0018 Ghost Pioneer
I didn't hear clearly, so I looked up and asked in disbelief, "What are you talking about?"
"I said my JB head was numb!"
Fang Fatzi turned his head in despair, and shouted without shame: "Ouch! Brother Yi, my JB head is really unconscious! What's the matter!? Driver, you stop and make a U-turn! Get me to the hospital! ”
"What the hell is going on?"
I watched the qi in his body return to a normal state, and it seemed to be three points stronger than before, as if he lent out the innate qi as a loan shark, and the borrowed money was repaid in a day with interest.
"Looks like it's okay again."
Fang Fatzi didn't seem to care about the driver next to him, shamelessly touched his little brother a few times through his pants, and saw that he was still able to muster up his courage, so he sighed in disappointment.
"Who haven't you been in contact with in the past two days? You're not right, huh? "I asked anxiously, after all, this is an important organ used to pass on the ancestry, if I can't give birth to a little fat in the future, where will I get a big nephew who doesn't need money!
Fang Fatzi recalled carefully: "I haven't touched anyone!" Just yesterday with that demon baby, what happened for a while. ”
Saying this, Fang Fatzi clapped his hands suddenly, raised his head and almost hit the roof of the shed, and shouted in surprise: "! I remember! I drank too much at night to touch that demon baby! She looks like she's wearing a fucking white outfit, and her fucking feet are off the ground! It can't be a ghost, I said why do you feel like it's cold inside, she doesn't scream, she just stares at me like a dead mother, I think it's frigidity......"
"Ding!"
After Fang Fatzi finished speaking, the system prompt sounded.
"Congratulations to the host for triggering the daily side quest "Ghost Pioneer", please ask the host to help friends solve emotional problems in their private lives, and the reward is one month of life."
It's over, as soon as the system mother called, I completely understood, Fang Fatzi drank too much, didn't find the right way to make an appointment with P, and properly dried something that shouldn't be done.
And there must be some marks left by the family, it is estimated that Fang Fatzi didn't come out of the hotel with me tonight, so he may have to ask the family to come to the door, and he will definitely have to let the family take something away at that time.
I can imagine the picture in my mind, the female ghost is holding the watermelon knife in her left hand, holding the little DD in her right hand, and in an instant, the knife is falling and falling, the blood is flowing like a river, and before leaving, the corpse of the fat man on the other side spits 24K alloy thick phlegm.
I covered my face and tried my best to stifle my laughter: "Poof...... Fatty! You're going to finish! These eight or nine are not far from ten, you are saying that you are the wrong thing, people endure humiliation and are ready to take revenge tonight, you hide tonight, and you will be enough to choke tomorrow night! Bad fate, bad fate! ”
"Brother Yi! You've got to help me! ”
At this time, Fang Fatzi definitely regarded me as the last straw.
"Okay!"
I said with a profiteer's face: "Help you, I must help you, if you help me pay a year's rent, I will help you."
"! It's all this time, are you still worried about this rent? ”
Fang Fatzi was really desperate in his heart, and continued with a sad face: "You can help me solve it, not to mention one year's rent, two years' rent is fine!" Money is good to say, life is important, and the little brother is even more important! ”
"Don't be afraid, show your braggart skills!"
I first sneered, then looked at the face of life, and reluctantly said: "Don't be afraid, your brother and I will definitely solve it for you, let's first understand the matter in front of us, and tomorrow you will rent a house for me." After renting the house, we are studying the matter of your ghost. ”
"Okay......"
Fang Fat lowered his head in frustration and said thoughtfully: "Brother Yi! My little brother can't be scrapped, right...... I'm not fooling around again! ”
"Can you stop pulling it!"
The driver who drove the car couldn't stand it, and with a thick local accent, he pulled the calf vigorously: "I have also been driving for a few years, and I have encountered some evil things, you are nothing, let me tell you, impotence is a mental illness, the more you feel that you can't do it, the more he can't, you have to think in your heart that he can do it, he is harder than anyone else."
"Really?"
Fang Fatzi's confused eyes rejuvenated: "Then I'm still afraid of a JB, the title of the first small motor in Songdong, it's not called for nothing!"
"That's right."
The driver may feel that driving a night car is really boring, and finally come across a fun thing, of course, you have to poke and poke and poke, so the fat man who can flicker than me can say: "Brother! Shout to my brother, Ollie give! ”
"Ollie!" Fang Fat Man pulled his neck and shouted.
The driver couldn't hide his smile and followed the rhythm: "Ollie!" That's it! ”
"Ollie! That's it! ”
"Ollie! That's it! ”
……
When the car drove to the place, Fang Fatzi's voice was already hoarse, and he and the driver had to yell at each other in the car for twenty minutes.
After paying and getting out of the car, Fang Fatzi's aisle posture also changed, becoming an outer figure, and he walked called a man with a strong and majestic style, as if everyone owed him 2580,000 yuan.
I rubbed my ears and followed him, observing the scene in front of me.
The community in front of me is an ordinary six-storey building that is not new, there are eight buildings in total, and each side by side residential building has 16 households, divided into eight units.
The construction style is very simple, the greening is clean, the small playground usually has fitness equipment, and the magnetic field is not mixed, which is very suitable for buying for parents to care for.
About more than 100 meters away, there is a construction site that has just finished laying the foundation, and a small number of workers who are not very quiet are still working as usual. It is predicted that this is the school that Fang Fatzi said, but it has not been built now.
Fang Fatzi took me into the fourth floor of Unit 8 of Building 4.
Standing in front of the security door, Fang Fatzi took out the key prepared in advance, opened the door lock, and led me into the house.
I stood at the door and did not rush into the house for the first time, but unloaded the canvas bag, just in case, I took out the incense from the inside, held it in the palm of my hand, and then put the canvas bag on my back before I dared to cross the iron threshold.
"Brother Yi......"
Fang Fat Sensibly took two steps back to the side and gave me a way to get out of the way.
"It's okay, don't be afraid."
I held the incense in my left hand, and my right hand formed a sword finger handprint and buckled it at the position of the incense head, and the pace under my feet was very slow, as if I was a thief, and I didn't dare to make any sound, for fear of disturbing anyone to rest.
This house, there is a bedroom on the east and south sides, the middle is the living room, the toilet is parallel to the west security door, and the kitchen and balcony are facing the east bedroom door, and there is nothing particular about the decoration, not even a basic refrigerator, there is a sofa in the living room, a big head old black TV is placed on the TV cabinet, and there is a coffee table sandwiched between the sofa of the TV.
"Hmm......"
I walked over to the coffee table, stopped, and sniffed the room until it was weird and didn't ask for any "weird smell".
"What time is it? The toilet where the old lady died, was that door? ”
I whispered to Fang Fatzi, who was in a daze.
"Huh? Oh! ”
Fang Fatzi's eyes were distracted, and he glanced at the electronic watch on his wrist in confusion: "It's almost ten o'clock in the evening, and the one in front of your left hand is the toilet."
"Bang dang!"
At this time, the toilet suddenly burst into a heavy muffled sound.
"Shh
I gestured to the fat man who had been frightened not to be startled.
"I'll go and see ......"
I gave me a command, and then I crouched down with my thighs slightly, leaned my feet, and walked step by step towards the place where it belonged to the toilet.
"Oops!"
An old lady's inarticulate but unusually striking screams of pain shook both of us at the same time.
"Gollum ......"
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and walked over to the toilet door, raising my foot to kick the door.
"I'm going to die......"
The old lady's voice was very weak, as if she was muttering to herself, and her tone was full of reluctance and unwillingness to the world.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”
Suddenly, the painting style changed again, as if the last potential of the human adrenaline burst out before dying, and the unreasonable bombardment smashed the toilet door, trying to find the living to save themselves.
I watched the glass of the toilet door tremble, watched the toilet door being chiseled open little by little, watched a passing crack form, and watched the hot and white smoke of blood flowing from the bottom of the door to the sneakers on my feet.
A withered palm with five fingers stained with dark red blood stretched out from the toilet door, and pointed at me with a trembling index finger very dramatically.
"It's the New Year in the first month~The first day of the New Year~"
The TV suddenly turned on, but there were only white snowflakes floating on the screen, and the sound of poor signal and the noisy and cheerful two-person turn, jingling, filled the whole room.
"Fuck you!"