chill in my back in the middle of the night." Fang Fatzi faced my question and said truthfully.

I nodded and inquired about the clues given by the system: "Do you know the one-night love bar on Songdong Buye Street?" What's that place like? ”

"What are you going to do?" Fang Fatzi's expression at this moment seemed to be that he felt that I was going to die a monkey king.

I raised my head and made a fool of myself, and said solemnly: "I guess that place, there should be the same dirty thing as the ghost who made you something, for the sake of justice, we will definitely punish evil and promote good, and return the world to a clean house, so that male colleagues can avoid the trouble of kidney deficiency and forget the cold curtains."

"Uh-huh, you keep bragging, I'll listen."

Fang Fatzi knew that the more serious I spoke, the more it proved that there was no good thing, so he held his fat face with one hand, and said with concern: "Let's go ahead, I don't know what secrets you have to do this, but I still hope that you will stay in the hospital for a few days, this time it is really dangerous."

"What secrets can there be is to maintain world peace."

I was still boasting about my sloppy eyes, and I took two steps to the wards and said, "I have a big body, you don't have to worry about what you eat, you can tell me what kind of bar this bar belongs to."

"Young people, urban men and women, love the prodigal son, the best choice to let go of yourself."