I clicked on the avatar of that guy, and the WeChat name is Xiao Qiao Liushui.

With such a dirty name, I'm afraid I am also a disgraceful person.

Secretary Xiaohe on the side scratched his head: "Chen Bu, everyone is talking nonsense, don't mind!" ”

I didn't smile: "How could I mind? ”

Actually, Lao Tzu really wanted to get that guy out of human flesh.

Everyone, you say a word to me, and the bullshit that Lao Tzu scolds is not.

Li Yanna is the general manager, and everyone dare not attack, so all the fingers are pointed at me, some people say that I am the face of betraying hue, and some people say that I am a licking dog without dignity. A cadre of people also gave me a nickname, telling the beautiful woman to kneel and lick the dog!

My damn Fack!

Seeing this, I almost smashed my phone.

When did you see me kneeling and licking?

raised his eyes and secretly glanced at Secretary He next to him, and found that this thing was gloating.

The fluttering just now is gone.

In its place, there is a sense of vigilance and unease.

Slow down!

Still the old way.

Breathe deeply...... Breathe deeply!

Calm down...... Calm down!

In the past, Hanshan asked: The world slanders me, deceives me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me, hates me, deceives me, how to deal with it?

Pick up the clouds: just endure him, let him, let him, avoid him, bear with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years and watch him.

It's the way it is.

After going through a lot of ups and downs in my heart, I kept a normal mind.

That's the effect I want.

When people are impulsive, they will regret 90% of what they do.

In order to suppress my impulses, I directly poured a scoop of cold water on myself.

Although the desired result has been achieved, depression is inevitable.

Beautiful women kneel and lick dogs?

I bought a watch last year.

Kicking Secretary He out, I personally brewed a cup of Huangshan Maojian.

The tea is full of fragrance, take a sip, sweet and delicious, it is really the best.

No matter how he slanders Lao Tzu secretly, on the surface, he has to slap me.

After the birdman left, there was another knock at the door.

I hurriedly sat upright, picked up the disposable paper cup, and said lightly: "Please come in!" ”

The person who came was Gao Laozhuang, who was in the same session as me.

Although this Gao Laozhuang usually loves to pretend, he is still a good person.

I quickly sat up from my chair to greet him.

Lao Gao first wanted to come over to congratulate me, second, he wanted to get close to me, and third, of course, he came to pretend to be forced.

He said all kinds of interesting things about Li Yanna's life, and then commented on them, so as to prove that he and Li Yanna are actually very familiar.

After this finished speaking, Li Yanna began to say that several other ministers, their mouths were like a river, and they talked endlessly, in his mouth, these birdmen and he were all lifelong friends, and in the future, let me work in the position of the head of the inspection department in a down-to-earth manner, and if there is anything that can't be done, he will help me get it.

I said in my heart that you are so awesome, why are you still a clerk in the inspection department!

Of course, hitting people doesn't slap their faces, not to mention that Lao Gao is good to me.

I won't ask him.

Before leaving, he patted me on the shoulder, and his face was light.

After sending Gao Laozhuang away, someone knocked on the door again.

It was Gu Manman, the woman who gave me small shoes.

I thought she had come to apologize for wearing small shoes for me, and she was afraid that I would hold a grudge and put them on her.

At this moment, where is she still arrogant, with her head down, and a timid look, I really feel sorry for her.

When she came to my table, she didn't dare to sit down, her head lowered: "Minister Chen, last time I went to Shallow Water Street to inspect, I accidentally offended you......"

I pointed to the seat across from me and said, "You sit first!" ”

"I don't dare, Minister Chen, what happened last time!"

I laughed, "What happened last time?" What's up? I don't remember last time, sit down first, we are also colleagues, we should help each other, help each other, if I do something wrong in the future, you must remind me more, right! ”

This is the way to survive in the workplace, after you are promoted, you must have a good relationship with some employees, and then fight the other part.

I just came to the inspection department, and I can't make enemies everywhere.

What's more, women, especially beautiful women, are always pitied, not by me, but by the whole office staff.

If I mess with her, I'll anger the whole office!

I won't do anything like that.

So the small shoes can only be worn by her secretly, not in the open.

I have learned the knowledge of office struggle clearly.

"Hmm!" Gu Manman didn't expect me to be so easy to speak, and sat down opposite me excitedly, with an earnest face: "Minister Chen, I didn't expect you to be so easy to speak, I thought you would hate me!" ”

"How is that possible?"

I looked horrified: "Don't say such things, I used to admire you, okay?" ”

Gu Manman was easily fooled out by Lao Tzu.

I think this girl will say something nice to the other employees in the office.

I lit a cigarette, turned around in the boss's chair in the office, and felt that my life was suddenly a lot brighter.

Just because I don't have a house or a car now doesn't mean I won't have one in the future.

As long as I hold Li Yanna's thighs firmly, what benefits can't be gained?

Besides, compared to rights, money is a hair?

It's a feeling like no other.

But I also warned myself that I must not be complacent, I must not be complacent.

I had to take it one step at a time.

All day today, there was nothing to do in the inspection department, so I took the high-configuration computer to watch TV dramas and swipe Weibo.

It's really cool to be an official.

In the evening, Li Yanna called me.

"Where to eat?"

"I made an appointment with an old colleague from Reawater Street to have a meal together!"

"Oh!" Her muffled voice could be heard from within.

"However, we have to go and get Xiao Chen back first!"

"Don't be so troublesome, I'll pick up Xiao Chen, you go and say goodbye to your old colleagues!" Li Yanna took the initiative to share my worries.

Well, that's exactly what I want.

I was too embarrassed to trouble her directly.

I can feel that since she asked for a lot on the mountain and was fooled by the old Taoist priest, she has taken the initiative to express her love for Lao Tzu.

When I'm happy, she's happy, and when I'm sad, she's sad.

This is a love affair for her, right?

I went downstairs and drove my little Lechi straight to Repulse Street.

During the day, I have already arranged for Nana to gather her old colleagues together and have a meal at the Mong Kok Restaurant on Repulse Street.

I came in with a spring breeze on my face, and found that my nemesis Zhou Daquan was also sitting tremblingly in the crowd, and couldn't help but glance at Nana angrily.

Nana stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.

If Li Yanna did this action, it would definitely be delicate and cute, but if Nana, the little queen of gossip, did it, the spit splashed everywhere, and some fell into Zhou Daquan's water cup next to her.

Belch!

I pretended not to see it and sat down on the innermost chair.

When everyone arrives, the food will be served.

Zhou Daquan took out the blue and white Fenjiu that he had treasured for many years.

Now that he has taken out the good wine, I don't bother to move the second pot head in the trunk outside.

The male colleagues poured full of wine, and the female colleagues naturally poured full of drinks.

He was promoted directly from the deputy head of a branch to the head of a section at headquarters.

This kind of rocket-like promotion is simply unheard of.

Everyone admires me not only but also admiration. Flattery, my ears are calloused.

That's the benefit of power.

This group of guys who used to joke with me used to make fun of me are actually sycophants today.

This feeling, one word, cool!

Zhou Daquan toasted Lao Tzu at the wine table.

I didn't give him face either.

The rebate of 60,000 yuan has been cheated by you? I'll give you face? Unless I'm crazy?

Zhou Daquan, who was angry, brushed his sleeves away.

After a full meal and drink, someone proposed to go to KTV.

I don't have enough money, so I excuse myself to have work to do tomorrow and can't go out again.

I have a hundred dollars left over from the cost of this meal.

Who would have thought that the head of the inspection department of the dignified Haisheng Group would be poor and have a hundred yuan left!

After sending the big guy away, I couldn't hold it back, and I didn't look for a toilet, so I started sprinkling water in a dark corner.

Suddenly, a coquettish voice came from his back, and Lao Tzu trembled all over.

"Yo, Minister Xiao Chen? Are you hiding here? People have been looking for you for a long time! ”