Chapter 113, pretending to be crazy and stupid

Shen Yuechen was so frightened that his face was pale, why did Third Uncle Shen, who had been demented since he was a child and couldn't even speak clearly, why is he like a normal person now, this is too appalling.

After Shen He finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Shen Yuechen, his eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Xiao Yueyue, I haven't seen you for more than a year, you have become so beautiful." In the future, you will have to find a golden beetle son-in-law in the big city, and whether the third uncle can eat and drink spicy food in the second half of his life is counting on you. ”

Hearing this, Tang Feng couldn't help frowning. Eating soft rice and eating it on his niece's head, this Shen He is too much of a thing. In the face of such a brazen person, Tang Feng was ashamed of himself.

Shen Yuechen stammered: "Three...... Third uncle, why aren't you stupid? ”

"Silly what? I've always been fine! Shen He grinned and said, "If you don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, how can you live to your thirties without doing anything." Look at the tenants in the village, coming and going in the wind and rain all day long, farming and growing vegetables, living like dogs, how tired they are. ”

Hearing this, Shen Yuechen was stunned.

Only then did I remember that when she was at home before, because Shen He was a fool, all the big and small things in the family were pressed on her thin shoulders. A little girl in her early teens has to farm and grow vegetables all day long, take care of housework, and have a lot of odd and bits of things, and she can't finish it.

Now Shen Yuechen suddenly realized.

It turned out that Shen He pretended to be stupid, just to escape the gossip of the people in the village, so that he was naturally lazy.

He is pretending to be more than ten or twenty years, and such perseverance is also against the sky!!

Shen He is not stupid, but lazy and outrageous. After Shen Yuechen went to Hong Kong City, there was no one at home who even made a fire to cook. My mother-in-law can't even take care of herself, and she can't count on it.

Shen He can only beg for food in the village, and he is hungry and full every day.

It happened that Zhang Mazi was looking around for this kind of fool, and after finding out about Shen He, he coaxed him into the brick factory.

Shen He thought that he could enjoy himself here, but he didn't expect that the heavy physical work every day almost exhausted him to death. After half a month, the whole person has lost a few laps. He also tried to escape halfway, but after being caught by Zhang Mazi, he almost beat him to death! And warned him that if there was a next time, he would sink directly into the Ganjiang River.

Shen He repeatedly explained that he was not a fool, but Zhang Mazi turned a deaf ear, and he became even more vicious.

Several beatings and tortures also made Shen He break the idea of escaping.

I thought that my life would be dark in the future, and sooner or later I would die in the brick factory, but I didn't expect that today Shen Yuechen would bring two strangers to him.

At that time, Shen He's mood was like climbing from hell to heaven!

When he first saw Tang Feng and Nightingale, Shen He knew that these two were not simple.

The man drove a valuable Mercedes-Benz, and the other foreign woman had a sexy figure and a beautiful face, which made Shen Hexin, who had never felt the taste of a woman, feel sorry for a long time.

Seeing that these two people had extraordinary temperaments, and they were either rich or expensive, Shen He started to think crookedly again.

So just now I heard that I was going to send myself back to the village, and Shen He was reluctant to do so. Until Tang Feng broke him for pretending to be crazy and stupid, he also admitted it.

Just because, he wants to follow these two big shots to live a good life in Hong Kong City.

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Tang Feng was dumbfounded when he listened directly, and he threw himself to the ground in his heart for the five bodies that Shen He admired.

This Shen He is really the best in the waste, the elite in the rice bucket!

Shen Yuechen's face was full of tears and wanted to cry, but she was kind-hearted and never quarreled with people, let alone that Shen He was still her third uncle. This matter can only be stopped.

Shen He knew that among the three of them, Tang Feng could call the shots, so he said with a flattering face: "Brother Tang Feng, I'm really embarrassed to take your hitchhiker to Hong Kong City." ”

"Uh...... It's okay, they're all acquaintances. Tang Feng suddenly regretted a little.

Shen He, who is a waste of air alive and a waste of land when he is dead, isn't it unpleasant to save him?

"Brother Tang is handsome and chic, dignified, he drove Daben at a young age, I don't know where to go high." Shen He regained his true nature, and licked Tang Feng violently when he caught him.

At this time, Shen He was not only not stupid, but also spoke calmly and was very clever. He is also quite good at doing things, and he knows that he will have to rely on Tang Feng to take care of him in the future, so he looks low and pleasing to the eyes.

Tang Feng said: "I am Shen Yuechen's head teacher, just an ordinary physical education teacher. It's not about high grades. "Love the Book House

"By the way, I still borrowed this car."

Is the car borrowed?

Shen He looked stunned, and then said with some disbelief: "Brother Tang, don't tease me, brother won't ask you to borrow money, hahaha......"

Tang Feng took out the driving license from the glove box, pointed to the name of the owner on it and said, "Do you know these two words?" ”

Shen He fixed his eyes and saw that the two words Li Rou were vivid. With a driving license, Tang Feng definitely can't fake it.

It turns out that Daben was really borrowed by this kid.

Shen He restrained his smile, sat back in his position with an unhappy face, and secretly said in his heart, this stinky boy surnamed Tang turned out to be a promiscuity. I thought he was really a wealthy man, but the blind man licked it.

Unable to get any benefit from Tang Feng, Shen He turned his attention to Shen Yuechen again, and said with a smile: "Good niece." Over the years, my uncle has suffered a lot of crimes. This time I went to Port City, you have to take care of me. ”

Damn it!

Does this Shen He still have a face? A giant baby in her thirties still needs a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl to take care of? Tang Feng really wanted to open the car door and kicked Shen He off the car with one kick.

Shen Yuechen was also a little unhappy in her heart, but Shen He was her uncle after all, so she could only say, "Third Uncle Shen He, I have already fallen out with my second uncle." Now I live alone outside. I'm too busy to help you. ”

"Huh? You fell out with Shen Jiang? I've been looking at that bastard for a long time! I made some money, and even my ancestors forgot about it. After so many years, I didn't come back to see the old lady, it's really not a thing!! Shen He was scolded.

Tang Feng thought while driving, this Shen He was also funny. He himself is a giant baby who eats and waits for death, and in some places he is not even as good as Shen Jiang, after all, people still know self-reliance.

There is an old saying that it is not that people do not enter the door all the way, and these two brothers really do not have a good thing.

Shen He scolded, and said with a smile: "Yuechen, you can't ignore the third uncle." I don't want anything else, but I ask you to help me find a place to stay. When the time comes, I will change my mind, work hard, and make money to go home to honor my mother. ”

Tang Feng thought that Shen He's waste should be able to wash his heart and change his face, and Lao Tzu's sulfuric acid bubble carving.

Shen Yuechen looked embarrassed, after all, she also lived in the Aohai community. Then he looked at Tang Feng, and said with a slight begging in his tone: "Teacher Tang...... Can I let my third uncle go to Aohai Community to live for a while. My room is for him to live in, and I can sleep on the sofa and make a bunk in the living room. ”

"Then how embarrassing......" Shen He said with a smile: "Good niece, you love the third uncle so much, then I'm welcome." ”

Shen Yuechen, this girl is too stupid.

Tang Feng was angry when he saw Shen He's cheap appearance, and said a little unhappily: "It's no problem to stay temporarily." However, you and Liu Lili are one of the two rooms, and Brother Shen He is strong and strong, and it is his job to sleep on the sofa on the floor. If you are still young, if you don't sleep well, how will you go to class the next day, it will affect your learning. ”

"That's it."

Hearing Tang Feng's arrangement, Shen He's expression of joy a moment ago immediately collapsed.

Shen Yuechen said apologetically: "Third uncle...... Mr. Tang, are you still satisfied with this arrangement? ”

Satisfied? Satisfied fart! Shen He's ability is not big, but his temper is not small. I wanted to protest strongly, but I felt a sharp look like a sword shoot at me. Sneaking a sneak glance, Tang Fengzheng frowned, staring at him coldly.

Shen He trembled in fright, and said hurriedly: "Satisfied, very satisfied." Then thank you Brother Tang for arranging. ”

"By the way, dare to ask what is the name of this young lady?" Shen He looked at the nightingale again.

Since getting in the car, he has peeked at the sexy and beautiful nightingale from time to time, and his heart is as uncomfortable as a cat scratch.

Shen He grew up to be in his thirties, and at most he peeked at the widows in the village to wash zao, and he had never felt the taste of a woman.

Those crooked melons and cracked dates, compared with the nightingale with a noble temperament in front of them, like a princess in a fairy tale, are fundamentally different.

Nightingale obviously had no interest in Shen He, so she didn't pay attention to him at all, and played with her mobile phone by herself.

Shen He smiled awkwardly: "Haha, foreign friends are quite temperamental." ”

Shen Yuechen whispered on the side: "Third uncle, that's the school doctor Anne of our school, who came out to play with us." Stop talking and get some rest. ”