Chapter 222: Don't mess with the psychiatrist
Anya Jie was inexplicable: "Then where are you going to take it to eat?" ”
Everyone looked at Song Ci suspiciously, not understanding what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd.
Song Ci looked up with a smug face: "This is to be taken to the desert island to eat." ”
"Desert island?" There was a row of question marks on everyone's heads, only Qian Bao's expression was a little loveless, he just wanted to hit the wall at this moment.
Song Ci nodded seriously: "Maybe you don't feel anything now, but I'm from the past and have a lot of experience, so I'm calling it a rainy day." ”
Everyone looked at Song Ci inexplicably, they couldn't understand a word of this girl's speech.
Si Tianmu looked at Qian Bao, who had been looking up at the sky, as if asking for help: "Chief, come over and translate for my brother, what are you talking about?" ”
"Why do you have to ask Qian Bao, Qian Bao is not as thoughtful as I thought." Song Ci hugged his arms very much.
She looked at the bewildered crowd, and no longer sold it, but stretched out a white index finger and tapped it in front of everyone.
"After Qian Bao told me last night that we were going to country M, I immediately checked the route from us to that side, ouch, this check is terrible."
Song Ci slapped a loud slap, and the person in front of her was stunned.
"Did you know that there is almost all water underneath the plane, and there are a lot of desert islands, and it's very far from land."
Si Tianmu was inexplicable: "And then." "What does it have to do with her bringing a lot of food.
"Why doesn't your head turn?" Song Ci has a very worrying expression on your IQ.
Si Tianmu was choked, and for the first time, he felt that his IQ was not enough.
The others also subconsciously touched the tip of their noses, and said in their hearts: "It seems that my head will not bend." ”
Song Ci didn't see everyone's embarrassment, but looked serious: "We are on a plane, the danger is quite high, haven't you watched the news?" ”
"Day and day, which plane crashed again, where, which plane was hit by an unknown object again." Song Ci said that there is something to do.
"You say, if we are unlucky and the plane is accidentally hit or crashed by some unknown object, then we will fall into the sea one by one."
"When the time comes, will we have to climb to the island, I tell you, there is nothing on that desert island, and even if you are lucky enough to survive from the sea, you may not be able to survive on the desert island."
"So, hehe." Song Ci flashed, and both hands made a gun gesture and pointed at Qian Bao at the same time.
"Dangdang, dangdang." Song Ci looked at Qian Bao's bag proudly.
"Not only did I prepare food and water, but I also prepared dry clothes, all of which I sealed in bags so that even if I soaked in the sea for three days and three nights, I would not get into the water."
"So if we all fall into the sea and swim all to the island, then we will have something to eat, drink, and wear, and then we can wait for rescue on the island in peace."
"And ......" Song Ci smirked, habitually pushing the black-framed eyes on the bridge of her nose.
"I'm afraid we'll be bored on the island, and I've brought a couple of decks of poker, hahahaha......" Song Ci looked up and laughed.
"I'm so smart." She put her hands together, closed her eyes and tilted her head back, waiting for the admiring applause of the crowd.
“……”
Everyone was completely petrified, and they all opened their mouths to look at the self-absorbed Song Ci, and they didn't know what words to use to describe her.
At this time, Qian Bao was constantly hitting the wall with his head.
Song Ci closed her eyes for a long time and didn't hear applause, as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw everyone walking out one by one, and each one would pat Qian Bao on the shoulder, with a silent expression of mourning for him.
Song Ci watched everyone leave, and she was very puzzled: "Qian Bao, why don't they praise me, what I did was wrong?" ”
Qian Bao silently wiped a handful of bitter tears: "They praise you in their hearts, let's go, baby." ”
"Oh." Song Ci followed sustainably.
A group of people waited for the car to come to the airport and got on the company's private jet, which also had a professional flight attendant to serve them.
Song Ci smacked his tongue: "How rich is the Si Tianmu family, and they live so luxuriously." ”
She turned her head and whispered to An Yajie: "Anya, when you eat at their house, do they add gold powder to the rice?" ”
Anya Jie was inexplicable: "Why do you add gold powder to your rice?" ”
"Because their family is rich, aren't all rich people so showy now?"
"Poof." Anya Jie was amused to hear it.
"Then the Qian Bao family is also rich, when you went to their house for dinner, did you see them add gold dust to the rice?"
"Qian Bao is a soldier, and thrift is one of the necessary disciplines for soldiers, how could he be so good."
At this time, Qian Bao and Xiao Mo came in from the entrance of the cabin, Qian Bao rubbed his eyes as he came in, and Xiao Mo asked casually: "What's wrong with you?" ”
"It's too windy outside, so it's supposed to be squinting in the sand."
Xiao Mo said very kindly: "Do you want me to blow it for you?" ”
I saw Qian Bao squinting one eye and smiling shyly: "It's not good like this, why don't you wait for the evening." ”
Xiao Mo gave him an angry look: "Can you have a little discipline." ”
Qian Bao followed behind Xiao Mo and kept blinking: "Discipline, what is it, how much is a catty?" ”
"Poof." An Yajie burst out laughing all of a sudden.
Song Ci glared at Qian Bao with hatred of iron and steel: "This second goods, I will put gold on your face here, and you will give you a sticker on your face there." ”
After the plane took off, everyone sat in their seats, because it was a private jet, and the inside was all designed according to the first class.
The left and right seats are very spacious in the middle, the seats can be adjusted to 180 degrees, and they can be slept directly on the bed, and there are various smart buttons on the armrests of the seats.
The position where everyone sat was also reasonable, Si Zhen and Zhang Huixin sat at the front, Yang Dazhuang and Aya, Qian Bao and Song Ci, Si Tianmu and An Yajie, and finally Xiao Mo was left alone to sit on the other side of Si Tianmu and An Yajie.
Si Tianmu looked at An Yajie with a shyly expression: "Baby, if you don't eat melon seeds, I'll pick the shell." ”
Xiao Mo glanced at Si Tianmu, who was acting childishly, and twisted his head out of the window with a smile.
An Yajie was numb when she heard this, goosebumps rose all over, she kept rubbing her arms and holding back a smile: "Don't eat." ”
At this time, Yang Dazhuang's courteous voice sounded again: "Baby, do you want to drink water, I'll twist the lid for you." ”
"No, I'm not thirsty." Aya held back a smile, too lazy to echo his childish behavior.
Then Qian Bao's comparison voice was not to be outdone: "Baby, do you eat apples, I'll peel you." ”
Song Ci was very puzzled: "I used to eat apples and asked you to help me peel them, didn't you tell me that eating apples must be eaten with the skin to be nutritious?" ”
"Hahaha......" everyone laughed strangely.
Qian Bao suddenly had a constipated expression on his face.
At this time, Xiao Mo hugged his arms and slowly spoke: "Recently, there is a very popular comparison between men and women before and after marriage on the Internet, I don't know if you have seen it if you are in love?" ”
The three men in love suddenly had a bad premonition, and said in unison: "I haven't seen it, and we don't want to see it." ”
The three women in love became interested, and they tilted their heads to look at Xiao Mo one by one.
"What's the joke? Let's hear about it. Aya was curious.
"Yes, yes, let's talk quickly, what is the difference between this man and woman before and after marriage?" Song Ci also became interested.
Xiao Mo smiled harmlessly, glanced at the three men who were glaring at him with bad intentions, and raised an eyebrow.
"People say that marriage is like a siege, people in love are full of yearning for marriage, but people in marriage are a little disappointed in married life."
"Whether you're married or not, there are still some experiences that need to be learned, that's what the joke says."
"When I used to think of getting married, I thought of eternity, but now when I think of marriage, I think of how long it can last. At the beginning, I would get married, saying that I was looking at my eyes, but later I would get divorced, saying that I was looking away. ”
"Premarital love is a myth, marital love is a joke. Before marriage, the man waits for the woman in the dining room, and after marriage, the woman waits for the man in the living room. Before marriage, men often discuss with women, and after marriage, men only tell women conclusions. ”
"When you are in love, you talk a lot, and after you get married, you lie a lot. Men before marriage are mostly humorous, and men after marriage are mostly silent. Before marriage, the most important thing between the two is communication, after marriage, if you can bear it, you can bear it, and if you can't bear it, you will break up......"
Xiao Mo finished the paragraph in one breath, looked at the three women in a daze with his hands, and sighed leisurely: "Alas, sometimes I think about it, in fact, it's good to be alone." ”
"Although a certain couple of people are as good as one person now, they may become enemies in the future, anyway, they may be single in the end, so why bother now."
After Xiao Mo finished speaking, he looked at a few women who seemed to have realized with a smile in his eyes.
Song Ci looked at Qian Bao with a sad face: "Qian Bao, will we really become enemies after we get married?" ”
“……”
Aya looked at Yang Dazhuang with a suspicious face: "After getting married, your patience must not be as good as it is now, are you already putting up with me now?" ”
“……”
An Yajie tilted her head and looked at Si Tianmu: "You are oily and smooth now, will you lie to me after you get married?" ”
“……”
Half an hour later, three men roared angrily from the plane: "Xiao Mo, you bastard. ”
After flying for nearly twenty hours, the plane finally stopped at the international airport of country M, where Si Tianchen was waiting early.
"Mom and Dad have worked hard." Si Tianchen walked up to the two elders and gave them a big hug.
"How are you, sir, madam?" Liang Bo came to Si Zhen excitedly, they hadn't seen each other for many years.
Si Zhen held Uncle Liang's hand tightly: "Old Liang, how many years have we not seen each other?" ”
"It's been fifteen years since I came to country M with the eldest young master, sir, we haven't seen each other for fifteen years." Liang Bo's eyes flashed with tears.
"Tianchen came here to gain a firm foothold so quickly, you have contributed a lot, you have worked hard, Lao Liang."
Liang Bo was very modest: "The eldest young master is talented and smart, and I am just a starter." ”
At this time, Ma Zai, Yang Feng and others also stepped forward one after another to say hello to Si Zhen and Zhang Huixin, and the two nodded with relief.
Although Si Tianchen was in a foreign country, seeing that so many people were following him, they were also a little more relieved.
"Big brother."
"Big brother."
Si Tianmu and Xiao Mo also came to Si Tianchen.
Si Tianchen patted Si Tian on the shoulder and nodded at Xiao Mo and the others.
"Dad, Mom, get in the car, you're tired from taking the plane for so long, go back and have a good rest."
"Okay."
The group got into the car prepared by Si Tianchen one after another, and drove towards Si Tianchen's villa.
Si Tianchen's villa is a two-storey small bungalow, simple but not simple, but also very consistent with Si Tianchen's generous and casual character.
He asked the part-time worker to clean the house in advance, and all the guest rooms were also cleaned up, one room for two people with objects, and one room for one person without objects.