At such a critical juncture on the verge of life and death, how can you easily take the pot!?

Commander Wu didn't kneel anymore, got up and began to talk about the past with the dwarf ghost thief: "What you say is a loss of conscience!" I'm going to say I won't let you mess around! That's what happened last time! Absorb yang energy from that middle-aged woman's dream, if it weren't for a handsome guy like me! Can't you fool Yang Qi!? Without this incident, how can we complete the primitive accumulation!? If you don't complete the primitive accumulation, you will already be gone! What else are you thinking?! ”

"Now you know that the pot was thrown at me! That's when you're going to be happy! Why don't you say you want me to go up and fix it?! Bah! ”

The dwarf ghost thief reported to me with good reason: "Lord Yincha! This kid is old! Look he's got a full face! Look at his big dark eyes again, I didn't tell you! He died suddenly because of prostitution! After he died, he led me to harm middle-aged women! The old man lacks virtue!"

"Ouch! Expose my old bottom, don't you? ”

Commander Wu was annoyed and angry when he was reminded of the old story of the dwarf thief and ghost, and pulled the dwarf ghost thief's shoulder, and kept counting the things that the two brothers had done together before: "Zhang Hao! You were killed by a robbery hit by a car! Where's better than me!? There is no me as your master! I'll give you an idea, you're already by now!"

"You have to pretend to be a thief! Last time, you saw that there were two big gold bracelets in someone's house, and they had to steal them back! If it weren't for me, you would have to be beaten to death by the family protectors!? ”

"And last time! You're a little girl! I said you're pretty much there! Don't be a ho-ho! Slow down every three or five times! You just don't listen, and then it's okay! It's so suspenseful that Mr. Yin and Yang will be killed! ”

"You say these things don't have me! Can you live so happily?! Now that Lord Yin Cha is in front of the two of us, you have to let him give a comment! ”

Commander Wu turned over the old accounts quite well.

The dwarf ghost thief Zhang Hao was not to be outdone, he didn't glance at Commander Wu, and looked at me as if he had been infinitely wronged, and finally had a place to complain, and he chattered at the god level: "Lord Yin Cha didn't come, so you bullied me!" Now the Shadow Lady is here! You're bullying me! Isn't that love-catcher a special white?! I'm embarrassed to mention those things before!? Then let the Yin Difference Adults give a commentary! ”

"Just last time! There is a big gold bracelet! Isn't that the person you like wearing a big gold bracelet?! Let me give you a start, first see if there are any Buddha statues in people's homes! Later, I angered the family guards, and I didn't steal the gold bracelet! If I hadn't run fast, I would have let you see the pit to death! ”

Zhang Hao vigorously gestured to me when he was in charge, and said a little incoherently: "Let's talk about the last time!" I'm a little girl! Aren't you also a scourge for other people's mothers?! O single mother of orphans and widows! It's so suspenseful for you to give Huo Huo death! Fuck it! That guy! I persuaded him, but he didn't leave! Fortunately, Mr. Yin and Yang came! Otherwise, that family will have to let her Huo Huo die!"

I watched in silence as the two ghost thieves fought each other.

Commander Wu was so angry that he jumped to his feet, and his pale face turned red with anger: "You lie!" Didn't you go back to that house and steal the silver bracelet that was someone else's heirloom? I also scared the stupidity of other people's dogs!"

"Didn't you make me do that?!"

"You can do whatever I tell you to do!! I'll let you die, why don't you die?! ”

"Why should I die?!"

Zhang Hao stretched out his hand and pointed at Commander Wu with some disdain, and pouted: "You said that he did a lot of damage!" Dig and bury all the things I've stolen all these years! Say that in the next life, when you become an adult, you can come and find it! You're looking for a fart!? It's not a good idea to have a son in the next life like you!"

"Zhang Hao!"

"Wu Xiali!"

……

I guess without me present, the two ghost thieves have to fight to the death.

In just a few minutes, the two of them told themselves all the crimes they had committed over the years, and they didn't hide it at all, but they talked more and more vigorously.

I silently listened to the confrontation between the two, pondered my chin, and said lightly to prevent them from spraying each other for a day and a night: "You two are very hateful!"

"Lady Yincha! I'm innocent! ”

"Lord Yincha, when I was alive, I was a good old man who could help my grandmother cross the road and was not afraid of falsehood! He didn't induce me to sin! I definitely can't do this!"

I waved my hand and told either of them not to speak, and the eye of cause and effect could naturally see through the hypocrisy, and the evil deeds they committed were worse than they said.

"Tell me, what do you two want to die for!?"

I took back Commander Yang and prepared to sentence them to death.

Zhang Hao panicked: "I don't want to die!"

Commander Wu was dumbfounded: "Lord Yincha's subordinates are merciful!" I'll definitely make a good makeover! Re-ghost! Maintain social order!"

"You two deserve to die."

I summoned the Guan Gong Knife from the space backpack, and suddenly at this time, my mind was a little confused, and I seemed to have forgotten some memories: "I'll choose the way to die for the two of you...... Belch...... This Guan Gong knife can cut off the necks of both of you...... But why didn't I use it! Let's change it!"

Putting Guan Gong's knife on the ground, I took out a box of smashing guns from the space backpack: "This box of smashing cannons hangs on the two of you, and it can kill you two directly." There must not be ashes left of the dead...... But why didn't I use it, let's change it. ”

"This earth red firecracker can kill you both...... But why did I forget it...... Let's move on to another one. ”

"This watermelon knife chops you both to death like chopping vegetables...... But why did I forget it...... Let's move on to another one. ”

"This Demon Suppression Sword ......"

……

I flipped the props and equipment upside down, and finally remembered how to use Nanfang Fourteen, and smiled and held the gun in my hand: "Otherwise, I'll shoot you both!"

"Don't! Shade-sama give me a chance! I want to be a good ghost!"

"I want to be a good ghost too!"

I looked at the two stupid thieves, had a very good idea, and snapped my fingers to summon the lucky dice, which were thrown into the air.

Grab it again.

Spread out your palms, unreliable lucky dice points: six points.

Tonight was a lucky night, though I couldn't tell where it was.

I smiled and withdrew the lucky dice and pointed the muzzle of the gun at my forehead: "Have you ever played the Russian Turntable?!" I'll shoot first and demonstrate, and we'll do it one by one until we're dead! ”

it!!

How can you use this ** gun to play the Russian turntable!?

The two stupid ghost thieves looked at me seriously, and they couldn't help but hope in their hearts, the first shot went off, he would definitely be crushed to death, and he would be able to run away!

Hum!

This young yin is almost not witty at all!

"Here we go!"

"Click......"

I casually pulled the trigger three times in a row.

There was no blood splattered in their imagination, the bullet did not penetrate my skull, and I did not fall to the ground, which caught them off guard.

"The gun didn't go off."

I stuffed the Southern Fourteen into Commander Wu's hands and instructed two sentences: "Don't think about hitting me with a gun!" This is the only chance for both of you. ”

"Good...... Good. ”

Commander Wu trembled under my gaze, raised his hand to put the muzzle of the gun to his forehead, his hand trembled as if he had Parkinson's syndrome, but he didn't dare not shoot. He knew that if he had any wrong thoughts, I would eat him alive like pork.

The young man's eyes in front of him were full of evil...... Much more wicked than when they did bad things...... As if to make the vicious snake stare at it.

"Click......

"Bang!"

The gun rang out, and the bullet with the ability to kill ghosts shattered his skull and turned it over, there was no blood and no brain marrow, only yin qi rushed out of the wound. Commander Wu is like a deflated ball, he finally cheated and deceived all kinds of evil, and the true body that belonged to the ghost was shriveled down in less than five seconds, and there was no trace of essence left, and his soul was scattered, and there was no trace of leaving in the yang world.

"Smack!"

Fourteen in the south landed.

Zhang Hao leaned against the wall of the building, and his hands unconsciously wanted to pick the wall, but he found that he was so flustered that it was difficult to even keep his real body. Fortunately, he is not a living person, otherwise he would be sweating wet from his pants pocket at the moment.

He did not move, and begged for mercy in despair.

"He's gone!"

I bent down to pick up Southern Fourteen, not caring if he would run away, and put the muzzle of the gun to my forehead again: "I'm going to shoot!"

"Click......"

Three shots did not go off.

"It's your turn."

I politely held the gun in both hands and handed it to Zhang Hao.

Zhang Hao didn't start the tiger force that the ghosts and gods were not afraid of, and it was estimated that if his body trembled faster, he would have to fall apart.

"It's your turn!"

Under my urging, Zhang Hao's tense nerves finally broke the embankment, and he forgot to cancel his real body to escape through the wall, but ran faster than Bolt: "Help!" Killed!"

Pity.

He speaks, and normal people can't hear him.

Pity.

Fourteen gunshots rang out in the south, and normal people couldn't hear them.

I waved my hand to put away the props and equipment on the ground, squinted and fired twelve shots in the direction he was fleeing.

No matter how fast you run, you can't be as fast as a bullet.

"Whoosh."

The sound of bullets breaking through the air seemed to chase him, and yes, black and white impermanence, he had no ability to resist. When the bullet pierced his body, his soul flew away like Commander Wu.

"Whew!"

I blew into the white smoke coming from the muzzle of the gun: "Invincible is really lonely! I hope the next one can be stronger, it's so boring!"

You can decide on a general direction later.

Pretending to be forced in front of ghosts, who else can I be!?