Chapter 213: Tianmu You're so smart
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Just like the cheerleader on campus, when he saw the basketball god on campus shoot a three-pointer, he shouted and jumped in place excitedly.
Si Tianmu was so frightened that he shouted: "Don't jump, don't jump." He shouted as he waved his hand at Anya Jie.
An Yajie, who came back from the excitement, found that she was tragic, and the already soft soil under her feet was now even softer when she jumped like this.
The branches on Anya Jie's feet had slowly been trapped in the mud, and she panicked all of a sudden, completely lacking the calmness and rationality of being alone.
Sure enough, women in love will be spoiled.
"Anya, listen to me, don't be in a hurry and don't move." Si Tianmu calmly comforted the panicked An Yajie.
"Now take off your coat and lay it flat on the dirt floor, untie the branches on your feet, and lie down on your clothes in a large shape, you know?"
"Oh, okay, I got it." An Yajie slowly calmed down and quickly did what Si Tianmu said.
Si Tianmu immediately took out the nylon rope from his backpack and wrapped the end with the triangular claw around a large stone.
An Yajie was already lying on her clothes, but there seemed to be a huge suction under her, which kept sucking her down.
"Anya, grab the rope and I'll pull you up." Si Tianmu threw the rope hard into An Yajie's hand.
Anya Jie hurriedly grabbed the rope.
"Hold on?"
"Hold on, you pull."
An Yajie clung to the rope, and Si Tianmu pulled her up with force.
After a while, Anya Jie was so tired that she collapsed on the ground, gasping for air.
Si Tianmu twins propped up their knees, leaned over and looked at An Yajie funny: "I'm going to kiss you now, but my mouth is really full of mud." ”
An Yajie was lying on the ground, looking at the clean Si Tianmu on her body, she suddenly smiled evilly at Si Tianmu, Si Tianmu was stunned for a second, An Yajie quickly got up and knocked Si Tianmu down.
She rubbed all the mud on her body onto Si Tianmu's body, and rubbed her dirty face against Si Tianmu's face.
"Hahaha...... You're as dirty as I am now. ”
Si Tianmu was full of smiles, and pressed An Yajie to the ground with a flip, and he looked at An Yajie with both hands.
"Who said it just now, I'll jump over and kiss me."
"I just laughed and didn't say yes."
"Okay, you dare to fool me." Si Tianmu said and went to tickle An Yajie's itch.
"Ah...... Hahaha......" Anya Jie rolled on the floor with laughter.
"Don't scratch it, I'm afraid of itching, hahaha......"
"Then you don't even count." Si Tianmu did not stop his movements.
"Count, count, hahaha...... Stop, hahaha......" Anya Jie laughed so hard that tears flowed from her eyes.
Si Tianmu finally stopped, and An Yajie immediately climbed far away, for fear that Si Tianmu would come over and scratch her again.
An Yajie laughed enough, covered her aching stomach and looked at Si Tianmu seriously: "Si Tianmu, we have to have three chapters of the law, and you are not allowed to tickle me at every turn in the future." ”
Si Tianmu raised his eyebrows: "Okay, as long as you don't talk back." ”
An Yajie crossed her hands on her hips, pouted and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, very unconvinced.
Si Tianmu stood up funny and leaned in front of An Yajie: "Looking at your expression, I still want to regret it." As he spoke, he was about to hold out his hand again.
An Yajie was so frightened that she jumped back with her hands in her hands: "How can I have it?" ”
"Then where do you want to kiss me?" Si Tianmu put his hands behind his back, bent down and smiled in front of An Yajie.
"Oh, you owe it first, you have to grind here again, the Chinese New Year's Eve is over." Anya Jie tried to change the subject.
"Hmm." Si Tianmu nodded thoughtfully.
"It makes sense, it's really not appropriate here, then I owe it first, and I'll ask you for it when I go back." Si Tianmu took off his coat as he spoke.
An Yajie screamed in fright, hugged her arms and jumped back: "Si Tianmu, I warn you, don't play hooligan here." ”
"Huh." Si Tianmu was angry and funny.
"I said, why is your mind full of impure thoughts, I want to take off my coat and put it on you, this is also called a hooligan?"
An Yajie suddenly blushed.
Si Tianmu smiled and draped his coat on Anya Jie's shoulders: "Put it on, it's cold in the mountains." ”
An Yajie's heart was warm: "What about you, you're not cold?" ”
"I'm thick-skinned, not cold."
Si Tianmu turned around and put the rope back in his backpack.
The two continued to walk forward, but they had been walking in the mountains for almost two hours, but they had not gained anything, and they had not seen Ming Ziguo's hair.
Si Tianmu looked at An Yajie, who was sweating all over her head, and looked distressed: "Maybe there is no Mingzi fruit in this mountain at all, how can you encounter such a precious thing." ”
"Why don't we go back and divide those Mingzi fruits into two parts and make two smaller pillows."
"No, such a big mountain, we've only been around for a while, there must be one, but we haven't found it yet. I have a feeling that there must be Ming Zi Fruit here, and they are hiding in some corner waiting for me to go to the good fortune. ”
"Huh." Si Tianmu was amused by An Yajie's persistence.
"Then I'll wait for you to come, and I'll be glad for me."
Anya glanced at Si Tianmu: "You are Ming Ziguo, if you are Ming Ziguo, I will be happy with you now." ”
"Hey, why are you so ignorant, I'm worth a lot more than Ming Ziguo."
Anya Jie didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and looked up at the big tree beside her as she walked forward.
"Now in my eyes, only Ming Ziguo is the most valuable, and the others are enough to stand aside.
An Yajie walked for a while and didn't hear any movement, and when she turned around, she saw Si Tianmu staying in place and not moving, with a serious face.
She walked back amusedly: "Are you so angry?" ”
Before Anya Jie finished speaking, Si Tianmu pulled her to her side, reached out to cover her mouth, and made a shushing gesture at her.
Anya blinked wide, not understanding what was happening.
Si Tianmu whispered in An Yajie's ear: "Don't speak, there is movement." ”
An Yajie nodded, and Si Tianmu let go of the hand covering her mouth, pricking up her ears to listen carefully to the movements around her. Anya Jie didn't hear anything, but she was still quiet and didn't speak.
Si Tianmu's ears moved, and he immediately looked in the direction of nine o'clock, where was a dense jungle, and he pulled An Yajie to walk slowly towards it.
An Yajie followed closely behind the curtain of Si Tian, and the two cautiously came to the back of a big tree, the grass here was more than half a person high, and the two looked at each other through the grass, and were taken aback at the same time.
I saw that there was another swamp on the opposite side, and in front of the swamp there were two Mingzi fruit trees, and there were no less than 100 Mingzi fruits hanging on the trees.
The two of them didn't have time to be happy before they became nervous, because under the tall Mingzi fruit, there were two big black bears, one curled up under the tree to sleep, and the other stood upright, rubbing its back against the tree.
An Yajie looked at the fruit on the tree nervously, for fear that a few would be shaken off by the bear, what a pity.
"How can there be black bears here, shouldn't bears be hibernating during this season?" While staring at the fruit on the tree, An Yajie whispered to Si Tianmu next to her.
Si Tianmu stared at the bear in front of him: "Not all bears hibernate, only bears living in cold areas in the north hibernate the phenomenon of hibernation." ”
"Black bears located in subtropical and tropical regions tend not to hibernate, they hunt almost all winter. The climate type of the area we are in is a subtropical monsoon climate, so the black bears here do not hibernate. ”
An Yajie looked at the man next to her with admiration: "Tianmu, why are you so smart." ”
Si Tianmu stroked his hair back: "Do you like me more?" ”
"Hmm." An Yajie nodded seriously.
"Since you're so smart, have you thought of a way to deal with those two bears? They are leaning against the Mingzi tree, and there are a lot of Mingzi fruits on it. ”
Si Tianmu suddenly had a black line: "This girl, dig a pit and wait for me to jump." ”
Looking at An Yajie's expectant expression, Si Tianmu cleared his throat: "There must be a way." ”
An Yajie's eyes widened suddenly, and the look of adoration in her eyes was self-evident.
"It's just that I haven't thought of it yet." Si Tianmu said with a calm face.
An Yajie's enthusiasm was instantly extinguished, and she pouted and glanced at Si Tianmu.
"Hey, what's that look on your face?" Si Tianmu was stimulated by An Yajie's eyes, and gritted his back molars to make a guarantee.
"You look at it, brother, I will think of a way, make sure to put a lot of those Ming Ziguo into your bag.
An Yajie's eyes immediately showed a light of hope again, and she nodded violently towards Si Tianmu's chicken.
Si Tianmu looked angry and funny, he turned around and continued to observe the two black bears, and then looked at the situation around him.
An Yajie stood beside Si Tianmu, tilting her head to look at the bear in front of her, and she suddenly thought of a question.
"Tianmu, people say that if you encounter a bear, you just lie down and pretend that the bear won't eat you, is it true?"
Si Tianmu glanced at An Yajie and said funny: "Bears are omnivorous, which means that they can eat anything, even fresh corpses. ”
"And bears also like to lick their own food, so if you play dead, you're really dead."
Anya Jie swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and subconsciously shrunk her neck.
Si Tianmu smiled and touched the top of An Yajie's head, and continued to turn his head to look at the bear in front of him.
An Yajie saw that Si Tianmu was so attentive, she also quieted down and didn't disturb Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu stared at the two bears, searching for information about the black bear in his mind, looking for characteristics that he could use.
Despite their size, bears are very agile and can not only climb trees, but also jump from one tree to another without falling.
Bears are not afraid of water, and even if they can't swim, they can dive, because bears are also very fish-loving animals.
It's just that the bear's eyesight is not very good, and the vision of distant things will be blurry, and the wind will blow the hair on its ears when the bear runs, which weakens the bear's vision range even more.
So the bear uses its sense of smell to chase its prey, and the bear's sense of hearing and vision is not good, but the sense of smell is very sensitive.
After Si Tianmu finished analyzing the characteristics of the bear in his mind, he looked at the swamp in front of him again, and already had an idea in his heart.
He took off his backpack and took out all the food and water inside.
An Yajie bent down and supported her knees with her hands, looking at Si Tianmu's movements curiously, not knowing what good way he thought of to deal with those two bears.
At this time, Si Tianmu suddenly raised his head and looked An Yajie up and down, An Yajie subconsciously tightened the clothes on her chest, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva in anger.
I thought timidly, "He can't use me to seduce the black bear, right?" ”
Si Tianmu looked at An Yajie's scared expression, and didn't feel funny: "What is this woman thinking?" ”
He half-squatted on the ground, put one hand on his knee, tilted his head and looked at An Yajie with a wicked smile.
"I remember when you took off your clothes last night, you wore two warm shirts, didn't you?"