Chapter 35 Yun Xiaoman worships his relatives

Not long after, Yun Xiaoman rode to her hometown, only to see her stare at the support pole with her foot, the whole person froze, and looked at herself in the rearview mirror in a daze, unkempt and angry, her face was dark, and she suddenly shouted in a rage: "Come out for me!" ”

At this time, there was no sound around, and only the breeze was still teasing Yun Xiaoman's messy hair.

Yun Xiaoman took out the black cat from his hat with his backhand, choked his neck, and fell heavily to the ground, only to hear a miserable scream of "meow~", and a black shadow was gone.

"Come back to me, see if I don't want your cat's life!" Yun Xiaoman chased after him reluctantly.

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"This cat is so handsome!" Xiao Man chased after him for a while, tired and panting, and suddenly a female voice came from behind.

"Emerald Flower?" Yun Xiaoman turned around and saw a tall and fat girl with a big cake face teasing the black cat in her hand.

"Xiaoman, why are you back?"

"I'm not going home for the funeral."

"Oh, by the way, your uncle passed away two days ago."

"Eh, can this black cat pay me back?" Yun Xiaoman pointed to the black cat in Cuihua's hand and said.

"Oh, it's your cat, give it back to you!" After Cuihua finished speaking, she handed the black cat to Yun Xiaoman with both hands.

Yun Xiaoman took the cat, and the cat went down her arm into her coat and hat.

"It's scary!" The black cat snapped up casually.

"Who's talking?" Emerald Blossom looked around.

"Xiao Man, did you hear anything just now?"

"No, maybe you heard it wrong!"

"Really?"

"Yes, I won't talk to you, I'm going to pay tribute to my uncle." After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he turned around and left.

"Okay, you can go quickly!"

After Yun Xiaoman left, Cuihua muttered as if she were eighty thousand: "Cut, what's so great about coming from the city, you don't even call Aunt Sheng when you meet!" ”

Yun Xiaoman said to the black cat as she walked: "Warning you, don't talk nonsense, although she is ugly, she is kind-hearted, and I have to call her Aunt Sheng according to her seniority!" ”

In other words, as soon as Xiao Man approached the village, he heard the sound of wailing suona, and turned a few alleys to his door.

I saw that a white couplet was pasted on the door of his house, and the white archway was wrapped, Xiao Man pushed the door in, and listened to the "buzzing" sound inside from a distance.

"Mom, look! Sister Xiaoman is back! I only heard a childish voice coming from inside.

"Xiao Man, you're back!"

"Xiao Man, I'm back."

"Xiao Man, I'm back."

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"Auntie, second aunt, aunt, second aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt, ......aunt,

"Xiaoman, your uncle is fine when you come back last time, but your uncle will be gone when you come back this time..."Yun Xiaoman's aunt said cryingly.

"What's wrong with my uncle?" Yun Xiaoman asked.

"I said that when I was drinking, I accidentally ate poisonous weeds...... "Yun Xiaoman's aunt said vaguely.

"How could it be so coincidental?" Yun Xiaoman said.

"yes, the unexpected!"

"Xiaoman, hurry up and cry your uncle first, and then talk about it after receiving filial piety! It's just that you didn't get it! Yun Xiaoman's second aunt said.

"Hurry up, hurry up," everyone urged.

"But, how can you cry, what if you can't cry?" Yun Xiaoman said wryly.

"Come, give you a handkerchief, enter the door, kneel on the ground, cover your face with your hands, cry and call you uncle, just "woo" twice. Yun Xiaoman's aunt said.

"Oh, that's it..."Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, and went squirming.

As soon as Yun Xiaoman walked to the door of the uncle, he saw a paper-tied swan hanging high by a bamboo pole more than 4 meters high.

As soon as Xiao Man entered the door, she first saw a table with offerings, followed by a photo of her uncle, a mat spread underneath, and a group of musicians holding suona, sheng, and cymbals opposite.

"There's a guest here!" A white boss shouted from inside. When the musicians heard the cue, they began to play mournful music...

Yun Xiaoman knelt down and called uncle, and then cried "woo woo"...

Before he could cry twice, Mr. Bai came over and patted Yun Xiaoman's shoulder and signaled his condolences.

Yun Xiaoman stood up, wiped the tears on his face, and went in to say hello to the brothers and sisters who were guarding the spirits of the uncle's family, and consoled the mourning.

The busy people inside saw that the deceased's niece was coming, and handed over the filial piety clothes.

Yun Xiaoman came out after receiving his filial piety clothes, said hello to acquaintances one by one, and went back to his hometown.

On the way back to his hometown, the black cat poked his head out of Yun Xiaoman's hat, sniffed it and said, "What a big demon!" ”

"Xiao Man, if I'm not mistaken, every household on this street should have died recently!" The black cat jumped on Xiao Man's shoulder, looked around and said.

"Nonsense, whoever let you out, get in quickly!" Yun Xiaoman turned his head and said coldly.

When he returned home, Yun Xiaoman changed into white mourning clothes and came out to ask his relatives: "Has every family died on Uncle's street?" ”

"Uh... You don't say I haven't noticed, but I'm really here! Yun Xiaoman's second aunt thought about it and said.

"It's really weird, hey, Xiaoman, you're usually not at home, how do you know?" Xiao Man's aunt asked.

"Well, I guessed!" Yun Xiaomanhan said with a smile.

"As I expected, Xiao Man, there are demons to blame!" The black cat poked its head out and said to Xiao Man's ear.

"Hey, look, what a cute cat." A little girl of seven or eight years old said excitedly when she saw the incarnation of Ajiya.

Yun Xiaoman glanced at Ajiye and whispered, "Now you are miserable..."

The little girl came over and said innocently to Yun Xiaoman: "Sister Manman, can you give me a cat to hug?" ”

Yun Xiaoman squatted down and said with a smile: "Little sister, he is very fierce, are you afraid!" ”

"Don't be afraid, it's not fierce at all, it's so cute!"

"Here, give her a tooth." Yun Xiaoman turned his head and said.

The black cat poked its head out of Yun Xiaoman's hat, and its mouth showed sharp teeth, launching a threat.

The little girl was not only not scared when she saw it, but felt even more cute.

"Give me a hug, give me a hug, just hug me for a while..."The little girl kept begging Yun Xiaoman.

Yun Xiaoman couldn't excuse himself in front of everyone, so he reluctantly handed the black cat to the little girl, and whispered to the black cat: "Don't be anxious." ”

After the little girl took it, she was very excited, first broke open the black cat's mouth and touched his sharp teeth, then tore open the black cat's eyelids to observe his eyes like beautiful contacts, and then dragged the black cat's tail upside down...... All kinds of play, abuse.

The black cat slowly became a little impatient, and one broke free and jumped onto Yun Xiaoman's shoulder, the black hair on his whole body stood up, his eyes were full of anger, and his mouth showed sharp teeth, and he let out a tiger roar...

Frightened, the little girl hurriedly hid behind the adults, and peeked with her head out from time to time.

"Xiaoman, don't make trouble, scare your sister."

"Teasing her, aunt! Hehe! Xiao Man said with a smirk.

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Having said that, the relatives and friends at home were almost gone, and Yun Xiaoman's parents came back after a busy day at the uncle's house.

"Mom and Dad, where do I sleep?" Yun Xiaoman asked.

"It's better to sleep in the same room you slept in before, your father and I have already cleaned up your house." Yun Xiaoman's mother replied.

"Oh, great work!"

"Less poor, your uncle will be at the funeral tomorrow, it's enough for us to be busy! Rest early! ”

"Okay, you guys should rest early!"

Yun Xiaoman returned to his room, removed the powder gourd, put it on the desk covered with star wallpapers, and threw his body on the bed: "It's still my little bed that is comfortable!" ”

"Meow~" only to hear a scream.

"Crush me to you!" The black cat slowly crawled out of Yun Xiaoman's hat.

"Haha, I forgot about you."

"See, this is the writing I carved on the wall when I was a child, and I still have it!"

The black cat leaned over and glanced at the words, and wrote crookedly: Study hard and make progress every day. The magic wall, the magic wall, let me become a little bird and fly freely in the sky. Chen Xiaojun I know you have a crush on me, but .........

"Oops, I can't look at it!" Yun Xiaoman hurriedly stepped forward and covered the words with his hand.

"What's all written here?"

"What do you know, this is this girl's ignorant youth."

"It's still young, I think it's chunqing!"

"Get out!"

"I see that this desk is not, it is pasted with my idols from my student days, I am here every time after school, doing homework while watching the sunset, hey, what a good memory! It's a pity that it's gone! Yun Xiaoman rolled on the bed.

"Hey, Xiao Man, don't say it, someone is coming!" Black Cat said.

"Who? Uncle is here! Yun Xiaoman turned his head and said.

"Uncle?"