The tips of the fingers of the ghost hand poked at my external hemorrhoids accurately.

I screamed, and the whole person was agitated, and I swooped forward, and my pants were not mentioned, causing my center of gravity to be unstable, and my head hit the toilet floor.

Although it is now an illusion formed by the system, the touch in this illusion is real, not like a dream, and if you are injured in the illusion, then when you return to reality, the injury will also exist.

I was like a maggot, arching my buttocks, my hands on the ground, trying to get up and stay away from them.

"Is there any paper!? Is there any paper!? The boy's voice actually stuck to my ears and roared, and he asked angrily if there was any paper twice, and the words turned around, and he was even more vicious: "Answer me!" You're answering me! ”

At the same time, the ghost hand stretched out to squat, with a yellow-black liquid, and grabbed my right ankle with a wet hand, and contracted down little by little, trying to pull me into the pit!

No matter how hard I flapped my legs, I couldn't break free from the drag of the ghost hands, so I had to get my fingernails stuck in the cracks of the floor, praying in my heart that the illusion would end soon, but I didn't want to eat Ollie like the eighth child.

I blushed, and I never said anything to beg for mercy, because I begged for mercy once before, and the system directly judged that the illusion was over, and I didn't get any reward on the premise that I suffered a crime!

I'm starving to death today! Dead outside! I'm never going to scream!

"Look at me! Look at me! ”

The male voice kept tempting me to turn my head to look at him, and then slapped my back with both hands, which made my back ache.

Finally my right ankle was dangling above the sewer hole, and with a little more drag from my ghost hand, my right foot would have a close contact with Ollie.

At this time, the male voice's two hands pressed my head on both sides, and tried to break my head in one direction so that I could look at him.

My eyes were so weak that I had no choice but to have my head knocked over by him.

"Open your eyes! Open your eyes! I'll show you a baby! The male voice pressed one hand to my head and pulled out the other hand to try to open my eyelids.

I smelled a smoky stench in my nose, which was like fermented bean curd with stinky tofu, and it had been marinated in urine for three whole days, and the smell was so strange that it made me feel sick and sick.

"Hey, hey, hey." The man's hand managed to open my eyelids.

I could see what the hell the boy looked like.

He was crouching next to me, and first he saw a pair of rain boots, then a pair of pants full of greenish and yellow solid, a red belt tied around his waist, and a purple half-sleeve that did not fit the season

These are quite normal, but Nima's face is really miserable, with large buck teeth turned outward, extremely wide between the teeth, and hung with burnt enoki mushrooms and half-broken bud rice grains. Two leek leaves flowed out of the nostrils, and two black fat fecal maggots were coiled in the small triangular eye lying silkworm, and they kept turning over and wriggling. Locks of hair cover the door of the head, and I can barely see the eyes of a social person tattooed on the door.

"Am I handsome!?" The man opened his mouth, and the enoki mushrooms of the buck teeth swayed back and forth like wind chimes, and even a bud fell down, and hit my face at an incredible angle.

I want to give him a word, you are handsome

mlgb！ When the words came to his mouth, he didn't say anything, gritted his teeth and pretended to be a brave warrior, and didn't say a word.

"Look at you when you go to the toilet, are you hungry! I invite you to eat enoki mushrooms, fresh and reused. The man was very bold and polite, reached out and picked a piece of enoki mushroom between his teeth, and gestured to send it to my mouth.

Nima! What the hell is the secondary use?! The system wants to trick me, and you won't play this routine, right? Who doesn't know the alias of enoki mushrooms, see you tomorrow?!

"Ten seconds left until the end of the primary toilet phobic illusion ......"

The long-delayed system mother was in my head, and I almost cried.

"Eat, eat, eat, this is hot pot flavor!" When the man saw that I was alive or dead, he began to whisper to comfort me and tell me what the flavor of enoki mushrooms was.

I stared at him with dead eyes, and the anger in my eyes was about to shoot out of my sockets.

"It turns out that you don't like to eat hot pot." The man then threw the enoki mushroom into the drain hole, and then shamelessly picked the second enoki mushroom, which seemed to be some kind of treasure: "You don't like hot pot, this is barbecue-flavored, but it's delicious."

"Five seconds left until the end of the primary toilet phobic illusion ......"

"Don't you like barbecue too? You're a picky eater. The man is not difficult for a strong man, complained dissatisfiedly, and threw the barbecue-flavored enoki mushroom into the sewer hole, then picked the third enoki mushroom, and wiped the corners of his mouth like a spit star with abnormal leucorrhea: "This is the enoki mushroom stewed in the vermicelli brisket, and the taste is also a little spicy, this time don't be picky, I'll feed you!"

"Three seconds left until the end of the primary toilet phobic illusion ......"

"Hmm! Not! Not! ”

No matter how much I shouted, he ignored it, and unusually violently opened my mouth with two fingers of his right hand, pried my teeth open, and threw enoki mushrooms into my mouth with 100% accuracy with his left hand.

Damn system mom read the seconds: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully completed the primary Fear of Desire Illusion, and the rewards are getting a good deal, please wait! ”

The sight was gone, and I regained my mobility.

"Ahem...... Cough...... Ahem......"

I turned around with my bare buttocks, squatted with my head on my head, and after a violent cough, I started to snap my throat.

Although enoki mushrooms are also part of the fantasy, even if it is an illusion, it has a taste! Change who is not disgusting and wants to vomit.

"The reward is over, congratulations to the host for breaking through this illusion with a moderately fearful ordinary human result, and the rewards are as follows."

"The reward is for artists who live alone with ingenuity and spiritual dexterity, and a bottle of Lao Gan Niang hot sauce with special abilities."

For the first time, the system's mother's voice fluctuated, and it sounded like she was trying to hold back a smile, trying to pretend that she was an emotionless killing machine.

"Is that the end of it? What about longevity?! Isn't it the one who plays buried? What's the use of giving me a hot sauce? I'll eat it with hot sauce!? Waterfa! It's cracked?! ”

I looked at the plastic bottle of the space backpack, and the cover log was an old godmother hot sauce in a photo of an old lady. Really play with me as an SB!

Dog Day System! You've lost your conscience!

"He's meowing!"

I found the paper that was rolled to the side, and wiped my butt clean with the paper paper, and this wipe also wiped out the accident, and the hemorrhoids were sick!

"Assi! I'm fucking you, Smecta! ”

I lifted my pants in a rage, simply washed the handles, and limped out of the toilet with my hands against the wall.

"Oops! Xiao Yi, what's wrong with you? ”

In the single room opposite the toilet, there was a little girl about 23,4 years old who heard the movement of the toilet opening, and poked her head out of the cracks in the single room.

I pouted: "Sister, sister, help~ Your brother is going to die~"

"You've just been discharged from the hospital for two days, and you don't know if you're getting better, so you're starting to talk nonsense." The girl first opened the door of the private room, and then came and helped me into her room.

I touched her back and walked into the private room: "Isn't this out of money, you can't stay in the hospital all day!"

"Lie down!"

The girl gently put me down on her bed and asked again and again, "Are you all right?" Don't have to go back to the hospital for two more days? ”

"I'm really fine, it's just hemorrhoids, I'll go upstairs in a while, there's medicine in the attic upstairs." I don't have any scruples about talking to her, after all, I have been in a relationship for many years, and what the other party is like, my heart is like a mirror, and the details are very clear.

The girl looked at poor me up close: "Okay, brother, you said that you have been discharged from the hospital now, what are you going to do in the future?" Do you still go out and pretend to be a ghost? The next time I fell from the sixth floor, I wouldn't be so lucky. ”

"I don't know, I'll talk about it when I'm almost better."

I grabbed her slender hand like a hooligan and replied perfunctorily, without saying anything about the existence of the system, even though I knew that on the day of my accident, she cried the worst and worried about me the most.

"When the illness is cured, it really can't be done, I'll drag the relationship, and send you to work at the Songdong Hotel, more than 4,000 a month is not a lot, and we don't have to live in this broken place for a few more years."

She was not disgusted by my hand-holding and was still carefully persuading me.

"Sister, don't worry, the house will be there, and when I earn enough money, I will marry you."

I looked at the girl in front of me, I didn't know if it was the courage the system gave me, or the longing after the resurrection, or the lack of wanting to continue to be silent.

Unreliable made a solemn promise to a person for the first time in his life.

"Don't worry, I'm just afraid that you will go to the wrong door to make money." She hastened to explain, afraid that I would misunderstand her.

I got up and put my forehead on our hands: "Your brother will not have an accident, there will definitely be money, and a good life will definitely let you live, believe me!"

"Ding!"

"System mom is moved by the host's words and sincerity to unlock new skills"

"Ding"

"The new skill is successfully unlocked, and after completing the distribution task, a certain amount of RMB will be settled according to the degree of completion of the task."