He Ruo stopped the piano in his hand and greeted Xiao Yin: "Brother Leopard, are you back?" ”

"Sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for a while, but it's beautiful again."

"Thanks for the compliment."

Nan Xun glanced at him: "Flim tongue." ”

"Boss, there's big news."

"Oh?"

"The old woman, one of her faces is actually made of mud, and she can't get water, and I poured a bucket of water on her, and guess what?"

He Ruo was curious, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's all melted."

"Huh?"

"It turns out that the old woman, after washing her face, looks like she is over sixty years old."

I'll go!

He Ruo peeked at Nan Xun.

Ask for the psychological shadow area of his family.

Xiao Yin continued to describe to He Ruo: "That old woman, she looks ugly, hey, whoever marries her will definitely have nightmares." ”

He Ruo glanced at Nan Xun again.

He remained expressionless.

He Ruo couldn't suppress his curiosity, and asked with a smile: "How ugly is it?" ”

Xiao Yin said: "The blood basin is big, and opening the mouth can crack to the back of the head."

The bridge of the nose is crooked, and the middle of the person is also crooked.

One eye is single, one is a line of sky.

"Huh? Brother Xiaoyin's description, how does it look like a toad has become a fine? ”

"That's it! Sister-in-law, your description is very apt. ”

"That wicked old woman, with melasma, butterfly spots, flat warts, ...... all over her face"

He Ruo blinked: "Brother Xiaoyin, people still want to eat more food in a while, can you skip this topic and say something happy." ”

Xiao Yin said: "That vicious old woman, after recovering her true appearance, she found a national teacher to come and asked the national teacher to pinch her face again." ”

"It turns out that the ancient plastic surgery technology is so superb? You don't need to use a knife, just pinch it with mud? ”

Xiao Yin said: "The so-called national teacher, I look familiar, it should be a witch doctor walking the streets, there are many on the street. ”

"Oh? Let's hear it. ”

He Ruo was very interested.

Xiao Yin introduced: "This kind of witch doctor can usually cure diseases and treat ugly diseases, but they don't charge a fee, and they need to exchange what they want. ”

He Ruo said, "For example? ”

Nan Xun spoke first: "For example, the longevity, luck, and health of yourself and your children, as well as your children's future marriage, can be sold." ”

"How do you sell this? How can the things of the future be counted? ”

Xiao Yin said: "Of course this can be sold, I have seen a couple sell their lucky child in exchange for him a chance to become an official." As a result, their son was unlucky for more than ten years, went out and fell into the ditch, fell asleep and kicked the bed on the leg can be broken, the house where he lived was raining and was struck by lightning, the person did not run out, was smashed by the falling beam and broke a leg, look at the doctor, but the doctor sawed the wrong leg, sawed the healthy good leg. ”

"That's bad luck."

Xiao Yin said: "There is also a marriage sold by her parents, who did the girl marry who ascended to Elysium early, married four, and became a widow four times. Later, a local archway was set up for her and persuaded her not to marry again. ”

He Ruo said: "There is really everything." ”

Xiao Yin said: "I didn't hear what the Queen Mother used to change her face, but the witch doctor said that the drawings for the Queen Mother's face more than ten years ago were lost, and she was going to pinch a different beauty again." ”

"The Queen Mother said no, she said that our big boss likes that face."

"Huh?"

Nan Xun said, "Is there anything else?" ”

Xiao Yin said: "The big boss, that's all for the time being." ”