Help me clean up my clothes?

I looked at the clothes I was wearing in confusion, and saw that they were clean, without any stains or traces of washing.

"Niu Lily, don't lie! Tell me, what the hell have you done to me? ”

The other party sneered, "I said I QJ you, do you believe it?" ”

I was speechless.

This woman is too sassy to speak, one QJ at a time, without blushing at all, and smiling, what a... Irritating.

"Don't believe it, right. Of course not. When a man is drunk, that thing can't be hard at all, and if it can't be hard, of course it can't get in. Unless hard plugged. The old lady is a serious woman, and she won't do such a thing..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it." I couldn't take it anymore and turned to leave the room.

I just can't take it.

I feel like I should get out of this woman quickly.

"Wait a minute!"

Niu Lili stopped me, "Don't you want to hear the truth, I'll tell you now." ”

I turned around and said, "Say!" ”

"I didn't give the roses."

"It's a slut!" My head buzzed, and when I turned to walk again, I was stopped by the other party, "Stop!" ”

"Niu Lily, what do you want to do?" I roared. At this time, I only have one thought now, immediately go to Huang Yijia and ask her to give me an explanation, didn't you say that the roses were given by Niu Lili, your best friend denied it herself, what else do you have to say?

"Brother Yang, don't be so emotional." Niu Lili pointed to the sofa in the room, "You sit down, I can't eat you." ”

I saw that the other person seemed to have something to say to me, and my emotions eased. The other party is Huang Yijia's best friend, but he told me the truth, and there must be a reason.

Yes, you should be calm when you are in trouble. What should have happened, has already happened, and the only way to face it is to face it.

Niu Lili unhurriedly took out a cigarette and lit it, and after spitting out a string of smoke rings with a very elegant movement, she looked at me with a smile, "Brother Yang, don't you want to know who gave the roses to Huang Yijia?" ”

"Say it."

Seeing that my eyes were red, Niu Lili sneered, "To be honest, I really don't know who gave the roses to Huang Yijia." However, I can responsibly say to you that the person who sent flowers to Huang Yijia must be a man, a man whose career is very successful and much better than you..."

"Your wife Huang Yijia is beautiful and sexy, so naturally someone pursues her. I know my best friend very well, she is arrogant, and she will ignore ordinary suitors. Therefore, the one who gives her roses and can make her accept it must be a handsome and dashing man with a very successful career..."

"Nonsense!"

I interrupted Niu Lili, "Huang Yijia is my wife, she is married and has children, how can anyone chase her?" You don't talk nonsense! ”

"Brother Yang, your thinking is too traditional." Niu Lili spat out a string of smoke rings and looked at me with a pitiful look, "What era is it now, you are still so dull and open, you are really a student of archaeology, an antique." ”

Seeing that I didn't understand, she said, "Tell me about myself." My Niu Lili was a clothing seller at the beginning, and I was tired and tired of barely being able to support myself, and then the physical store failed, so I opened an online store. On the Internet, I met a group of friends from Tiannan and Haibei, and after communicating with my friends, I realized that I had lived in vain. People work hard all their lives for something, isn't it just for enjoyment, so I saw it..."

"Actually, between men and women, it's nothing more than the crotch. How boring and boring it is for a man to sleep with only one woman in his life, and vice versa, if a woman is only arched by a pig in her life, she will not be disgusted to death. Therefore, life should be more colorful, it should be more colorful..."

"At the beginning, my boyfriend went abroad to work and came back to me to release it, and then I asked him not to come back, I told him that there are many foreign girls, what are you tossing back and forth on the plane, you stupid pig won't solve it locally, you can't grasp the opportunity to change your taste..."

I was dumbfounded.

Unexpectedly, Huang Yijia's best friend is such a woman.

I don't think I can listen to it anymore. I suddenly felt scared. I suspect that Niu Lily stripped me naked and videotaped me, but of course she must be in the camera.

It's not impossible. This kind of woman can do anything.

"So, don't struggle with a bouquet of roses. You don't care who gives it to you, as long as your wife keeps it. In addition, this shows that your wife is attractive, she has been married for several years, she has children, and there are even men who send roses to express their love to her. It's enviable..."

"Brother Yang, you have to work hard, you have to be kind to your wife. Your wife is the principal of the Interstellar Dance School immediately, and she is worth more than five million, and she has already ranked among the ranks of successful strong women in Ningzhou City. It's too late for you to please your wife now, and you still doubt this and that. I can say to you responsibly..."

Niu Lili looked at me sadly, "The day when you will be kicked by your wife is not far off." ”

Seeing that I didn't speak, Niu Lili handed me a cigarette and lit it for me, and then her tone softened, "So you have to change your thinking, don't think about that little in the crotch of men's and women's pants, you have to learn to enjoy it." Men should take a long-term view, having three wives and four concubines is called ability, and vice versa, women are the same..."

"The premise of enjoyment is to have money, and if you don't have money, you can enjoy it. Therefore, nothing is as important as getting rich. Brother Yang, you should understand why I came to you, right? ”

I was a little dizzy by the other party's nonsense, I didn't have time to figure out what the other party meant by saying these words to me, seeing the other party staring at me after speaking, I took a hard puff of cigarette and replied, "Don't talk useless, what do you want to say?" ”

Niu Lili walked over and closed the door of the room tightly, and then came over to lower her voice, "Brother Yang, your level of appraising antiques is not low, this craft can't be so wasted." ”

As soon as I heard that, I understood. The other party is going to get to the point.

"What? Have you found a way to make a fortune for me? ”

"Brother Yang, you are too smart, you can understand it at all." Niu Lili smiled, her red lips close to my ear, "I have a channel to collect a large number of antiques. Things are absolutely real, they are all good treasures, but I can't be sure of the age and value of things, and I need to find someone who knows how to identify them, so I thought of you, Brother Yang..."

"I've inquired, you're working for Yan Hao at the Sunflower Auction House now, and it's not been long since then, right. Brother Yang, how can you follow Yan Hao, that person is a stingy ghost, you will never make a fortune by working with him. Listen to me, hurry up and leave the sunflower auction house, let's cooperate, I will provide the source, and you will be responsible for the identification. After determining the age and value, I will find another channel to sell the thing..."

"This is definitely a shortcut to make a fortune and make a windfall, no more, just sell a few pieces and it will be enough for us to enjoy for a lifetime."

"Of course, this kind of pie-in-the-sky thing must be absolutely confidential, only you know it, and you must not let a third person know."

After Niu Lili finished speaking, Langsheng smiled, "Brother Yang, when you get rich and have money, your horizons will naturally be broadened, and your realm will be improved, and you will no longer stare at your wife's one-third of an acre." When the time comes, I'll find you a few foreign girls, the kind with high education and good looks, and find you with big breasts and thin waists, and after you change your taste, you will know what life is and what it means to live in vain in your life..."

"Don't say it." I interrupted, "I'm not going to work with you." ”

"Why?"

"Your stuff is from an unknown source, and I don't want to get into trouble." I'm more subtle. I know that the antiques Niu Lili said are all from the tomb robbers.

"Unknown?"

Niu Lili pursed her lips disdainfully, she casually picked up a cup from the table, "Tell me, did you buy this cup with money, or was it a gift from someone, or where did you pick it up?" Not sure, right? So, as long as it appears here, it's coming from the right way. I'll give you another analogy..."

"Some women look very serious, but in fact they are very angry. Be serious during the day, and when you take off your clothes at night, do you know if the man who fell on her is her husband or her lover? So, let me ask you, do you say that such a woman is right or not..."