No. 281 Black Cloth Bucket
I felt like a mirror in my heart, and nodded dumbly: "But isn't it, that kid can't afford to get out of bed, and I can't help it, or I'll go with you, don't take him." ”
"That won't work, that won't work!" The corpse chaser seemed to be electrocuted by something, and waved his hand in a panic: "Wait for him, you must wait for him!" ”
I glanced at him suspiciously, and he immediately realized that he was cowardly in what he said, and hurriedly made an excuse: "I want to go together, I'm embarrassed to leave him, I'm also afraid of ......"
"Okay, then thank you for your kindness," I looked at the room where the dead people were placed on the periphery, it should have been empty, and I knew that those dead people should be in place, and I said that I was going back to find Lu Hengchuan, but I first inquired about the way down the mountain.
The corpse chaser estimated that he said that you didn't have a chance to leave after you inquired, but he didn't hide it, so he pointed out the way, and after pointing out, he urged me to call Lu Hengchuan.
I nodded, and then said, "I see that there are not many guests today, why don't the shopkeepers go with me?" ”
The corpse chaser blinked his eyes: "The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper still has to be busy with the affairs of the store......"
"Don't, this kind of good thing has to be brought to the shopkeeper, how can the flower seller not wear flowers!" I hurriedly said, "What about the shopkeeper?" I went and called him, called him, and told me to bring the boy. ”
The corpse chaser saw that I meant to let the shopkeeper follow, hesitated, or went to the counter to discuss for a while, the two of them muttered for a while, maybe afraid of a long night and a lot of dreams, I changed my mind, so I had to come out: "It's hard to be gracious, but it's hard to be gracious, then let's go together!" ”
As he spoke, he stared at me and called Lu Hengchuan.
I happily agreed, and dragged Lu Hengchuan out when I returned to the house.
When they saw Lu Hengchuan shrunk in the quilt like a corpse, they were also startled: "What's wrong with him?" ”
"He can't afford it, I'll drag him and walk."
The corpse chaser and the shopkeeper looked at each other, if it were an ordinary person, he would have said, "If you are trapped like this, you won't forget it, right?" ”
Or curious to ask a few more words if this kid is sick in the brain, but the two of them saw that Lu Hengchuan had become a strange flower, and they didn't dare to ask more, for fear that we wouldn't go, so they hurriedly led the way in front, and I saw a layer of oil and sweat floating on the head of the shopkeeper, and the corpse driver's Adam's apple rolled up and down like a ball.
The small pool was in a separate room, and it looked very bright, and my eyes were sharp, and I could see that in an unnoticeable place, there was something covered with a black cloth, and I sincerely pointed and asked, "Eh, what is that?" Is it a shower gel? ”
"Where do we have a good shower gel in the mountains!" As soon as I pointed to the bucket, the corpse chaser and the shopkeeper's soul were almost frightened, and hurriedly hid the bucket behind him: "There's nothing in it, please soak in the pool!" ”
"That's not right," I said deliberately, "why don't you take off your clothes?" ”
"We, take off, take off!" As he spoke, the two of them gritted their teeth and took off their clothes, and the two of them looked at each other, obviously discussing what to do next, that is, how to get out of it themselves, and leave us behind.
is still the shrewdness of the shopkeeper, and suddenly said: "By the way, the most important thing in this pool is to rub the bath towel, how can I forget what you said!" You wait, I'll get it! ”
"Yes, yes, look at my memory, I came to soak in the pool, and I didn't even wear pants! What is this called! The corpse chaser also slapped his face: "No, I have to take it!" ”
With that, the two of them were going out together.
As a result, when he arrived at the door, the shopkeeper hurriedly opened the door, but he was dumbfounded: "What's going on with this door......
The corpse chaser didn't know so he wanted to open the door, but he was stupid: "I can't open ......"
I can't get it out, it's full of fear!
I pulled one of Lu Hengchuan's arms out of the quilt roll and looked at the watch in his hand: "The one-legged god eats people, when is it?" ”
"Before eight o'clock in the morning, I can't eat, it's too late, I, I and the one-legged god, that is, I met at eight o'clock in the morning......" Before the corpse chaser finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment, turned his head and stared at me in disbelief: "You, what did you just say?" ”
The shopkeeper's hatred of iron is not steel, and he is angry but gives the corpse chaser a slap: "People say that the one-legged god is!" You big fool? How to bring it up! ”
There were five minutes left, and it was eight o'clock.
I threw Lu Hengchuan's arm on the ground, turned my head to look at the two of them and smiled, and pointed to the back of the pool: "Those dead people, just stop there?" ”
"You're not an ordinary person, how do ordinary people know about the one-legged god?" The shopkeeper was angry, and he turned around and gave the corpse chaser a slap in the head: "You useless thing, why did you still make up two people in the industry!" ”
The corpse chaser was slapped by the two shopkeepers, covering his head and crying: "I also said Mo earlier, I'm afraid that the two of them are not ordinary people, what are you talking ......about?"
"So you're still here to rely on me?" The shopkeeper's angry eyes were red, and he grabbed the corpse chaser: "What moth you provoked, Lao Tzu has endured it for nineteen years, and now when the time comes, you feed you!" ”
"You can't say that, you also took the benefits promised by the one-legged god, and now you can't choose yourself alone!" Although the corpse chaser is very afraid of the shopkeeper, but now that life and death are at hand, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites, pointing at the shopkeeper and shouting: "You take advantage of it, I will bear the blame, there is no such thing!" ”
Seeing that the catastrophe was approaching and they turned against each other, these two people were like fighting cocks, so I said: "Don't worry, this year is the nineteenth year, and the one-legged god wants to eat nineteen people, but we have twenty-one people here, and you say, what will happen to the extra two?" ”
The corpse chaser and the shopkeeper were stunned by my question, and involuntarily said: "It's never been like this, it's hard to find people, and it's hard to put together all the pieces every year, how can you say more......"
"So," I continued, "you have been offering the one-legged god for half your life, and you have not seen with your own eyes how the one-legged god eats people, so I am curious, so I will gamble my luck to see what the one-legged god, who should have eaten nineteen people, does to twenty-one." ”
"Could it be ......" The shopkeeper reacted, staring at me, his eyes were about to burst out: "You, it was you who locked the door Mo?" ”
I laughed: "I don't know, but the deadbolt seems to be quite easy to break, and I can't open it if I hook my finger slightly." ”
"You...... You ......" The shopkeeper seemed to want to fight with me, but after thinking about it, it was better to break out of the door than to fight with me, and hit the door desperately, I continued: "You bang, if the door is opened, the four living people will not be able to save the whole meeting to go out, there are only seventeen dead people left here for the one-legged god to eat, the one-legged god will be unhappy, and what disaster will come when the time comes, I really can't say." ”
When the shopkeeper heard this, he glared at me: "What are you here for?" You, do you also want to worship the one-legged god, come to us to fight? ”
For the sake of a one-legged god, I hung myself in the mountain stream, and I was so sick!
But I didn't answer, I just looked at the watch on Lu Hengchuan's wrist: "Eh, it's time." ”
I didn't finish speaking, and suddenly there was a low crash in the corner of the room.
The sound naturally came from the bucket covered with black cloth, and it sounded like a live crab in the bucket, and it was impatient to climb out.
It seems that this can open your eyes and see what the hell this one-legged god is.
The little abacus in my heart crackled, if I can get this thing, then how many lives can this act for heaven be saved? The accumulated merits, I'm afraid that I can keep my job for a while, it's much more useful than going out to buy fish and release them, which one who eats yin and yang rice will think that he has more merit?
Besides, Lu Hengchuan's life and me, although the motive is not pure, it is indeed saved by the corpse chaser, no matter what, he can also be regarded as our life-saving benefactor, this cause and effect, this time can be cleared up, it is also a good thing, so as not to save the life-saving benefactor in the face of death, and lose yin virtue.
At this time, the corpse chaser and the shopkeeper all stared at the bucket covered by the black cloth, only to see "pop pop", the black cloth on the bucket seemed to be lifted by the contents of it.