Chapter 44: The Restless Chinese New Year's Eve (Part I)

Grandma let Fan Ya stay in bed, looking at little Pete who was still asleep, while she went to prepare the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

After the dishes were cooked, my grandmother first worshiped the gods in the hall, and then worshiped her ancestors. Don't forget to explain to your dead old man, Kaiyan and Guo'er sent their little grandson back abroad, and the little grandson will celebrate the New Year in his own home tonight, bless the family......

Little Pete had just woken up and opened his eyes to see Fan Ya sitting on the side looking at something. He didn't even know when he woke up, so he said, "Uh-huh! Uh-huh!" Shouting, turning his eyes to look east and west again, curiously everywhere is different, where is this? The first thing I saw was Fan Ya, who was not panicked or scared at all. The little hands that are still excited keep dancing, and the little feet keep kicking.

Fan Ya was fascinated by the villain book and didn't hear little Pete calling at all.

When the grandmother made the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, she went upstairs to see that the baby grandson had woken up and kept calling, and the silly Fan Ya actually cared about herself reading the villain book.

Grandma was a little angry and pulled the villain book in Fan Ya's hand, threw it directly at the end of the bed and said, "Xiaoya! Let you take a look at your brother, it's better for you to read this tattered villain book by yourself. My brother didn't hear you calling for a long time, are you deaf? Come downstairs for dinner, it's almost cold! ”

Picking up little Pete, grandma kissed his little forehead again: "Little Yaozu!" Grandma's little baby, grandma hugged you for dinner. The baby came home on the first day today, and it was the New Year's Eve again, Xiao Yaozu! Little Yaozu! You're home! Our house is bustling...... "Grandma just thought to herself, and went downstairs with little Pete in her arms.

Little Pete watched Fan Ya follow behind, and secretly grimaced with him, little Pete was excited: "Giggle-cluck-cuckle" kept laughing, and the whole little person kept writhing in Grandma's arms.

Fan Ya was just scolded by her grandmother, and she didn't talk back to her grandmother. Besides, there was a sumptuous dinner waiting soon, so of course she didn't need to be angry. Bouncing followed behind her grandmother first, and kept teasing little Pete.

Later, when she came to the staircase, when her grandmother went down to the first floor, she jumped down the stairs in three steps and two steps.

Frightened, grandma shouted: "Xiaoya! Lesser! Slow down! Okay! Be careful to fall!"

"No, it won't! It won't fall! Grandmother! Grandmother! This year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is richer than any previous year! Wow! It's all I like to eat, grandma, why are you willing to buy such expensive dishes? Fan Ya had already seen a sumptuous dinner from the staircase, so she jumped down the stairs or the ground, and was anxious to eat.

Fan Ya stood on the edge of the dining table, stretched out her fingers and kept ordering a few dishes, and the name of the dish was reported on her mouth: "Wow! That's great! Smoked chicken, fried pork ribs, braised large yellow croaker, braised Dongpo pork, boiled prawns, steamed crab, stir-fried vermicelli with minced meat, fried rice cake slices with squid, duck tongue, beef jerky, dried fruit pecans, pistachios, fruit cantaloupe, strawberry. Grandma, have we made a fortune? Buy so much good!"

Grandma smiled and said, "It's all New Year's goods that your uncle bought for our family." There are so many good things, and I will take advantage of today's worship to let your grandfather taste the taste, he has never eaten a bite of good things in his life. Lesser! You've had enough to eat alone this year! Next year, when our little Pete grows up, he will grab something with you to eat! After grandma finished speaking, she thought: When will our family's open face allow a large family to eat such a big meal every day.

Fan Ya gulped down, kept stuffing things in her mouth, and muttered before she could swallow, "Grandma! You cook so many dishes, aren't you afraid of the rest today? "It's strange in my heart: the grandmother who has always been slamming the door is outrageous today.

"The more left today, the better, every year! You little ones don't understand, eat your food slowly, be careful not to choke!" Grandma replied, put something good in her mouth and chewed it a little, spit it out and dipped it in some soup, and fed little Pete a small bite from time to time.

Little Pete is now about five months old, and Yang Ping has already begun to slowly add some complementary food to him.

Grandma and Fan Ya were by their side, and they slept enough all afternoon in the afternoon, and little Pete was surprisingly well-behaved in this new home tonight. Very excited, looking east and west, he kept calling "mmmm-hmm-hmm-hmm", and he was not at all restless sitting on his grandmother's lap. Grandma stuffed something into his mouth, he ate, and when he was full, he knew that when grandma fed him again, he turned his head and ignored her.

Grandma saw that little Pete was almost fed, so she ate by herself.

After a few bites of food, Grandma thought that she hadn't given her two little babies yet-New Year's money! One hand took out the pocket of his clothes, and two New Year's money wrapped in red paper: "Ya!" This New Year's money is given to you, and there is another for Xiao Yaozu. He reached out and handed one to Fanya, and the other was about to be stuffed into little Pete's shirt.

Fan Ya took her New Year's money first, snatched her grandmother's hand, and prepared to give little Pete's New Year's money: "Grandma! You're a fool! Pete is a big fart, why are you giving him money! Do you know that there are a lot of bacteria on the money, but there are viruses, and children who are too young will get sick when they encounter them. ”

I learned this in science class, and I took the opportunity to use it tonight, and now Fan Ya can fool grandma. She curiously opened the two red envelopes containing New Year's money, whether there was as much money in them, and wondered if grandma was eccentric.

Because since little Pete came back, Fan Ya felt that she had obviously fallen out of favor in front of her grandmother, aunt, and uncle. And they all couldn't move, and they all said that Fan Ya had done something wrong.

Grandma was still believed by what Fan Ya said! Seeing that Fan Ya was about to open the two red envelopes, she panicked: "Ya! Lesser! You give me back my brother's New Year's money, and grandma will keep it for Xiao Yaozu. ”

"Grandma! It's safer to let me do this, I'll keep it for Pete. "Unpacking the red envelope while talking, with Fan Ya's speed, grandma will always be a beat slower than her.

When Fan Ya saw that her New Year's money was ten yuan, and this stinky Pete who always scolded her inexplicably, he was so small, and her grandmother actually gave him twenty yuan for the New Year's money.

She immediately cried out aggrievedly: "Grandma! You are eccentric! Grandmother! You're too eccentric! Grandmother! You are like Grandma Xiao Jing, patriarchal. You don't like me anymore, you give me so much less money than Pete! Grandmother! You're too eccentric! I hate you! I hate you!"

"Ya! Lesser! Don't cry! It's grandma who is confused, so give you all this Yaozu, okay? Grandma promised to give you two sisters and brothers the same amount of New Year's money next year. Grandma hurriedly coaxed Fan Ya, after all, she was really eccentric, and she didn't want her child to cry during the New Year.

Hearing her grandmother's words, Fan Ya burst into tears and smiled, and wiped her tears with her sleeve: "Hmm! Then I'll trust my grandmother once. "I'm glad that the two New Year's money are all my own, put them on the table first, and continue to eat by myself.

Grandma got up and hugged little Pete to pee.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and a cold wind blew, and Fan Ya shook involuntarily. I saw an old woman coming in with a small bag of things in her hand, and saw that the bag looked like a pound of dried longan bought by Qin Xiaoyan's family. She was followed by a skinny man with sinister eyebrows and mouse eyes.

Fan Ya was not afraid of life, and immediately shouted loudly: "Who are you!" Looking for the wrong person? Or did you go to the wrong door? It's rude to go directly to someone else's house without saying hello! "Since the boarding time, Fan Ya has a strong sense of safety and knows how to protect herself. I was disgusted by these two strangers who entered the door without saying hello.

Grandma was sitting on a small bench under the stairs, giving little Pete a "shhhh The ground is blowing. Hearing the sound of pushing the door, this cold wind came in, and little Pete shivered with coldness. The distressed grandmother shouted: "Who is coming?" Hurry up and close the door, the baby is cold! ”

As soon as the old woman entered the door, she asked Fan Ya to drink without asking the reason, and for a while she really thought that she had entered the wrong door and was looking for the wrong person. I just wanted to get angry and scold the dead girl in front of me and let her celebrate the New Year.

But as soon as she heard Grandma Fan's voice, the old woman immediately changed her face, and she was elated as if she had picked up a treasure, shouting: "Sister Fan! Sister Fan! It's me! Have you forgotten? We are still very close relatives, and tonight I specially brought my little son to come to see your old man, and my son also bought you a gift. ”

Fan Ya asked curiously, "Who are you?" What relatives? How come I never saw you? "Fan Yada followed her grandmother when she was a child, and basically her relatives knew each other.

The old woman also said politely: "I know you, the last time your grandfather died, you threw yourself on his spiritual bed, and you are Fan Kaiyan's eldest daughter." I'm your aunt's aunt, now I know! We are relatives ......."

"This is a bullshit relative who can't be beaten with eight poles, you and I don't have any blood relationship, or maybe it's a relative? It's hilarious!" Fan Ya dislikes the mother and son very much, Tong Yan Wuji is not a relative if he is not related by blood.

As soon as I heard the old woman's voice, I talked to Fan Ya endlessly. Grandma immediately felt that her scalp was numb, as if she was haunted by ghosts, why did she chase her family during the Chinese New Year. I hate this kind of person very much, and I was worried that Fan Ya would suffer, so I quickly packed up little Pete, and said, "What do you want to do when I say you came to our house tonight?" Don't tell me about going abroad, if that's the case, I can't help you, you can leave as soon as possible! "Grandma almost got hit last time, and she hated this old woman more and more, so she simply ordered the eviction.

The thief-eyed man also interjected anxiously: "I said that my relatives and aunt, my mother and I are coming to your house for the first time during the Chinese New Year, you see that this big table on your table is delicious, and you don't invite us to dinner, so you want to drive us away?" It doesn't make sense! ”

It was as if someone else owed them a mother and a child, or someone else invited them over and refused to eat them.

Fan Yake was not happy, and thought: Grandma said that they would leave, and people of such an age would still rely on our house and grab food from me. I've finally had a good meal, and I'm going to give it to you two relatives who can't beat it. also followed the grandmother's urging: "You guys hurry up and go back for me!" You guys came here uninvited, what do you care about us? ”

"We don't care, anyway, your family is related to our family, and there is good food and drink in your house, so we plan to stay at your house when we come over tonight. Besides, we've just given you a big gift. When did you promise my youngest son to go abroad, and when did we go back? "The old woman began to play tricks, and she really planned to live in Fan's house.

Fan Ya was furious when she heard it: "What a bullshit gift, isn't it just a pound of longan, only eight yuan, do you think I haven't seen it?" You're really giving it as a gift of golden beans, old and unashamed fellow. The old woman was still hesitant just now, so she put it on her grandmother's small chair and threw it out of the door. As if he had soiled her hands, he clapped his hands again and continued, "You two can get out of here now!" ”

The mother and son thought that they could really stay in the Fan family for a while tonight. Because of the temper of this old lady Fan, there is no one else in their Fan family, as long as they are slightly frightened, their mother and son's intrigues can succeed. When I came over tonight, I planned to force the old lady and promised to let Lei Gang help her family, and the youngest son could go abroad to mess with Fan Kaiyan.

What their mother and son didn't expect, little Fan Ya looked sick last time. It's like a little tiger tonight, how can it be so fierce! The mother and son were so frightened that they were stunned.

Grandma didn't expect Fan Ya to be so brave at night, seeing that children dare to do this, grandma suddenly had confidence in her heart, and scolded violently: "You are so old, don't be a shameless person, I told you that this is impossible." Hurry up and get as far as possible, or we'll call someone. ”

"You care so much about us, we come as we like, and we don't plan to leave now. The old woman made our bed and we stayed here for the night. Girl! Hurry up and bring a bottle of wine for your uncle, there are so many good dishes, your uncle is going to drink. The man with a thief's eyebrows and rat-eyed eyes said something that was not ashamed, sat down on the table, picked up the chopsticks that Fan Ya had used just now, and was about to pick up the braised Dongpo pork.

Fan Ya hurriedly grabbed the hand holding the chopsticks, but she couldn't pull it, so she used her teeth to bite him in a hurry.

It hurt so much that the man screamed "Wow-wow-la-la", stretched out his other hand, and was about to hit Fan Ya.

The old woman saw that her youngest son was already sitting at the table. This table of good dishes, I have never tasted it in my life, and my mouth is watering when I see it. He also came to sit down at the table, stretched out his black hand and was about to grab the smoked chicken.

Grandma held little Pete in one hand and pulled the old woman's arm with the other: "You hurry up and put it down for me, and the dead eighth woman will go back for me!"

The old woman tried to scratch Pete's face with her other hand, but Grandma quickly turned away, which also frightened Pete into crying "Wow-Wow-Wow".

At this time, another voice suddenly came from outside the door: "This dead eighth woman!" You're rich now! I don't want to eat such a good dried longan, and I throw good things out of the door for the New Year. This is to snatch my apple, and it doesn't matter if you spend other people's money now! Today, seeing that I don't tear down your house, I will make a big fuss, and I will let your family have a 'good' New Year. ”

As soon as they heard this scolding voice, the people inside all stopped their movements at once.

The old woman, mother and son were a little weak-hearted, and they didn't know who would come, and it seemed that the voice was not easy to deal with.

When Fan Ya and her grandmother heard this voice, they knew with their eyes closed that it was who was coming. I couldn't stop shouting: It's over! Finished! The two scourges in front of them can't be dealt with by both grandparents and grandchildren. This damn grandma, how could she come out tonight.

As soon as Grandma finished speaking, she stepped into the door, looking at so many pairs of eyes staring at herself in the room, and she caught a glimpse of a table of good dishes. My heart was sour, in the past, Qiao Jun used to buy himself such a table of Chinese New Year's Eve dinner every time, and now he has sent it here.

Grandma full of anger: "Look at what! The dead old woman abducted my daughter, and now all the good food is on your table. Give me back my Ping'er, and give me back my two daughters! Dead three-eight! You kidnapped my two daughters, took my two cornucopias, and give them back to me......"

When the old woman saw that her mother-in-law, who was the eldest daughter-in-law, was coming, she flattered her: "In-laws! Have you eaten dinner? We haven't eaten yet, and we can't finish eating at this table anyway. ”

"Who are you? Why should I eat with you? Even if I starved to death, I wouldn't eat a bite of their food. Grandma found out that someone was eating at Fan's house, and continued to scold: "Aha! Dead three-eight! If you have money, you will invite your mother's family to your home for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner......"

To be continued......