Chapter 1 Tianlong Babu meets Duan Yu
Click, click, click.
Yunshang Apartment, on the 20th floor of the top floor, a slightly dilapidated room, was crackling and there was a sound.
If you listen closely, the sound must be coming from the sound of a keyboard tapping.
Slender fingers jumped nimbly on the keyboard, like ten dancing elves.
"I take my own money out to show off my wealth? Deserved to be robbed? Then you will notify me when you go out, I want cash, mobile phone and bank cards, do not pick, and the full set of services guarantees to give you the most extreme experience of showing off your wealth. ”
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"It's all 0202, and you still say that a slap doesn't make a sound? Okay, you stand still, see if I can slap you on the face, solve the doubts in your heart, and don't take a penny. ”
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"Listen, is that human? What does it mean that girls deserve to be harassed if they wear less? Do you think everyone is like Ling Zun, untying your clothes is just letting you feed!? ”
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Click, click, click...
Click, click, click...
Click, click, click.
A pair of black eyes with red bloodshot were staring at the computer screen.
While reciting words in his mouth, he quickly typed a series of characters.
"Humph! Stick with me, and don't weigh yourself a few pounds and taels first. ”
Five minutes passed, and seeing that the other party had not responded, Tai Gang said quietly with the attitude of a winner.
With a long breath of turbidity, Tai Gang suddenly stood up from his chair.
"Bang" turned on the lamp and went to the kitchen to prepare a bowl of 'healthy' instant noodles and braised eggs for himself.
Click-click-click......
Back in front of the computer desk, the keyboard on the bar table did not sound by itself.
"So advanced?" As the successor of socialism, Tai Gang naturally did not think of ghosts and gods.
On the contrary, I feel that the bargain bought by free shipping for ten yuan is a bit "high-end".
He shrugged his shoulders and didn't care, after all, there were more important things waiting for him now.
I bowed my head and took a big sip of instant noodles, feeling that I had reached the peak of my life.
"If it's a second late, it won't taste good."
But when he looked up, it made Tai Gang's heart tighten.
I don't know when five big golden characters appeared on the blackened screen.
"I'm not alone."
"I'm Nima, it's that orphan who hacked into Lao Tzu's computer."
There was a rush of operation, but it didn't have the slightest effect.
Tai Gang was angry in his heart, his head was full of black lines, but he didn't have the slightest solution.
I can only pray that the other party will not fool around, and I will lose the teaching video of Mr. Cang, the teacher of the teaching teacher.
As for what gods and ghosts said, they were directly skipped by Tai Gang.
In this era, computer masters are emerging in an endless stream, and they have fought again and again, maybe they have provoked the "immortal master" family to retaliate!
"Can you tell me your name, young man?"
Just when Tai Gang was powerless and let the other party "do whatever he wanted", another line of golden words appeared on the screen.
"Yo, that's kind of interesting."
Tapping the keyboard, he can really type words on the screen, Tai Gang is also rising, and he decided to have a good time with this guy.
"My surname is Tai, and when I was not born, my grandfather expected me to inherit his carpentry skills, so my name is Tai Gang."
Ten fingers beat rapidly, and in a few seconds, Tai Bar was ......
Grandpa's expectations of himself hit the screen.
"Haha, God help me, Tai Gang! Raise the bar! I have a successor. ”
Burst!
After reading the other party's reply, Tai Gang almost sprayed a mouthful of noodle soup on the screen.
This guy can't be fascinated by novels and go crazy!
Also keyed, even if it's bragging, you have to pay attention to typos!
"I implore my seniors to take me as an apprentice and pass on my kendo." With a roll of his eyes, Tai Gang already had an idea in his heart, since the other party was going to act, just try his best to cooperate with him.
"Okay, you and I are destined, and the old man will take you as an apprentice today."
It seemed that he didn't see the word "kendo" deliberately typed by Tai Gang, and the other party replied in a moment and agreed to Tai Gang's request for apprenticeship.
Heaven does not give birth to me as a keyboard man, and the key road is like a long night.
I have one key to open the gate of heaven, and I have one key to kill immortals.
Only one mouth fought three thousand emperors, and the double keys pushed thirteen continents.
There are three million key immortals in the world, and I must lower my eyebrows when I meet me.
The top of the fairy, proud of the world, there is a sky with my keyboard.
The key of the river comes from the sky, and the key crosses the world with one click.
Break through the red dust, kill all the immortals, and cut nine days in your hand with one click.
If there is no true immortal in the world, I would like to hold the key and become an immortal, first there is a keyboard and then there is a sky, and the sky is sprayed with immortals.
“……”
Looking at the so-called introductory declaration that the other party typed on the screen, Tai Gang really wanted to give him a shift.
But for some reason, these characters seem to have been imprinted in my mind.
The ghost sent the gods, and Tai Gang actually read this passage aloud according to the other party's request.
"Okay, today I will accept you as an apprentice of the Ancestor of the Key Dao, and I will pass you on the artifact keyboard, the twenty-six keys and the Nine Palaces Input Magic Weapon."
"From now on, if anyone goes against you, he will be a dog, and if the sky goes against you, he usurps the sky."
As if being controlled, Tai Gang read this passage aloud, and a few lines of words appeared on the screen again.
looked at it, but there was no reason for pride in my heart.
Airplanes!
A soft sharp sound sounded, and the keyboard on the table was actually shrouded in a burst of milky white light.
Swish! disappeared in front of Tai Gang's eyes like this.
"I've been doing it for a long time, and I want to my keyboard." Looking at the disappearing keyboard, Tai Gang scolded a sentence.
That's so angry in my heart! After playing for a long time, I'm still stupid.
"By the way, the teacher forgot to tell you the summoning formula, remember it, the sky does not give birth to my bar, and the key path is like a long night. The key is coming! ”
Just when Tai Gang was frantically scolding his mother, a line of words appeared on the screen again.
This time he made up his mind that he would never read this simple line again no matter what.
The baby keyboard of nine pieces and nine free shipping is gone, and then I don't know what I will see.
"The sky does not give birth to my bar, the key road is like a long night, the key comes!"
Just when Tai Gang made up his mind, a proud tenor sounded in the room, so firm and high.
Click!
Looking at the baby keyboard that appeared in his hand again, Tai Gang felt so kind, familiar, and couldn't put it down......
"From today onwards, twelve o'clock in the morning on the last day of the month will be the day when you go to the heavens and all the worlds to practice. Good apprentice, find more women and have more babies. ”
"The great man of chivalry will say the rise and fall of heaven and earth, and the small man of chivalry will be right and wrong."
"Why did you get to the hero again!?" The screen returned to its normal interface, and Tai Gang hurriedly checked the contents inside.
After discovering that everything was fine, he exhaled a long breath of turbidity, and today I really met a powerful character.
When I looked at the time, it was already eleven fifty-nine, and I secretly said badly.
When I looked down, the noodles were really lumped, and I hurriedly went to serve the noodle bowl, but the time jumped to twelve o'clock at this time.
The milky white light on the keyboard instantly enveloped Tai Kong, and in the next breath, Tai Kong had disappeared into the room along with the keyboard.
The stream is murmuring, the breeze is blowing, and the silvery moonlight spreads over the earth, and it is a rare beauty.
It's just that Tai Gang stood alone and simple, with 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.
The keyboard flashed, his eyes were blind, and after his vision was restored, he found himself on a mountainside, and at the foot of it was a sheep's intestine path.
"Damn, play really!" In front of him, Tai Gang had already believed what Master Cheap and Jian Dao Ancestor said.
It's just ......, "Your old man told me too, where is this!?" ”
Just when Tai Gang was crazy and slandered the cheap master for being unreliable, a figure walked down the mountain humming an unknown tune.
When the figure approached, he looked intently at a young boy, dressed in a white robe, like a scholar.
"Street slicker!?" Tai Gang was puzzled, but since he had met it, he naturally had to climb the relationship.
"This son is polite, I don't know the son's surname? Where is this? What age is it? Learning the ancient etiquette, he folded his hands and asked.
"Brother is polite." The white-robed scholar also returned the salute, looking up and down at Tai Gang's "strange costume".
Although he was surprised in his heart, he didn't ask too much, smiled slightly, and replied; "In the lower section of the reputation, this is the Wuliang Mountain in the Southern Song Dynasty."
"Southern Song Dynasty? Boundless Mountain? Duan Yu? Tenryu Babu? "I never expected the keyboard to get me here.
Stunned for a moment, Tai Gang confirmed again; "You are Duan Yu, the son of the king of Dali Zhennan? Now you're going down the mountain to the Valley of Ten Thousand Enemies to find someone to save Miss Zhong Ling? ”。
"Huh? Who is Brother Tai? You actually know me and Sister Ling'er? Duan Yu looked at Tai Gang in surprise and said.
I sneaked out, but no one knew my identity.
Now in the deep mountains, when I meet a passer-by, not only does he tell his identity, but he also knows the purpose of going down the mountain.
"Yes, sure, it's not a dream!" What happened tonight was too bizarre, and after recognizing an inexplicable master, I came to the world of Tianlong Babu inexplicably.
"Brother? What happened to you? Seeing that Tai Gang didn't speak, Duan Yu asked strangely.
"Oh? As for why do you know your identity? After a pause, Tai Gang silently recited the mantra in his heart, "Heaven does not give birth to my Tai Gang, the key road is like a long night, the key comes!" With a flip of his hand, the artifact keyboard was now in his hand.
"This is an artifact keyboard, the affairs of the rivers and lakes, I only need to knock lightly, and I will know seven or eight." With a flick of the keyboard in his hand, Tai Gang said nonsense about Duan Yu's question.
"Artifact keyboard?" , looked at it, Duan Yu's thoughts were written on his face, and he was half skeptical.
Before Tai Gang could perfect this bull wave, there was another sound of footsteps from far and near, and two figures sneakily came down from the mountain.
"Brother, hide quickly......".