I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked back to see what the ghost was behind me, but there was no one behind me, no fart at all.

So I grabbed my little brother's collar and said fiercely, "What other tricks do you want to play?" ”

The little brother's father was very scared, so Lu Hengchuan patted him on the shoulder and comforted him and said that it was okay.

"No, I didn't expect it, you know ......" The little brother's female voice was frightened as if she was about to breathe: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I don't dare to ...... anymore"

"We?" I frowned: "Who am I with?" ”

"That woman......" The little brother was obviously more confused when she heard me say that she didn't know her, but she seemed to remember something, her expression became even more weird, and she turned around and refused to admit it: "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything......"

You're schizophrenic, what kind of woman, there are male ghosts in the Chenghuang Temple, and Meng Po is not here for me.

But looking at his appearance, it doesn't look like acting.

Could it be that there is really something wrong with this territory?

It's okay, the new official of this city god has taken office, and he is not very familiar with the surroundings, this blackmail ghost has thrown himself into the net, so he left her behind, inquired about the situation here, and became an informant for Lao Tzu...... No, line ghosts.

The longer the dead are on the living, the greater the damage to the living, this little brother is already in the low fortune of the time, if the female evil thing stays on him at this time, the little brother's body will definitely be seriously damaged, and it will not be good if he really falls into the root of the epilepsy.

So I turned around and scanned the many statues, but I still couldn't find any of them that were black moles.

But the black mole soap li obviously has a heart with me, and he ran out at once, nodding at me - this is the City God Temple, his own territory, but there is no need to be afraid of any popularity, after saluting, his appearance has completely changed from being kind to me, to being hideous to evil things, and immediately forked his hand at the little brother, and a woman was fished out by the black mole soap li, this woman's whole body is pitch black, no wonder I saw her like a shadow from the little brother, this shape is the black man in Conan.

And in the layer of charred skin on her body, you can barely see the traces of cracking, revealing pink tender flesh, a bit like a roasted sweet potato.

This burner may have lost the strength to walk, and he was so supported by the black mole soap that he couldn't stand up, like a large garbage bag.

And the burner came together, and the little brother opened his eyes all of a sudden, looked around in a panic, and opened his mouth: "Dad......"

Before he could finish shouting, he threw up as soon as he tilted his neck.

This is a good thing, just like the poor people in the old days had a headache and brain fever, if it was caused by internal fire, if they had no money to take medicine, they might pour water into him to induce vomiting, and clear out the filth in the body, and the person would be much better.

The same is true for the little brother at this time.

After the ghost is on the body, it can often leave filthy gas in the body, which is the lesion, and the things that are spit out when clearing the filthy qi are not the same, such as the water ghost possessed, which may spit out mud and sand, which burns the ghost, and the vomit should be pus.

There was a strange smell of thick water in it.

When the little brother's father saw it, he quickly ran over to give the little brother a good breath, and the little brother was angry, although the little brother's face was still ugly, but his consciousness was indeed clear: "Dad, this is ...... Where is this? ”

Everyone can hear that the little brother's voice is no longer the weird female voice, but an ordinary male voice, obviously fine.

The little brother's father was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't believe it, turned around and kowtowed to the statue of the city god: "Thank you for the blessing of the city god!" Thank you Lord Chenghuang for your blessing! ”

This is so hard that the skin of the brain is broken, and I feel pain when I see it.

Seeing this, other relatives and friends who came to carry the stretcher together also followed suit.

And when he kowtowed, he also noticed the environment in the City God Temple, and secretly made a wish in his heart: "My son is good, you are in disrepair, I can't repay you, I can't repay you, repair your temple!" ”

Several other relatives and friends secretly thought, I didn't expect this City God Lord to be really spiritual, and when I went back, I had to talk about it to the neighbors, and I couldn't bend to the City God anymore.

Asi, these people are too sensible! It's a cry of joy!

I was about to shed tears, and suddenly the little brother's father rushed to me and grabbed my hand: "Brother Miaozhu, thank you too!" If you hadn't stopped us and begged Lord Chenghuang to call the shots, I don't know what kind of torture I would have been! ”

I can't help but have black lines all over my head, temple wishes?

Lu Hengchuan didn't smile on the surface, but he was obviously holding back a smile.

Ma Sandou didn't hold back, and it looked like he had a stomachache.

"Don't talk nonsense, the city god can't be good-looking, and he can be so effective in such a temple, I have to thank the city god for it!" As he spoke, the little brother's father lit all the yellow paper incense candles he brought, knelt in front of the statue and began to burn, not to mention how cool it was.

The room was filled with smoke and made people feel like they were in the air.

The little brother's father still kowtowed here several times with the unknown little brother, and the mood of the little brother when he kowtowed also reached my heart - I don't know why I kowtowed, but my father asked me to kowtow!

This family is filial to the father, and it is estimated that it is the kind of well-off family where the first spring of Xiangyangmen is always there, and the good people are more than happy, and the family and everything is prosperous.

Then this little brother's father told me again, saying that the story of this city god temple has been rumored for a long time, and no one dares to come, but fortunately I came here to be a temple blessing, so that they were blessed, and then asked me where I was sent, is it here to be a temple blessing in the future?

Just like the precedent of a living person being a city god, I also set a precedent for a part-time temple celebration of the city god, which is really emotional.

I had to perfunctory past, and then I took the opportunity to tell him to make a wish to repay the wish as soon as possible, the little brother's father also remembered his promise, and quickly told these relatives and friends, the city god temple is dirty, wronged the city god, I have to help clean up, in order to show gratitude, those relatives and friends are all local natives, standing on the street with two voices to call their family members.

When the women heard that they were going to come to this temple, they were quite scared, but when they saw that the little brother who had hit the evil was really good, they couldn't help but be convinced, and quickly went home to get dish soap and plastic basins, and cleaned them up in full swing.

Many of the rats had never seen so many people, and they all ran away in fright.

I took advantage of the chaos here, and as soon as I raised my eyes, I found the black mole soap and the burner, and quietly passed.

The statue of the black mole soap is now being brushed hard by an old lady with a cleaning ball dipped in Mr. Mighty, and he scratches his ears and cheeks when it itches, and the burner is also trembling when he grabs it.

I coughed, and the black mole saw me coming, and quickly straightened his face, and said admiringly: "Lord Chenghuang, you are a true god!" It's only been a long time since we came, and our City God Temple has really reopened! You've turned the tide! ”

"Sprinkle the water," I waved my hand, and then looked at the burner, who knew that I was going to settle accounts after the autumn, and trembled even more: "Chengcheng Chengcheng......"

"You don't have to stutter like an electric guy all the time," I said, "so why bother in the first place." ”

"No, no, no...... I'm alive...... When he ......, "The burner ghost saw that I was now pleasant, and I hurried to please me as if I wanted to talk again, but I was in such a hurry to defend myself, and my stammering was even worse."

Needless to say, it turns out that this burner was a stammerer when he was alive.

It stands to reason that this kind of person who is a little flawed is not like Xiaocui, he is generally a vulnerable group, he is bullied, and you can still be strong to come out and blackmail, it is really a mudslide among the disadvantaged groups.

After the general communication on the electric motor, I learned that this burning ghost often steals people when he is alive for a long time, once the last warehouse stealing was discovered by the owner, and the warehouse was ordered in a hurry, and I wanted to escape while the chaos, but I didn't expect to steal the chicken and rice, and I didn't find the exit, and I and the owner's family were all burned to death.

When it came to the time of the inconsistency to hook the soul, she was afraid that the family would retaliate and seek revenge, if this was calculated, it would definitely be a big crime, she ran away secretly, and never dared to reincarnate.

When she died, she didn't leave any corpse, and when she was hastily buried, there was no one to sacrifice her at all, and she couldn't stand it when she was hungry, so she learned to blackmail like other lonely ghosts, and when she tasted the sweetness, she became a habitual offender.

They blackmail this kind of business, in fact, it is not very easy to do, after all, it is a small one, and it is not often encountered by memorizing words, so this time even if she knew that things were not good, she was not willing to leave, so she dragged it to me, and then she saluted me frantically, crying bitterly and begging me to open the net, she no longer dared to hunt wild food here.

To deal with this kind of ghost, Enwei and Shi are the best way to buy the ghost's heart, I haven't forgotten the little news in her mouth just now, and asked her step by step, you just said that you saw a woman behind me, what woman?

When the burner heard me ask this, he became scared again, and his dark face showed a sense of horror: "I, I'm dazzled, no, there is no female ......"

She's scared...... Your mother, what is the origin of that "woman", can she be more afraid of me, the city god?

"Hey, it's a pity," I said after a while, "Originally, I was a new official, and there were not many people under my hands, if you go to the Tao, I also want to give you a chance to repent and reform, and let you be an errand under me." ”

Being able to work as a temporary worker under the hands of the city god is simply a supreme honor for the lonely soul and wild ghost, how can it not be enough to blow two pots, which hanged ghost drowned ghost must not look at himself a few times, this is a temptation that cannot be refused for evil things.

When the burning ghost heard this, he naturally showed an expression of disbelief: "When ...... Errand? ”

I nodded, and said seductively, "As long as you tell me about the activities of you dead people around me, you can be regarded as a ghost for me, how about it?" Not only is the name good, but once the incense of my City God Temple is up, you will have a pair of chopsticks and a bowl. ”

If you can follow me to eat and drink, it is equivalent to having an iron rice bowl, and the burner didn't expect his luck to be so good, so he couldn't help but open his mouth wide with joy, as if he had swallowed saliva - the red tongue inside the black skin, not to mention how bright it looks.

But she thought about it, and she was a little cramped, obviously on the other side, it was not easy to offend.

The only thing that can compete with this temptation is fear, and I am becoming more and more curious, what kind of "woman" can be sacred?

So I said to her, "If you give me an errand, are you afraid that you won't be able to guarantee your own safety?" With me, just rest assured! But if you don't say it, then ...... now."

I looked at the black mole soap, "What kind of crime is she?" What is the punishment? ”

The black mole soap Li hurriedly said: "One is to bear human life before her death, the second is to escape from the road of reincarnation, the third is malicious blackmail, the fourth is to make trouble here with you, and the four crimes will be punished together, according to the rules, first send her to the eighteenth layer of hell, and receive four punishments: cannon branding, knife saw, oil pot, and axe, and then reincarnate in the animal life path, repay the debt of the person she killed during her lifetime, count it, cast four times, and suffer four robberies." ”

I've passed by all those hells, and I described them with oil and vinegar: "Those hells, they don't taste good and are very noisy, they all smell sour from human flesh...... Since you insist on going your own way, then I will send you for a walk. ”

When the burning ghost heard this, where could he still stand it, he summed up in his heart, how could the fear of that "woman" be stronger than this kind of torture, and it could be regarded as leaving Qingshan without worrying about running out of firewood, first get over the difficulties in front of him, and immediately said: "The city ...... City God...... I say, I say...... That woman, here, ......"

She may not have a very rich vocabulary, and she couldn't think of any adjectives for a while, so she held back for a long time and came out with a "head".

"Boss?" I was stunned for a moment: "The dead people in this place are all under my control, where can a woman come from to be the head of this place?" ”

"I've heard that there is such a number!" The black mole soap Li hurriedly said: "Since the last city god has no incense, we naturally can't bear it, but I heard that there is a mysterious woman around here, and I don't know where she appeared, and she actually took over this place, and the dead people within a radius of dozens of miles are afraid of her." ”

I am already the most basic "civil servant" of the ten-mile shop, and there are no other "immortals" who are younger than me at the bottom, and there is no one older than me at the top, the so-called "woman" must be just a dead person.

Look at the meaning, just now I went to the outside of the City God Temple to see me coming.

A dead man is here to make a fortune, it looks like it's crazy, I'm not afraid of the thunder hitting her!

"You say," I stared at the burner, "what is that woman, and what is the ability to reign in my land?" ”

The burner showed a look of horror: "I don't either, I don't know, she, she can eat, eat us!" We're all afraid! ”

Eating the dead? I squinted my eyes, is it a "curse"?

I used to meet a "evil" in their school in Tang Benchu, and the "evil" body was also a dead person, but he was deeply resentful, and he could increase his evil qi by eating other dead people, which was not easy to deal with.

However, the "evil" I met last time was a student before his death, and he fell in love with a living person, so it is relatively easy to deal with, and the other "evil" is not easy to say.

The king of the walking corpse is "Lu", and the king of the dead is "Sha".

It means that while the City God Temple has no master, it occupies this land, no wonder the dead people here are unscrupulous.

But at this time, it is good to come out, there is such a number one person, Lao Tzu surrendered her, and it happened to be on the ground, so that those dead people also knew that this City God Temple was no longer empty.

Let that "woman" be a "chicken" who "kills chickens and makes an example of monkeys".

I then asked the burner, "What does that woman look like?" ”

"Beautiful!" When the burner heard this topic, his words became much clearer: "It's very good-looking, I, I've never seen such a beautiful death, a dead person." ”

Yo, it's still a ghost, so it's even more fun.

I nodded and said, "Okay, then you will be my person from now on, and you will have points in your own heart for doing things." ”

When the burner heard this, he was happy, nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then looked at the dazzling offering table set by the little brother's father.

On the table, there are roast chickens and pigs' heads, all of which are "blood food", which is quite hearty.

I nodded to her, motioned to the black mole soap to let go of her, and gave her the pig's head as a reward, and she rushed to the table to pounce on it, gnawing and biting at the pig's head.

When a dead person eats an offering, in the eyes of the living, there will be nothing missing in the offering, but the taste will change - when the living eat it, it will taste the same as chewing wax, which means that the "essence" of the food is sucked by the dead person.

The black mole soap looked at me, looking like he wanted to say something.

I said, "Speak up." ”

"This city god is too busy, and there are some dead people as eyeliner," the black mole soap said cautiously: "But this burner ghost, the quality may not be reliable......"

"I don't understand, now when you employ people, what quality you want, it's not your year anymore," I replied: "Now, whether it's a living person or a dead person, it's not profitable." ”

The black mole soap looked unclear: "It's still the city god who is high, and the little one admires and admires!" Anyway, no matter what decision the city god makes, he must be saddled before and after the horse when he laughs, and he will never give up! ”

You're dead anyway, and you can't die a second time.

"Follow me and do it well, our City God Temple, sooner or later, we will be able to get up." I said in high spirits.

But before I could finish pretending, a hand poked at the eye of my backbone, which made Lao Tzu's tiger body shock, and when I looked back, it was Lu Hengchuan.

I couldn't help but be vigilant: "You dead fish-eyed, don't disturb Lao Tzu looking forward to the future." ”

"Please leave it for the future," Dead Fish Eye said in a good time, "You better solve the current crisis first, Lord Chenghuang." ”

"The immediate crisis?" I looked at him, "What do you mean?" ”

The dead fish ran to the door and made a look: "You are not blind, see for yourself." ”

I followed his line of sight to the door, and I couldn't help but "sleep".