Grandma was born a short-tempered person, she didn't know a single big character, and she never spoke through her brain, so she talked about it when she thought of it. For her, winning the argument is the key, regardless of the consequences.

When Grandpa rushed home and stepped into the threshold of the old, low kitchen, he wanted to surprise his mother, but before he could speak.

Grandma was opening the door to the dim kitchen, and she was looking down to stir-fry by the light that the door was open.

Suddenly, she felt a large dark shadow catch her light. When I turned around, the child's father was looking at him with a smile, as if he was holding a baby in his arms, and his grandmother opened her mouth wide and shouted: "The child is his father!" How did you get back? You don't play cotton anymore? What are you holding in your arms? "This time of the year was the most prosperous time for his father's business, how could he suddenly go home quietly today, and his grandmother was scared to death. Seeing that he was holding in his arms, he looked like a little baby, and he had a series of doubts in his heart, and he asked.

Grandpa smiled stupidly: "I found a treasure, so I will sell our store out and go home early." ”

"Daddy! What treasure? What treasure did you pick up? Show me, how much is that baby worth? Where is it? As soon as I heard that the old man had picked up the treasure, my grandmother's excitement and curiosity were immediately diverted by my grandfather.

She smiled and narrowed, immediately put down the spatula in her hand, wiped her hands on the torn apron, and walked briskly to her grandfather.

"Whoa! The treasure I picked up is this child, I named her Yang Guo, and I just made a pair of small apples with our Yang Ping......" Grandma's excitement was infectious, and grandpa said happily, without waiting for him to finish.

As soon as Grandma heard that the old man was not doing a prosperous business, it was too much to go home early. He actually brought back a little baby with an unknown path, and his anger churned in his grandmother's chest, like a boiler that was about to explode due to excessive pressure. She picked up a broom behind the door and was about to hit her grandfather, but her grandfather pulled the broom with his big hand and threw it in the courtyard: "It's all good just now, why don't you turn your face and don't recognize people in a blink of an eye." ”

"You are a negative man with a beast's heart, you went to steal people behind my back, and you came back with a face, and you came back with a little mongrel, you get away from me." began to smash things at my grandfather, and then shouted loudly for fear that others would not know, and insisted that this was the old man's illegitimate son outside.

"You damn! What nonsense, this child was really picked up by me" inexplicably buttoned his wife with a stealing hat, and my grandfather was a little angry.

"You liar! A big man can still pick up a child when he goes out, which is the wild seed you have outside with flowers and grass...... "The obsession of having an illegitimate child has begun to take root in Grandma's mind, and she keeps punching and kicking her grandfather.

"What nonsense are you talking about? That's what I picked up. "Grandpa kept hiding, not wanting to be like grandma.

"I'm going to stone this little evil seed to death, I'm going to strangle her to death for this scourge, you hurry up and call her to me." Grandma couldn't beat her grandfather, so she was going to grab Xiao Yang Guo'er, planning to strangle her if she grabbed it.

"If you dare to move her to give it a try, I will strangle you first, if you dare to hurt Xiao Yangguo, I will immediately divorce you, and I will immediately leave with a pair of small apples." Grandpa was already very impatient with this old woman, and this brainless man just put the hat of stealing people on his head, and didn't want to explain it to her. But Xiao Yangguo's safety is what he cares about the most, so he threatens his grandmother.

Grandpa didn't want to pay attention to the shrew at home, and Xiao Yang Guoer in his arms was so frightened that he began to cry non-stop. He hugged Xiao Yang Guo'er and turned around to go out to breathe.

I don't know when, the son took Xiao Yang Ping to make soy sauce, and he had come back and squatted on the ground in the corner of the courtyard, huddled together and watched them quarrel.

"Yang Guo'er is so affectionate, and he dares to say that he picked it up, you are a liar ghost-ah! Oh my God! The old lady worked hard at home - brought you a baby - you cotton player - and died and stole people outside - and brought back a small wild mongrel, come on, people...... "The things in the kitchen have been almost smashed by grandma, she can't beat grandpa, and she can't rob the child in his arms, and she will be threatened."

The aggrieved grandmother cried loudly, and just now she was still sitting on the ground. Seeing that her husband in front of her was about to leave, she was so angry that she got up and chased him out. Looking at the group of children in the courtyard, Grandma sprinkled all her anger on Xiao Yang Ping, and pulled Xiao Yang Ping in the boss's arms in the past, and threw her directly to the ground.

Xiao Yang Ping coldly asked her mother to come like this, lying on the ground, crying "wow-wow".

Grandma patriarchal has always disliked little Yang Ping, as if Yang Ping was not her own, and often made her angry.

Grandma picked up the third child, pulled the second child, and shouted to the boss "Go!" You all follow Mom, let's go to my uncle's house together, and let them come and smoke your father's tendons and skin him alive. She didn't look back, and took her precious son to her mother's house.

Grandpa looked at the baby Xiao Yangping, and was suddenly thrown to the ground by this bad woman like throwing a bag of cotton, which frightened grandpa: "Ah! Ahh Dad's Beware Liver Baby! Apple! Apple!" Hurriedly ran in three steps and two steps, picked up Yang Ping with one hand, and quickly ran back to the bedroom and put it on the bed, checking whether the child was injured.

Yang Ping was also lucky today, she wore a lot of clothes in winter, and there were no small stones and other debris in the mud where she fell just now. It's just that I'm not scared, and I just cry all the time.

Grandpa carefully checked that Yang Ping was fine, and now a big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground. It was not easy for him to coax these two crying children alone.

He carried Xiao Yang Guo on his back, and then carried Xiao Yang Ping back to the kitchen, put down Yang Ping and let her sit on the small bench, and cleaned up the messy kitchen that he had just smashed his grandmother. They all cleaned up and stopped, and continued to cook the half-cooked meal that grandma had just cooked, and Yang Ping and Yang Ping had just finished eating, and the bowl had not had time to be brushed.

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the courtyard, and my grandmother had already brought a group of people. It's a pity that grandma's brothers and sisters are too few, and there is only one younger brother, and it is very unfortunate, just this younger brother just went out to sea with a group of young people in the village yesterday to fish. My father is already lying in bed in his seventies and eighties, and he has to be sent to him for every meal, and his mother has long been old. Two of my sisters are married to other places, and one sister goes to work in other places with her brother-in-law.

So, grandma called all the men who were a little bit related to the past, and also pulled the seven aunts and eight aunts, and a mighty group of people went straight to the Yang family.

Grandpa went out with Yang Ping in his arms, and stood on the steps, looking at the old woman in front of him leading the team, three layers inside and three layers outside, and there were few faces that he knew. is scolding and scolding at himself, with the momentum of wanting to devour himself alive. He was not afraid at all, and shouted in his heart: "What are you doing here? ”

"You still have the face to ask us what we're going to do? Tell me where this kid came from? Which woman's again? "Grandma, she is a bold person at this time, and the old saying is repeated.

"Neurotic! I told you at first, but you didn't believe what else to ask. Grandpa didn't want to pay attention to her, let alone this group of people who followed the mess without knowing the reason, and turned around and wanted to enter the house.

Grandma walked over quickly, grabbed one of my grandfather's arms, and shouted, "Everyone, hurry up!" Help me kill this bad guy, this thief!"

Besides, this group of people who came were all menacing when they first came, and now they look at this legendary negative man, holding a small child in front of him and a small baby on his back. Men with a little brain can't beat people at all, and it's not their own sisters who are wronged, they just stand and watch the excitement.

Those seven aunts and eight aunts, looking at the group of men who came together, didn't move their hands or mouths, as if they were invited to come over and watch the play.

So, this group of women didn't go up to do anything, some just moved their mouths, and followed their grandmother to scold their grandfather. It's kind of just coming to join in the fun, purely to see the jokes.

Whoever calls grandma has never spoken through her brain, and she usually offends a lot of people, her popularity is not good, and when she needs help, no one is sincere to help her.

Grandpa is different, not to mention the good cotton that plays, but he is naturally kind and generous, never cares about personal gains and losses, and has excellent popularity.

This group of people who came to make trouble couldn't stand Grandma's pleading at first. There is only one person on the whole island who plays a hand of good cotton, and it will be troublesome to use him in the future if he is offended. They are still living the same life as husband and wife, and no one wants to be this second fool. So this group of people is just standing there and watching jokes now, and none of them want to listen to grandma's words to beat people.

Grandma pulled her grandfather's arm and saw that no one came to help for a long time, so she could only rely on herself, and punched and kicked her grandfather. Grandpa kept dodging, just trying to pull grandma away, I was really afraid that she would hurt the children.

Well-wishers are also worried that grandma doesn't care about the child's life or death, and such a mess will really hurt the child. So, a few people went directly to pull them away, and some of them secretly beat them a few times by the way, this woman who usually annoys them.

Then, the group dispersed. Grandma shouted, "You guys - come back quickly!" Come back! You haven't helped me out yet—gas, come back! "No one paid attention to her, and no one wanted to get involved in her family's.

Grandpa brought a pair of small apples and closed the door when he entered the room.

Leaving grandma alone, it is not embarrassing to go, nor is it to enter. Sitting on the mud floor, the ghost cried and howled, and no one paid attention to her. Later, I thought that my precious son was still in his parents' house! got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, and quickly ran to his mother's house......

The rumor that the man surnamed Yang Danmian had brought an illegitimate daughter from the north spread throughout the island as if it had been blown away by the sea breeze.

This has become a joke for the islanders after tea and dinner.

Grandpa went out with the fruit on his back and Ping'er in his arms, knowing that there were people behind him talking about it, and he smiled at it with an open heart.

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The mother and son lived in her mother's house on the first day, and her brother and daughter-in-law sympathized with her plight, cooked them something delicious, and spoke politely.

After only staying for two days, my brother and daughter-in-law stopped doing it, and all day long they either pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, or made a big bang at home.

The younger brother and daughter-in-law chased the chickens all over the yard, and she yelled as if she was afraid that someone would not hear: "Take your cubs and go back to your nest." Or the pig that pokes vigorously with a wooden stick, and the pig in the pigsty keeps calling "hum-hum". The younger brother and daughter-in-law couldn't stop scolding and scolding: "You damn pig, a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, a lazy pig!" Lazy pig who is too lazy not to move his nest! Stupid pig! A litter of stupid pigs!"

This situation made all the children of the Yang family tremble, and they kept urging their grandmother to go back to their homes quickly.

There is no step down here, grandma really doesn't want to go back without face and skin like this, so I want to wait for the wind to rise on the sea, and my brother can accompany me back when he comes back, so that my brother can count the damn old man. After three days of staying up like this, there was no wind, and the sea was always calm.

Although grandma is looking forward to her younger brother's return home, she doesn't want to go home like this, so she can only stay up like this, and endure her brother and daughter-in-law getting worse and worse every day.

My brother and daughter-in-law see that she is making such a fuss every day, but this sister-in-law is really thick-skinned, and there are few in the world. So far, I have no plans to go home. She was so angry that the four of them could eat too much, they ate one meal, and their family ate a day's food.

Besides, the children of the sister-in-law's family eat too unruly, and every time the dishes on the table are distributed, the children have not moved their chopsticks. Let that boy sweep it all at once like a hungry wolf, and even lick the plate clean. My own children don't sit there and don't grab vegetables from their brothers, they just cry vigorously. When my brother and daughter-in-law heard the cry of their child, they came to see that all the dishes on the table were gone, and the dishes were as clean as if they had been washed. The sister-in-law didn't say anything, as if she hadn't seen anything, she was pulling the rice in her bowl and eating it slowly.

Every time she didn't wait for her to eat, all the dishes on the table were gone, and her children had to cry like this every meal, and her brother-in-law had to cook again.

Anyone will be angry on such a day, and I don't know which day it will be. The more my brother and daughter-in-law thought about it, the more angry she became, the amount of food she cooked became less and less, and there was no longer a bit of meat on the table, and even the vegetables were boiled without a little oil.

The four of them, grandmother, mother and son, only ate a small and half-full meal at each meal. Once, when the third child was not full at dinner, he was the first to say to his grandmother: "Mom! I wasn't full, and I wanted another bowl. ”

Then, the second child also shouted: "Mom! I haven't eaten enough, and I want a bowl too. ”

"Good! Good! Mom is going to serve you rice," said Grandma with two bowls and was about to go to the pot to serve rice.

The boss saw that the second and third children could still have another bowl, and shouted: "Mom! I want it too! I'm going to have a bowl too. ”

"Oh! Wait-" Before grandma waited for the second time to speak, she didn't have time to lift the lid of the pot.

The younger brother and daughter-in-law interjected angrily: "What do you see?" What to shout? There is no rice in the pot, there is no rice in the rice bowl, we don't have to eat at the next meal, and we can drink water when we are hungry. "I have long gritted my teeth with hatred for the four mothers and sons: I have lived for five days and don't let the old lady go, this thick-skinned family, it is useless for you to scold Huai. Starve you to death! Starve you to death! If you don't want to be full, it's time to get out!

Grandma didn't believe it, so she went to lift the lid of the pot to see that there was really no food, and her brother and daughter-in-law had already cleaned the pot. She opened all the bottles and cans in the kitchen again, and wondered how they were empty, so she glanced at her brother and daughter-in-law.

The brother-in-law coldly "snorted" on her nose and said, "Now you have checked it all, I didn't lie to you!" My family's rice has been eaten up by your group of rice buckets, and if you want rice or vegetables at home, you are afraid of starving to death, so hurry up and go back to my hometown. ”

Grandma was stunned for a moment, her brother and daughter-in-law were trying to drive them back, and she inadvertently stretched out her trouser pocket.

To be continued......