Chapter 134
The Empress Dowager is so old that she is still on a hunger strike, and Lama Su Ma feels that she is becoming more and more unable to understand the Empress Dowager's thoughts.
"Serve it all, mourning the family, mourning the family will not eat, and the mourning family will not eat anything!"
The Empress Dowager's fat body lay on the bed and did not move, and the flesh on her chin trembled three times as soon as she spoke, but for her, who had not eaten a grain of rice for a whole day, even an ordinary bowl of white rice now had a huge attraction for her, not to mention that the table was her favorite food on weekdays.
Although she said that she would not eat, her body's reaction was very honest, and the aroma of the food still wafted into her nostrils little by little, and her stomach rumbled in embarrassment.
Su Ma Lama hurriedly served the Empress Dowager's favorite braised bear paw, this time, no matter how insistent the Empress Dowager was, she couldn't hold it at all, and finally ate the sumptuous meal on the table with great reluctance.
Of course, the Empress Dowager lost her temper again afterwards, in her opinion, whether she gained weight for no reason or couldn't hold on to eating tonight's meal, it was someone else's fault! As the Empress Dowager, she is very good at blaming others for her mistakes.
However, in the end, under the appeasement of Su Ma Lama, he only symbolically punished a few ignorant little palace maids.
After serving the Empress Dowager, Su Ma Lama walked out of the door, it was really thrilling just now, the Empress Dowager was angry, she almost couldn't cope with it, she wiped the sweat beads on her sideburns with a handkerchief, in recent years, the Empress Dowager's temperament has become more and more perverse, as if she has changed from before.
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Having said that, in fact, it is not for nothing that the Empress Dowager has become fat, and it is natural that Shu Wan has done something to make a difference.
Because the Empress Dowager has phoenix qi to protect her body, Shu Wan can't hurt her, although she can't hurt her, she can be disgusting and disgusting.
So every time Shu Wan would take advantage of the middle of the night to run to the Yongshou Palace to sprinkle some 'fairy powder' for the Queen Mother, this powder is like pollen, which will enter the human body with breathing, and this powder has no other effect, that is, it will make people irrepressibly want to eat and gain weight, and even drink a sip of cold water to gain three catties.
Shu Wan knows that there is no woman who does not love beauty, although the Empress Dowager is nearly seventy years old, but that love for beauty has not weakened at all, otherwise why would she use all kinds of plasters and incense pills every day to maintain her image?
Especially in recent years, he is a hobby of collecting ancient recipes for beauty and longevity, and his love for beauty and the speed of spending money can be compared with the later Cixi.
If it weren't for the current strong Qing Dynasty, I'm afraid that just one empress dowager would be able to lose all the money in the treasury.
Shu Wan also felt that there were a lot of doubts in this Empress Dowager, but this thought was just a flash, after all, she knew that the Qing Dynasty where she was now was had many similarities with the real Qing Dynasty in history, so the various strangeness of the Empress Dowager was also understandable.
Back to the point, the Queen Mother tried her best to maintain her youth and beauty, of course, this effort was not in vain, when the former Queen Mother and the Queen Mother sat together, they couldn't see that they were two generations at all, but felt that they were like sisters.
You must know that the Empress Dowager is sixty-five years old this year, but there are few wrinkles on her face, and even gray hair is rare, which is all piled up with money!
But now with this 'fairy powder,' no matter how much the Empress Dowager tries to do it, she can't do anything.
The Empress Dowager, who is gradually gaining weight, now has a waist circumference three times that of before, and she has lost her dignity of not being angry and arrogant before, and now she looks like a rich old peasant lady.
The Empress Dowager naturally didn't want to become like this, so she tried all kinds of weird ways to lose weight, such as hunger strikes, baths, and acupuncture, but none of these had any effect, and in the end, the imperial doctor had to tell the Empress Dowager that she must not continue to toss like this, after all, she is already old, and her body will definitely be unbearable if she continues like this, so the Empress Dowager is unwilling to give up.
At night, because Folgo was still sick, Shu Wan simply carried him to her bedroom, so that it was easy to take care of him.
Because Folgo can't drink medicine directly now, it can only be drunk by the grandmother, and then the grandmother will feed the Furguo.
After feeding, Folgo squinted his eyes and yawned a little to sleep, Shu Wan hurriedly carried him into the bedroom and put him to sleep, just then Kangxi also came, presumably knowing the news of Furguo's illness.
"The concubines see the emperor, and the emperor is blessed with gold."
Kangxi stepped forward to help her up and asked, "Where is Furguo?" I heard he was sick? ”
Shu Wan nodded, "It's much better, I'm asleep now." ”
"That's good," Kangxi breathed a long sigh of relief, leaned into her ear and whispered, "I've worked hard for you these days." ”
"The concubine is not hard, Furguo is the son of the concubine, and the concubine will naturally do her best to take care of him."
Seeing that Shu Wan's eyes were a little haggard, Kangxi couldn't help but feel distressed, "I haven't come to you these days, are you okay?" ”
"Don't worry, the emperor is very good," Shu Wan smiled lightly, and wrapped her hands around Kangxi's waist.
Kangxi shook her little hand and led her to the house, seeing that there was still a Furguo sleeping on the bed, Kangxi's face was a little unhappy.
Shu Wan smiled: "The emperor won't be so stingy and won't let Furgo sleep with his concubines, right?" ”
Kangxi glanced at her and said in a deep voice: "You just spoil children too much, they are boys, they shouldn't be so squeamish." ”
I think that when he was sick and had a fever before, he still insisted on practicing riding archery and calligraphy, how could anyone spoil him like this?
"Although they are boys, they are still young, and the concubines should naturally be spoiled and protected, and when they grow up, the concubines will naturally not care, besides, isn't there still the emperor, the emperor is a man who stands up to the sky, and with the emperor and your Ama as an example, they will not be too bad."
Shu Wan's smile was like a flower, which made Kangxi lose his mind all of a sudden, so he could only nod his head and say yes, and when he came back to his senses and wanted to refute it, Shu Wan had already gone to bed and half-lay down next to Furgo and beckoned to him, and said in a low voice: "The emperor is coming." ”
Kangxi was very dissatisfied with his performance just now, how could he be fascinated by beauty casually, his face was blue, and he asked people to come in and wait for him to take off his robe and come to Shu Wan's side, just when he wanted to do something, Shu Wan suddenly said: "Don't move, the emperor, Foerguo is still in the arms of the concubine." ”
Kangxi looked down at the villain in Shu Wan's arms who had begun to hum, and couldn't help but poke his face, which naturally made Folgo hum even more.
"Your Majesty!" Shu Wan's voice was very small, mainly because she was afraid of startling Furguo, but there was anger in it, after all, Kangxi was such a big person, how could he still worry about the villain Furguo.
Kangxi sighed helplessly, he is an emperor, how could he have suffered such a grievance, he even had to rob his own woman with his son, although Furguo is still just a small villain, but it is enough to make him jealous, Kangxi looked at Furguo with jealousy, and finally said helplessly, "I know, I will not move anymore, but, no matter what happens in the future, I can't let Furgo sleep with you." With that, he lifted the corner of his back, turned over, and pretended to be asleep.
Early the next morning, when Liang Jiugong ordered someone to come in to serve, he obviously noticed that the atmosphere was wrong, the emperor's face was gloomy, and there were two dark circles under his eyes, while the Jade Concubine Niangniang was laughing in a low voice on the side.
After Kangxi was stopped by Shu Wan last night, he really didn't have any thoughts, he just wanted to sleep well, who would have thought that Shu Wan's restless little hand touched him in the middle of the night, and he didn't want it, he was angry, and he didn't give it to him, but he didn't give it to him, saying that he was afraid of startling Folgo, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
He also knew that Furguo was sick, so he could only endure it all the time, and the result was what it is now, Kangxi calmed down for a while, and finally suppressed the restlessness in his heart.