Chapter 137: Dog God
"Try it, try it. ”
Zhou Mingyang couldn't help his curiosity, Sha Wujing saw this and reached out to get the crystal ball, Zhou Mingyang slapped his hand away,
"Be careful, Brother Sha, it's best not to touch this thing directly with your hands. ”
He went to the bushes and broke two thin branches, made bamboo chopsticks, picked up the moon gold wheel, and put it towards the groove of the crystal ball.
Unexpectedly, when the moon golden wheel was still a few inches away from the groove of the crystal ball, it flew into it by itself with a swish, and it was a perfect fit.
The two of them were amazed when they saw this, and at this time, the inside of the crystal ball began to crack, producing several fine cracks, at first Zhou Mingyang thought that he was dazzled and misunderstood, and after a while, there were more and more cracks, and it looked like it was about to burst.
Zhou Mingyang and Sha Wujing were horrified in their hearts, and hurriedly fled into the distance, but fortunately, the big explosion before did not happen again, but there was a click behind them, like the sound of a porcelain bowl breaking on the ground.
Zhou Mingyang looked back and saw that in the broken crystal ball, there was a shadow floating out, like a ghost.
It slowly floated to the ground, and when it was about to land, the shadow stretched out its four feet and stood firm on the ground.
"What's that?"
Sha Wujing and Zhou Mingyang took a few steps closer in unison:
It has a black and white body, shiny fur, four small short legs standing straight on the ground, eyes closed, a black nose standing at the front of the face, two ears hanging on both sides of the head, and a fluffy tail behind the buttocks wagging from side to side, which looks particularly cute.
The creature in front of him was so familiar that Sha Wujing and Zhou Mingyang stared at each other for a long time, and neither of them spoke first, for fear that they would be ridiculed by the other party if they said something wrong.
Zhou Mingyang finally couldn't stand it anymore, he said weakly,
"This little thing looks like a dog, right?"
Sha Wujing nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice,
"Yes, it should be a dog's ghost, to be exact, but this ghost must be extraordinary, otherwise it wouldn't be sealed in such a high-end cargo. ”
"Well, you have a point. ”
At this time, the ghost dog had opened its eyes, and it quickly browsed the surrounding environment, and howled loudly,
"Cave up Bala Elao and three drops of halon sauce purple are the ...... of departure"
It chattered a lot, but the two of them didn't understand a word, and they looked at the strange puppy in front of them confused.
The ghost dog lowered its head and glanced at the two of them quickly, and when he saw their puzzled faces, he suddenly came to his senses, and his voice changed, and he said in a different tone,
"Ah, more than 3,000 years, this god has been sleeping in this divine ball for more than 3,000 years, who woke this god from his slumber?
After speaking, it opened its eyes as if it had just seen the two people on the side, and asked softly,
"Humble mortals, did you two awaken this god?"
Look at the meaning, this ghost dog is still a fairy?
The two looked at each other, and Sha Wujing whispered to Zhou Mingyang,
"Could it be that it's the same as the Venerable Master, and it's a human consciousness attached to the puppy?
Zhou Mingyang was about to speak, but unexpectedly, the ghost dog took all the words Sha Wujing said, and it immediately howled loudly,
"Ah, ignorant mortals, what kind of divine sense, ghosts are messy, shallow ignorance has always been a common problem of you human beings, given that you have no intention of offending, this god will forgive you for this sin of disrespect, this god solemnly introduces to you, I, the great beast god Guabi, is called, by the way, ask you two, what is this place, and who is the biggest guy?"
Well?
When the two of them first heard that the puppy in front of them was actually a beast god, they were in awe, and even their oblique feet were straightened, and they were listening to this teaching intently, when they heard it ask, they were stunned for a moment.
Sha Wujing pondered for a while before he understood what it meant,
"The beast god is, that, this is the Water Moon Mirror Flower in the Northern Regions, and our biggest one here is the East King, but he is not a god, the Central Plains believes in the seven main gods, and the current Heavenly Father seems to be the god of justice, Snow. ”
Guabi's eyes lit up when he heard this,
"Tsk, Northern Regions? What a barren place this is, even the gods refuse to patronize it! Heavenly Father Snow? That guy can only say that he can barely see it, but he didn't expect that as soon as the beast king fell asleep, let them take advantage of the loophole, there are really no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are the overlords." ”
It sighed, and then howled loudly,
"I, the great dog god Guabi, is an existence comparable to that snow, no, it is an existence that crushes the seven main gods, you two mortals are so lucky to meet me, haha, what is your wish? This god can help you realize it with a snap of your fingers!"
"What, dog, dog god?"
Zhou Mingyang was very puzzled.
"Oh, it was a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, it's not a dog god but a beast god! You two ignorant mortals definitely misheard it just now, but do you have to dwell on these details? Didn't you notice the point of my words?"
Guabi couldn't help but be a little annoyed when he saw that the two of them hadn't even paid attention to the great gift he had promised to help the two of them fulfill their wishes.
Its face was pale, and its little tail flicked on the ground more and more frequently.
What kind of beast god could this teddy-like puppy be?
Zhou Mingyang looked left and right, but he didn't find any place that looked like a god.
Unlike Zhou Mingyang, Sha Wujing has lived in the Fengyue Continent since he was a child, and he has heard some of all kinds of myths and stories, although there are few religions in the Northern Regions, and there are few people who believe in gods, but the ghost dog in front of him is indeed a little mysterious.
And listening to its tone, it was quite disdainful of that day Father Snow, and said that he would help them realize their wishes, how could this not make him overjoyed?
Although he knew that even in Xiniu Hezhou, where the orcs were everywhere, the beast gods there had not shown miracles for nearly a thousand years, let alone the true body that had come to this world.
Sha Wujing ran in front of Guabi in a few steps, he bent down and bowed forty-five degrees, made a respectful salute, and said in a sincere tone,
"Honorable Beast God Guabi, please forgive me, what, our mortal ignorance, you said that you can help us fulfill our wishes, I don't know if it's true or not?"
Guabi continued to howl,
"O lowly mortal, you must keep your head in awe, and in the presence of the beast god Guabi, you must keep your head in the dust, and do not have the slightest thought of disrespect and doubt. ”
Sha Wujing immediately came to his senses, he hurriedly bent his knees completely, and his whole body fell to the ground, and he made a five-body gift.
Guabi nodded with satisfaction, and his relief was beyond words, and he glanced at Zhou Mingyang, who was still standing motionless,
"You, a humble being, still have disrespect and suspicion for the beast god with boundless power?"
Sha Wujing hurriedly glanced at the indifferent Zhou Mingyang, but Zhou Mingyang made up his mind to talk and said.
You say you are a beast god, and I also say that I am a Buddha, do you know the Buddha?
Guabi's erect left ear drooped down again,
"You're not talking nonsense, from your memory just now, this beast god has seen the appearance of the Buddha you said, he is the guy who is coiled on the lotus platform, and his head is full of bags? ”
Zhou Mingyang's heart was excited:
He has also done an analysis after coming here for so long, the scientific and technological civilization of this world is far behind the previous life, and it should be an ancient civilization compared to the civilization of the earth, there is no doubt that there is no Buddhism in this world at all, or it has not been born yet, so what the puppy said just now is not made up.
So, what kind of beast god is this teddy dog?
"O lowly mortal, this god has insight into the opportunity, haven't you been impressed by my divine might?"
Your sister, I'd rather believe it than believe it, kneel and kneel, and it will be regarded as going to the grave during the Qingming Festival.
Zhou Mingyang comforted himself, he learned from Sha Wujing's appearance, and fell to his knees on the ground.
"Aha, lowly mortals, you are not hopeless at all, the great beast god Guabi accepts your submission, from now on you must listen carefully to my oracle, this god will also be generous to you, in view of the fact that there are no gods in this northern region to patronize, I, the great beast god Guabi intends to set up a god here, you are the first two luckiest missionaries!"
"What, missionary? What's the good of this?"
Sha Wujing is not clear about religion at all.
"Short-sighted mortals, since then, you two have been the agents of my Guabi Beast God in this northern region and even the entire world, the first group of elders of the great Beast God Church, and will lead thousands of followers in the future, what false cults such as the Seven Lord Gods will be swallowed up and eliminated by me one by one, yes, it is to uproot the church of the old boy of Xueno, how about it, just thinking about it makes me very excited and excited, right?"
Sha Wujing blushed and had a thick neck, panting like a cow, obviously shocked by its majestic plan.
Zhou Mingyang was unmoved, and the suspicion in his heart deepened:
What new religion does not have to go through bloodshed and fighting? It does not go through dozens or hundreds of years of baptism? Besides, this missionary is not a Lalang match, and you can just find two people to make up the number?
Take a step back and say that even if this teddy dog is really a beast god, then the seven main gods of the Central Plains naturally exist, how many years have the seven main gods taken root in the Fengyue Continent?
So, this teddy dog is clearly fooling people!
Sha Wujing's face suddenly turned a little pale, he didn't think that Guabi was fooling, but thought of a practical question:
The words of this beast god have already shown that it is hostile to the seven main gods, in other words, it is the leader of the heresy cult, and if he surrenders to it, he will naturally become a heretic, and the heretic is like a rat crossing the street in the Central Plains, and everyone shouts and beats it.
Fortunately, this is the Northern Regions, and Sha Wujing's heart is comforted a lot.