Chapter 69: The Hearse of Ascension
The salesman said that the hearse has a drift and leap function, which can help the driver jump over obstacles in one fell swoop.
But Gu Mian didn't quite understand how this "drift" and "leap" should be operated, but there was an extra pole similar to the handbrake next to the handbrake, with the words "jumping lever" written on it.
Driving and jumping is something Gu Mian has never tried.
But here's the opportunity to practice.
The lights of the hearse were very bright, bright, and things could be seen from afar, and Gu Mian saw the car blocked on the road in front of him at a glance.
He drove straight over.
The middle of the funeral car is used to store the corpse, so except for the driver's seat and the passenger seat, the rest of the seats are arranged against the window.
The fat man sat on a seat next to Gu Mian, stretched out half of his head and looked ahead: "Doctor Gu!" What are you going to do, don't think about it! ”
He shrunk his huge body behind the driver's seat, daring to show only a pair of eyes, and his mouth let out a somewhat frightened whining, a bit like a husky's wail.
And Chu Changge in the passenger seat was relatively calmer, he looked ahead with no expression, in stark contrast to the fat man, as if he was invisibly pretending to beep.
Gu Mian said to the fat man behind him: "Fasten your seatbelt, I guess you will see what it means to ascend to heaven later." ”
As he spoke, he reached out a hand and touched the jump lever next to the handbrake, "Are you ready?" ”
The fat man nodded busily, although he didn't know if Gu Mian could see it.
Seeing the fat man nodding from the rearview mirror, Gu Mian pulled the jumping pole up hard.
The front of the cart, which was still hanging with white flags, suddenly lifted and jumped upwards like a horse.
The fat man clung to the seat belt: "This car is so good, Gil is amazing!" ”
Tonight is destined to be an unquiet night.
Residents near the supermarket were woken up in the middle of the night by loud noises.
They said it sounded like the roar of a great beast, and like some monster slamming at the door; Witnesses even said that they saw a white monster jumping on the road on the balcony, which looked very scary.
As a result, there are very few players who dare to go out the next day.
At this time, Gu Mian and the three of them had already embarked on the road to Hengdian.
Chu Changge bought a map and a compass in the supermarket, although it is not as easy to use as electronic navigation, but at least it can provide the correct direction.
Gu Mian tried his best to drive on the road without obstacles.
Although this thing can jump on the spot, the person sitting in it doesn't feel good, and every time it jumps and lands on the ground, it feels like the butt is turned into eight petals.
The trio's butts have been upside down all night.
It's already early in the morning, there is no air conditioning in this broken car, last night several people were shivering from the cold, and the fat man even wrapped three layers of quilts on his body, but he still felt cold.
There was a layer of frost on the windows of the car, and Gu Mian was stopping to wipe the frost with a rag.
The fat man, who hadn't slept well, took a pot and seemed to want to fry eggs, but couldn't find anything to make a fire.
The parking lot is remote and uninhabited, but there are a lot of unfinished buildings, but now all the people on the site have left, leaving only the half-built buildings.
Chu Changge squatted beside the fat man and looked at the map: "Because we took some detours, we didn't drive far last night...... Let me see, now we are still more than a thousand kilometers away from Hengdian. ”
The fat man looked at him: "More than a thousand kilometers...... I remember that the original distance between Lianhua and Hengdian was more than 1,000 kilometers, right? ”
"Obviously" Chu Changge retracted the map: "We didn't make any progress last night, because Gu Mian spared a total of 12 long journeys in order to avoid obstacles, otherwise why do you think you slept so well last night?" ”
The fat man laughed, although he didn't sleep well last night, he slept anyway.
"Then again...... the fat man looked at Gu Mian: "Doctor Gu seems to have been driving for a night, aren't you tired?" ”
He looked at Gu Mian as he spoke, only to see that Gu Mian was still cleaning the car window energetically, and he didn't want to sleep at all.
The fat man continued: "Actually, I've driven a truck before, you know that kind of big car...... A little old man tricked me to drive for him, and when transporting goods, he often drove all night without rest, not to mention how many naps he had, and I knew that many drivers overturned because of a trance...... But Dr. Gu didn't seem to be tired at all. ”
"Probably because this is the first time he has been driving freely, so he is excited" Chu Changge also looked at Gu Mian: "You also know his luck, in fact, there are many things he can't do"
"I remember a long time ago, when we were very young, I think we were in elementary school...... The teacher took us out on an outing, and he followed the back of the line silently, and when he crossed the street, he waited for everyone to pass and then he followed."
"At noon, when everyone gathered together to eat the lunch prepared by his parents, he would squat far away and nibble on bread, and look up at my door when he took a bite, and look up at us when he took a bite."
"Later, when he was in junior high school, the whole class went to the amusement park together, and he didn't want to go, but he was dragged there, and then he ...... Then when we were on the roller coaster, there was a sudden power outage, and a class of people was hoisted on the car for half an hour."
"In the future, if there is an amusement park party like this, Gu Mian will stand aside and look up at us playing"
"You see that he seems to have no heart and lungs, and he thinks it's very powerful, but in fact, he has been very bitter over the years, so bitter that he has become numb......"
The fat man was slightly stunned, he didn't expect Gu Mian to be like this in the past twenty years.
Chu Changge suddenly changed his words at this time: "But if Gu Mian drives, you'd better be careful, if he drives an immortal, the gods will bless him, you better pray that we don't ascend to heaven directly in the hearse." ”
"Uh......" The fat man finally brewed a good touch, and the emotion was gone.