Chapter 4: Skeleton Revenge
As the system's prompt sounded, Lan Qi suddenly returned to the place where he had dried his clothes before.
He looked at himself with a confused look on his face and touched his neck. Some of them lost their minds and said, "I ...... Still alive? Not dead? Anyway, the system seems to have rewarded something just now......"
[It's all said, you have to believe me. I won't pit you! 】
Lan Qi looked disdainful, sat on the ground and said, "It's strange that I don't have a pit, you haven't told me the rules before." I don't even feel like my neck is mine now! ”
[I didn't write the system code, blame me?] 】
"I ...... Forget it, what was that reward just now? After sighing helplessly, Lan Qi could only say no more. Anyway, it's over, and the next mission will be a few days away, right?
[System Prompt: The host will withdraw the reward - the Ghost Collection Book and open the backpack system.] Get bonus items to store in your backpack! 】
After the system prompt ended, a very delicate-looking book appeared in Lan Qi's hand out of thin air. On the cover of the book was written five large characters, "Ghost Collection Book", and then Lan Qi turned the first page. I saw seven people with their heads hanging around their waists, and these were the seven ghost thieves. Flipping back, it's all blank. Lan Qi curiously counted the number of pages of this book, this book was about two hundred, if there was one ghost on one page, it would be two hundred.
Then Lan Qi was also curious about what happened after the seven thieves, so he went back to the first page to see what happened after they were taken to the underworld.
After being taken to the underworld, the seven thieves were brought to the king of Hades. Tried with this Xu Mou, this Xu Mou said with a shocked and frightened face: "Everyone, I will definitely ask the high monks to treat you when I go back." Shall I pay you back the money every year? ”
The head of the seven thieves hanging on his waist shook with him, looking particularly vicious, and he opened his mouth to show his teeth and was about to ask for Xu.
"The public is presumptuous! You deserve to die, and you dare to be arrogant in the underworld? Although Xu deserves to die, he shouldn't be dealt with by you. ”
The seven thieves put their heads around their necks and cried, "We don't want to take his life, but we want him to give us back the money." This Xu has a history of corruption, theft of money, and also eats the court's money. is also a thief, and also killed the coachman, please judge it. ”
"Hmm...... The thief is right, Xu Mou, you can go back to the sun to say goodbye to your wife and children. ”
This is the end of the story of the Seven Thieves, Lan Qi closed the book and put it in his backpack. Then ask the system, "What's the next mission?" ”
[Inquiry, please ....... later] Query result: 5 hours and 30 minutes remaining in the next task]
"Am I so fast? Do you not let you sleep with a break? Lan Qi was also stunned, there were five and a half hours left to go to the next task. Don't you give people a break?
[You can rest now, it's still early anyway.] 】
"Wdnmd, I'll get some rest. When the time comes, remember to call me, I'll sleep now. Then Lan Qi leaned his back against the tree and made a pillow out of his dried clothes.
[Don't worry, I won't call you. 】
After Lan Qi closed his eyes and fell asleep, the system's voice sounded again: [System prompt: Mission Objective: Skeleton revenge. Moving......]
Lan Qi, who was still sleeping, suddenly felt someone break his mouth. Then a stream of hot stuff entered his mouth, and he opened his eyes to look. A guy is pooping on himself with his ass and asking himself, "Does it taste good?" ”
Damn, which turtle son you have. Actually in my mouth, see if Lao Tzu doesn't clean you up. But as soon as he wanted to get up and clean him up, he opened his mouth and said: "It tastes very good!" ”
Yes? Isn't this your own body? Ghost system, what about the promised five-hour break? Why did you come here all of a sudden?
[The learning time has come, and the system will automatically start the task.] 】
Didn't Lao Tzu tell you to call me? Lan Qi Don time is also the game irritated, TMD this garbage system. Call me!
[Didn't I tell you that I wouldn't call you?] When the system said this, Lan Qi was also speechless. Even if you call me, then you don't know that I will eat as soon as I wake up!
The man who was pooping in his mouth saw that it was alive and immediately put on his pants and ran down the hill. And his body also moved on its own, chasing towards here. At this time, Lan Qi realized that his body was actually a skeleton.
I don't know why, this skeleton won't chase after it halfway through. The man breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the skeleton was not chasing after him anymore. Lan Qi also wondered, this kind of person who in his mouth is my words, and he is called dad when he is beaten.
But the skeleton walked back slowly, and returned to the place where he had earlier. Here is a tomb, a tomb without a coffin.
In the middle of the night, the skeleton crawled out of the dirt. He walked slowly down the hill and came to the door of the family's house. This family is the same family that pooped in their mouths during the day, only to see the skeleton suddenly disappear in place.
A moment later, the man who had pooped in his mouth during the day walked into the courtyard. Just take off your pants and start, stuffing them into your mouth while pulling. He also asked himself, "Does it taste good?" ...... It tastes good! ”
This continued until daytime, and by the time he stopped, he had already broken down a little. While eating your own, you also ask yourself if it is delicious?
Lan Qi also shouted directly, very happy. You deserve to in your own mouth! Hahahaha!
The man hurriedly ran back to wash his mouth, and then went to Lang Zhong to help see what was going on. But Lang Zhong had no way of knowing that Yan Lai's name was Sun Junshou, who was murderous and especially liked to tease ghosts. And yesterday he was traveling with friends and the mountains, and suddenly had a stomachache on the way. He ran to the bathroom, when he suddenly came up with an idea. So he dug up a skeleton from the wilderness grave mountain, and squatted directly on the skeleton's head to.
By the next night, the skeleton had arrived. Today was the same as yesterday, but Lan Qi always felt a little nauseous. In the next few days, Sun Junshou fell seriously ill, and he was also frightened by this ghost in the past few days. He also guessed that he must have offended the skeleton before. So it's time for revenge, and now I want to apologize for burning paper for it. It's that I'm so sick that I can't get out of bed, for seven days.
After that, this Sun Junshou died of illness, and he looked open and said, "This is too ruthless, right?" Let him get up and apologize! ”
At this time, the system prompts: [The task progress is 100%, the task has been completed.] Reversing ......]
Then a white light flashed in front of him, and Lan Qi returned to the position he had come from: "Damn, ghost system." Can you give me a break? It's been a few days, and I haven't rested until now. ”
[Didn't you sleep for five hours?] 】
"How can five hours be enough? I'm not you, and you certainly don't need a break for a system. I'm human! No way! Lan Qi broke and scolded, in the eyes of others, this is a natural self-talking neurosis.
I didn't know where to pass by an old woman, she saw Lan Qi, who had no clothes on her body, and said: "Today's young people are really, they don't wear clothes in this uninhabited mountain." Wife, I happened to have a piece of clothing here that I was about to throw away, so I gave it to you. ”
The old woman walked up to Lan Qi and shoved the crumpled blue dress in her hand into his hand, and then hurried away.
This made Lan Qi a little embarrassed, how did this old woman suddenly appear in the barren mountains and mountains? But I finally have clothes to wear now: "System! Put my old clothes in my backpack and keep them for later. ”
Then the system said, "Are you sure you want to wear this?" That old woman is not human! 】
"What do you mean? Could it be that she is a monster? Cut~~" Lan Qi wore the clothes of the ancients for the first time, so it was a little difficult to wear. It took a long time to put it on, and then asked the system.
[She's a youkai, but I'm not sure what kind of youkai he is.] 】
"Come on! I believe that there are ghosts, but if you say that there are monsters, I don't believe it. Besides, if she's a monster. Wasn't I done just now? "Lan Qi is also angry to pile up this system, this system has always piled itself before. The task just now made me eat as soon as I woke up.