This is not an ordinary slap, but it is slapped down with the momentum that I penetrates, I only feel a buzzing sound in my ears, like the weight of a thousand pounds on my body was suddenly shaken down by me, and I relaxed all of a sudden. om

Xiao Liang looked at my inexplicable posture, as if he was a nervous disorder, and suddenly came to his senses: "Your neck is not crooked, are you Li Qianshu?" Are you back? ”

I breathed a sigh of relief and nodded a little apologetically: "I'm sorry, I was hit by that crooked neck, which scared you." ”

Xiao Liang suddenly let out a "wow" and cried, hugging me tightly, as if he had finally found a support: "Scared me to death, scared me to death"

"Don't cry," I forgot to pretend to be wounded, and reached out to pat her on the back, "I know how that crooked neck died." ”

At this time, I was startled when I heard the sound of "bang" at the door, and when I turned around, I saw a glass basin smashed at the door, which was full of hot food and splashed on the ground.

Then, 6 Annie's slender figure flashed and disappeared.

I hurriedly wanted to go over and call her to explain, but she walked too fast, and there was no one in an instant, Xiao Liang followed me for a long time and didn't catch up, and saw from a distance that the red Land Rover on the corner of the street had violated the rules and drove away at a gallop.

Although Xiao Liang is usually used to being strong, he is also a little overwhelmed now: "Is she angry?" Isn't it because of me? ”

Her character, if she wants to go, she will definitely go very neatly, and she will not be found.

I sighed, feeling that things were bloody and made people want to scold my mother: "Forget it, I'll come back when she's gone, and I'll explain it to her when the time comes." ”

Anyway, no matter morning or night, there is no good fruit to eat.

Now let's pull out the crooked neck of that dog day, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and be a vegetarian when I Li Qianshu!

Xiao Liang burst into tears and laughed: "That's good, by the way, you just said that you know how the crooked neck man died?" ”

I nodded, "That's right, he should have choked to death." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Liang was stunned: "How do you know?" ”

This way of dying is quite joyful, but through this collision, I can feel why the crooked neck is crooked.

It's because there is a big lump of things stuck in the throat, and you can't go up or down, and you can't breathe at all if you straighten your neck, so you can feel more comfortable when you are crooked.

Although a person no longer needs to breathe after death, the habits of life and the state of dying are retained.

He also said, "That man's hands are too strong", and it is estimated that it has something to do with his death.

So Xiao Liang hurriedly went back to check the file, and soon brought the information to me: "There is really such a person!" I haven't found it before! ”

Zhou Haiyuan, male, 19 years old, died of asphyxia due to laryngeal obstruction.

To speak Mandarin is to choke to death.

And the foreign body in the throat is a large piece of pizza.

This crooked neck is too weird.

However, such a strange way of dying is eighty percent news, and it is good for us to find out this person. Sure enough, it didn't take long for Xiao Liang to find out, and the news was shocking! Uniform lover is willing to be an otaku, but he chokes to death by pancakes.

said that the boy's parents were divorced, he lived alone, and after failing the college entrance examination, he was in a state of despair, and he used adult magazines and Japanese videos to numb himself at home all day, and one day he was found out that something was wrong with him, and he called for help, but he couldn't be saved.

Taloid reporters took advantage of the chaos to run to his house, and there was a mountain of female nurses and female doctor uniforms and inflatable dolls, so it was such a sensational headline, and it was irresponsible to write the pizza as a pancake.

Uniforms, people in the city just know how to play, no wonder there is such a big obsession with medical staff.

I'm a little suspicious, who is the person who is wrong with him now? Doesn't he live alone?

But you can roughly guess that he originally liked the role play of medical staff, and when he died in the hospital, it was like a mouse in a rice tank, and he was definitely reluctant to leave.

It can also be seen from the fact that he fell off the list, this person has no plan for the future at all, and the lower body dominates a tendon in the upper body, no wonder he can't imagine that after reincarnation, life may change infinitely.

To be honest, the lack of family education must also be related, and a person who gives up on himself will indulge his time in this kind of thing, how empty he is.

Although he is indeed hateful, but the sin is not so bad that his soul is scattered, it is also a merit to lead him into reincarnation and become a new person, and even the victim Xiaoliang said softly that he can't be blamed for this, if you want to blame his parents.

Speaking of this, Xiao Liang sighed and said that her brother is also 19 this year.

Thinking of this, I had an idea in my heart: "Xiao Liang, who was the doctor who rescued this crooked neck in the first place?" ”

Xiao Liang searched for a long time and said that the doctor had left the hospital and could not be found.

I was a little deflated, and suddenly remembered that there are usually nurses during surgery, and I asked the nurse again, Xiao Liang looked for it, and said that the nurse was still in the hospital, but because of medical negligence, the nurse's certificate was revoked, and now she has changed careers to do cleaning.

I reacted immediately,, is it the cleaning aunt in the toilet just now?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly chased after it, only to see that the aunt had just come out of the men's toilet, and when I saw that I remembered what had just happened, I sneered: "Shout, you kid is quite fast, usually pay attention to the kidneys." ”

I said in my heart that this aunt is really in charge, and when I looked at it again, she had just pasted a handwritten word "repair" on the toilet, and I understood it at once, and asked her: "Do you remember the rescue of a choked boy in a certain year and month?" ”

When the cleaning aunt heard this, the bucket in her hand trembled, but she still stiffened her neck and said, "What's the matter with you?" ”

I continued, "When you were rescuing, did you have a lot of strength? Twisted the child's neck, and he still can't open his mouth? ”

Aunt Cleaning was excited: "Who told you?" ”

The glyph of the word "repair", each word has no mouth, and the shape has no opening, doesn't it mean that it can't be opened? If it is a single or double person, it means that you can't open your mouth, and the word "repair" is "one person", which means that others can't open your mouth.

In addition, Xiao Liang said before that this aunt committed medical negligence and revoked her nurse certificate, the sin is not small, it must be when rescuing the crooked neck, I don't know where the hand strength is used too much, resulting in the mouth can not be opened, which is the culprit of the failure of the operation.

The crooked neck sighed when he saw the cleaning aunt in the toilet, I thought at first that he thought that the cleaning aunt's breasts were not big enough, but in fact, he must be taboo about this cleaning aunt!

Who are the dead taboo? The person who harmed him in his life, but made him unable to resist!

Do you think a dying patient can rebel against the master on the operating table?

"It's been a long time, and I've been punished, you"

"We're not here to ask the teacher." I quickly explained: "We just want you to do a favor, I don't dare to guarantee otherwise, you can accumulate yin virtue, you must be quite guilty over the years, but if you help in this matter, you can compensate for the mistakes you made, because this matter has something to do with that boy." ”

The word repair is unintentional and has three, that is, this is an unintentional mistake at all, but the aunt repeatedly went to her heart, saying that she regretted and blamed herself for the operation, so she didn't leave the hospital, in fact, she wanted to atone for her sins.

She must be a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted person, so she can kill two birds with one stone, and she can also give the cleaning aunt's heart knot by the way.

When the aunt heard what I said, her lips trembled and she spoke: "If I can really help that kid, I'm willing to go, but I can't do anything, how can I help?" It's okay to help with the ground. ”

"It's not technical," I waved my hand, "you just have to sit in one place and don't move." ”

Aunt Cleaning nodded in a fog, Xiao Liang was a little curious: "What are you going to do?" ”

I'll have to lure that crooked neck out first, but he was slapped by me, and I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm going to be so hurt now that I'm afraid to come out.

I can't bear the child to trap the wolf, so I still have to find a big-breasted beauty.

But after asking, no one is willing to be this bait, even Xiao Liang, who has been supporting me strongly, was frightened by today's events, after all, this thing is risky, out of helplessness, I had to say: "Buy me four steamed buns, and give me a set of underwear and white coats worn by women." ”