0105 Midyear Festival
The net cloud suppression microphone is three inches long and one inch wide.
The size is just right in the hand, and the surface structure is no different from that of an ordinary KTV microphone. But the overall tone is pure black, and the middle power switch has been kept on, and there is a small line of white Songti characters under the power switch, which reads: The power of yin music.
"Ten midnight, the power of yin music!"
And at the moment of appearance, I remembered the voice of a woman in my ears, this woman's voice was far more indifferent than the voice of the mother in the system, and it could even be said that there was no emotional change, and it was completely artificial computer synthesis.
"...... Uproar"
There are three more words on the power display screen of the network suppression cloud microphone: connected.
"Bang! Boom! Bang!"
I patted the head of the microphone with one hand, and then the two speakers in the KTV room burst out, indicating that the network cloud suppression microphone has the ability to automatically connect the electronic devices in the space.
it! Is that awesome?
I was suddenly a little surprised, and simply raised the microphone to my mouth, just at this time, I had come to the end of the chorus, and I hurried to open my mouth and sing to cover Fang Fat's head: "Love at the end of the road!" It's not extremely romantic, it's not exciting!"
"The hair will be buried in the snow ~ the soil will be buried ~ the thoughts will not rot!"
Fang Fatzi sat at the other end of the private room stupidly, originally he injected incomparably more emotions into the song, but at this moment, it seemed that sad emotions were like a surging river that would not be broken, filling his nerves and consciousness.
Memories of the past resurfaced.
The first time I was kidnapped and cheated into 200 yuan, I drank so happily that I vomited, feeling that I had finally survived in a helpless world.
During his first massage at a foot washing shop, the hormones of youth and ignorance made him yearn for the mysterious and pleasant black forest, causing him to give his precious belongings to a woman in her thirties who had lost her foot.
The first time I cried was when I knew that my brother Yi was pitted by himself, and he fell from the sixth floor and fell to his death.
The first time I felt happy, it was holding the hand of Yin Ruhua, lying on the bed and sleeping together without any desire, and it was the sustenance that I wanted for a lifetime.
"Pop ......"
Fang Fat Man cried, Dou Da's tears fell to the floor and fell into eight petals, and his trembling hands unconsciously threw the microphone out.
"Brother!"
Yu Xiang Rou shredded also wept bitterly, screaming hopelessly and expectantly in the acoustic resonance of the loud explosion of the noisy music students.
"Love is only wonderful when it boils......"
I lowered my voice and sang the last lyrics out of tune, and when I looked up, I saw that Fang Fatzi and Yu Xiang Rou were already out of shape.
"What's wrong with you two?"
I didn't expect this to happen, so I accidentally borrowed a microphone to ask them.
"I'm so uncomfortable......"
Fang Fatzi paused the song, walked to me and sat down, holding my hand while hugging Yin Ruhua, like a drunken drunk, babbling endlessly: "Brother, I will only have five of you relatives in this world, when I find a chance to settle down for my daughter-in-law, we will get married, and you must come to the wedding when the time comes, no matter where you are, you must come to ......"
"What are you crying about!"
I comforted him helplessly and carefully: "Our days will definitely get better and better, when you and your daughter-in-law get married, I will give you a big red envelope, and give you Zhang Liang the best team in the city, my brother must have a card when he gets married." If I don't have any money, I'll borrow it from the shredded meat, he is a big family, and he is the second generation of pure and rich people. ”
"Yes, I'm rich, I'm a big family!"
Yu Xiang wiped her tears, didn't continue to cry, stood in front of us with her hands in her pockets, didn't know what she was thinking, and suddenly spoke: "I've been playing with you for the past two days!" I almost forgot something big!"
"What's the big deal?"
I quietly withdrew the net cloud suppression microphone to the space backpack, and changed the topic to ask Yu Xiangrou shredded.
"Guess what day it is."
Yu Xiang Shredded Meat sells Guanzi in a mysterious way.
I turned on my sentient power to glance at him, and his heavenly soul had returned to his body at the moment of his death, and I had not asked him about some of the secrets of his body.
Because someone has someone's privacy, according to Gou Changzai's statement, his heavenly soul is a top-level soul, and although the luck of the purple qi from the east is disappearing little by little, leaving him with a beautiful little tail is enough for him to receive for more than ten years, and he will not be unlucky for at least five years. Maybe if you do some business, you'll be sent out all at once.
What's more, the title of the system mother to identify our relationship has not changed much, so I believe that even if he doesn't help me, he won't hurt me.
I pondered for a moment, and said obscenely, "Hey, hey, hey...... These two days must be the days of your month. After all, a pretty person like you, I really doubt you're not a handle. ”
"Go, go!"
Yu Xiangrousi wiped the fragrant sweat on the top of his head, and spoke a little urgently: "Today is a big day, I have to go home tomorrow to make offerings to my immortal family!"
"Offering?"
I frowned and took out my mobile phone, glanced at the lunar date, and suddenly found that the day came to the 14th day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and tomorrow is the 15th day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar.
July 15 is commonly known as the Midyear Festival.
As for the upper offering he said, according to the rules of the general disciples, the upper offering is divided into a large offering and a small offering.
The day of the small offering is the first and fifteenth day of the month, and the whole fruit is fragrant, and it is over in a fool's way, which is not so important.
The days of the big offering are the peach banquet of the Queen Mother's Year on the third day of the third month of March, and the Double Ninth Festival on the ninth day of the ninth month of September.
These two days must be lively, generously offering to their own immortals, and even more so, they will hold a gathering of fellow Taoists or accomplices on these two days, exchange the current pattern, and discuss and discuss the way of cultivation.
Yu Xiang Rousi nodded and continued: "I'm not in the yin, I have to make three big offerings a year, Qingming, Zhongyuan, and cold clothes." I've got to fix it tomorrow, and I can't go out with you. ”
"Okay, if you want help, you squeak."
I only have a superficial understanding of his identity as a yin walker, and if I go deeper, I don't know much about it.
"Then let's go, stop playing, it's twelve o'clock, it's not good to hang around outside on the night of July 15."
Fang Fatzi's mood was almost recovered, and he began to give full play to the essence of his crow's mouth, and he said whatever was not good.
"Alright, let's go home."
In fact, I also think that it is easy to have an accident when I hang out tonight, so I agree with Fang Fatzi's statement, and get up and take my sister out first.
Wait for our group to walk out of the KTV and stand on the steps at the door.
I felt heavy and protected the old lady behind me, and whispered to Yu Xiangrou shredded and ordered: "Just treat it as if you don't see anything, whoever slaps his face!"
Just to say that our current formation, Yu Xiang Shredded Meat is yin, and it itself has the breath of a ghost and a fairy, and it must belong to the category of good ghosts, which is a problem that even the old godmother hot sauce given by the system's mother can't solve.
There are also yin like flowers, pure living dead, there is no smell of living people on the body, much more powerful than shredded fragrant meat. When ordinary little ghosts saw her, it would be nothing worse if they didn't kneel down and call their mother.
Finally, I said that since I had a system mother, the strange things around me can be said to have never stopped, and the contact with supernatural events is getting more and more day by day. And the system mother is already a bit of a quirk of abuse, as soon as the front foot stepped out of the threshold, she took away my yin aura with the back foot, and by the way, she gave me a lot with a wave of her hand, which will make the ghost like the dead air, so that the dead air on my body now is stronger than Yin Ruhua.
With such a formation, it's strange to go out without hitting ghosts!
The streets are bustling with lonely ghosts who have turned into a state of death, and there are some ghosts that look much more formal.
This kind of ghost is dressed like an ordinary human, and its eyes are bright, and it knows what it is doing when it comes to the yang world this time, and where it is going.
The aura that overflowed was very different from that of the lonely ghosts, but the aura on their bodies was roughly the same, as if they had been marked by some kind of agency, lifeless and full of life. There is no such thing as poverty, decay, sorrow, calamity, shame, malice, mildew, pain, sickness, premature death, loneliness, lewdness, delusion, bad luck, disease, thin life, pain, and demonic spirits.
These are the ghosts of the underworld who return to the yang world once a year to visit relatives!