Thirty miles outside the capital, there is an orchard at the foot of Nanshan Mountain. Because of the wide range of exotic flowers and fruits, it is called the Wonder Garden.

The things in the Wonder Garden are unseen in the world, and the price is ridiculously high, for example, a crystal loquat can be sold for five taels of silver, but there are still many people who buy it.

The walls of the Wonder Garden are very high, higher than two people stacked on top of each other, so that many people can only look at the garden and sigh.

There were two people standing in the bushes outside the wall, Su Haoyi and Ji Xing.

It was a little hot, and both of them were sweating on their foreheads.

"Let me tell you," Su Haoyi said as he looked at the wall of the Wonder Garden with his hands on his hips, "There is a grandmother of Hades here, and I heard that she also has a big mastiff, which is very fierce." ”

"I've heard about it too," Ji Xing rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "That's how fun it is!" Let's go in and pick the fruit, don't run until they find out. ”

Su Haoyi looked at the sky speechlessly, Ji Xing is not a human guy, he likes to do these scary things, and it seems to be getting more and more intense.

The reason why he came to Qiyuan to steal the fruit was not because he wanted to eat the fruit here. At this time, the fruit is not ripe, and there is nothing to eat. It's just because there is a very fierce female nurse here, who was born very ugly, and she has never been able to marry when she is not young.

People call her "Nanshan Old Girl", and no one dares to mess with her. It is said that anyone who dared to enter the strange garden to steal fruit was caught by her, and all of them were hung on a tree and whipped with a leather whip. After that, it will be sent to the government.

But Jixing chose here.

Of course, such a high wall is not easy to climb, and even if it can be climbed, it is too laborious, Ji Xing led Su to pick up the wild grass with good intentions, and there was a dog hole under the root of the wall.

"I've already investigated, let's get in from here!" Ji Xing's eyes lit up: "I'll drill first!" ”

After finishing speaking, he pouted his ass and climbed in, but Su Haoyi couldn't help but look at the dog hole in a daze, as if he remembered the past.

"Come on in!" Ji Xing whispered eagerly.

Su Haoyi came back to his senses at this time, squatted down and climbed in.

Ji Xing was in front of Su and behind with good intentions, the two of them half-squatted, observing the movements in the yard through the cover of grass and trees.

"Look at that big lychee tree over there, isn't it the legendary burnt lychee?" Ji Xing pointed to the lychee tree in the distance and asked Su for kindness.

It stands to reason that the climate of Tiandu is not suitable for the growth of lychees, but a large and sweet lychee tree is planted in the garden. What's even more peculiar is that the fruit is the size of an egg, but the pit is only as small as a peppercorn seed. I don't know how he grew it.

"You're going to pick lychees?" Su asked Ji Xing kindly: "This thing has to be tributed, in case it ......"

"Just steal one." Ji Xing was eager to try: "It's okay." ”

“…… All right! "Su Haoyi rode a tiger with great difficulty, so he had to be a thief. Resignedly, he took out a face towel to cover his face, and Ji Xing also covered his face.

When the two of them came to the lychee tree, Jixing was not busy stealing the fruit, but stood up and looked left and right.

After a long time, I heard someone in the distance stop drinking: "Who's over there?!" ”

As if waiting for this, Ji Xing stretched out his hand and pulled a green lychee down, and then smiled at Su Haoyi: "Let's run!" ”

Su Hao Yi has other skills, just run fast enough. Immediately took Ji Xing's hand and ran wildly, only to hear the person behind him say viciously: "Overlord! Give me chase! ”

Then there were a few thunderous dog barks.

Ji Xing looked back as he ran, and saw a black mastiff with shiny fur and a big head chasing after him.

After that, there is a tall and fat woman, as if the giant spirit god descended to earth, it must be the legendary grandmother of Hades, "Nanshan Old Girl".

Ji Xing saw that the dog and the person were not close, so he deliberately slowed down, and provoked the dog: "Dog thing, it's really useless!" ”

The dog seemed to understand him, and slammed forward a few times, and was about to pounce.

Only then did Ji Xing shout to Su Haoyi: "Hurry up, hurry up!" ”

Su Haoyi couldn't help but roll his eyes, is this guy treating himself as a horse at the moment?

She took Jixing's hand and ran forward, ready to climb out of the dog hole before.

Seeing that he was about to run to the wall, he didn't want Jixing behind him to suddenly fall down and knock her down.

Su Haoyi lay on the ground, if it weren't for the face towel to block it, most of them would have gnawed on a mouthful of mud.

"Two little thieves still want to run away from me!" Grandma Hades gasped and said proudly.

She held a long whip in her hand, the tip of which was wrapped around Jixing's ankle, and it was obvious that he had fallen because of him.

"Overlord! Go and bite off the legs of those two thieves! Grandma Hades urged the vicious dogs: "Let's see if they dare to be thieves in the future!" ”

The mastiff immediately came up and opened his mouth to bite Ji Xing's calf.

Su kindly shouted "don't", picked up a wooden stick and stabbed it directly into the dog's mouth.

The dog bit the stick and barked at Su Haoyi.

At this time, Ji Xing tore off the face towel and went up to bite the dog's neck with a snort.

But his actions really stunned Grandma Hades and the dog, who had never seen a dog bite a man, and had never seen a man bite a dog.

Su Haoyi was not surprised at all, how cute this guy Jixing looked, and how weird his temper was.

It is simply a beautiful jade posture on the outside, and a thunderous nature on the inside. When you are in a hurry, you love to bite with your mouth, and you don't let go easily.

Taking advantage of the other party's stunned kung fu, Su Haoyi picked up Jixing and ran.

But after all, it didn't escape from the palm of Grandma Hades.

A moment later, the two men were tied up and hung from a tree in the form of immortals guiding the way.

"I can't see that you two thieves look quite good." Grandma Hades didn't beat them, mainly for the sake of their two faces.

"Haha, the girl has won the prize, it's our fault, please raise your noble hand and let us go." Su Haoyi admitted his mistake very sincerely.

"If you want to let you go, you can do it, but you have to promise me one thing." Grandma Hades paced back and forth as she spoke, "As long as one of you agrees to marry me, I will let you all go." ”

Su Haoyi and Ji Xing looked at each other, and Ji Xing's face turned white.

"What?! You don't want to?! Grandma Hades immediately became angry: "I'm still a yellow flower girl!" I don't dislike you because you're a thief, but you still dare to dislike me?! As he spoke, he swung the leather whip in his hand fiercely, and knocked down a piece of grass on the ground with a thud.

"Ahem," Su coughed a few times and said to Ji Xing: "Otherwise, you will agree, anyway, you just like to have a thrilling game." ”

"You dare to betray me?!" Ji Xing stared at Su Haoyi with his eyes bared and his teeth: "I won't agree to die!" ”

"If you don't agree, I'll beat you two to death here, and bury you under a tree to stay with me forever!" Grandma Hades also launched a ruthless attack: "If you don't want to be my person, you will be my ghost!" ”

Seeing that her face was full of flesh and her eyes showed a fierce light, Su Haoyi did not doubt that she had the guts.

In a hurry, Su Haoyi caught a glimpse of an orchid embroidered crookedly on the placket of her clothes, and her eyes lit up.