I sat in the car and wanted to cry without tears with my hands on my head, the knife had been snatched away by Lao Zhou, and Lao Zhou unceremoniously gave me a big neck.

It's absolutely impossible to play happily with the system mother, a pit person, not an ordinary pit man! Just give me an extra day of life, how can I drop?

"Brother, what's wrong with you again?"

Yu Xiangrousi, who got into the car later, put the canvas bag between the two of us, and saw that I looked like I was looking for death and life, and I was puzzled to ask.

"It's fine!"

I looked up at the canopy at forty-five degrees, and patiently couldn't help but sigh: "Men cry, cry, cry!" Not a sin! No matter how strong a person is, he has the right to get tired!"

"I'll give you a whole cup of forgetfulness again?"

Lao Zhou drank liquor and felt that I was too embarrassed to look like this.

"No, I've grown so big, I haven't dealt with anyone yet!"

I said innocently and stupidly: "When there are conditions in the future, there is no need to be so displaced, I will buy a small house, raise a golden retriever, marry a daughter-in-law who is not beautiful and not stumbling, and live this life in a mess, it's good, I don't have any big ambitions."

"Can you still marry a daughter-in-law? Look at the way you are now, you go to the underworld and say that the female ghost goes! Humans may not be able to adapt to your current state of mind. ”

Fang Fatzi scolded me mercilessly while starting the car.

"Go aside! It's as if you're good?!Say ghost pioneer Fang Gucheng! What about your daughter-in-law of the living dead? Why didn't you pull it out? ”

I poked at the fat man's sad place with unbridled anger.

Fang Fatzi drove calmly, and replied to me very seriously: "I came to Fengshen to work hard, not to travel." Desperate things must be done by men! How can you get a little girl to come over? In my worldview, if you have a daughter-in-law, you can't pull a calf, and a daughter-in-law is used to spoil! ”

"Okay, you can do that!"

Lao Zhou agreed with Fang Fatzi's words, and his daughter-in-law's soul on his shoulder also floated out and nodded, and it was also very rare for this Fang Fat Man who sometimes had a pure heart.

"It's just that the washboard kneels too much! Phew!"

I spat at the mouth in anger and thought to myself: What a fool is a fool! When will I be able to get things done? The next time I trick my sister, will the system mother give me a whole more bizarre illusion, and the TM mating right is tightly held in her hands! It's so boring to be alive!

Alas!

In the future, my second brother can only be charming for the system mother!

The car drove forward, and soon got on the ring highway, Fang Fatzi drove to Songdong step by step according to the navigation, and by the way, he turned on the stereo and played the dynamic DJ to forcibly refresh himself.

After I called the police to explain the address and the reason, I asked the system mother how many fear points she needed to erase the traces, and the system mother replied that I wanted 500 fear points, so I simply spent 500 points to settle the matter.

It's nice to be happy in an instant, and it's good to have fear!

Looking at the balance of the fear value again, there are still 1800 points left, which is not the right number! Could it be that the mother of the system suddenly woke up and knew that it was not easy for me?

"Ding!"

The system prompt beeps.

The mother of the system said the reason for the increase in fear value: "After the host returns to his hometown in Songdong City, he will conduct a terror wheel lottery."

Let me draw?

Is it for me to go to the underworld for live broadcast again?

Live broadcast, live broadcast, can earn fear points better than anything else.

Instead of flipping through the horror wheel prize changes, I leaned against the window of the car decadently, adjusted to the sound of music, and fell into a deep sleep.

I seem to be getting more and more sleep lately......

When I woke up, the sky was already bright, and the highway was down, and the fat man was smoking tobacco, quite sleepy but afraid to sleep.

Yu Xiang Rou and Lao Zhou were still snoring.

For the first time, I felt so harmonious, so quiet.

I scratched my head and whispered to the fat man: "No, let's just pull over and rest for a while, you can sleep and then open, we are not in a hurry."

"It's okay, we've all passed the twin cities, and we'll be home in another hour."

Fang Fatzi threw away the cigarette butt with his hand, clenched the steering wheel with both hands and continued to speed up, more than me.

"Okay, stay safe."

I stopped talking after I said a word, rolled down the window and looked out at the scenery outside the window, blowing the cold wind and feeling sleepy, and the mood was instantly much better.

After more than an hour, Lao Zhou and Yu Xiang Rousi both woke up, Lao Zhou meant that he wanted to go back to his home, but Fang Fatzi let Lao Zhou go to his house to live, and finally Lao Zhou reluctantly compromised with Fang Fatty.

Find a parking space downstairs at home, open the door and get out of the car.

"Ahh......h

I stretched out comfortably, kept sneezing inexplicably, and I didn't catch a cold! Why do you still sneeze?

"Someone's talking about you."

Lao Zhou looked like a person who had come over and said obscenely: "Jinwu Zangjiao, the little daughter-in-law is waiting for you at home!"

"Smack!"

After listening to what Lao Zhou said, I slapped the fat man on the back of the head: "Did you tell the truth?" Isn't it a traitor to the second dog? ”

"Then can I not tell my sister, I won't say, she won't use a kitchen knife to shave me alive! I'm not like some people who die every day. ”

Fang Fat Man took two steps forward, and after keeping a certain distance from me, Fang Cai opened his mouth to mock in a strange manner.

"!"

I was quite helpless to run up to the 4th floor first, standing at the door, my legs were sifting chaff, carefully knocking on the security door, and shouting cheaply: "Is anyone at home?" Open the door for me, I can't find a home after drinking too much!"

"Click......"

There was a sound of the door locking the door.

"Squeak ......"

The door was pushed open and there was no sound after a small crack.

I swallowed my saliva, opened the security door lightly, and the first thing I did when I walked into the room bowed without saying a word: "I was wrong!"

…… No one responded to me.

"I was so wrong......"

I stood up in embarrassment, kept apologizing, took off my shoes again, changed into slippers, and walked to my bedroom.

…… I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

I already held the bedroom doorknob, but I really didn't have the courage to open the door, so I turned back to the old lady sitting on the sofa with a weak heart, and said honestly and sloppily: "What, there is a friend who is married in Fengshen, I went to come with Lily, and I had fun and played in Fengshen for two days, and I didn't do anything else!"

…… I faintly heard crows chirping.

"Hmm...... You go on and say what have you been playing for the past two days? ”

The old lady hugged her arms with a cold face, with a murderous aura in her eyes, and her aura was extremely powerful, interrogating me like interrogating a prisoner.

"Didn't play anything...... Just take a walk around the chessboard hill twice......"

I said the name of the only scenic spot in Fengshen City that I remembered.

"Did you drink too much and throw it off the mountain? Let Xiao Fang and Uncle Zhou hang you out with hemp rope? Xiao Yi, although life is not too good now, it won't let you go out every day to play with your life, right? ”

The old lady said the cruel words in her heart, her eyes gradually reddened, and two drops of golden beans flowed down: "You said that you are really going to die outside one day, what should I do?" Can you think about me before you do anything?! Think about this home!? ”

"I ......"

I hurriedly walked over, put my arm around her shoulders, and gently persuaded her: "This time it was an accident, there is no next time, don't cry." I know I'm wrong, but there's really no way, you have to believe me, I will definitely live well, the life of death is what Fang Fat Man is willing to do, I am such a witty, smart and clever person, I must be sure of what to do......"

"Zhao Qingyi!"

The old lady cried and called my name, and hugged me tightly: "I don't want to be rich and expensive, we can live with coarse tea and light food, we will be content, what dangerous things will you do in the future, tell me, don't let me sleep with worry."

"Know...... Know"

I stroked her back and comforted her: "I'll tell you what I'm going to do in the future, haven't you slept for a few days?" Let's go to bed now. ”

"Hmmm......"

The old lady snuggled up to me.

"Silly ......"

I picked her up in a princess position and walked into her bedroom.

The two then lay down on the bed......

……

The fat man Fang outside the door, Lao Zhou, and Yu Xiang Shredded Meat, their eyebrows fluttering with big eyes and small eyes, Lao Zhou was the happiest.

"Am I going to have a godgrandson?"

Lao Zhou happily danced with his hands.

"Why are you in a hurry? As far as my brother Yi is concerned, it's not bad if I'm not a monk! Are you still thinking about being able to let you hold your godson? ”

There is no one who knows me more than a fat man, and you can know what kind of person I am at a glance.

"Don't squeak!"

Yu Xiangrousi's eyes were like a seriously ill mental patient: "Did you two hear that there was any movement in that room?" Uh-huh! I'm excited! ”

"You move a basket?!"

Fang Fatzi, who has a grudge against Yu Xiang Meat and a hatred of Chrysanthemum, pulled away Yu Xiang Meat Shreds angrily, and pricked up his ears like a dog to investigate the enemy.

"You two don't quarrel, it's scary when you do things, it's easy to get impotence, I'm still waiting to hold my grandson!"

Lao Zhou, who also heard the movement, is particularly reliable at this moment.

"Hmmm......"

The sound of erosion coming out of the bedroom.