Chapter 396 It's almost enough for three tables of mahjong
After hearing her son's explanation, Fan Yulan suddenly became angry: "What, on the day of grandpa's birthday, you actually ran to catch fish and play?" ”
Fang Ye said with an aggrieved face: "Mom, I'm not going to play, it's my grandfather who asked me to go to Xishan to catch it." ”
"He told you to go to Xishan to catch fish?" Fang Yun was stunned, "This ...... This is too, there are long mountains and rivers there, how can you come back in half a day? ”
"Dad, I didn't want to go, but Grandpa said that Xiao Tang's wife was pregnant and wanted to drink wild crucian carp soup, so he forced me to run." Fang Ye swore and said, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Grandpa." ”
Fan Yulan was a little suspicious: "Husband, didn't your cousin say that he didn't know where Xiao Ye went?" ”
"I believe Xiaoye, Uncle Cousin must be afraid that Miss Su will blame, so he lied." Fang Yun was convinced of his son, after all, Xishan Chong was notoriously desolate, who had nothing to do to go there to play?
Fang Ye looked confused: "Which Miss Su?" ”
"Which one else, of course, is the eldest lady of the Su family in the provincial capital, and even her sister is here."
Fang Yehu wondered, "What are they doing here?" ”
Fan Yulan said: "What else can I do, she is your girlfriend, of course she is here to congratulate grandpa on his birthday!" ”
"Girlfriend, why didn't I know about this?"
Fang Yun gave his son a violent shudder: "Play stupid with your father, hurry up and give me an honest explanation, why do you have so many girlfriends?" ”
Fang Ye was even more confused: "You mean, it's not just the two of them who came to celebrate their birthday?" ”
"Nonsense, if there are two more, the table of eighteen people will not be able to sit down!" Fan Yulan took out her new mobile phone, "Take a look for yourself." ”
After seeing the full group photo of his girlfriend's group, Fang Ye's heart was full of thunder, and he almost died on the spot.
I'm through, what's the situation with these women?
By the way, it won't be because of the circle of friends who complained about it last night, right?!
I took out my mobile phone and clicked on WeChat to take a look, and sure enough, there were already full of replies below, the kind that can't be placed on a page!
Xu Li: Stinky night, cause me to run to Li County for nothing, this sister Qiu has written it down, don't park it indiscriminately, I will let my subordinates pay attention to your car 24 hours a day!
Warmth: Fang Ye, if you are willing to come to the Internet café to take us to eat chicken after you go back, this matter will be settled, otherwise it will be over with you.
Vera, Shen Yan'er: On the top floor!
Su Qianyi: Brother-in-law, you are finished, you dare to release my sister's pigeon, she has decided to study for a master's degree in chemistry, you can do it yourself......
Rhona: I didn't expect you to have so many girlfriends.
Qin Yanran: The skills of the birthday banquet chef are okay, but the seafood dishes are not too fresh, next time I will say in advance, I will ask someone to help you prepare.
Liang Yuesi: You dare to hide from no one, count you smart, my mother said that you must be invited to eat hairy crabs, if you don't agree, she will come to Li County to find your parents......
Fang Ye was sweating all over the waterfall, and he couldn't wait to slap himself twice.
It made you cheap, and you almost broke up, right?
The luck in the misfortune is that fortunately, I ran to the west mountain to play for a day, if I really stayed here, it would be called the embarrassment of capitalization.
These girls can easily deal with one or two of them, but if they are in a group, it will be a complete cup.
He said a little weakly: "Mom, in fact, they are not my girlfriends, all this is just a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" ”
"Of course Mom knows, if there is a master inside, I'm afraid that a fight would have started a long time ago, where would we take a group photo together?" Fan Yulan suddenly laughed, "Son, you tell your mother honestly, are you too difficult to choose, so you haven't had a girlfriend?" ”
Seeing that his mother was no longer angry, Fang Ye suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course, doesn't my father often teach me, a man can't hang himself from a tree, take a long-term view, and be able to see the big forest in the distance!" ”
Fang Yun nodded with satisfaction: "It's not in vain that I have worked hard, and my son can be taught!" ”
Fan Yulan suddenly said with a blank face: "Husband, why do you want to instill this concept in your son? ”
Fang Yun said proudly: "Isn't that just to let him stop following my old path......
As soon as the words came out, he chuckled in his heart!
Wo Groove, how did you say such heart-wrenching words?
Fan Yulan's face instantly darkened: "Your old way, do you mean marrying me?" ”
"No, no, of course not!" Fang Yun hurriedly denied it.
Fan Yulan asked sadly: "It's not my tree, then which tree do you want to hang yourself on?" ”
"Look, there's a flying saucer!" Fang Yun suddenly pointed to the sky, then turned around and ran.
"Want to run?" Fan Yulan had long been guarding against her husband's move, only to see her take off her shoes, and then threw a meteor to catch the moon, right on the back of Fang Yun's head.
Ouch!
Fang Yun was hit hard by this, his feet slipped again, and the whole person suddenly fell to the ground with a thud, seeing that Fang Ye inhaled the cold air, my mother's secret weapon is so slippery, I haven't practiced much before......
"Go pick up Mom's shoes, and help that old thing back to the room, I'm going to continue to serve in the house!" Fan Yulan put her hands on her waist and said menacingly.
"Understood, understood!" Fang Ye touched a cold sweat, and then ran over with a fart......
It was already noon the next day when he returned to Huahai, and Fang Ye didn't dare to tell anyone else, so he went back to Wei Mao alone.
In the bubble tea shop, he was not only pleasantly surprised to see Uncle Da who was about to deliver takeaways, but even Aunt Da behind the cash register!
After saying hello, Fang Ye said with a hippie smile: "Uncle Da, why did you bring Aunt Da here?" ”
Uncle Da smiled: "She said that it was boring to stay at home alone, so she came to work in the bubble tea shop with me." ”
Aunt Da also said with a smile: "Xiao Fang, although Auntie is a little old and can't do too much work, the cashier is still okay." ”
Fang Ye lowered his voice and said, "I mean, you guys are not short of money now, why don't you travel everywhere, buy villas or something?" ”
Uncle Da said lightly: "I've been tossing enough outside in my life, and the peaceful life in the milk tea shop is the most suitable for our husband and wife. ”
"That's a good feeling, we'll be neighbors in the future." Fang Ye smiled, "By the way, where did the proprietress go, the store is so busy, she won't go home on a blind date again, right?" ”
"You're kidding me again, aren't you?" Suddenly, someone knocked on his head.
Fang Ye was taken aback, he looked back, and sure enough, it was Xia Wei with an angry face.
"Sister Wei, you have practiced this Ling Bo micro-step well, you walk silently, and you are about to have a fight with the cat!"
Xia Wei answered the question: "I was too busy to go to Li County to help you yesterday, you won't mind, right?" ”
Fang Ye smiled: "Don't mind, don't mind, if you want to come again, you'll almost have enough mahjong for three tables." ”
Xia Wei's face was full of question marks: "What do you mean?" ”
"It means that yesterday was too lively......"