Chapter 34: Unclean Urine

Ye Ze hurriedly got up, washed up briefly, and when he came out, the medical staff had arrived, and Hua Zhemin was coming in from outside.

"Doctor Ye, there is a patient yelling in the one-day ward."

Hua Zhemin had a smile in the corner of his eyes that couldn't be concealed, and he looked at Ye Ze and said, "You go and deal with him, I will organize personnel to check the room here, and it will be over soon." ”

"Good!" Ye Ze knew that it might be Shen Man who said something to himself, so he could only agree.

In the hallway, the patient's voice was louder, almost wailing, and the doorway had already attracted several patients to watch.

Ye Ze followed the sound and walked over, and those who were hospitalized here all knew Ye Ze and knew that it was the divine doctor who came, so they hurriedly made way for Ye Ze.

This is a four-person room, and there are three patients outside, and they can't stand it anymore at this time, and they all go out and wait, only on the bed by the window inside, a young man in his early thirties is lying and wailing.

This person saw Ye Ze come in, covered his head, and his voice was louder, and the whole floor could hear it.

Although Shen Man had said it to himself, Ye Ze also had to take a closer look, don't really have any pain, his eyes immediately flashed, and he took a closer look at his head.

There is no problem with the young man's head at all, even the cervical spine is fine, and it will not hurt the head.

Looking down further, I can really see the problem, but it won't affect the headache.

Ye Ze knew in his heart, looked at the patient and asked, "You have a headache?" ”

"Ah, I have a headache, I can't help it!"

The young man looked at Ye Ze and shouted again: "It hurts, deal with it for me, it's going to explode, quickly!" ”

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside.

A person came in, it was Dean Huang Wanlin Huang, followed by Zhang Qizheng, all frowning.

Ye Ze understood at a glance that Huang Wanlin must have scolded Hua Zhemin because of the fake diamond.

I don't know what Hua Zhemin can do, so he eased the relationship and made an appointment to deal with himself, otherwise Zhang Qizheng would not have been so coincidental and followed.

Just after the two deans came in, Hua Zhemin came with a kind of medical staff.

"Ye Ze, what the hell are you doing?"

Hua Zhemin came in and shouted: "I've let you come here for so long, you just stand here, let the patient cry in pain, and alarm the two deans, you doctor have a fart?" ”

As soon as these words came out, several doctors and nurses who were in the doctor's office just now all showed disdainful eyes, including Wen Ruoshui, who frowned and glared at Hua Zhemin with big eyes.

Obviously, when he just came over, he didn't say that, and Dr. Ye had just come over.

"I've shown it to the patient."

Ye Ze didn't refute anything with him, and said lightly: "This patient's head is not sick. ”

"You fart!"

The patient quit and covered his head and yelled, "I'm not sick and came to you?" You bullshit doctor, you're nothing, what's the use of you? ”

"Ye Ze, this is your work attitude?"

Hua Zhemin's first deputy director's situation: "You have been here for so long, even if you give the patient an emergency treatment and an injection of painkillers, it can be regarded as your dedication, but what about you?" ”

Huang Wanlin deliberately frowned at this time and glanced at Zhang Qizheng, and shook his head slightly, the meaning is also very obvious, this doctor can't do it!

Zhang Qizheng knew Ye Ze's level, but he didn't say anything, but his brows furrowed a little deeper.

"This patient, I said that your head is not sick, but I did not say that you are not sick elsewhere, and it is very serious."

Ye Ze ignored Hua Zhemin and looked at the patient, with a nervous look on his face: "I'm not scaring you, you must have symptoms, is it usually urgent, frequent, the lower part of the back, the upper part of the thigh, often persistent pain?" ”

This patient was originally holding his head and shouting in pain, and the few words just now were also shouted out with wailing, at this time, looking at Ye Ze's demeanor, after hearing these words, his voice suddenly became much quieter, and his eyes were still secretly looking at Ye Ze.

"It's not the main thing!"

Ye Ze continued: "Prostate cancer, there are still a few typical symptoms, the urine is not clean, and there are still a few drops on the pants after the job, if you want to say that there is, it is not good when you do that, right?" ”

There were already a lot of patients outside the door, and they all laughed when they heard Ye Ze say it was funny.

However, the young man didn't laugh, he shouted quieter, raised his head to look at Ye Ze and asked, "This doctor, you said I have prostate cancer?" ”

"Do you have any of these symptoms?"

Ye Ze was not in a hurry, and asked, "If there is, you can talk to me, this can not be delayed." ”

"Don't listen to his nonsense!"

Hua Zhemin was anxious, how did this friend do it, and he cooperated with Ye Ze: "Prostate cancer, is it so easy to detect?" He came to take a look, and there was cancer? ”

Hua Zhemin is reminding the patient, pay attention, he lied to you, cooperate with me as soon as possible and clean him up!

"Director Hua, he's right."

The young man shook his head and said, "I really have the symptoms that this doctor said!" ”

People are cowardly, compared to their lives, it is still important to be ghostly, Ye Ze is right, this young man knows it himself.

A loud voice at the door shouted, "Admit it!" Isn't it okay to do that? ”

"Doctor Ye is right!"

Another person shouted, "You pee your pants, you haven't done it in your crotch, right?" ”

Everyone suddenly burst into laughter, and Doctor Ye didn't say that his pants hadn't been dried, and when something came into the mouths of these two people, it changed its taste, and it was always the two of them shouting along.

"Doctor Ye, tell me quickly, I have prostate cancer?" The young man was terrified.

"Let me ask you first, does your head hurt badly?"

Ye Ze deliberately asked: "If you have two diseases, I want to see which one to treat first, and the other may be delayed." ”

"It doesn't hurt my head!"

The young man hurriedly said, "Am I prostate cancer?" ”

Now everyone understands that this patient has been shouting all morning, all pretending, and his head doesn't hurt at all!

"Your prostate is fine!"

Ye Ze waited for everyone to understand, and then said: "Just go back and eat some norfloxacin, let's go, don't shout here!" ”

"Huh?"

The young man was also dizzy, and was so frightened that he admitted that he pretended to have a headache, but there was no cancer, and he couldn't help but stare at his eyes and ask, "Didn't you just say that there are symptoms of prostate cancer?" I do, but how can I say no? ”

"Listen, I'm talking about the typical symptoms of prostate cancer, not that you have prostate cancer!"

Ye Ze smiled slightly: "The symptoms of prostate cancer and prostatitis are almost the same, you are fine!" ”

Everyone laughed at this time, indeed, Ye Ze didn't say that he had prostate cancer, just said the symptoms of prostate cancer, and everyone heard it.

The young man was also dumbfounded, Hua Zhemin was also dumbfounded, and glanced at Huang Wanlin.

Huang Wanlin also glared at Hua Zhemin fiercely angrily.

Today, he originally said that he would cooperate with Ye Ze, but he got it to this point, and the matter of pretending to be sick was exposed!

At this time, two white suits came in at the door and pushed the people at the door open.

It was Zheng Bin in the middle, who walked in grinning, and asked, "You shouted all morning, and my heart was pounding, I can't help it, you're not sick, what are you shouting here?" Just now, you scolded Doctor Ye, tell me clearly, what's the matter with you? ”

This time, everyone laughed even more, and also provoked Zheng Bin.

Ye Ze also barely held back his laughter, Zheng Bin has always been pounding for a long time.

Zhang Qizheng didn't look good at Zheng Bin, and he was afraid that something would happen: "Mr. Zheng, why are you here?" ”

"I was going to go on dialysis, and he howled so hard that my legs couldn't work, so I barely walked over."

Zheng Bin glanced at Zhang Qizheng, turned his head to look at the young man and said, "Boy, do you know what's going on with dialysis?" ”

The young man didn't know Zheng Bin, but looking at this posture, he also knew that this person was not easy to mess with, so he nodded hurriedly.

"What the are you nodding? Got it? It's to drain my blood, and then it will come back! ”

Zheng Bin stared at the young man with a good look: "You tell me honestly, what's the matter with you pretending to be sick?" Otherwise, I'll let your blood out, but yours won't come back, you know? ”

The young man trembled with fright, and subconsciously glanced at Hua Zhemin, looking like he wanted to speak and stopped.

"Say!"

Huang Bai came over and grabbed him by the neck, lifted it up, and shouted: "Do you want to flow back?" Lao Tzu will fulfill you, you prostate cancer! ”

Huang Bai and Hu Qing don't have much culture, and they have joked in the past, and the two of them don't know it, so they just follow it.

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The young man didn't dare not say anything: "Director Hua asked me to come, don't blame me!" ”

Now there was an uproar inside and outside the ward!