Song Ge was angry and funny: "I asked you if you want to go to the toilet just now, but you have to say no, and now you can't hold back before you finish a bottle of drip." ”

"You wait, I'll call the nurse to help you."

Song Ge went out for a long time and didn't come back, Xu Xiangqing couldn't hold it back, and got up from the bed with difficulty, ready to pick up the hanging bottle on the infusion stand.

When Song Ge came in, he saw Xu Xiangqing standing on the bed and crumbling, he was startled and hurriedly ran over.

"Xiang Qing, what are you doing? Hurry down. As he spoke, he hugged Xu Xiangqing's waist and hugged her off the bed.

Song Ge hugged him so tightly that Xu Xiangqing almost urinated out.

She yelled angrily at Song Ge: "You have a difficult birth, you have been going for so long, and I am about to pee out." ”

She couldn't care about being embarrassed anymore, she just wanted to go to the toilet and put water quickly.

Song Ge was a little embarrassed: "A first-aid person was just sent outside, and the nurse couldn't leave for a while, and I looked for a long time and no one was idle." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, help me take the bottle off, I can't hold it back."

Song Ge couldn't take care of it so much, and hurriedly helped her take down the hanging bottle.

Xu Xiangqing limped into the toilet, and Song Ge followed behind with a hanging bottle held high.

Xu Xiangqing half-covered the door and released water inside, and Song Ge listened embarrassedly outside.

A few minutes later, Xu Xiangqing breathed a long sigh of relief and lay down comfortably on the bed.

Song Ge sat on the chair in front of the bed and said earnestly, "Miss Xiangqing, I have to give you a kind reminder." ”

Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ci suspiciously.

"We can't just hold our urine, and holding our urine too often will make us feel more sluggish to urinate, and our bladder will become very large."

"Compression of the blood vessels of the bladder can cause mucosal ischemia, which makes the bladder less resistant to bacteria, which in turn can induce cystitis."

"More severely, it can also cause damage to kidney function."

Song Ge said with a serious face, and Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ge like an alien.

Song Ge thought that Xu Xiangqing didn't believe it: "Don't believe it, these are all scientifically based and have many ......"

"Hahaha......" Xu Xiangqing suddenly raised her head and laughed without any image, tearing the wounds on her body that hurt for a while, but she just couldn't stop.

Song Ge looked at Xu Xiangqing, who was trembling with laughter, his face was inexplicable, he didn't know where there was laughter in what he said.

Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ge with a serious and inexplicable face, and laughed even more.

Song Ge waited patiently for Xu Xiangqing to finish laughing.

Xu Xiangqing finally stopped laughing, and Song Ge looked at her with a serious face: "Miss Xiangqing, can I ask which sentence I said just now is a joke?" ”

"Poof!" Xu Xiangqing couldn't help but laugh again, but the injuries on her body were too painful, and she forcibly suppressed her laughter.

"Mr. Song, are you so serious about everything?"

"Is there anything wrong with that? We should maintain a serious and rigorous attitude towards everything, which is the most basic criterion for being a person and doing things. ”

"Doesn't Miss Xiang Qing think so?"

Xu Xiangqing didn't want to discuss such a boring issue with such a rigid person.

"Since you are so serious and persistent in taking things seriously, what if you encounter something that you can't solve?"

"I think as long as it's a matter of common sense, there's nothing that can't be solved, it's just that we haven't found a way for the time being."

"The probability of unsolvable problems is very small, and now basically everything is recorded in writing, and many unknown things can be found in books."

"I believe that no matter what the problem is, as long as we read more books and combine it with reality, there is no problem that cannot be solved, and it is just a matter of time."

Xu Xiangqing was dizzy by Song Ge's tirade, and she suddenly thought of the questions she asked Zhao Xin when she was on a blind date last time.

Xu Xiangqing rolled her eyes and looked at Song Ge with a wicked smile: "According to what Mr. Song said, then you must have read a lot of books." ”

Song Ge was rarely not modest: "I'm not talking big, half of the books in our university library are what I have read." ”

Xu Xiangqing's eyes widened in astonishment, how many books must be in a university library, he actually read half of them!

Xu Xiangqing, who came back to his senses, pouted: "Since you have read so many books, I have a math problem here that has bothered me for a long time, and you can help me solve it today." ”

"Okay, you say, I like to solve difficult problems the most."

So Xu Xiangqing read out the inscription of the seventh uncle and eighth uncle that made Zhao Xin dizzy.

"Question: 1. Who is the thief? 2. Whose money originally belonged to? ”

After Xu Xiangqing finished speaking, he looked at Song Ge with a smug face, wanting to see his circled expression.

"Is it over?"

"It's over, do you understand? Figured out what's going on? ”

"It's easy, the answer is obvious!" Song Ge felt that this question was not difficult at all.

"What?" Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ge in disbelief.

"The money originally belonged to the tenth uncle, but after it was lent out, it was the ninth uncle's, before the salary was paid, it was the ninth uncle's, and after it was paid, it was the eleventh uncle."

"The eighth uncle bears the responsibility of custody, the fourth uncle is guilty of stealing, and the fifth uncle is guilty of deception and abetment."

So the correct answer is: 1. The thief is the fourth uncle; Second, the money belongs to the ninth uncle. ”

“……”

Xu Xiangqing blinked his eyes that were still a little puffy, and looked at Song Ge incredulously.

Song Ge was funny: "This is the question that has been bothering you for a long time? ”

Xu Xiangqing felt that he was despised, and the battle cells in his body immediately started.

"That's just a small test, and the next thing is the appetizer."

"Okay, let the horses come, my room of books is not for nothing."

"There is a question like this, and the question is to say what the occupation of the following people is."

Song Ge listened very carefully.

"Xiao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhao are good friends, one of the three of them went to the sea to do business, one was admitted to university, and one went to join the army."

"Xiao Zhao's age is older than that of the soldiers, the age of the college student is younger than that of Xiao Zhang, and the age of Xiao Wang is not the same as that of the college student."

"Please push out who among the three people is a businessman, who is a college student, and who is a soldier according to the conditions given."

In fact, Xu Xiangqing didn't know the answer himself, but he just listened to what those recruits said when he was training them.

Song Ge thought for a while and then said the answer: "Xiao Zhang is a businessman, Xiao Zhao is a college student, and Xiao Wang is a soldier. ”

Xu Xiangqing's jaw is about to fall, don't you want it so fast!

"Why?"

Song Ge looked at Xu Xiangqing with a smile: "You say first whether what I said is right." ”

Xu Xiangqing touched the tip of her nose in embarrassment, and said in her heart, "How do I know." ”

"You don't know the answer at all, do you?"

Song Ge was angry and funny: "You don't know the answer yourself, and you still test me." ”

Xu Xiangqing glanced at him: "Then you analyze and analyze, how did you come up with the answer." ”

"Assuming that Xiao Zhao is a soldier, then the item 'Xiao Zhao's age is older than a soldier' in the title is contradictory, so it can be inferred that Xiao Zhao is not a soldier."

"Assuming that Xiao Zhang is a college student, it contradicts the question 'The age of the college student is younger than Xiao Zhang' in the title, so it can be inferred that Xiao Zhang is not a college student."

"Assuming that Xiao Wang is a college student, then it contradicts the article in the title 'Xiao Wang's age is not the same as the age of a college student', so Xiao Wang is not a college student."

"So Xiao Zhao is a college student, and from the condition 'Xiao Zhao's age is older than a soldier, and the age of a college student is younger than Xiao Zhang', it can be concluded that Xiao Wang is a soldier and Xiao Zhang is a businessman."

Xu Xiangqing's head was full of circles at this time, and he only heard Song Ge Xiao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhao there, and didn't understand anything else.

Xu Xiangqing opened her mouth, was stunned for a few seconds, and then came back to her senses, and her competitive desire to fight was immediately stimulated. She got up from the bed and sat cross-legged upright, and she was bound to win a game against Song Ge.

"Let's talk about brain teasers, I don't believe it will be difficult for you."

Song Ge smiled: "Okay, but I'll call the nurse to change the bottle of needle water for you first." ”

Xu Xiangqing looked up and saw that the needle water had already dripped to the mouth of the bottle.

Song Ge didn't forget to stare at her needle while playing the game, and Xu Xiangqing's heart suddenly moved.

After the nurse changed the needle and left, Xu Xiangqing was impatient to overwhelm Song Ge's IQ.

"Are you up for the challenge?"

"Huh! Please speak. ”

"What's all over the house and you can't touch it?"

"Voice."

"A ferocious hungry cat that runs away when it sees a mouse pulling its legs, why?"

"Go catch the mice!"

"What's the use of eggshells?"

"Used for egg whites and yolks."

"What doesn't get wet if you fall into the river?"

"Shadow."

"What month has twenty-eight days?"

"There are twenty-eight days in every month."

"Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?"

"It's not as comfortable as the bed!"

Song Ge leaned on the chair with his arms crossed, and looked at Xu Xiangqing with a look that was almost pediatric with these questions.

Xu Xiangqing gritted his teeth angrily, how could this thing's head turn so fast.

Her eyes rolled, and she suddenly approached Song Ge with a wicked smile.

Song Ge looked at Xu Xiangqing, who was suddenly approaching, and subconsciously leaned back.

Xu Xiangqing had a cat's face, her swollen eyes kept glancing down at Song Ge, and she smiled obscenely.

Song Ge swallowed his saliva and thought, "She can't pass me, won't she be annoyed and angry?" Will she hit me? With her female physique, I can't beat her. ”

"Let's move on." Xu Xiangqing smiled unbelievably.

"Oh." Song Ge nodded unnaturally.

Xu Xiangqing glanced at Song Ge's lower body again: "There is one thing that is the hardest, girls like it, especially married women, I love it to death, what do you say is it?" ”

Song Ge was taken aback by Xu Xiangqing's obscene expression, his brain suddenly stopped turning, and his face suddenly turned red.

He hesitated: "Uh...... This ......"

Xu Xiangqing pursed her lips and smiled, but she didn't expect that she was still an innocent man.

"What is it? Song Da genius. ”

"You can't ask questions that aren't civil." Song Ge's face turned red.

"Hahaha......" Xu Xiangqing raised his head and laughed.

"Song Tiancai, it's because your ideas are not elegant! Then the answer is diamonds, why is it not elegant, hahaha......"

Song Ge's face turned red and white for a while, and he thought, "Then what are you glancing at me?" It caused me to change my mind. ”