Chapter 132: Getting the Big Brother (4)
Sitting in front of Xu Xiangqing this time was a doctor, with good facial features and a polite person.
Xu Xiangqing was flipping through the menu while thinking, "What am I talking to him about?" Oh! Yes, talk about careers. ”
After the two sides ordered, Xu Xiangqing looked at the doctor in front of him with a smile that she thought was very ladylike.
"Your name is Zheng Shuai, right? Hehe, it's really handsome. ”
The man also smiled politely: "Miss Xu is also very beautiful, even more beautiful than in the photo." ”
"Huh...... You're really good at talking. Xu Xiangqing covered her mouth and smiled.
Zheng Shuai scratched the back of his head with a smile, and the two suddenly fell into embarrassment, it seems that the other party is not very good at dealing with girls.
At this time, the dish was served, which temporarily resolved the embarrassment between the two.
Xu Xiangqing was looking for a topic while picking up vegetables: "I heard that you are a doctor?" ”
"Yes." Zheng Shuai nodded: "I am a surgeon.
"Oh." Xu Xiangqing dragged her voice out for a long time.
"The profession of a doctor is very noble, saving lives and helping the wounded."
"Yes, I love the job, it's very challenging." Zheng Shuai talked about his career, and he was not so restrained.
Xu Xiangqing searched her intestines and thought about what to say next, and saw Zheng Shuai sandwiching a piece of stir-fried pork liver, which was just about to be put in her mouth.
Xu Xiangqing's eyes lit up, there is.
"You often disembowel, don't you?"
Zheng Shuai was stunned: "Uh...... This ......" He looked at the pork liver that was almost in his mouth, and suddenly lost his appetite.
Xu Xiangqing didn't know what to look at, and was complacent that she had found a suitable topic.
"I heard that this person's internal organs are similar to the internal organs of pigs, and even the taste is basically the same, is it true?"
Zheng Shuai thought of what he had just eaten, and suddenly his stomach churned.
Xu Xiangqing picked up a piece of pork liver and looked left and right, then opened his mouth and put it in his mouth and chewed it, nodding and praising while chewing.
"Well, it tastes really good, I don't know if people also smell like this."
At this moment, even if Dr. Zheng was determined, he couldn't help it, so he covered his mouth and stood up and ran.
Xu Xiangqing looked inexplicable, stretched his neck and looked at Zheng Shuai who was running away: "Hey! Dr. Cheng, where are you going? ”
Xu Xiangqing waited at the table for the man who ran out for ten minutes, but the person didn't come back, and Xu Xiangqing realized what was going on.
Her temper instantly came up again: "Damn, you actually ran away!" If you don't want to pay, you said it early, but the old lady ordered so much. ”
Xu Xiangqing looked at the table full of dishes: "Waiter, pack." ”
Inside a café.
Xu Xiangqing smiled harmlessly, looking at the young man opposite, the man seemed to be a little nervous, and from time to time he reached out and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"You're a teacher?" Xu Xiangqing smiled.
"Yes, I am a teacher, my surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Xin."
"Good teacher, it is a respectable profession to cultivate talents for the country!"
"Hehe, thank you Miss Xu for the compliment." Zhao Xin smiled shyly.
Xu Xiangqing has already had experience on a blind date, and if she doesn't give the other party a chance to be cold, she keeps talking nonsense.
"So, you're a teacher, and there's a math problem that has been bothering me, why don't you help me solve it today?" Xu Xiangqing looked at the teacher opposite with wide eyes.
"Math is my specialty! Excuse me. When Mr. Zhao talked about his strengths, he immediately became confident, and he was not so nervous.
"Okay, that's the question, ahem."
Xu Xiangqing cleared his throat and began to say quickly: "Uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle, saying that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle, went to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle's cabinet, and the ninth uncle borrowed 1,000 yuan from the tenth uncle to the eleventh uncle's salary. ”
"Question: 1. Who is the thief? 2. Whose money originally belonged to? ”
Mr. Zhao on the opposite side was full of rotating circles on his glasses at this time, and his face was full of confused expressions.
Xu Xiangqing saw that the teacher sat there for a long time without moving, and secretly hated that his questions must be too difficult, isn't this embarrassing for the teacher?
So Xu Xiangqing hurriedly explained with a smile: "Uh, this question is a bit winding, I'm dizzy myself, hehe." ”
Xu Xiangqing looked at Teacher Zhao with a serious face: "Why don't I say something simpler again." ”
This time, Xu Xiangqing didn't wait for the teacher to react, and talked about the next question empathetically.
Xiaohua borrowed 500 yuan from his father, 500 yuan from his mother, 970 yuan to buy a pair of shoes, and 30 yuan remained. 10 yuan for my father, 10 yuan for my mother, and 10 yuan for myself. Now I owe 490 yuan to my father, 490 yuan to my mother, 490 plus 490 equals 980, plus my own 10 yuan equals 990. ”
"Q: Where did the other 10 dollars go?"
After Xu Xiangqing finished speaking, he looked at Zhao Xin opposite with an expectant expression.
As soon as the circles on Zhao Xin's glasses disappeared, they began to spin again.
Xu Xiangqing looked at Zhao Xin, who was still blindfolded, and her brows began to wrinkle.
Isn't that complicated? There are no seven uncles and eight uncles, the level of this teacher is a bit worrying, and it is terrible to teach students at such a level.
Xu Xiangqing looked at Zhao Xin, who was sweating in his head, and thought to himself: "No, I have to try him again, and test whether his IQ is really a qualified teacher, otherwise it will not be good to mislead people's children." ”
Looking at Zhao Xin, who didn't know whether he was embarrassed or holding his breath, Xu Xiangqing smiled.
"Forget it, teacher, you go back and calculate the problem slowly, let's not waste time here."
When Xu Xiangqing said this, Zhao Xin was really embarrassed at this time.
"That's it, I'll give you a multiple-choice question for your debut now, you just need to choose, it's a test of IQ, it's very simple."
Zhao Xin wiped the sweat from his forehead and nodded unnaturally: "Okay...... All right. ”
Xu Xiangqing stared at Zhao Xin's eyes tightly: "The psychiatric hospital wants to test whether a mentally ill patient has fully recovered, so it will give him a test. ”
Zhao Xin listened very carefully, if he couldn't answer this question again, it would be really embarrassing.
"They filled a bathtub with water and gave the patient three tools to scoop up the water in the tub. The three tools are a spoon, a bowl, and a bucket. ”
"Q: What tools should a patient choose to finish the water in the tub?" After Xu Xiangqing finished speaking, he stared at Zhao Xin without blinking.
Zhao Xin was panicked by Xu Xiangqing, he subconsciously reached out and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, but his brain was spinning rapidly.
"What am I going to choose? Choosing a bucket? But is the answer that simple? ”
"If I can't answer again, she will definitely look down on me, and if I answer wrong, I will look down on myself."
Xu Xiangqing looked at Zhao Xin grinding and chirping, and urged impatiently: "Teacher, you choose quickly, this is obviously a question for sending points." ”
"Don't tell me you don't know, then I really doubt your true level, teacher." Xu Xiangqing's bursting sense of justice is about to emerge again.
Zhao Xin's nervous palms were sweating, he was afraid that Xu Xiangqing would really misunderstand him, so he hurriedly said, "You should choose ...... Buckets should be chosen. ”
After speaking, Zhao Xin looked at Xu Xiangqing with a nervous expression, just like a student waiting for the teacher to score after the exam.
Xu Xiangqing looked at Zhao Xin with an incredulous expression, and the appearance of wanting to speak made Zhao Xin's heart furious, and he asked himself uncertainly in his heart.
"Isn't it a bucket?"
Xu Xiangqing looked sad: "Teacher, normal people should pull the plug at the bottom of the bathtub." ”
"Bang!" A glass heart shattered in an instant, and Zhao Xin sat on the chair in a daze.
Xu Xiangqing was taken aback, he wouldn't have collapsed his self-confidence!
She stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Zhao Xin: "Teacher Zhao, you ...... You okay? ”
"Ah......h
Xu Xiangqing sat on the chair with a confused expression, looked at Zhao Xin's back, and came back to his senses for a long time.
"I'm ...... Drove him crazy? oh may gad! ”
Xu Xiangqing shook his head in disbelief: "NO! ”
"Hahaha ......" A man's laughter came from the office of the president of the Si Group.
I saw Si Tianmu standing next to his desk, leaning forward and leaning back with a rare smile, seeing Si Hao and the staff of the self-proclaimed marriage agency smacking their tongues.
"Hahaha...... That woman, why is she so funny! Hahaha......"
Si Hao and the staff next to him couldn't help but laugh.
The staff continued: "According to Xu Xiangqing's mother, the subsequent blind dates were basically full of problems, and none of them were successful. ”
"In the end, as long as the man on the blind date heard that the object was Xu Xiangqing, he refused directly without even seeing him."
Si Tianmu smiled enough, and nodded: "Well, everything can be determined, there is no problem with her sexual orientation, and she also hates to marry a little, otherwise she would not go on every blind date." ”
"It's just that this result ......," Si Tianmu said, and he couldn't help but laugh again.
"Next, it's time to arrange the fate of Song Ge and her."
Si Hao was a little worried: "But this Xu Xiangqing doesn't seem to have any manly popularity, will she have a play with Song Ge?" ”
Si Tianmu smiled and sat back in his chair: "Who knows? ”
The world is so big, how deep do we need to meet each other? Will we go through a wonderful time together?
Maybe everything is fate, let me meet you in the vast sea of people.
Si Tianmu stood in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window, overlooking the bustling city, and after a while, he took out his mobile phone and dialed Song Ge's number.
"Hey, Skycanopy." On the other end of the phone came Song Ge's gentle voice.
"Song Ge, where are you? Are you available now? ”
"I'm in the company, and I don't have anything to do here, I'm looking at a few reports."
"The report is kept for the evening, you come to my company, I have a question to ask you."
"Oh, no! The omniscient president of the division still has time to ask others for advice. Song Ge was familiar with him, and he spoke casually.
"I'm not an immortal, can I understand everything? You just don't come. ”
"President Si Da is invited, no matter how busy I am, I have to appreciate my face, and he still asks me questions, what an honor it must be."
Si Tianmu didn't bother to pay attention to Song Ge's ridicule: "Okay, then I'll wait for you in the company, you hurry up." ”
"Okay, I'll come over now."