Chapter 15: The Mysterious Oriental Magician
Yang Que raised his leg and put it down, raised his leg and put it down, and then simply kicked it in a row, without much force, and failed to shake off the bad luck.
This move made Helena feel distressed for a while: "I believe it, I believe it, don't shake it off." ”
"No, you don't believe it." Yang Que had a serious face, tonight he definitely wants to subvert this bat girl's worldview, stimulate it, the kind that can directly become a bat.
"Dog, come on." Yang Que said to the roaring dog next to him, who was watching the excitement and watching it very happily.
"Hmph. In the end, it's up to me. The whistling dog triumphantly walked over, walked over to Helena, crouched down, and looked up at her.
Seeing Helena's heart tremble again.
As a pure white, dusty little beast, the Howling Dog is undoubtedly very cute when its facial expression is not so presumptuous, otherwise, it would not be masturbated for an average of three hours a day.
"Woman, look at me."
The Howling Dog spoke.
"Who, who's talking?" Helena was stunned for a moment, her face changed, and this time she really felt the discoloration of the worldview crumbling.
"In front of you, is the first divine general of the Thirty-six Heavenly Lords Heavenly Palace, titled Zhaohui Lingxian King, Chicheng King, Sichuan Lord Emperor, Wantianchuan Lord Qingyuan Miaodao Erlang Manifestation True Monarch, Weiling Manifestation Heavenly Venerable, Lord of Guanjiang Estuary, Leader of 100,000 Grass Head Gods, Yang Jian, the head of the Seven Saints of Meishan——
"The number one invincible general under his command, the roaring dog that bites the Monkey King and defeats the Buddha Sun Wukong in one bite!"
A passage is fluent.
Because there is no relationship with outsiders, this time it is a direct voice, and Yang Que can hear it clearly.
The bunch of titles in it are all Yang Jian's, and they have nothing to do with the Roaring Sky Dog and the dog, and the real achievement is to bite Sun Wukong.
Well, that's actually quite impressive.
Of course, Helena was confused and didn't know the words very well, but one thing she knew for sure was that the dog spoke!
The worldview shatters, collapses, and rebuilds!
In the next ten minutes, Yang Que and the Howling Sky Dog convinced Helena that there were some magical creatures in the world, and the man in front of him was the keeper of these magical creatures.
Well, just like the plot in a certain movie, once you accept this setting, it's still understandable.
However, what Helena can't accept is that she actually belongs to the "magical creature"!
"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"
"No, you are, you have, no nonsense." Yang Que said that the Classic of Mountains and Seas has been proven to be incorrect.
"So, are you going to raise me?" Helena looked at Yang Que innocently, she knew that the environment she was in was in the small box in the movie.
The handsome young man in front of him is actually a magician from the East, who has mysterious powers.
"No, of course not."
Yang Que shook his head, "If you can, I want to raise your whole family." ”
"......" Helena's face fell, this is not a mysterious magician, but an evil magician!
"Just kidding." Yang Que waved his hand, "How can a family be enough?" In fact, it is the whole ethnic group. Now that you know the basics, can you take me home? ”
Helena shuddered, "Can I say 'no'?" ”
"What do you say?" Yang Que smiled brightly.
Early the next morning, Helena and Yang Que returned to the hotel to check out, and they were not shocked all the way, but the combination of handsome men and beautiful women had a relatively high return rate.
Helena still holds on to her luck and rubs it twice from time to time, which is the only consolation.
To be honest, if she could, she would prefer to hold on to her bad luck, not because she was lucky and cute, but because it was a panda!
Helena is not a stupid foreigner, she thinks that everyone in Shenzhou practices martial arts, flies on the wall, and has a giant panda in her hand. She knew that the panda was a very precious national treasure, the kind that was many times more valuable than herself.
If you walk down the street with a national treasure in your arms, it is estimated that within five minutes, a member of the Security Department will appear.
And in the presence of evil powerful wizards, those people are no different from Muggles in front of wizards.
After checking out and going home, Yang Que looked at Helena and asked, "Are you moving by yourself, or am I coming?" ”
Helena asked Yang Que to come with tears in her eyes, she also wanted to move by herself, but she couldn't get in!
As a captive, despite the beautiful scenery in the mountains and seas, the sweet air, and the cute magical creatures to pet, she must resist entering in her heart, she is a serious person, not a magical creature that needs to be raised.
It's not a movie heroine who runs away with someone after less than ten minutes of meeting.
When the resistance reached a certain level, Yang Que had no way to let Helena enter the Mountain and Sea Cave.
Therefore, Yang Que can only be allowed to come, and the way to move includes but is not limited to knocking Helena unconscious.
After being stunned, you can easily throw it into the mountain and sea cave, don't worry about the sequelae or anything, the mountain and sea cave will help you.
After knocking the beast unconscious (half dead), send it to the mountain and sea cave and then wake it up, this process, Yang Que believes that he will become more and more proficient in the future.
"Alright, now that you're awake, let's get serious. Where is your home, how many people are in your family, and which of them show something special? Yang Que looked at Helena and asked.
Helena hesitated.
When it came to this crucial topic last night, she began to procrastinate.
Yang Que didn't force her, and waited until after today to continue to ask.
"Don't worry. I lied to you last night. Yang Que smiled, this time it was the kind of smile that was very light and light, as if an adult saw a child desperately protecting his five-yuan small toy, "I just went to understand the situation, if you don't do anything illegal and undisciplined, just live quietly, I won't be embarrassed."
"After all, I'm not a demon, I'm a member of the Magical Creatures Conservation Association, and the main purpose is to protect magical creatures so that they can live happily in nature reserves, not to imprison and raise them.
"Of course, if they do something bad, that's a different story."
Life is full of ups and downs, and Helena can only choose the one that doesn't seem to turn out so badly.
Having obtained an accurate or not necessarily accurate address, Yang Que let Helena live in the Shanhai Cave Heaven.
Yang Que packed her in it, and it was also very convenient to save one person's air ticket money.
It truly achieves "the whole family travels, one person buys a ticket", and it will not occupy any public resources.
There is no problem with the environment in the mountains and seas, but there is no network, and even electricity is available - Yang Que stuffed two diesel generators into it.
In terms of entertainment, although Yang Que's cottage is not open to Helena, luck and bad luck alone can make her happy all day.
It's a bit of a sense of fun.
As for the talking dog, to be honest, Helena was a little scared and felt that it was better for her to stay away from the dog.
If all the dogs in the world were like that dog, it is estimated that no one would have a dog.
After all, some people raise small animals because they like their stupid cuteness, and they definitely don't want a smart face that sees through everything next to the pillow in the middle of the night.
Magical creatures are sometimes too amazing to be a good thing—for humans.
Although Yang Que said that Helena is a vampire, Helena herself can't bring this role, she has been ordinary since she was a child, except for being good-looking.
If it weren't for the fact that in the past few decades, the vampire thing has been continuously beautified by literary and artistic works, and it is still in the most primitive state of big bat orcs, Helena would definitely be very resistant.
Now, thinking about the setting of handsome men and beautiful women, immortality, it is still quite exciting, Helena has not shown fear of garlic since she was a child, and she can't see the light or anything like that.
The family is also very unusual, what are the characteristics of any vampire.
Why did the other party say that she was a vampire? On what basis, Helena was puzzled.
In such a puzzle, Helena spent two days in the mountains and seas cave, and when she was released by Yang Que again, she had already returned to her own country.
"I'm smuggling, I don't have any entry or exit records." Helena muttered, clenching the bad luck in her arms.
When she got here, she wasn't afraid that how many people would be able to recognize this little thing as a national treasure of Shenzhou at a glance.
"Okay, you lead the way, be a good tour guide." Yang Que said to Helena.
He wears a pair of sunglasses, a hat, his hands are empty, and he doesn't even have a backpack behind his back, and he looks like the most dashing tourist.
"Got it." Helena nodded.
The two of them got out of the airport and got into a taxi led by Helena.
Yang Que said with interest: "Why do you go outside alone, are you out for a trip?" ”
"Distracted." Helena said.
"You're so far away." Yang Que said.
"My grandfather passed away, he used to live in Shenzhou, he liked it very much, I was taken by him to live there for a while when I was a child." Helena said.
"No wonder you have good Chinese."
"If I can, I'd like to settle there in the future." Helena is half-truthful, praising the other country's country can bring the two sides closer, right?
"Depending on what I do, if you want to settle with me, it's not impossible. But I have to pay money, I don't have idlers here. Yang Que said.
Not every alien beast is qualified to settle in the Mountains and Seas Cave.
For a wise person like Helena, it is only natural to collect some money, and as a landlord, this is a power granted by law.
“…… I don't want to live there at all. Helena said silently in her heart.
According to Helena, she is actually not a "little jasper", but a beautiful girl, from a very powerful and famous family.
The family has a long history, and the ancestor is still a duke, not only the ancestor was wide, but it is still very wide.
The Vlad family, the current patriarch, that is, Helena's father, Van Vlad still has the position of viscount, and is still a member of the council.
Four or five days out of seven days a week, you need to go to and from various dance parties with a glass of red wine, and you can look very upscale in social situations.
When Helena and Yang Que introduced their origins, they had the idea of letting Yang Que retreat.
As a result, Yang Que listened and memorized, and said: "Okay, these are all evidence of the invasion of human society by alien beasts, which can be used as evidence in court." ”