As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly asked what the idea was, and the corpse catcher found a horn in his bag, saying that it was something that was saved by himself in the mountains, and that it was loud when he pressed it, and that it would definitely attract people, and that as long as he brought this horn and shouted on the mountain, they would definitely be able to hear it.

Isn't this the same principle as the radio in the village when I was a child?

Every afternoon, the loudspeaker in our village will sound: "Zhu Ergui, hurry home, someone from your house is here!" Niu Dapeng, your daughter-in-law has returned to her parents' house, let you remember to pick up the child, the watermelon is sweet, two cents and five pounds, grown by yourself, the cabbage is solid, there is no empty pulp, a car of twelve yuan and five ......"

Ji Ye sometimes can't find me, and he will hold a loudspeaker to shout at me: "Li Qianshu, where are you going, hurry up and go home, Ji Ye said that if you don't come back, the braised pork is finished!" ”

Not to mention, I'm quite nostalgic.

The mountain is empty, and the sound should be quite far away, didn't we just hear the sound of the dementor bell used to drive away the corpse from the mountain stream, and then we were saved.

So I picked up the horn and coughed inside, but the sound was so loud that it almost knocked people to the ground.

Lu Hengchuan took it and swept his dead fish eyes: "Are you stupid?" The cave girls have just left, and you want to bring them back? ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "No, no, you come, you come." ”

Lu Hengchuan took the horn at this time, went out to find a relatively high place, and shouted in a clear voice outside: "Taiqingtang, gather at the Dead Corpse Inn!" Taiqingtang, the corpse inn gathers! ”

Coupled with the point of "single room 99, standard room 105", it is really a bit of the charm of a loudspeaker broadcaster when I was a child.

Tang Benchu looked at my expression and asked worriedly, "Master, you ...... Mr. Lu" As he spoke, the fingers of the two hands were paired, and a heart shape was made: "Why is this really the relationship?" Isn't this Mr. Lu the junior of you and Sister Tingting? ”

"Three, you're big!" As soon as I heard this, I was angry again, but I still gave him a slap on the head: "Listening to the wind is rain, and you can't tell the rumors, are you stupid?" Warn you, if you talk nonsense, I will expel you from the school. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare," Tang Benchu screamed when he was beaten by me: "I definitely won't tell Sister Tingting, Master, don't worry!" ”

Where is your mother!

And at this time, the shopkeeper leaned over and laughed: "This...... Little brother, can you come back with the transformation of the one-legged god? ”

I pondered for a moment and said, "After all, it's the first time I've dealt with this kind of thing, and I really don't know what it is, but the buckets are empty, so I shouldn't come to trouble you, the so-called evil gods, in fact, are also formed by some dirty things that have been worshiped by people, and you also put away the awe, as the saying goes, if you don't have desire, you are strong, he can't find your weakness, and it's not so easy to appear again." ”

The shopkeeper's face turned a little pale: "Then, what if it really appears?" ”

"Then you should review and examine yourself, whether you are greedy again."

"This ......" The shopkeeper looked weak-hearted and glanced at the room of gold bricks.

I continued: "I heard that there are many children in the mountains who can't afford to study or eat lunch, and I also heard that there are old people in the mountains who can't afford to see a doctor and can't go down the mountain. ”

The shopkeeper's face was full of pain, but the corpse chaser nodded again and again: "I know what to do, thank you, brother, thank you, brother." ”

At this time, Lu Hengchuan came back from outside, and sure enough, it didn't take long for Lei Tingting and Wang Deguang to rush over, Lei Tingting came in and looked at me, and first saw the injury on the back of my hand, and her face suddenly turned bad: "How did you get it?" ”

I told the story again, and Lei Tingting took out the bucket, but because the bucket had been thrown into the water by Lu Hengchuan, it had been washed clean, and there was nothing left.

As soon as Wang Deguang came in, he just looked at the feng shui of this corpse inn, and after reading it, he looked at the corpse chaser and the shopkeeper with sympathy and said: "The house is heavy, and ghosts come to play tricks; Committing evil spirits outside, dark diseases at home, there must have been dirty things here. ”

This sentence stunned the shopkeeper and the corpse chaser: "That's right, that's right." ”

Wang Deguang looked at the back window, and then said: "The lives of the two of you are quite hard, there is a big pit behind the house, the main culprit is short by the main road, and it is still at the intersection of the T-shaped road, which means that the accident has occurred, and ordinary people may not be able to stand it anymore." ”

If it weren't for me, these two people would almost be unable to survive, and the shopkeeper was busy asking how this house should be modified to avoid disasters, Wang Deguang waved his hand: "You yourself are also doing this kind of business, you have a spectrum in your heart, if you want to live, this place is unlivable." ”

The shopkeeper suffered another blow to his heart, and the whole person wilted.

When a group of us came out of the mountain after repairing, Tang Benchu was still a little curious: "Master, do you say they will do what you say?" ”

"Then who knows," I replied, "but the one-legged god will probably be looking at them, right?" It has nothing to do with me. ”

"One-legged God, can you really come back?" Tang Benchu was dumbfounded: "Didn't you say that it has been melted?" ”

"This evil thing originally grew from the human heart, and like a seed, it needs greed to take root and sprout." I replied, "There will always be people who have nourishment in their hearts to worship them, existence is reasonable, abnormality is demons." ”

Tang Benchu didn't understand it, and scratched his head vigorously, as if he didn't understand very well: "Master's speech is the same as a Buddhist scripture, I understand it thoroughly." ”

When the car and horse returned to the door, I reported to Mr. Big, who listened while playing ghost chess with me, and when I heard that the big mother was dead, I thought he would be surprised, but there was no surprise at all: "At our age, this is not bad news." ”

I also understand that seventy knows the destiny of heaven, but at this time, it is probably quite sad to see that the old friends around me have gone to places that can never come back.

"But you've done a good job," Mr. Big smiled: "In this way, I will rest assured, and when I also have a big mother, you will be in my position, and you may experience a lot of things you can't think of, and you must remember that your heart cannot change." ”

I'm also very hard-suffering and sinful: "Mr. Big, don't say such unlucky words, Peng Zu lived for 800 years, where are you?" Also, actually, I'm ...... about the things above."

"This is your life, look at the past, there is no better offspring than you in the circle." Mr. Big flicked the ghost chess in his hand: "If Li Kesheng were still alive, he would let you do it." ”

I still wanted to speak, but Mr. Big put the ghost chess down: "General, you lost." ”

Only then did I realize that I hadn't noticed it just now, Mr. Big's chess pieces had quietly outflanked my handsome camp, which made people break out in a cold sweat: "It's still Mr. Big." ”

"I'm just going to outlive you, and if you reach my age, the future is uncertain." Mr. Big smiled, revealing the neat white teeth that the elderly rarely have, like fake, but not fake: "I'm tired of the merger of the north and the south for a while, and the next things here will depend on you." ”

I was stunned, it sounded, could it be that something big would happen "above"?

"Mister Big means ......"

"You'll know when the time comes." Mr. Big stacked the ghost chess pieces one by one: "But you're busy, but not now, you take advantage of those bad things before they come, take a good rest, don't come to help these days, and come back when you recharge." ”

That is, give me a vacation first?

I had to agree, thinking about what could happen, but as soon as I went out, I ran into Xiao Mao again, and when Xiao Mao saw me, he suddenly came to his senses: "Brother Qianshu, I heard that you went on a business trip this time, and you just came back?" ”

I nodded: "Running too far, tired like a dog." ”

Speaking of which, I remembered that Xiao Mao had been searching for "my brother", and took the opportunity to ask: "Brother Mao Lin, I haven't been in the county seat for a while, recently, is there any whereabouts of my brother's dog?" ”