Chapter 18 Xiao Man's love becomes a vinegar vat
At the time of the Big Bang, the complete soul was divided into two, yang and yin, male and female.
Humanity came into this world with the mission of finding missing souls, and when this beautiful encounter comes, we call it, love.
The sunset is like a glass of red wine sprinkled on the world, romantic and tender.
A woman with nine heads, dressed in a red dress, black high heels, with long hair and a shawl, carrying a designer bag and a ringing bell, strides proudly through the street.
Under the refraction of the setting sun, the body is outlined with perfect lines, like a walking long-legged monster, approaching her prey step by step...
Not long after, the woman pushed the door and walked into a store with the words "Nether Funeral" written on it.
There is a man and a woman in the shop, the woman is lying on a rocking chair and squinting her eyes as if she is enjoying the time, and the man is sitting on a small stool with an ear plucker in his hand, and he is concentrating on picking out her ears.
Needless to say, the boring man and woman in the store are Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman.
The woman in red ignored Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman, walked straight in, threw her bag on the sofa, and looked around.
Yun Xiaoman heard the crisp sound of high heels, glanced at the dress of the woman in red, and thought: It's either a broad lord or a distinguished guest!
Yun Xiaoman's businessman's instinctive reaction dominated her and she walked to the woman in red, with a flattering smile on her face: "Beauty, is there anything I can help you with?" ”
Lu Yuan saw Yun Xiaoman get up and go over, but he picked up his ears and ignored it.
When the woman in red heard Yun Xiaoman's question, she turned around, and it turned out to be a beauty with lips like fire, skin like clotted fat, and water hibiscus.
The arrogant temperament of the woman in red obviously had the upper hand in front of Yun Xiaoman, she looked Yun Xiaoman up and down, and Yun Xiaoman's heart was furious, and then she showed a mysterious smile: "I'm looking for someone." ”
"Looking for someone in the funeral home? There are only dead bodies here, so you're probably in the wrong place! Yun Xiaoman said with a smile.
When the woman in red heard this, she smiled contemptuously, then sat down on the sofa, took out a lady's cigarette from her bag, lit the fire, took a puff, and then spit out the smoke and said, "I'm looking for Lu Yuan!" ”
As soon as the words came out, Lu Yuan turned his head and looked at the woman in red with a blank expression, while Yun Xiaoman and the woman in red stared at Lu Yuan with their eyes like torches, these two gazes were like two streams of ice and fire that put Lu Yuan in the air, and the taste was not swallowed, nor was it swallowed.
"Sissi... Ya..."Lu Yuan stood up and stammered.
"Didn't you go abroad? How did you get back? Lu Yuan looked puzzled.
The woman in red smiled when she heard this: "Foreign wine is too heartburning. ”
"Oh, so you two know each other!" Yun Xiaoman was a little embarrassed, looked at Lu Yuan and said.
"This is my boss, her name is Yun Xiaoman." Lu Yuan introduced to the woman in red.
Yun Xiaoman smiled at the woman in red, but unexpectedly, the woman in red raised her chin slightly, her expression was indifferent and full of hostility.
Yun Xiaoman was ignored and had to retract his smile in embarrassment, turning into white eyes: "Cut!" ”
Seeing this scene, Lu Yuan smiled awkwardly at Yun Xiaoman: "Her name is Qianya, and she is my ......."
"Girlfriend!" Before Lu Yuan finished speaking, the woman in red grabbed the conversation with lightning speed.
As soon as the words came out, Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman both looked at the woman in red with surprised expressions, and then Lu Yun and the two looked at each other again, Lu Yuan obviously felt the murderous aura in Yun Xiaoman's eyes, and he didn't dare to look directly, so he had to dodge!
Yun Xiaoman didn't want to be too obvious in front of Qianya, so he had to hide it with a smile, and gritted his teeth and said, "Oh~ It turned out to be his girlfriend, but we don't smoke here!" Please, please, take out your cigarettes! ”
The woman in red sneered after hearing this: "Cut, do you think you are Lin Zexu?" I'm not allowed to smoke! Besides, look at you here, the room is full of wreaths, paper figures, urns, and a faint smell of corpses! The smell of tobacco is the same as spraying perfume here! ”
Yun Xiaoman laughed angrily when he heard this: "Although we smell bad here, our souls are clean!" You are given two choices: either you go out to smoke, or you will put out the cigarettes for Lao Tzu now! ”
Lu Yuan watched the two of them compete here, helpless, embarrassed, and stopped talking...
Qianya ignored Yun Xiaoman completely, got up and took Lu Yuan's hand upstairs, turned her head and said to Yun Xiaoman: "I'm too lazy to be like you!" ”
When Lu Yuan heard this, he immediately pointed at Qianya behind his back, and then squeezed his eyebrows and waved his hand at Yun Xiaoman downstairs, signaling not to ignore her!
Yun Xiaoman's face turned red after hearing this, and his whole body trembled, how could he listen to persuasion! Shouting upstairs, "What quality! I really think this is my home! ”
only heard a "bang", and the door was pushed vigorously by Siya and shut, temporarily ending this war without gunpowder.
"...... Qian" As soon as Lu Yuan spoke, Qian Ya sealed her mouth with her fingers, and then took Lu Yuan's hand and walked to the side of the bed, and with a push of her hand, Lu Yuan lay down on the bed.
Then Qianya came to the side of the bed and slowly climbed onto Lu Yuan, her mouth was slightly panting, her breasts were rippling, her face was full of spring, her style was full of style, and her fiery red lips were seductive.
Qianya stretched out her jade finger and twisted Lu Yuan's sideburns, the silk hair fell to Lu Yuan's ears, the musk entered her nose, this fragrance seemed to help sleep and calm the nerves, Lu Yuan lay on the bed and did not move, he was teased so red that his face was red, and he was fascinated...
Then Qianya smiled and put her lips to Lu Yuan's ear and said, "I haven't seen you for so long, do you miss me?" ”
When Siya's lips were about to touch Lu Yuan's mouth, Lu Yuan's eyes suddenly widened, he pulled away, stood up, turned his back to Siya and said coldly, "Why did you leave me back then?" ”
Qianya got up and hugged Lu Yuan's waist from behind, and snuggled the noodles on Lu Yuan's shoulder: "I was wrong about what happened back then, forgive me, okay!" I will never leave you again! ”
Lu Yuan broke free from Siya's shackles, turned around and said with tears in his eyes: "I have already died for you once, and my heart is also dead, and now you come back and tell me that you want to start over?" Do you think the dead heart will be resurrected? ”
"Yuan, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have let you down, you loved me so much before, have you forgotten? Forgive me, okay? Siya said that she wanted to take Lu Yuan's hand and beg for forgiveness!
Lu Yuan ruthlessly shook off Siya: "It was before, and now it is now!" Now I don't love you anymore! Let's go! ”
"Source! I was a ghost at the time, forgive me..."
"Let's go!" Lu Yuan roared angrily.
Xia Ya had nothing to do, she glanced at Lu Yuan pitifully, then picked up her bag and turned to open the door.
The moment Siya opened the door, she found that Yun Xiaoman was listening to the action of the fence and inspecting the wall, but Siya didn't pay attention to it and went straight downstairs to leave...
Yun Xiaoman saw Lu Yuan with tears in his eyes, and smirked awkwardly: "I was just passing by, but I didn't hear anything!" She ......"
Lu Yuan also ignored Yun Xiaoman when he saw it, and with a "bang", the door was closed again!
Yun Xiaoman looked dazed and swallowed: "What's going on?" After that, he went back to his room.
Yun Xiaoman returned to the room and tossed and turned, unable to sleep all night, so he picked up his mobile phone and clicked on Baidu: How to tell if a person likes you?
There are a lot of entries densely packed below, and Yun Xiaoman clicked on an entry:
No matter what you do wrong, he is not angry, he is obedient to you, he can't fight back, he doesn't scold back, and he is considerate, even if there is a small injury, he will be nervous to death! Love you more than himself!
Seeing this, Yun Xiaoman put down his mobile phone, picked up his pink gourd and took a sip of water, and secretly made a decision in his heart!