Chapter 21 Anti-Guest-oriented
Buxian stood up and said generously: "I can go, but if I want to go, the prince's brother shouldn't use his identity to suppress the royal sister." As the old adage goes, 'I am old, and I am old, and I am young, and I am young.' The world can be carried in the palm of your hand'. The crown prince is the prince of Xuanxuan, and the future monarch should not respect his teacher and love his sister? If you have to force each other as a prince today, it is really not a gentleman's doing, the royal sister is only seven years old, and she has just recovered from a serious illness. If this thing gets out, I am afraid that it will be laughed at by all the people. ”
After saying something, everyone was dumbfounded.
Seeing that they looked deflated, they were not envious and happy, and they called for themselves frantically. After thinking about it last night, I prepared a set of words, and I really used it today.
Buxian cleared his throat and continued: "It's not impossible to ask the imperial sister to go. But I'm going to ......"
"What do you want?" The prince asked.
Don't envy your head: "I want to be fair." Let's play a game. If you win, I'll go, convinced. ”
"Okay." The prince readily agreed.
"I haven't said any games yet."
The prince said contemptuously: "Just you add another palace maid?" You're going to lose anything. ”
Buxian smiled: "Brother Prince is right. This game is very simple, I ask you three questions, and if you answer correctly, I will obediently go with this Fan Qi to find the four treasures and books of the study you lost. ”
The prince slapped the table: "Okay, you ask." ”
"Okay, let's say it first, the prince can answer, Fan Qi can answer, the Taifu can't speak, the Taifu will lose even if you open your mouth," Buxian finished talking about the rules, and turned to Chayan and said, "Chayan, you are literate and knowledgeable, you take a pen and write down all the remarks present, you must be detailed and word-for-word, and after school for a while, you will have to present it to the Queen Mother." ”
Cha Yan saluted yes, and came forward to sit down and pick up the pen to prepare to write.
Buxian walked to Wei Taifu's side and stood with his hands behind his back: "The first question, the sage once said, 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise', may I ask how this sentence is translated?" ”
When the prince heard this, he laughed: "Is the imperial sister going to send me to win?" It's not a complaint that 'it's hardest to get along with women and cunning people at heart.' ’”
Buxian said: "Wrong. ”
The prince retorted: "What's wrong? ”
"The mistake is that the words are taken out of context, the prince's brother never asks what the words are, and he doesn't know what the saint said this. These words are that Sage Kong found out that he was not only deceived by the patriotic monarch after his trip to defend the country, but also fooled by the villains around the patriotic monarch. So the Confucian sage accused the patriotic monarch of listening to the villains around him, 'I have not seen good virtues, such as lustful people'. After leaving the country, Sage Kong said to his disciples, 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise!' If you are near, you will not be grand, and if you are far away, you will be resentful'. He only admonished the king to manage the country and the family well, and to guard against and control the favored people and villains around him, so the "woman" can be interpreted as "your son", and it can also be interpreted as the king's side of the favored person. ”
The prince was speechless, and he was very unwilling: "This, this, this...... Come again and again, two wins in three games will determine the winner or loser. ”
"Okay," Buxian walked up to Fan Qi's side and asked, 'A tooth for a tooth' What's next?
“……”
Everyone was at a loss, even Taifu was stunned.
The prince stood up angrily and said, "You nonsense, you tell me where this 'tooth for tooth' comes from? ”
Buxian laughed: "If the prince's brother has never heard of it, it doesn't mean that there is no source." There are many talented people in this world, don't believe it, ask Mrs. Wei, does he dare to say that he knows everything about astronomy and geography? ”
The prince was not convinced: "Then you say, where did it come from?" What's next? ”
Bu Xian replied: "From the Old Testament Deuteronomy, 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a hand for a hand, and a foot for a foot'." After saying that, he chuckled.
turned the prince's angry face into the color of pig liver, and the seven orifice smoked.
Seeing that the prince was about to explode, fearing that he would harm himself, Fan Qi hurriedly jumped out to protect the lord: "Princess, isn't it five problems to win two games in three games?" Now that the winner or loser is undecided, don't rejoice too soon. ”
Buxian replied: "Cut." How old are you, how old am I, you are a scoundrel with a seven-year-old kid with me, you are too shameless. I'll put it here, don't say it's three questions, five questions, or ten questions today, the prince's brother will lose. ”
The prince got up and overturned the bookcase, and roared angrily: "Bastard! Licentious! What do you mean? Could it be that you're saying I'm not half as smart as you?! ”
By the way, aren't you stupid? Buxian thought so in his heart, but he didn't say anything, just hid behind the Taifu and whispered: "Taifu Wei, if you can't protect me today and let the prince beat me, I will go to the imperial grandmother to sue you viciously, and take out the old story of your abuse in Taixue and talk to my imperial grandmother." The emperor and the queen mother regard me as a pearl in the palm of their hands, if you dare to treat me like this, I will not let you go easily. ”
When the Taifu heard this, he hurriedly appeased the prince and ordered someone to step forward to stop the prince.
When the prince calmed down a little, he said again: "Brother the prince is not stupid at all, it is the brother who is kind, let the younger sister, and the younger sister will win." ”
The prince picked up the tea brought by his subordinates and drank it heavily.
Buxian said again: "Brother, think about it, the rules of this game are set by my sister, there are no restrictions, my sister can ask any question, and my sister's question must be extremely tricky." Even if I ask you, I ate a few grains of rice, drank a few sips of water this morning, and walked a few steps, this is reasonable, can my brother answer it?"
did not envy the soft and glutinous words, and coaxed the prince's anger to disappear, and his face softened.
Buxian walked out from behind Taifu Wei and stepped forward to salute the prince: "Brother the prince is a brother who is not envious, and he is the most respected man besides his father." It's just a game today.,I haven't seen my brother for many days.,I don't envy and miss it very much.,So I want to make my brother happy.。 Brother Prince, but I don't want to envy you to find books, pens, ink, paper, inkstones, and inkstones, and I don't envy to obey orders. He beckoned, "Fan Qi, let's go." ”
The prince stopped and did not envy: "Then that ...... Then you ordered someone to write it down......" said as he kept glancing at the tea smoke.
"Oh oh...... Cha Yan, present what you wrote to the prince's brother, whether he wants to tear it up or crumple it or let people eat it, it's okay. ”
Chayan presented the paper to the prince, who took it and crumpled it and threw it in front of Fan Qi: "Eat it!" ”
Fan Qi hesitated for a long time, grabbed the paper ball in his hand, looked at the prince, looked at the prince, looked at the prince, and looked at the prince. Pathetic.
Unenvious and unmoved, this kind of villain who tends to be inflammatory, and falls into the well is not worthy of sympathy.
Seeing that there was no one to help, Fan Qi had to stuff the paper ball into his mouth, chewed it in a big gulp, chewed and retched a few times, and almost vomited with envy.
Taifu saw that everyone was unwell, so he hurriedly asked his subordinates to bring water, and swallowed the paper ball with Shui Fan Qi.