Chapter 9: The Television Storm

Fan Ya had nothing to do after dinner, so she went to Uncle Fan's house next door to have a look.

At the end of last year, the family had just built two four-story buildings, and the interior and exterior walls were only painted with a layer of rough cement, and only doors and windows were installed.

That's it, Fan Ya is already very envious, as if she likes her own home, and often messes up and down his house.

Uncle Fan's family watched her happily and played with her, and the house of many children was also lively.

I saw that the door of Uncle Fan's house was open.

"Uncle Fan! Aunt Fan! Brother Fan Yu! Are you at home? As soon as Fan Ya entered the door, she called out to their whole family.

His house has not yet been renovated, and it looks empty at a glance, and in the corner on the left side of the room, there is a simple wood stove. There is a large glass window on the wall next to the stove, there is a large water tank on the right side of the stove, a neat pile of firewood is stacked behind the stove, and in front of the stove is an old-fashioned cupboard, and on the side of the cupboard is an old square table and four benches. (This was a set of tables and chairs that were necessary for marriage in a fishing village at that time.) )

In the middle of the house, there is a small shelf nailed to the wall above, which is a tablet for the landlord and the ancestors.

To the right of the room is a staircase without handrails, and a few small benches are neatly placed under the stairs. There are also unfinished fishing nets, a small basket on the side, a shuttle for weaving nets and a ball of net wire, this is Aunt Fan's favorite, it goes without saying that Aunt Fan is not at home.

There are four large glass windows on the first floor of their house, upstairs and downstairs. The house is very bright, so Fan Ya especially likes to stay at his house.

Fan Ya looked at her heart and said, "Huh? Where have all the people in their family gone, there is no one downstairs! I wonder if it's going upstairs?

At this time, I heard someone call her, "Xiaoya!" I'm watching TV on the second floor, come up quickly! It's the "Three Monks" you like," Fan Yu shouted upstairs.

"Brother Fan Yu-brother-I'll be right away." As soon as Fan Ya heard that it was "Three Monks", she took three steps and ran upstairs in two steps.

As soon as I arrived at the staircase, I heard the theme song:

The three monks have no water to drink, no water to drink,

Hey! No, no water!

Creak! No, no water!

Why do you say that? Why! Why?

Hey! Why do you say that? Why! Why?

Fan Yu, who is one year old Fan Ya, looks relatively thin, but he is about the same height as Fan Ya, more sensible, and his personality is just the opposite of Yao Lai's.

The empty living room has only a small table, a few small benches, and an old cabinet with a 14-inch black-and-white TV.

Fan Yu was sitting on the small bench watching TV, and when he saw Fan Ya coming up, he pointed to the small bench and asked her to sit down. Neither of them spoke and watched the TV intently:

Why? There are more and more monks!

Hey! More and more!

Creak! Creak! Babble! Yikes! More and more!

Why-monk-getting lazy-lazy-lazy-lazy-lazy-lazy-lazy-lazy

"Click! Brother Fan Yu! The TV clicked! Fan Ya looked at Fan Yu anxiously.

Fan Yu walked over calmly: "It's okay!" Just pat it on!" As he spoke, he slapped a few times on the TV. Really TV is good to continue the theme song:

The great monk said that I picked the most water!

Hey! Pick the most!

Babble! Pick the most!

It didn't take a while! Wow—— Wow! Uh-huh--Wow-Wow - there was noise from the TV, and I couldn't hear the theme song.

"Brother Fan Yu!" Fan Ya screamed.

Fan Yu understood in seconds and slapped the TV a few times. Again:

From now on! Monks don't carry water to drink!

The days of not carrying water are still the same!

No one should be surprised and no one should ask why!

No one can tell the mystery of thousands of years!

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Fan Yu smiled at Fan Ya: "Finally, TV can be watched again." ”

"Brother Fan Yu! You're not afraid of breaking the TV?" Fan Ya was talking to Fan Yu, but her eyes kept staring at the TV.

"It's okay! That's how my dad used to make TV. Fan Yu comforted.

I just saw a monk filling the water bottle on the Bodhisattva's desk, and he didn't let the rats steal things at night.

The TV started to babble again--

Now there is no need for Fan Ya to urge, Fan Yu took the initiative to shoot TV, and shot a few more times, this time the screen is all snowflakes or sigh-huh-huh-huh-

Fan Yu opened the window and looked out and said, "It's windy outside, and the signal is unstable." Lesser! You're watching TV here, I'll go to the balcony on the fourth floor to adjust the antenna, and you can just say it to me at this window. ”

"Okay! Brother Yu! Hurry up and go upstairs! "Fan Yasheng is afraid that she will miss too much.

Fan Yu Dong! Boom! Boom! Boom! Run to the fourth floor and open the balcony, and the bamboo pole connected to the antenna is fixed to the railing of the balcony.

Fan Yu twisted the bamboo pole to the left and shouted, "Xiaoya! How's it going? ”

Fan Ya looked at the TV and then went to the window and replied, "It's a little better, Brother Yu!" You twist it again and try it!"

Fan Yu twisted the bamboo pole a little further to the left when he heard it: "What about now?" Okay, okay? ”

"You can see it, you come down quickly!" Fan Ya hurriedly called Fan Yu down.

Fan Yu Dong! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Run down.

The TV had already shown that the two monks could only carry one bucket, and the bucket had to be placed in the center of the burden, so that the two of them could be at ease. So you can finally have water to drink.

Later, another monk came. He also wanted to drink water, but there was no water in the tank. The two monks asked him to pick it himself, and the monk picked up a load of water and immediately drank it alone.

At this point, streaks appeared on the TV screen, and at first two or three stripes moved up from under the screen. After a while, the stripes became more and more, moving faster and faster, and finally they couldn't be seen at all.

"Brother Yu! What to do! Wait a minute, "Three Monks" is almost finished!" Fan Ya eagerly asked Fan Yu for help.

"It's okay! The weather was bad and the signal was too bad, so I went up to the fourth floor. Fan Yu didn't finish speaking! Boom! Boom! Boom! Ran upstairs.

This time, Fan Yu twisted the bamboo pole to the right more: "How is it now?" ”

"Those paths are gone, and they are full of snowflakes." Fan Ya glanced at the TV and ran to the window and shouted upstairs.

Fan Yu continued to twist to the right: "What now? ”

"The screen is still the same!" How Fan Ya hopes for a miracle to reappear, she is in such a hurry!

"Then I'll twist more." Fan Yu said it relaxedly, but his psychology was completely out of order, he didn't know where to twist the bamboo pole, and he had no goal to twist the bamboo pole in his hand.

"Still not!" Fan Ya's voice to Fan Yu became a little smaller, and her psychology was already a little lost.

"I'll try more." Fan Yu turned the bamboo pole indiscriminately, so that the antenna on the top of the bamboo pole kept trembling, and he felt that he was about to fall down. "Xiaoya! Is it okay now? ”

"Still-no-yes-woo! Woo-woo! Woo! Woo!" Fan Ya was already disappointed in this TV, and couldn't help crying before she finished speaking.

Fan Yu was already tired from tossing on the balcony, and he wanted to give up and take a break. Hearing the cry, he took the opportunity to go downstairs to comfort Fan Ya: "Xiaoya! Don't cry! We don't watch this broken TV anymore.,My dad said this black-and-white TV is only 14 inches.,I bought it when I got married to my mom.,Now it's aging and can't be watched.。 When our house is renovated, we will buy a big color TV, and you will come to see it every day. ”

Fan Ya laughed when she heard this: "Really! That's great! He wiped his tears and continued: "Brother Yu! I wish this day would come sooner. Forehead! Brother Yu! Where did Uncle Fan and Aunt Fan go? ”

Fan Ya only remembered at this time, and she hadn't seen Uncle Fan and Aunt Fan until now.

"Oh! My parents went to your classmate to buy something, so don't worry about them. Yesterday my dad sharpened a pistol for me with wood, this is the pistol I look forward to the stars and the moon, and we play the Eighth Route Army to catch bandits. Fan Yu said and went to get his precious wooden gun.

Uncle Fan likes to watch war movies every day, and Fan Yu is also a war fan.

"Xiaoya! There is only one gun, why is it that one of you is a bandit and who is the eighth road?" Fan Yu took a wooden gun to choose for Fan Ya, in fact, he also wanted to be an eight-way person very much.

"How can a girl be a bandit, I don't want it! I'm going to be a female eight-way. Fan Ya unceremoniously rushed to be the eighth road, and reached out to take the wooden gun in Fan Yu's hand directly.

Fan Yu was a little reluctant to be stunned for a moment: Forget it, my father often said that good men don't fight with women, and they don't care about you. "Alright! You close your eyes first, I'm going to hide first, and I'll come and catch the bandits. ”

"Good!" Fan Ya is very obedient and closes her eyes, after all, she is looking forward to being a Balu for the first time.

Fan Yu watched Fan Ya close her eyes, took the opportunity to quickly run back to her bedroom, and slipped under the bed. Cover your mouth with your hands and don't dare to come out: think about yourself as a bandit, is it a bit like on TV.

Fan Ya had already secretly opened her eyes after Fan Yu slipped away from her neighborhood. You don't need to look at it, you can know that Brother Fan Yu is drilling under his own bed.

Fan Ya tiptoed to Fan Yu's bedroom, and then shouted very proudly: "Little bandit! Come out of here! The female eight roads are coming!"

Fan Yu deliberately trembled and crawled out from under the bed, but he didn't get up yet.

Fan Ya held the wooden gun in a heroic posture and continued to rage: "Don't move!" Hands up! "Fan Ya's psychology is so cool!

Fan Yu was unhappy in his heart: You really think of yourself as a bad way, I don't want to be a bandit, I'm going to run away. smiled evilly at Fan Ya, "Hey! Hey! Hey! "I'm going to run out the door.

Fan Ya reacted and chased: "Little bandit!" Where to run, if you run again, I will shoot. ”

Fan Yu pulled the door outside the door and didn't let Fan Ya come out. Fan Ya pulled the door inside the door and wanted to come out.

The two children were inside and outside the door, and the door was slamming.

At this time, there was a voice from downstairs: "Fan Yu! Fan Ya! What are you two doing upstairs? ”

"Are you two demolishing the house? Come down and stop making trouble, I've bought you something delicious! ”

Fan Yu first heard that his parents must have returned, so he let go of the hand that pulled the door. "Xiaoya! Come out! My parents came back and said they had bought us something delicious. ”

"Really! Then hurry up and get downstairs! As soon as she heard that there was something delicious, Fan Ya's eyes lit green.

Fan Yu looked at a big bag of rice, a big bag of noodles and a big bucket of oil on the table, and asked curiously, "Mom and Dad!" Why do you buy so much at once? ”

"Oh! Dad is going to leave the boat tomorrow morning and put food on the boat, and this time he will stay on the ship for half a month. Uncle Fan replied.

"Fan Yu! Fan Ya! Give each of you a lollipop! Seeing the two children coming, Aunt Fan smiled and Mimi took out two lollipops from her trouser pocket.

"Thank you, Aunt Fan! Uncle Fan! Every time I come back from shopping, Brother Fan Yu has food and I have a share! Fan Ya's heartfelt words were a little choked.

"Silly boy! Don't think so much! Let's go eat lollipops with my brother! Uncle Fan patted Fan Ya's shoulder and said.

"Go ahead! Have fun! Aunt Fan said softly and touched Fan Ya's braids: This kid is so tired with such a heavy mind.

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