196. Brother Tiger, you come first
In the pharmacy, Xiao Baiya stood in front of the dazzling family planning supplies counter, at a loss, usually he took a box casually, but today, the enthusiastic promoter began to explain to him.
"Sir, this is ultra-thin, this is fruit-scented, this is colorful, and there is a special-shaped set, which one do you need?"
Little White Fang scratched his head and said, "Just come to a box!" ”
"Sir, this thing can't be casual, it's also divided into sizes, and inappropriate size will affect comfort, do you know your size?" The salesman was obviously well-informed, and did not blush at all when he said these words.
But Little White Fang's face turned red, shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
The salesman took out a brand new soft ruler and handed it to him and said, "Then you go to the bathroom to test it." ”
Half an hour later, Little White Fang came out of the bathroom with a red face and whispered to the salesman.
Then the salesman pointed out a few to him and asked, "Then do you prefer ultra-thin or scented, colored or special-shaped?" ”
This stumped the little white tooth again, but at this time, Ji Hu walked in angrily from outside the door and asked, "Why haven't you bought it for so long!" ”
The society is very open, and the two men in front of him bought a condom, and although the salesman was stunned, he still made an appropriate response.
"Sir, let's choose this, fruity scent, increase ......"
Before the salesman finished speaking, a box of sleeves in his hand was snatched away by Ji Hu, he pointed to the little white tooth and said, "Five minutes, you can do it for more than half an hour!" Yours is it! ”
Ji Hu scolded and went to settle the bill, pulled the little white tooth and got into the car, in the eyes of the pharmacy staff, this pair seemed to be gay men who liked violent tendencies.
"Tut-tut, it looks like a gentleman, it's actually a suffer!" The salesman muttered to himself.
"People here, I don't understand, I don't understand!" The cashier shook her head and said.
So tonight's talk at the pharmacy is a combination of shy and furious.
Bai Xiali started again, and Ji Hu shouted angrily at the little white fang: "Hurry up and drive, it's useless to fuck me, and when you don't get to the place, people wake up, and you make a lot of noise and call the police to find out, don't talk about making money, you can't keep your fucking head!" ”
Suddenly, with a sudden brake, Little White Fang turned his head and asked, "Brother Tiger, is this going to be a head?" ”
Luo Quanquan yawned, lit two more cigarettes and said, "Hurry up, don't grind!" What kind of head to lose, Brother Tiger scares you, you can do a ball with such a small guts! ”
The little white fang asked suspiciously, "Really? I just want to make some money to go home and marry my daughter-in-law, and if I lose my head, I won't do it! ”
"you M!" Ji Hu punched him in the shoulder, "Hurry up!" Cowering, you're still a gentleman, aren't you? ”
Little White Fang dodged in pain for a while, and then started the car again.
"Brother Tiger, take the highway or below?" Little White Fang asked.
"Below!" Ji Hu said impatiently.
Take the high-speed net is the probe, below is the path, through two urban villages, there is no probe, although a little slower, but safe.
At this time, nearly two hours had passed since Ji Hu took Xu Ziruo into the car, Xu Ziruo snorted and muttered, "Cold...... It's so cold......"
"! Is this awake? Luo Quan was so shocked that he dropped the cigarette butt at his feet, and hurriedly bent down to find it.
Ji Hu hurriedly turned on her mobile phone and took a photo of Xu Ziruo, but saw that her eyes were still closed, and she was holding herself with both hands.
But no, on a cold day, they were wearing down jackets, but Luo Lian opened the car window, and Xu Ziruo was only wearing thin home clothes, shivering from the cold.
"Smoke your cigarette and close the window!" Ji Hu gave an order while taking off his down jacket and covering Xu Ziruo.
It's not that he pities the jade, but if he gets sick, he will toss it for a while, and then get rid of the piece of meat in her stomach, I'm afraid it will kill her.
Ji Hu is still afraid of his life, he doesn't want to have his life to earn and spend his life.
"Brother Tiger, the cigarette butt can't be found!" Luo Quan smelled the burnt smell while anxiously continuing to search.
"Hurry up and find it! Don't catch fire! Ji Hu said as he gritted his back molars.
Little White Fang braked again and stopped on the side of the road, Luo Quan hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car, and in the gap between the door and the seat, he finally found the half of the cigarette that burned the hole in the mat.
The car started again, and in front of it was an urban village, the road was dark and narrow, and the little white fang slowed down.
Xu Ziruo moved again, turned over, and curled up in Ji Hu's big down jacket, probably warm, this time she didn't shout cold again.
Ji Hu looked at this posture, and always felt unsteady, for fear that she would suddenly wake up and shout, so she hurriedly said: "Speed up, there are no ghosts on the road at this point!" ”
"I'm afraid that if someone comes out!" Little White Fang didn't speed up, but argued.
"What a fucking mistake! Grind again, beware of Lao Tzu cutting you! Ji Hu scolded and swung another punch over.
Little White Fang dodged, the hand holding the steering wheel trembled, the body was crooked, and he hurriedly said, "Don't fight!" Brother Tiger! Beware of crashes! ”
"Hit your sister's car! Not even a ghost! Luo Quan scolded and took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but he didn't dare to open the window and light the fire.
"Hurry up!" Ji Hu punched the back of the driver's seat.
Little White Fang turned on the headlights, stepped on the accelerator, shifted gears, accelerated, and the car swooped out.
At ten o'clock in the winter night, the night is cold and windy, there are no pedestrians on the road, only a few dogs barking are heard occasionally, and there is the sound of adults beating and scolding children, and the sound of children crying.
"I'll tell you! Not even a ghost! Ji Hu was triumphant for his wisdom.
Luo Quan yawned and said, "Hurry up!" Anyway, there is no one, Lao Tzu can't hold it anymore! ”
Ji Hu hurriedly said: "You grandson, hold up to Lao Tzu, and talk about it when you get to the place, you can't delay!" It's been a waste of almost three hours! ”
"Pretty much! Definitely hold on! Luo Quanquan yawned again and again, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
The down jacket covered by Xu Ziruo was torn off, and she curled up again, but she still didn't wake up.
Ji Hu grabbed her waist and said, "Damn, the waist is so thin, there is not even some meat, it's really boring!" ”
"Make do, Brother Tiger!" Luo Quanquan said with a yawn.
"That's right!" Ji Hu stretched out his hand to change Xu Ziruo's posture, and was about to pick up her pants.