Chapter 312: Don't Offend Women
Liu Feng still stood still, Xiao Mo looked anxious: "Liu Feng, you should hurry up." "If he loses, he'll have to do push-ups again.
"Oh, okay, uh, that ......" Liu Feng was a little at a loss, his hand was raised and lowered, put down and raised, but he didn't know how to compare.
Liu Feng stretched out four fingers.
Xiao Mo immediately understood: "A four-word idiom? ”
Liu Feng nodded vigorously, then she thought about it, opened her mouth wide again, and reached out to tap her teeth.
"Tooth extraction?"
Liu Feng shook his head and spun around in place with his arms outstretched.
"Spinning in place?"
"Hahaha......" As soon as Xiao Mo's voice fell, everyone burst into laughter.
The corners of Liu Feng's mouth twitched a little, and he thought, "Could it be that my dance is not good-looking?" So she cocked her orchid finger and turned it gracefully twice.
Xiao Mo suddenly said: "Dance." ”
Qian Bao smiled and reported the time: "There are still five seconds." ”
Liu Feng suddenly opened his mouth and stretched out his claws.
Xiao Mo had a flash of inspiration.
"It's time."
"Teeth and claws."
Qian Bao and Xiao Mo's voices rang out one after the other.
"Hahaha......"
"Push-ups, push-ups, push-ups......"
Xiao Mo struggled to finish fifty push-ups, and then switched places with Liu Feng.
Yang Dazhuang smiled and showed Xiao Mo the note, which said "Milk Bottle".
Schumer first held out two fingers.
"Two words?" Liu Feng was a little unsure.
Xiao Mo nodded, then reached out and touched his chest.
Liu Feng immediately said his chest, Xiao Mo shook his head, and pointed to Liu Feng's chest, Liu Feng pulled the corners of his mouth a little embarrassed.
"Milk?" Liu Feng blushed a little.
Xiao Mo nodded immediately, then stretched out two fingers.
"Grandma?"
"Hahaha......" The crowd couldn't help but laugh again.
Xiao Mo thought for a moment, compared his hand to the shape of holding something, and then raised his head to make a drinking motion.
"Milk?"
"Hahaha......"
Xiao Mo weakly held his forehead, he gestured his hands into the shape of a bottle, and then made a milking motion on his chest.
The people in the room watched Xiao Mo's antics and leaned back with laughter.
Qian Bao laughed so much that he forgot to remember the time.
Liu Feng also snorted and laughed, and she guessed with a smile: "Milking? ”
Xiao Mo shook his head weakly.
"Five seconds left."
Xiao Mo immediately thought of something, and immediately made a gesture of holding the baby in his arms, still holding the non-existent bottle in one hand to feed.
Liu Feng was immediately stunned.
"It's time."
"Bottles."
Two voices rang out one after the other.
Yang Dazhuang shook his head and sighed: "Hey, the tacit understanding between the two of you is really worrying, who will do these push-ups." ”
Xiao Mo glared at Yang Dazhuang angrily: "Of course I'll do it." ”
"Not bad, good courage, come, let's count him together."
"One, two, three, four......"
The first level ended in a crushing defeat for the two newcomers.
The second level is to touch the egg, and ask the bride to take an egg and put it through the groom's right trouser leg and roll the egg out of the left trouser leg through the pants.
Outcome......
When the egg was rolling to the middle position, Liu Feng couldn't ignore the ridicule of several groomsmen, and crushed the egg with a shake of his hand.
In the end, Xiao Mo finished fifty push-ups with a red face and red ears in the strange laughter of several groomsmen and the speechless expressions of the bridesmaids.
He sat on the ground weakly: "Next level, change ...... Another way to punish me...... I'm just running out of energy. ”
"Hahaha......" A group of people laughed heartlessly, and Liu Feng was very distressed.
"The last level is a big benefit, if you are really bored, you can choose to give up."
"What benefits?" Xiao Mo looked at Yang Dazhuang weakly.
"It's called hilarious push-ups."
"I don't do it." Xiao Mo refused without even thinking about it.
Everyone looked at Xiao Mo, who was fried, and couldn't stop laughing.
Yang Dazhuang smiled: "Don't worry, listen to me first, the rules of this level have no punishment, only benefits." ”
"So good?" Xiao Mo was a little suspicious, he felt that these goods wanted to take the opportunity to kill him.
"Of course, when the bride is put on the bed, you sit on top of her and you can kiss her."
"It's that simple?"
"Of course it's more than that."
Xiao Mo immediately had a look on his face.
Yang Dazhuang explained with a smile: "We will put a row of eggs on the bride, if you don't hold it when kissing the bride, your hands or feet are weak, and you overwhelm the bride at once, then ......"
Yang Dazhuang raised his eyebrows at Xiao Mo sheepishly: "You know." ”
Xiao Mo rolled his eyes when he heard this.
Si Tianmu coaxed beside him: "Let's start quickly, we have less than a minute to go back." ”
Liu Feng lay down on the bed under everyone's urging, and Xiao Mo got up from the ground with difficulty.
"Alright, the game begins."
Xiao Mo propped his hands on both sides of Liu Feng's head, and his hands were already shaking before he even started.
"Come, let's count Sommer."
"One."
"Smack." The eggs are broken.
"Ah......h
"Hahaha......"
"I ...... I'm bored, ...... Get back. Xiao Mo snapped his fingers with the last of his strength.
Time stood still instantly, a white light appeared in the void, and all the people in the room were sucked into the white light, and the surroundings became brighter and brighter, and the bright people couldn't open their eyes.
After some time, the white light around him disappeared, and the scene suddenly changed to Xiao Mo's villa, a warm room, where eight young men and women each lay on a comfortable chair.
Each of them closed their eyes lightly, and the corners of their mouths were smiling, as if they were dreaming of something.
People who can dream are the happiest people in the world, because whether it is a nightmare or a sweet dream, they will wake up eventually. People who have had nightmares will be glad that it is just a nightmare, and those who have had sweet dreams will wake up with a smile on their lips.
Youth is also a short-lived dream, when you wake up, it will disappear without a trace, but the real situation in the dream is worth reminiscing about for a lifetime.
The men and women on the recliners slowly opened their eyes.
Yang Dazhuang stretched his waist, and he was still a little unsatisfied: "Damn, we came out of the dream like this, and I haven't even enjoyed being an emperor." ”
Aya sighed: "I don't want to be the queen for a minute, tsk, that kind of harem life is really thrilling, if I have a chance next time, I must be an oiran." ”
"Why do you keep thinking about being an Oiran?"
"Hmph." Aya looked arrogant.
Qian Bao also has an endless aftertaste: "The feeling of leading troops to fight on the battlefield is really cool, which is completely different from standing in front of the big screen and commanding." ”
"On that battlefield, people will be very excited, and they will be more bloody, and when you see the stumps and broken arms all over the ground, the bloodshot eyes and the desire to destroy the whole world are extremely strong, and I am worried that if I am in it all the time, will I go crazy."
Yang Dazhuang nodded affirmatively: "I absolutely believe this, if you continue to develop according to the situation in your dream, I doubt that you will rebel and become the emperor directly from the horse." ”
Song Ci retorted dissatisfiedly: "Fart donkey, I'm not a princess in my dream, I'm a pauper." ”
"What, pauper?" Yang Dazhuang was taken aback.
"No wonder you are dressed so shabby, I didn't have time to ask at the time, didn't you say you wanted to be a princess before?"
Song Ciqi snorted: "Then you have to ask Xiao Mo." ”
Xiao Mo leaned back on the recliner weakly: "You won't deliberately fix me because of this, right?" ”
Anya Jie and Aya burst out laughing.
Si Tianmu reminded him with a smile: "This time you have a long heart, you can't offend a woman if you offend anyone in the future." ”
Xiao Mo wanted to cry without tears: "You are a princess, but you are in trouble, my design is that after you and Qian Bao meet, Qian Bao will take you into the palace to report his victory, and by the way, he will tell the emperor that he wants to marry you as the general's wife." ”
"It just so happened that you were seen by the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother recognized you as a princess who was sent out of the palace to raise because she was sick since childhood, but who knew that Qian Bao had no one in his eyes, he came back from winning the battle and pulled you directly into the General's Mansion."
Xiao Mo looked at Song Ci resentfully: "It was Qian Bao who didn't take you into the palace, how can you blame me?" ”
Song Ci immediately pointed the finger at Qian Bao: "Hey, it's been a long time, it's you who blocked my way to be a princess." ”
Yang Dazhuang also looked angry: "I'll just say, which general won the battle and didn't enter the palace to face the saint, you actually went directly to the general's mansion, didn't you take me as the emperor in your eyes?" ”
Several women watched it funny, and Yang Dazhuang was too deep into the play.
Qian Bao shouted wronged: "How do I know, and no one told me that I had to enter the palace to face the saint after winning the battle." ”
"Someone said it, but you didn't listen." Song Ci angrily lifted the money treasure.
"Who said that?"
"The one named Yan Jun, when he saw you enter the General's Mansion, he asked you if you didn't enter the palace to face the saint, you said the face saint, why do you want to face the saint? Then Yan Jun stopped talking. ”
"At that time, Yan Xiong, whose eyes were bigger than copper bells, praised you admiringly, saying that the general is so bold, no matter what choice you make, their group will follow you."
The corners of Qian Bao's mouth twitched when he heard this, and Yan Jun asked him at that time, he really didn't know why he wanted to face the saint, and now Qian Bao only understood what he meant.
Yang Dazhuang gritted his teeth angrily: "Okay, you Qian Bao, they all say that they go into battle as father and son soldiers, fight tiger brothers, who is different in this country, I didn't expect that as soon as you arrived in a dream, you were ambitious, and you actually wanted to rebel." ”
Xiao Mo gloated and lit a fire next to him: "That's right, Qian Bao in the dream is very ambitious, he just wants to rebel." ”
Everyone looked at Xiao Mo, who had a villainous face, and was speechless for a while.
Yang Dazhuang picked up the pillow and covered Qian Bao's face: "I let you rebel, I let you dare to be disobedient, I haven't heard of an emperor surnamed Qian in ancient times." ”
Qian Bao turned over and pressed Yang Dazhuang on the chair: "You haven't heard that you are lonely and unheard, I am not rare to be an emperor, you don't have the heart of a villain to live the belly of a gentleman." ”