Everyone has dreams when they are young.

Like becoming Superman.

For example, becoming a scientist.

For example, becoming an astronaut or a doctor.

And I probably didn't think about the above because of my childhood environment. I just want to rely on my own tricks to be a "Taoist" in the future, punish evil and promote good, kill demons and demons, and quickly break into the rivers and lakes.

However, the fantasy is always beautiful, and the reality is cruel.

I gradually became a charlatan who used to bore me, a cheater who cheated and abducted, talked about justice every day, and actually looked at money in everything.

At this point in time.

The words of the second middle school were not shouted because of the second illness.

For the first time, I didn't say the words for heaven without a weak heart, because there was Uncle Ying standing behind me, because I rarely represented justice in my life.

By sucking the blood of rats and the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, the old lady Ren, who has successfully evolved, is human, of course she knows what I mean.

I also smelled a smell from me that made him resist.

The more the old lady smelled it, the more he felt choked, and the dead air was mixed with the smell of copper, which was very bad and made him feel threatened at the same time.

Therefore, the old lady Ren relied on brute force and the corpse poison of a hundred spirits, showing off her might, five horses and spears, and running towards me with broken horses.

"Oh!?"

I put my hands around my waist and didn't take him seriously, allowing him to rush in front of me, thrust his claws into my chest, and stab my throat with his fangs.

Why don't you hide?

I'm playing a ghost now! And without conjuring up an entity, his attacks almost hurt me at all. On the contrary, there is a slight feeling of refreshment, like someone gave me a foot massage that dives into the soul.

It was so comfortable that I almost whistled to cheer him on.

Look at this one! Which one made the zombie give a massage?

In the future, I will go out to brag and pull calves, buddy, I can claim to face zombies, stand still, and let zombies give me a spa.

Old lady Ren's IQ is definitely not low, how can he say that he can be compared with a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, and it didn't take long for him to realize that this thing in front of him was not ordinary.

He's reacting, can I give him a chance to keep thinking?

The answer was obvious, I immediately put my fingers together, and secretly mobilized the yin qi in the yin aura that was extremely harmful to the ghosts. Gather the yin qi in the center of the palm, then turn the palm into a solid body, and slap him in the face with a big mouth: "you M!"

"Smack!"

"Bang!"

A mouth was flipped to the ground for the old lady Ren and flew three meters away.

I seized the opportunity to grab his left ankle with both hands and lift him up before he got up. Then, like a pendulum, he swung him in the air at least eight times and threw him against the left wall of the house.

"Bang dang!"

When the old lady hit it like this, the wall collapsed directly. Bricks and ashes fell on him, burying his body without a trace for a while.

"Woo scum! You're a zombie?! ”

I took advantage of the victory to pursue, pulled open the bricks, and found Mrs. Ren. With one hand around his neck, he was pulled off the ground, two mouths slapping into his imperfect mind like that of an African ape.

"Aren't you a blood-sucker? You're sucking!"

I grabbed one of his fangs, and without fear of the corpse's poison, I pulled his fangs off and threw them on the ground as if I were throwing a cigarette butt at hand.

"Roar!"

Old lady Ren raised her head in pain and yelled.

"You call NMLGB call?!"

"Click......"

My kind and vivid big-eared thunderbolt slapped his head without turning around, accompanied by the sound of bones shattering.

"Isn't that awesome?! Isn't it iron-clad anymore? ”

I pumped his head in the right direction, stared at his eyes that were about to move but hide fear, and said the usual words of picking quarrels and provoking trouble: "What are you looking at!?"

It's a pity that Master Ren won't answer: Look at you!?

But, I'm the one who likes to add drama to myself!

I'm more babbling than mentally ill, and I say to myself, "I'm not going to let you see!" Why are you still looking?! Are you looking for a fight!? Today, I will let you know what it means to know what a big tree will become a vegetative person when it dies! ”

"Whew!"

Old lady Ren completely lost the dignity of being a zombie.

I was so energetic, my big mouth crackled as if I didn't want money, so that later the two veins of the old lady and the governor were forcibly opened by me.

The neck has made a 360-degree turn.

A moment ago, a moment later. One will be left, one will be right.

I was tired of slapping my mouth, and I pressed him to the ground with my right hand, and clenched his fist with my left hand, and my skull and nose bone collapsed with a fist.

"Uh......"

Old lady Ren didn't have the strength to fight back, let alone yell, so he could only lie on the ground and hum aggrieved.

"Uncle Nine! Uncle Nine! ”

I know very well how difficult zombies can be, and I can convince him with my strength alone, but I can't completely destroy him.

If you want to destroy him completely, you need the corresponding Dao magic or magic weapon.

I don't have either of these things, but fortunately Uncle Ying is standing on the side.

Uncle Ying is still in a trance, as the "leader" of the town, he must have some connection with the underworld, maybe he can find a petty official in the underworld after death...... But I've never heard of such a strong yin!

Ding Bang relied purely on his strength to subdue the zombies!

It is impossible for ordinary people to do it!

So Uncle Ying politely held his sword and hugged his fists to express his gratitude, and did not speak politely: "This Yin Cha Lord, just call me Xiao Jiu."

"Don't call me sir! I can't afford it! ”

I let go of the zombie's neck, turned around and pulled back, not daring to make a mistake.

Uncle Ying saw that I didn't like to engage in worldliness, so he spoke again: "Lord Yincha...... Tell the truth...... This zombie is not an ordinary zombie, he absorbed the soul of my apprentice after killing my apprentice. Trapping my apprentice's soul in his body has increased his wisdom. ”

"Huh?"

It dawned on me that something was wrong......

The setting of ghosts in Uncle Ying's zombie universe is that zombies have souls but no souls, and ghosts have souls without souls.

Because there are no souls, zombies have no intelligence.

But if a zombie suddenly has both a spirit and a soul one day.

Then it can't be called a zombie, after the three souls and seven spirits are completed, the zombie is developing on another generous avenue and becoming a corpse demon.

Most of the zombies are hiding in the deep mountains and old forests, and they improve their Taoist cultivation by worshipping the moon, which is a growing monster.

And corpses are inherently different from zombies.

They do not rely on moon worship, they purely rely on killing people and drinking blood, absorbing the soul of the deceased who is too late to go to the underworld to reincarnate after death to improve their Taoist cultivation.

Strictly speaking, it is a rapid prototyping.

And in the short world, the corpse demon is more powerful than the zombie.

Again, neither is well received by God.

Qiusheng's soul is outside, if Old Lady Ren successfully absorbs Qiusheng's soul and evolves into a corpse demon, it is not something that I can match alone.

Defend it! It must be guarded against it!

The system mom tampered with the script completely beyond my imagination.

I guess that's why I was given permission.

Ay?

I looked back and saw that the old lady Ren was gone!

it! Where did it go?!

No......

"Zombies!"

Outside the house, there was a miserable howl!

When I heard it, my head was buzzing.

"The zombie just disappeared in front of my eyes......"

Uncle Ying explained embarrassedly, took out a brand-new peachwood sword from the cabinet, replaced the scrapped peachwood sword, and walked out of the house.

"Ding!"

The last thing I wanted to hear was the sound I wanted to hear.

The mother of the system had bad intentions, and she was embarrassed by the system prompt, and made up her mind to kill me: "Since the host is not too proficient in mastering its own strength, the mother of this system decided to use this "Film and Television Copy" to exercise the host's back. Therefore, in this mission, if the host does not kill the old lady Ren who has become a corpse demon, then the mother of this system will automatically empty all the host's yang life, and what awaits the host will definitely be death. ”

"Oh!"

After listening to the words of the system's mother, my originally high-spirited state of mind collapsed instantly, crying and losing face, standing in place at a loss.

Say that "Film and Television Copy" is just for leisure and entertainment?

What about being an invincible villain?

Why don't you just throw sand for fun!? If you really say that if you change the hexagram, you will change the hexagram!

"Haste as the law!"

Outside the door, Uncle Ying burst out of the spell to prove that the battle had begun.