The summer afternoon sun is scorching fiercely, scorching the earth.

The shadows of the trees on the ground were motionless, as if someone had deliberately made a big Chinese painting on the ground.

Many of the big trees near the house kept shouting, "Know--" "Know--" "Know-" "Know--"

This kind of weather and noisy knowledge make it bad to hear the whole person.

My aunt is almost finished weaving this fishing net, and I heard that the price of the fishing net has recently increased to 300 yuan a piece, which is the highest price in history. The grapevine said that someone would come to collect the fishing nets tomorrow, and the aunt was in a hurry, so she called her grandmother to come over to help in the early morning, and the two sisters knitted the nets together to catch up with the goods.

I didn't expect it to be quite fast, and not long after I sat down for lunch, there was only the last finishing lap left.

Grandma said that she would not do anything, and the whole person was restless, and she was in a hurry to go home under the sun.

The aunt tried her best to stay: "Sister! Your three sons have all started a family and taken the children out, so what do you and your brother-in-law have to worry about at home, let's go back after dinner!"

"Just because the dead old man is home alone, I don't feel at ease? Always sneaking to the little ghost head of Yang Guo's family, send this and that! "Grandma hates grandpa for being a eater.

"Be content! Brother-in-law is good to you, everyone can see it, and you shouldn't do things too much. You said that your three spoiled losers gave you a penny? On the contrary, you have put a lot of it! The four three-story small western-style buildings in your family are not all of the little girl Yang Guo before she got married, and they helped you make money and subsidize a lot! The eldest daughter, Yang Ping, just married well, and only gave some money later. You're content with these apples!" My aunt persuaded patiently.

"Whatever! Don't worry about our family, I'm happy to post the three boys. Yang Ping is natural to be good to me, I hate Yang Guo's dead girl, she owes me, she deserves to fall into my hands, I will torture her family, who can do anything to me? "Grandma looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"You are really born in the blessing and do not know the blessing, I helped those five boys to start a family, and now I have to support myself. I always dreamed that you had two good daughters, and you hated Yang Guo so much, so you passed Guo'er to me as a daughter. "My aunt really likes Yang Guo, and she had this idea when Yang Guo was a little little, and she didn't take the opportunity to say it until today.

"You're wonderful! Make your spring and autumn dreams! Yang Guo has been my purse since she was a child, no one wants to take away my purse, I am not done with her. "Grandma put her words here today, completely cutting off her aunt's thoughts.

"You will bully the good-natured fruit, and if you have the ability to move Yang Ping, she won't eat you yet. Do it with all your might! Someday wait for retribution! "My aunt is very angry with this nonsensical sister.

"Don't talk nonsense with you, I'll go home now." Grandma grabbed her parasol fiercely, shook her hand and turned to leave.

"With such a fierce sun, you are not afraid of heat stroke on the road. Besides, it's the hottest at noon, and there are many snakes on the mountain road, so you're not afraid, so let's go! I'm so! "My aunt was so angry that she didn't want to keep this unreasonable person anymore.

Grandma was wearing a parasol, although there was a breeze blowing on the mountain road from time to time, but it was also hot, and it didn't take long for her to sweat.

All the way is a sheep's intestine path, twisting and overgrown with weeds, and there is no one along the way.

Here in the grass "chirp! Tsk!" In the bushes over there, "Huh! Whew! Whew!" Or the cries of crows from the trees, "know--know---", and occasionally there is a burst of "ah-ah-ah" crows.

Grandma was walking alone on the road, her nervous scalp was numb, and goosebumps were all over her body. My aunt is right, grandma is the most afraid of snakes. When she was a child, she was bitten by a snake, and now when she encounters a straw rope on the road at night, she can scare her half to death.

Since then, my grandmother has to use a stick to beat the grass in front of her a few times to make sure it is safe to walk on the mountain road.

As I walked over a hill, I saw a woman with a red umbrella in front of me. Grandma seemed to see a savior, and hurriedly chased forward in three steps and two steps, and kept shouting: "Who is the one in front?" Wait......"

The woman with the red umbrella in front heard someone shouting, and when she looked back, she saw that Aunt Yang was hurrying over, so she stood and waited for her to come up: "Slow down, Aunt Yang, I'll wait for you." ”

Grandma heard the voice and took a closer look: "It's Qiuhong!" Are you going to work now? Forehead! The last time I went to the county seat, I didn't see you selling tickets! "Flattering question, I used to go to the county town and often chatter in the car, and some of them are not very familiar.

"Oh! I was transferred to the bus to the city to sell tickets for a while. Oh! Two days ago, I saw Uncle Yang, accompanying his niece to the city to play. That little girl looks really smart, but she is too naughty, and her little ass is like a worm that keeps moving around the seat. Auntie, why didn't you go to the city with them? This Qiu Hong was particularly impressed by Fan Ya's constant movement in her position that day.

This Qiuhong is also a talker, in the barren mountains and mountains at noon, there is finally someone to follow, and he will give full play to his eloquence.

"Oh! Got it! That day, I happened to accompany my eldest nephew to the county high school entrance examination! Grandma began to roll in her heart, gritted her teeth with hatred for this dead old man, and peeled off his skin when she went home. Pretended to be calm and continued to ask: "What time did his grandfather and grandson sit in the car for you to see?" ”

"They took the early bus and came back late, and they happened to be in the car I followed." Qiuhong doesn't know what other people's families are like, that is, what they say.

That's it, you and I say it one by one, and you keep chattering along the way......

When I got home, I saw the old man lying leisurely on a chair in the shade. With Erlang's legs crossed, wearing reading glasses, he reads martial arts novels.

The old man's tobacco and alcohol, every time the eldest son-in-law sent it to the door, as soon as he turned around, the old woman took it and sold it at a low price, and the old man was forced to quit smoking and drinking.

The eldest daughter Yang Ping was really angry, so she asked her eldest son-in-law to send a chair to her old father, and the eldest son-in-law also sent a book every few days. Let the old people who have worked hard all their lives should also have some entertainment.

Grandma held back the fire in her belly along the way, and looked at the old man as leisurely as an official.

Immediately angry, he didn't hide it, and he went straight into the loud roar with a single knife: "Say!" You tell me honestly, when will you take the little ghost of Yang Guo's family to the city to play. How much did it cost that day? What else do you buy for the imp? Where does all this money come from? "It's like machine-gun fire and continuous questioning, which is indefensible. The mouth is unforgiving, the movements in the hands are constant, what is caught next to him, it doesn't matter if it is a bench or a pot and pan, smash it. Anyway, if the family lacks anything, the eldest son-in-law will buy anything.

"Ping! Ping! Table tennis! Table tennis! Sound! Village! Syllable! ......There was a chaotic sound, and the neighbors next door heard that the dead old woman of the Yang family came to make trouble in the heavenly palace every few days......

It's not surprising that this grandfather has seen a lot of things, and he doesn't want to pay attention to this shrew. I just feel very strange: how did this "dominatrix" at home know that I accompanied Xiaoya to the city to play.

Seeing that the old man didn't speak, thinking that he was weak-hearted, Grandma became even more energetic: "Did you steal my private money?" Where to hide the money? Speak up. "Keep smashing things.

Grandma is self-aware, knowing that she is small and does not dare to use force with her grandfather, who is tall and tall. As long as my grandfather pulls a little, my grandmother will fall on all sides.

Grandpa didn't care about going with her and continued to read.

The things that can be heard at home are almost smashed, and I am almost tired from tossing for a long time.

Watching the old man stay all the time, the nephew playing the lantern - as usual!

Grandma was furious like a mad beast, and pulled the book in the old man's hand, directly tore, pulled, and pulled, three times and five divided by two, and the brand-new book was torn to pieces.

Tossing is a mess, there is no place to stay, like a typhoon blowing, more than that.

My grandfather didn't have time to grab the book, and the kung fu book was shattered in the blink of an eye, and he was distressed. This "dominatrix" has been making a fuss for a long time.

Grandpa's patience reached the limit, and he pulled the old woman's hair in a bun. Before she could do anything, grandma sat directly on the ground, crying and shouting: "Ahh My—old—oh my! Old man Yang - want to kill - people! Come on, people! Help......" cried vigorously at the top of his throat, as if he had been wronged, as loud as he wanted, for fear that others would not know.

This pig-killing howl, coupled with the first smashing of things "Ping-pong!" Ping! Table tennis! The sound of "Ping Pong ......", the gate has long been gathered, and the three layers inside and the outside three layers are watching the lively people.

No one dares to persuade him, and no one can afford to provoke this recognized "dominatrix". If there is a good thing to hold the grievances for Uncle Yang, he has already secretly invited Yang Ping and his wife, and only this Yang Ping, who is not afraid of death, can cure this "dominatrix".

The crying was so loud that my grandfather's head hurt for a while. I didn't want to pay attention to her, so I wanted to go out and breathe. But who knows when her legs will make the old woman sitting on the ground crying unable to move. His face turned white and trembled, and his head couldn't stop breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Look at everything, it's all scattered for me!" With a loud shout, the onlookers saw that Yang Ping was coming, and all of them dispersed.

The eldest son-in-law, Qiao Jun, saw that something was wrong with his father-in-law: "Dad! What's wrong with you?"

Yang Ping scolded her mother, who was still sitting on the ground and making trouble, "You dead old woman with a copper stink! You are a great scourge in the family! A small fuss in three days, a big fuss in five days, and a thick-skinned atomic bomb can't be penetrated! You're not afraid of being embarrassed! I'm ashamed! You want to die! Jump into the sea before it's too late! Don't worry, I won't stand in the way! You're dead! Xiaoya can play with my dad every day, eat and drink spicy food together. ”

Yang Ping muttered silently in her mind: To deal with a person like my mother who bullies the soft and is afraid of being hard and messing around, you can only be tough like this. Then he said to Qiao Jun: "Qiao Jun! These things are smashed today, you don't want to buy them after all, whoever smashes them will buy it, it has nothing to do with us. Help Dad to live in our house!"

After speaking, the couple didn't look back, and helped the old father who was choking with anger to go home.

Behind him, his mother got up from the ground with a "rub", and called out with regret: "Qiao Jun'er!" Jun'er! Help mom buy pots and pans! Give Mom some money to buy pots and pans! You're coming back! Give Mom some money......"