0051 Lao Zhou
The time came to two o'clock in the afternoon.
The fat man with a blue nose and swollen face pouted, full of tears, pitifully cleaning up the sixth floor attic.
The old lady hummed a little song happily, happily bent down and lowered her head to scrape the garbage under the bed with a broom, quite seriously, and she couldn't clean it up.
I told this stupid old lady that I don't have to clean up so cleanly, and the meaning is good, but people told me that although I am renting a house, I have to clean up and return the former "home", and I have to be conscientious and responsible in life and work.
"Zhao Qingyi!"
The old lady seemed to have packed up something terrible, pinched her waist and shouted my name, as if she was going to kill someone.
"What's wrong?"
I was smoking a cigarette on the side and was the shopkeeper, looking confused.
"There are seven stinky socks that you haven't washed in a bed seam, and you can ask yourself, it's about to ferment, why are you so? Starting tomorrow, your stinky socks must be washed every day, or I'll kick you out of the house, huh!"
The old lady arrogantly gave me hard indicators.
"Wow!"
Fang Fat seized the opportunity to take revenge, pinched his nose, frowned in disgust and forced into a straight line: "Your stinky socks smell really rushing, do you want to pickle pickles with socks?" Why do you have seven? Shouldn't it be eight? Didn't you sleepwalk and eat the one you didn't have? Then we have to go to the proctology department to have a look! ”
", I'll cut you if I talk again!"
I didn't give Fang Fat a good face, and then changed his face in an instant as if he had learned Peking Opera, picked up the stinky socks on the ground, and then threw them into the garbage bag: "Sister, calm and calm, I live with you, it will be absolutely clean in the future, and I guarantee that you won't be able to see a cockroach in our house!"
"Bragging!"
Fang Fatzi was very happy to see the seams.
"You're really underwhelmed!"
I pressed the knuckles of my fingers to beat him again.
"You also bullied other people's small parties, and what they said is also the truth."
At this time, the old lady and Fang Fat Man were standing on the same front, and after stopping me, the other fat man said in a calm tone: "Xiao Fang, your whole big plastic bag, this bedding can't be used, just throw it away when you go downstairs in a while."
"Properly, old lady!"
Fang Fatzi was like the last servant of the Qing court, glared at me viciously, and then threw the rotten bedding of the single bed into a ball and threw it into a garbage bag.
"And don't ask for your clothes!"
The old lady looked at a pile of clothes that were about to become moldy, and they had the meaning of exploding, so she endured it helplessly and did not get angry: "Wait for two days, I will pay my salary, and I will buy it for you again."
"What are you talking about?"
I rubbed my nose awkwardly and didn't say a word.
……
At three o'clock in the afternoon, everything was packed up, the main time was wasted in my room, and it took less than 20 minutes for my sister's luggage to be packed.
Because she didn't have much luggage, a few changes of clothes, other cosmetics and feminine accessories and other items were pitiful.
Go downstairs and throw it away.
I called a van and the group headed for the Garden.
When we arrived at Shengshi Garden, Fang Fatzi and I walked upstairs in front of us with large bags and small bags, and the old lady followed behind with a relatively small bag in her hand.
"Brother Yi, do you want to buy a set of bedding for you?"
Fang Fat Man was shyly picking up the cheap flying eyes.
"Do you say buy or don't buy?"
I also swished back with a flying eye.
"If you don't buy it, you'll sleep in a bed at night!"
Fang Fatzi is unpredictable, and the prophet easily knows my thoughts.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
I smirked and swallowed a mouthful of hot saliva.
……
"This house is very good!"
The old lady was satisfied with the bedroom on the right and laid out the bedding that she had used for three years but was still very clean.
After cleaning up the room, I looked back and saw me and Fang Fatzi who were selling orders: "Xiao Fang, you open the blue bag, there are pots and pans in it, my sister will go downstairs to buy vegetables in a while, cook for you, let's move newly, we have to heat the pot and stove, and add popularity."
"Okay!"
Fang Fatzi happily agreed, and then ran back to his own house with one foot deep and one foot shallow, to wake up his cheap daughter-in-law
"What are you doing cooking? It's too much work. ”
I'm afraid my sister will be tired.
"People helped you move, don't you have to thank them?"
The old lady sat on the bed, rubbing her thighs that were a little sore.
"Then don't cook, the fat man will call him in a while, you and him, go downstairs to find a fresh supermarket, buy some mutton or something, let's eat hot pot at night, eat hot pot can be lively."
I couldn't persuade her, so I came up with a trick to save trouble, in fact, I also wanted to eat hot pot.
"Okay!"
The old lady nodded stupidly: "When did Fat Fang find the object?" You sent me a picture yesterday! The little girl is very beautiful, but she looks at it in the photo, and she is a little dumbfounded. ”
"I found it two days ago, the child looks very good, and his brain is really not very good at turning, and after a while, he said that the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, you should not have heard."
Although Yin Ruhua has no tendency to harm people now, I still give my sister a preventive shot, and I don't even want her to come into contact with Yin Ruhua, but her expectant little eyes make me reject this idea.
She wanted to have a same-sex playmate so badly.
"Huahua, call this beautiful young lady an old sister!"
Fang Fatzi, who was wearing a black floral nightdress, walked over from next door and told her who was the sister for the first time.
"Hello sister!"
Yin Ruhua is not flowing now, more or less still a little dementia, speaking very directly, a 90-degree bow, as if to send the old lady away.
"Hey! Hello!"
The old lady greeted her cordially, avoided etiquette by the way, quickly picked her up Yin Ruhua, pulled her to the bedside, and the two sat down together, whispering happily and communicating together without hindrance, quite harmonious.
"Eat hot pot at night."
My fat man winked.
"Eat! I'm going to eat Hailar's mutton and something else. ”
Fang Fatzi felt injustice in his heart, and continued to work hard with me.
"I think you look like Hailar! I'll get some Mediterranean lamb on the hour!"
I slapped him in the face with a big-eared thunderbolt.
"It's not a thing to do it, phew!"
As a senior mouth cannon player, Fang Fatzi knows that it is definitely useless to fight, and he can only rely on his mouth to get by.
"What's that, is Lao Zhou still in his store now?"
I am reminded of a role that is relative to us, an elder.
"I guess it's there."
Fang Fatzi replied uncertainly: "He should almost be in the shop, except for the store, he has nowhere to go!" Every day is more idle than both of us!"
"Hey! Xiao Yi!"
The old lady said casually: "I haven't seen Uncle Zhou for a long time, I miss him a lot, you can call Uncle Zhou over!"
"I also think the same way, he stays by himself every day, and he doesn't cook and eat, so he knows how to drink, call him over, and we can give him a whole meal."
I nodded, and slapped Fang Fat's ass again: "You go with me to find Lao Zhou, and then your cheap daughter-in-law and my sister prepare meals, okay?"
"Let's go, then."
"Let's go."
Fang Fat Man and I walked out of the house.
……
Lao Zhou opened a funeral supplies store near the Third People's Hospital in Lubei District, and he made a living, so he didn't often mess with the two of us.
Jiangshui Road is not too far from the Third People's Hospital, and it takes 20 minutes to get there by taxi.
When I arrived near the hospital, I found the most eye-catching and ingenious one from the rows of funeral supply stores.
The name of the store is "Good Luck Come".
On the left and right sides of the doorway are paper figures of a boy and a girl.
There is nothing strange about the paper figure, what is strange is that the paper figure has a couplet hanging in his hand.
The couplet in the hand of the boy on the left is "Welcome".
The couplet in the hand of the virgin paper figure on the right is "peace in and out".
On the glass frame on the top of the door is a horizontal batch of "Mustai Windfall".
The first impression is that it is ridiculous, not at all like doing serious work, resulting in a bleak business and few people coming.
Moreover, in terms of decoration, the translucent glass doors are covered with dust and dirt, which are opaque and dry, giving people the illusion that they will close down at any time. Burning paper and gold ingots are scattered in a few piles and few people take care of them, the urn style is single, just look at it and know that it is not a good material carefully made, but the price is clearly marked 15000.
What's even more disgusting is the bizarre hybrid smell of the smell of burning mixed with the smell of smoke and the smell of inferior liquor wafting out of the store. If anyone has the guts to smell it, the brain bag will be buzzing for a long time.
With such an operation, it's no wonder that business can be good!