It is inaccurate to say that Chen Shiyi has been a soldier for two years.

It is also inaccurate to say that Chen Shiyi is a volunteer.

If Chen Shiyi had only been a volunteer for two years, how could he be a paratrooper?

Chen Shiyi has not only been a soldier for two years, and Chen Shiyi is not just a volunteer.

Chen Shiyi is a little bully-like existence in their county, he has been extremely powerful since he was a child, he became the "big brother" in the school when he was in junior high school, and he walked sideways, but the consequence of the development of his limbs is to get into endless trouble, in the three years of junior high school, Chen Shiyi has participated in no less than ten fights, fortunately, they are all "jokes" between children. didn't cause much trouble, the most serious one, Chen Shiyi broke the arms of two people with a wooden stick picked up on the side of the road, therefore, his parents compensated 5,000 yuan, but Chen Shiyi's reputation is getting bigger and bigger, and the gangsters in the school are like stars holding the moon when they see Chen Shiyi, blowing Chen Shiyi fluttering.

"Learning? Learn a fart! ”

So Chen Shiyi, who graduated from junior high school, was sent to the army by his parents.

When he first arrived, although Chen Shiyi had long heard that joining the army could make him lose three layers of skin, he didn't care, but he didn't know that at this time of year, the "thorns" of every school in every place in the city were sent to the same place, and Chen Shiyi didn't like anyone, no matter how he looked at it, so when he had lunch at noon on the first day, Chen Shiyi found an excuse and fought with another person.

"Hey! You! You don't have long eyes when you walk! The soup of labor and management was spilled all over the ground! Chen Shiyi shouted.

But it was obviously Chen Shiyi who bumped into someone else.

"Come here! Lick the labor and management clean! Chen Shiyi pointed at the man and scolded.

That person was a head taller than Chen Shiyi, a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy was like this, and it was normal for the height difference to be twenty or thirty centimeters.

The man turned his head, with a scar of more than ten centimeters on his face, and looked down at Chen Shiyi with angry eyes: "Damn, are you telling labor and management again?" ”

After eating, those who didn't eat, and those who finished eating, they all had a quiet atmosphere and didn't dare to come out, because they also wanted to watch a good show.

I said, put your face on the ground! Lick the labor and management clean! Chen Shiyi looked at the man's face distorted by anger, and did not admit it at all, still holding his head high, and said to the man.

"Get out of the way!" As the man spoke, he raised his fist the size of a sandbag and smashed it towards Chen Shiyi's front door, Chen Shiyi did not dodge, raised his right hand and easily grabbed the man's fist, then pinched his wrist, twisted his arm one hundred and eighty degrees, and pressed his face to the table with his left hand.

"Call Daddy!" Chen Shiyi showed a smug look on his face, no matter how the man struggled under his hands, Chen Shiyi did not let go, but became more and more forceful.

The man struggled for a moment, then lay down on the table and did not move.

"Call Dad, say Dad, I'm wrong." Chen Shiyi said proudly.

There were also whispers all around.

"Dad...... Daddy, I poked. The man muttered.

"That's right, my good son!" As he spoke, Chen Shiyi let go of his hand.

"Your uncle!" The man got up and punched Chen Shiyi in the face again, completely without learning the lesson just now, Chen Shiyi shook off lightly, grabbed the man's waist and threw him to the ground, and then Chen Shiyi grabbed his neck with his hand, and said angrily: "Good boy, don't talk about martial arts, just your three-legged cat's kung fu, no one wants to be cannon fodder on the battlefield, originally you called me Dad, I was in a good mood, I wanted to let you go, you backhanded again, this time I will not spare you!" Lick it clean for me! ”

Chen Shiyi pressed his face with his left hand and rubbed it back and forth on the seaweed egg drop soup sprinkled on the tiles, and there was a coaxing voice around him: "Lick!" Lick! Lick! ”

Where did that person suffer such humiliation, lying on the ground and crying with a whimper, Chen Shiyi smiled: "That's it? That's it? How dare you! ”

"Come on! It's all quiet! The squad leader was late, and he immediately controlled the scene, but Chen Shiyi didn't mean to let go, and still pressed the man into the seaweed egg drop soup.

"You two! Rise! Come out with me! The squad leader roared angrily, something like this happened in the class he led on the first day, so the squad leader felt that his face was very shameless.

Only then did Chen Shiyi let go of his hand and walked towards the door with the man.

The squad leader is also an old squad leader, he is twenty-eight this year, he has been in the army since he hit sixteen, and now he has not even asked for a wife, it stands to reason that he should not, the squad leader is one meter and eight heads, heroic and sassy, majestic, although it is not as captivating as the cold sun, but it is also absolutely extraordinary, the only drawback is that it is a little darker.

The squad leader called the two of them outside the cafeteria, and after the two stood upright, the squad leader asked: "Tell me, what's going on, I just fought on the first day, and it turned against you!" The squad leader's tone went from low to high, a standard tone of reprimand.

"Report to the squad leader! It was his hand that made the first move! I'm in self-defense! "Chen Shiyi, the wicked person sued first.

"Fart! You rubbed people's faces on the ground, and you told me that you were in self-defense? The squad leader scolded Chen Shiyi, turned his head again, and asked the man: "Come!" You! Don't cry! Tell me what's going on. ”

The man wiped his eyes, sucked back the runny nose, choked up, and said, "Report!" I...... I walked well in front, he had to come and bump me, and said that I hit him, the seaweed soup spilled me, we had a short lunch break at noon, and I didn't have time to do laundry, I thought that I would wear this seaweed soup in the afternoon to participate in the afternoon training......"

"Hey, pick up the key points, don't talk about these useless things!" The squad leader said impatiently: "A young man, talking about mother-in-law." ”

The man took a breath and said again: "Originally, I had calculated my mind and didn't care about him, but I didn't expect him to take the initiative to come up and find fault. I couldn't get angry, so I turned my head and hit him, but I couldn't beat him, so I pressed him on the table, forcing me to call Dad, I called, got up and wanted to sneak attack him, but I didn't hit him, and he was pressed to the ground. "The man is also honest, and he has said everything in 1510.

Chen Shiyi and the squad leader almost laughed out loud when they listened to it, but the squad leader still said to the man in a stern tone: "Bad seed, you can't fight with others?" Let's go in a military posture! ”

So the man ran to the side and stood in a military position.

Chen Shiyi looked at the man's embarrassed back and laughed, thinking, "Not only did I enjoy today, but I also spared my father for nothing, it's really good......

"What are you laughing at?" The squad leader pointed to Chen Shiyi's nose and said, "Is it reasonable to beat someone?" Aren't you willing to fight? Come here, I'll practice with you! ”