Why is your mouth dry?

Hehe, because Lord Emperor Zun listened to that story nine times, and after hearing it, Wu Quan began to doubt life.

He had never been in contact with the emperor before, and he always thought that the emperor was a very high-ranking immortal, but he didn't expect the immortal to be so down-to-earth, and he had to listen to a story several times in a row, isn't this something that folk children do?

Finally, after talking nine times, Wu Wei went back, and Yun Chen also went back, but after Yun Chen went back, he heard the rumors of Miss Ye Si and His Royal Highness the Dust King.

At that time, he had a bad premonition.

Before coming to Yanhua Palace, Yun Chen drank a lot of water, and he was afraid that he would have to talk about this matter ten times or eight times, and if Lord Emperor Zun didn't appreciate the water to drink, he would have to be thirsty all the time.

As a result, it was very surprising that Lord Emperor Zun didn't want to listen to it again after listening to it once. Maybe it's because he's so angry that the main hall of Yanhua Palace is as quiet as death, except for Miss Yesi's occasional small movement, the others don't dare to come out.

Yun Chen is quite sad, because he drank too much water, and he always wanted to be complimentary.

But in front of Lord Dizun, he didn't dare to mention the word Gong, because it was disrespectful and indecent, so he could only hold back.

Shi Liyuan's face was particularly ugly, and the story Yun Chen told really made him angry. For more than four hundred years, he had never been so angry before meeting Ye Wenyan, even if the spiritual power of heaven and earth dissipated at the beginning, he had never been angry.

But he was angry again and again because of Ye Wenyan's incidents, and Shi Liyuan felt that such a day was too embarrassing!

He is the Emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, the only immortal inheritor in the world...... Oh no, now the only two inheritors. But the only two are also scarce species, why does he live so aggrieved?

So he discussed with Ye Wenyan: "Otherwise, we will kill all the members of the Quan family, and kill those in your family that you don't look down on, and from now on the world will be peaceful, and no one will block us anymore." ”

Yun Chen broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, and even the corners of his mouth twitched, only Shen'er nodded stupidly and vigorously, and said, "I think it's okay!" ”

Ye Wenyan rolled his eyes, this is really a big deal to see the excitement, and you look at it, what can you do? If the royal family is killed, wouldn't it be a great chaos in the world?

So she reasoned with her teacher Liyuan: "Although you are the emperor, but an existence like you is really only suitable for being offered in Yanhua Palace, and it is enough for the subjects of the world to bow three times and nine times to the portrait or statue every day." If you kill the Northern Qi royal family, people will think that the emperor is going to do great things and bring chaos to the world, which will cause panic among the mortal people. ”

Shi Liyuan looked at her like a fool, "Why are you panicking?" If the deity wants to disturb the world and level the world, they should be happy, because the deity will not do that easily, and once it is really done like that, it means that there is only one possibility, that is, the deity has found a way to make the spiritual power of heaven and earth reappear in the world. Of course, now there is a second possibility, that is, the deity feels that the Northern Qi royal family is really an eyesore. But if you don't want the people of the world to panic because of this, then when the deity casts a corrective spell, so that everyone in the world thinks that the power family has never existed, isn't it? ”

Ye Wenyan was stunned for a long time, and even hid his right hand in his sleeve and pinched the magic trick a few times, only to remember that there is indeed such a spell that can correct people's memories after doing something, making people think that something or someone has never appeared. Not only do you think that it has not appeared, but you will also replace the erased people and things with another kind according to the mind of the caster.

She felt that Shi Liyuan was a talent, and because of a rumor, she actually came up with all the correction techniques.

"What about you?"

"As for." He replied very seriously, "The deity has even thought about killing all the people in the world, and you and I will be left." ”

The three of His Royal Highness wiped their sweat together, and Yun Chen's urine became even more urgent.

"Actually, this matter may not have much to do with the Quan family, I think it was the old lady of our family who did it." Ye Wenyan said, "After all, only she wants me to marry and get out of here, and only she wants me to marry a fourth highness who has been a proton for many years and has no roots and no power in Lin'an City." That's why I worked hard to spread rumors, so that everyone thought that I had a relationship with the Fourth Highness, and it was even a fait accompli. Alas, our old lady is really amazing, and she knows how to save the country with curves. ”

Shi Liyuan didn't say this, he was still struggling with the matter of the correction technique, he asked Yun Chen: "What do you think of the idea of the deity?" Of course, there are also people who have to stay around the deity, and the fourth lady also has to have a maid, so a few of you can live. ”

Yun Chen has the heart to cry, and wants to say Lord Emperor, this idea is really not good, you killed all the people in the world, so what is the point of a few of us living?

He processed the idea using language arts and then expressed it.

Here's what he said: "Wei Chen thinks it doesn't matter if he kills all the people in the world, but the fourth lady may feel bored. After all, I only face us every day, and there is no new topic for talking and chatting, which is too boring. Therefore, Lord Emperor, you still have to consider the matter of killing all the people in the world for the interests of the fourth young lady. ”

Lian Shi secretly praised Yun Chen, he felt that Yun Chen had seized the lifeblood of Lord Emperor Zun, no matter what happened, as long as he leaned on Miss Yesi, Lord Emperor Zun would surrender.

Sure enough, after listening to Yun Chen's words, Shi Liyuan immediately felt that he had done things without consideration, and if there were fewer people, there would be fewer topics, and his little words should feel boring and troublesome.

So he retreated to the next thing: "Then only kill the Quan family and the Ye family." ”

Yunchen: "......"

Lian Shi: "......"

Shen'er: "...... Lord Emperor, you actually just want to kill only the Quan family and the Ye family, right? I'm afraid that Miss won't agree, so I made up the whole thing about killing people in the world, right? ”

Shi Liyuan nodded and said to Ye Wenyan, "You maid is clever enough. ”

Ye Wenyan was so convinced, she asked him: "Shi Liyuan, you said that I had a bad stomach that day, how did you say such a thing?" Have you not counted how much bad water you have in your stomach? Kill this and that all day long, just because of a rumor outside, you are going to destroy the entire family of the Quan family? ”

"Yes." He nodded, very serious. "The deity can't let someone make a rumor about you."

"Then you should go and destroy the rumor-mongers."

"Makes sense, too." Shi Liyuan finally gave up competing with the Northern Qi royal family, but asked another question, "Why did that proton say in the court that he invited Miss Yesi to tea on the fifteenth night of the lunar month?" ”

Yun Chen thought about it again and again, and gave an answer: "I heard that above the court, the ministers criticized the fourth lady for being lost in the suburbs of Beijing, and because of this, she ruined her reputation. Didn't His Royal Highness the Fourth Highness just return to Beijing that night, and saved the fourth miss on the way, maybe he just wanted to be a good person to the end, so he simply relieved the siege for the fourth miss. ”

"What about the senior brother and sister?" He asked again.

This Lian Shi has more right to speak, because he is old, and he knows more than ten years ago better than a young man like Yun Chen. So he volunteered: "When the fourth highness was still in Beijing, the first emperor doted on his biological mother, so he also had the heart to cultivate this fourth son." So he asked the old general to bring more and teach him tactics and tactics. But the old general of the night was too busy, how could he have that time, so he transferred the matter to his eldest son, that is, the father of the fourth miss, the night general. ”

Shi Liyuan tasted this matter for a while, and then asked: "Is Miss Yesi bad or not, what are you doing with those courtiers?" Bad or not, bad reputation, and don't marry into their family, they don't care about anything when they are full? ”

Shen'er pouted her mouth in a sullen manner, "It's just, what's the matter with them?" A group of long-tongued women! ”

"Who mentioned it first?" Shi Liyuan plans to get to the bottom of it.

The minister was stunned, "Yo, I really didn't pay attention to this inquiry, the minister usually doesn't go to the court, so it's not very clear what the situation was in the court that day." Otherwise, the minister would call Gonggong Wu beside the emperor, and he would definitely remember it. ”

Shi Liyuan nodded, "Then go quickly!" By the way, Quan Qingcheng also called the deity, and the deity wanted to ask him, and he helped him to the emperor's throne, why can't he even suppress this kind of thing, and he still wants that proton to talk a lot? ”

Yun Chen turned around and was about to leave, but was pulled by Lian Shi, "Ouch my Lord Yun, how can you let you go for this kind of errand?" You can rest quickly, and the old slave will go. ”

Yun Chen really wants to kill this old eunuch, and finally found a chance to get out of Yanhua Palace, what kind of trouble are you making!

So he shook Lian Shi hard, and without saying a word, he strode out.

Ye Wenyan made a small suggestion: "When you mention the Fourth Highness, can you not always call a proton proton in one mouthful?" It's better to call out the Four Highnesses, or simply call the name, always proton proton, which seems disrespectful to people. ”

Shi Liyuan glanced at her, "It's good to call him a proton, at least the deity still remembers him as a person." If it weren't for the relationship between protons, how could the deity know what other four highnesses the royal family had. Hundreds of years have passed, and the four highnesses and the four highnesses, the deity doesn't know how many have been sent away, how can you tell who is who? ”

"People are my lifesavers."

"Therefore, the deity did not intend to deal with him about his nonsense in the court, otherwise he would have made up this nonsense at him, and the deity could kick him back to the moon kingdom again. Speaking of respect, what else do you think there is in the world that deserves to be respected? ”

The little girl's big watery eyes narrowed, "Shi Liyuan, do you mean that you will become a relative to me in the future, and you don't plan to respect my relatives?" Don't plan to put my mother in your eyes? ”

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in Yanhua Palace became awkward again, and it was embarrassing to be silent.

Everyone's eyes were cast to Lord Dizun, and even the fire of gossip in Shi Tong'er's body was even more burning. Especially Lian Shi, I don't know how many times I shouted in my heart, "Miss Yesi is awesome, the emperor's family is really strict!" ”

Lord Emperor's cold sweat was pouring out, and for the first time in more than 400 years, he realized what it meant to dig a pit and bury himself......