Chapter 893: The Size of One Pill (3)
"What's that~ is one okay?" Stretching out a finger, Xu Renjie asked tentatively with a pretending to wince.
Hearing the words, Jiangkou and the mountain were all stunned, obviously Lao Xu's "shamelessness" was beyond their expectations.
"One won't work, what about the two?"
Unwillingly, he stretched out another finger, and his forehead under the mountain frowned involuntarily.
Seeing this, Lao Xu hurriedly stretched out his third finger: "Then, then three of them?" ”
It's like buying vegetables in a vegetable market, and Lao Xu is doing it step by step, and he doesn't feel ashamed at all.
However, his negotiation drama really made Eguchi and Yamashita unbearable, Eguchi directly raised his hand to interrupt Lao Xu's clumsy performance, and then spoke: "If you defeat Yamashita in three rounds, you win; If you're still standing for 10 rounds, you win, so that's pretty fair. ”
"Alas~" Pretending to be helpless, Xu Renjie replied with a wry smile: "That's okay, please Mr. Yamashita to do it lightly." ”
"What about you, Yamashita, can you accept this standard?"
"Hmph, ten rounds you think too highly of that kid, or maybe it's too short a time to be boring. Just do as you say. ”
"Good! Let's go inside and get started! ”
The three of them entered the house, and the news of the fight between Yamashita and Lao Xu quickly spread.
This is undoubtedly an excellent time for bored and idle "foot basin country" students to have fun.
So there was no need for anyone to call, and soon a group of "foot basin country" students gathered indoors.
Standing opposite Lao Xu at the bottom of the mountain in the center, his face under the mountain was full of pride. On the other hand, Lao Xu was cowering and looking quite cowardly.
Lao Xu's look undoubtedly added to the pride of the mountain. He twisted his neck and shouted arrogantly, "Come on." Come here! Hit here! Fight here towards Lao Tzu! ”
With his fist in the face twice, Yamashita motioned for Lao Xu to hit him.
For the other party's proposal, Lao Xu naturally would not miss it, and at the moment, he exerted all his strength, and rushed forward with a high shout.
I never thought that when I rushed to the front of the mountain, the mountain was actually dodging and shaking, how could such a trick be hidden from Lao Xu.
However, for the sake of the task, Lao Xu still rushed forward. Sure enough, the mountain secretly cast a kick, and Lao Xu was tripped and fell to the ground without accident.
Hahaha!
Looking at Lao Xu's embarrassed appearance of "dog eating", a group of students from the foot basin country laughed wildly.
"I said down the mountain, you won't be authentic, you said that you would be called to beat you, how can you make such a yin move?"
"That's it! Are you going to compete with our "foot basin country" players? How can these Chinese dogs have such good reaction nerves. ”
"Take it easy, we're here to watch a good show, it's too boring to end it so soon!"
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One word from you, one word from me. The students of the "Foot Basin Country" may have laughed at Xu Renjie very closely.
Naturally, he wouldn't put these old Xu in his ears, but what made him angry was that those bastards were still insulting Huaxia there. He couldn't swallow this breath anyway.
It's a pity that now is not the time for revenge, but this account is written down by Xu Quan.
"Hey! Huaxia Dog! You're not going to just play like that, are you? Don't pretend to stand up for me! Raise your foot and kick Lao Xu in the abdomen. Yamashita jokingly smiled: "This is the first lesson that Lao Tzu taught you, in your Chinese language, it is called a soldier who is not tired of cheating." Remember, don't always try to take advantage of yourself in the future. This is a common problem of your Chinese people, you think Lao Tzu is stupid. Let you fight for nothing! ”
Enduring the burning of his abdomen, Lao Xu slowly got up from the ground. He straightened out his slightly wrinkled clothes, and then pretended to be struggling: "You tripped me just now and kicked me again, this should be two rounds, right?" ”
was stunned, not only the mountain, but also the students of the "Foot Basin Country" who were watching next to Rao were also confused by Lao Xu's remarks.
Especially under the mountain, the scene he expected should be that Lao Xu was miserable and begged for mercy, but he never thought that the latter would actually ......
The corners of Eguchi's lips couldn't help but float a thief smile, as the initiator of this competition, at this time he naturally had to uphold the principle of fairness and notarization to show the majesty of their big "foot basin country".
stepped forward at the moment, waved his hand and said, "You're right, those two strokes just now are two rounds." ”
After speaking, Eguchi didn't forget to glance at Yamashita meaningfully, and the meaning in his eyes was telling Yamashita: "There are still 8 rounds, don't lose the face of our "footbasin country".
Yamashita, who was already a little annoyed, was looked at by Eguchi at this moment, and the smugness that had just floated was immediately replaced by anger.
Seeing the change of face under the mountain, Lao Xu hurriedly retreated.
And Lao Xu's retreat fell in the eyes of the mountain, which was undoubtedly regarded as a manifestation of the misbreed.
"Do you think you'll be able to get away with it?"
The momentum was violent, and he stepped up the mountain towards Lao Xu.
Lao Xu continued to retreat, and waited until he hit the front podium before he had to stop.
In desperation, Lao Xu once again raised his fist and swung it violently down the mountain.
This time, the mountain was not dodging, but took a step forward, tied Lao Xu's fist, and then used his waist and abdomen to force downward, and smashed Lao Xu to the ground with a perfect back fall.
"Bang!" The thick cement floor, while touching Lao Xu's back, made a muffled sound.
There is no need to confirm it, just listening to the sound can already determine the strength of this fall.
"Haha! Yamashita, you shot too hard, how did you call this Huaxia dog. ”
"Yes! I told you to take it easy, what's the point of you doing this! ”
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The students of the footbasin country shouted again, and the mountain stared at Lao Xu in a frolic, with disdain in his eyes: "Want to play tricks with me?" Hmph, this is the second lesson I teach you, in the face of absolute strength, any means are in vain!! ”
Damn it! This little cub has a much stronger mouth cannon ability than his skills.
The self-righteous back fall under the mountain, falling on Lao Xu, is no different from tickling, and it is also a loss to a group of "foot basin country" students so proud. If they knew Lao Xu's past history, I am afraid that they would feel sad for their current ignorance.
Got up from the ground pretending to have low back pain, Lao Xu looked pained, and then said dejectedly: "It's been three rounds!" ”
The simple 5 words undoubtedly hit the mountain with the heavy artillery, that's right, he successfully threw Lao Xu to the ground, no matter the action, the momentum is perfect. The other party also showed enough frustration and pain.
But for some reason, after hearing Lao Xu's 5 weak words, the mountain couldn't mention the joy of victory at all.
"You bastard!" With a punch, the mountain slammed steadily on Lao Xu's door, and Lao Xu's body that had just stood up fell backwards again.
"Lesson three! Recognize your own strength and don't challenge authority!! ”
It means that Yamashita wants to use this sentence to warn Lao Xu that for the sake of his own life, lie down obediently, and don't get up. (To be continued.) )