Chapter 58: Love pretends to be forced to be struck by lightning
"What the hell is the tea at noon?"
Yang Mei Daxian asked casually absentmindedly, thinking about who was the ghost today.
Yang Mei's unintentional slip of the tongue made Danfeng a little deflated. The voice was lowered.
"Afternoon tea is a medicine in the world. I heard that it is especially effective in treating stomach aches. I ...... last time"
Danfeng was about to say that last time he and Qilin stole the fried stinky tofu in the world and ate their stomachs, it was good to eat this thing. was interrupted by Master Yang Mei with some impatience.
"The kind of thing that heals mortals can't cure immortals. ”
Yang Mei felt that his head was about to explode, and he didn't come up with a name. This feeling of being played around by others and not being able to fight back is very bad.
Apprentice Danfeng: This will purely hit the gunpowder bag.
Yang Mei felt that not only did her stomach hurt badly, but her head also began to hurt.
"Forget it. Then give it a try. ”
Danfeng turned his head and pecked Qilin's neck, meaning, "Fool, you should find a way." Master was really by us. ”
Kirin felt an uncomfortable itch on his neck and writhed his body. The couch on the back of the two also shook a little. He pretended to be angry and glared at Danfeng, "Don't make trouble!" I'm looking forward to Danfeng a little more......
Danfeng pursed his lips, it seemed that the junior brother couldn't count on it at all. With a roll of his eyes, he had an idea again.
"Master, do you want to drink the Kunlun Immortal Drunk? ”
Danfeng deliberately put his voice soft, soft. Every time, the master was very satisfied with this, and he was reluctant to continue to be angry about the misfortune caused by the two little apprentices.
"The fairy is drunk?good, good, good!Great~" Yang Mei Daxian smiled when he arrived at the wine, and the depression just now was swept away.
There is wine today and it is good to get drunk today, and it is a big deal that the soldiers will come to block the water and cover the earth. It's a king who has to come out and see how long the scheming grandsons hide.
Hearing a few good words from the master, Danfeng knew that this matter had been turned over, and secretly scratched Qilin's shoulder with his wings, pursed his lips and smiled secretly. With his hands and feet, he quickly took an altar of immortal drunkenness from the space and put it on the master's couch.
"Just a jar. It's so stingy!At least three altars!" Yang Mei Daxian complained while holding the wine jar and gurgling at the mouth of the altar.
The intoxicating aroma of wine wafted out and drilled into the noses of Qilin and Danfeng, which was really tempting. Qilin couldn't help but swallow his saliva, turned his head with envy and greed and glanced behind him, and was slapped on the head silently by Danfeng. Stiffly straightened the Kirin's head, looked straight ahead, and whispered, "Be careful with your car." Don't get distracted. ”
"Master, there are too many altars. I'll give you two altars. It took 10,000 years for the heavenly court to brew a hundred altars. Save on some drinks. Dan Fengjiao smiled and sent another altar to the master. How do you know that Yang Mei Daxian drank a cow for a while, and after a short while, a jar of twenty catties of wine was drunk.
"It's really good wine. Yang Mei burped contentedly. I just drank a jar, why did I feel a little dizzy. Picked up another jar of wine and was about to continue drinking. Inexplicably, he felt the strong and terrifying coercion of the Heavenly Dao, and his heart was shocked.
The dark clouds that had been rolling high in the sky suddenly cracked, and the pale blue lightning hidden inside twisted and twisted towards their barrier.
When it comes into contact with a transparent barrier, it glows with a dazzling turquoise light. Like a letter spit out by a poisonous snake, vicious and fierce. Failing to split the barrier, the lightning bolts were bounced back with a rumbling sound.
Danfeng shook involuntarily.
"Master, look at that lightning! spherical shape!"
"This kind of lightning is not very common!"
Yang Mei Daxian said lightly, silently. Open the wine seal of the second jar, take a small sip, and savor it, not like the heroism and hunger just now.
"You two are starting to descend now, find a safe place and stop. ”
He sat cross-legged on the couch, hugging the jar of wine and squinting slightly, looking at the pale blue lightning and purple-red thunder surging in the sky. The pale blue lightning gradually turned into a deep blue, and then to black.
Not good!
The Fourth Immeasurable Tribulation has really begun, and legend has it that it will be the Epocalypse, and the whole world will be destroyed and relegated to chaos.
"Master, why did the lightning turn black? I seem to be a little uncomfortable. Kirin, what about you?"
Danfeng and Qilin slowly descended in tacit understanding, while secretly looking at the sky outside the enchantment. Danfeng always felt that something was wrong. None of this seems right.
"I seem to be fine. Qilin scratched his head and secretly glanced at his senior sister with some embarrassment.
In fact, he also felt uncomfortable, his whole body felt very hot, and there were some inexplicable currents running around, and he seemed to be a little sick. In his opinion, there is no difference between lightning white, light blue, dark blue, and black. It's all lightning anyway, and it can't hurt them. After all, he and Danfeng are both fire-type divine beasts.
"That lightning is no ordinary lightning. It's lightning from another world. If you guessed correctly, it should be the destruction of the world. ”
Yang Mei Daxian was plain and bland, and his two sentences without any emotion frightened the two apprentices.
"Master, what do you mean to destroy the world's green thunder?" Danfeng's voice was full of panic, and the dark clouds and clouds of blue-black lightning became more and more terrifying in her eyes.
"Blue is blue-black. Destroying the world, legend has it that when the immeasurable eons of the world are destroyed, the way of heaven is used to destroy the world. That is, no matter what is struck, it will be turned to ashes, and the form and spirit will be destroyed, and it will no longer exist. ”
"Ahh
"What are you afraid of?!" Yang Mei Daxian raised the wine jar, faced the sky, and laughed loudly, "Heavenly Dao, hahaha." You also come and drink a pot! How could this immortal ever be afraid of the Heavenly Dao!"
Click. The moment the wine jar was split, it turned into black powder, and Yang Mei's hands were all over the place. Most of the jar of wine inside was gone, and it probably evaporated in an instant.
There was no enchantment, and the pouring rain drenched Yang Mei and the two pets. One immortal and two pets fell down quickly.
It turned out that before he finished speaking, three blue-black lightning bolts directly split the enchantment and split Yang Mei's wine jar.
He looked at the jet-black hands in disbelief. When did Tiandao become so domineering?! In fact, Tiandao has always been very domineering, but he has always turned a blind eye to him. But the majesty of heaven is not allowed to be questioned or degraded? This time, it can be regarded as a little lesson for him. But these truths, Yang Mei Daxian did not understand until a long time later.
Yang Mei Daxian pretended to be forced to be struck by lightning, and the place happened to be in the middle of a big river. They were surrounded by mighty waves of water in front of them, left and right.
This matter was not difficult for Yang Mei, he was about to use the teleportation technique in the space technique, but he remembered that he and the Jade Emperor had sworn to the heavenly dao in front of the heavenly sundial that they would never use the space technique in the human world.
Yang Mei was still entangled, and the two apprentices directly threw two water-avoiding beads on the surface of the lake. The surface of the lake immediately changed to the ground, and it was stable, but the wind and rain were heavy, and a layer of mist rose.
The unicorn conjured a large umbrella and put it over the heads of the three of them. He took out two square scarves and handed them to Master and Senior Sister respectively.
"Master, where are we going?
started fighting monsters from Qinglian Town, to fighting the immortals in Heavenly Court, and then successfully escaped with Erlang God, and finally was struck by lightning in such a ****. He didn't like it in his heart when he was fighting and killing, coming and going in the wind and rain.
Qilin is in a hurry to go home, he is a very family-oriented, honest Buddhist Han. I don't have any big ambitions, so I want to accompany my master and sister to practice martial arts, practice pills, plant some immortal plants, eat and drink, and cultivate immortals.
This kind of farming life without fighting with the world is the most suitable. It's just that God doesn't fulfill people's wishes.
Yang Mei Daxian burped, very satisfied, "We're going to find someone." ”
Danfeng was about to ask who the master was looking for, but Qilin tugged at her hand, "You see, there seems to be someone in the fog." ”